The Offical BSN Song Parody Thread
#251
Guest_shlenderman_*
Posté 11 novembre 2012 - 08:03
Guest_shlenderman_*
#252
Posté 12 novembre 2012 - 12:46
Enjoy!
https://lh5.googleus...97-h373/bsn.bmp
There's BSN'ers on the boards using flames and lies
And necro'ing threads from old archives
Cussing at each other saying "fork"
Calling each other names like dorks... ooooh...
https://encrypted-tb...LrU7ykdhk2xakHi
There's people on the boards who make their avi's out of ponies
Yeah, that's what I said, they made their avi's out of ponies
Now there's... bronies with pony avi's
Who's making these pony avi's?
Leave these poor, sick bronies alone
They've got problems enough as it is...
Man hasn't posted for days
on any of his threads
I'm the only one who stops
to see if he's banned...
Mmmmm... turns out he's banned...
And that's why I'm singing
What... what is wrong with the BSN today?
What's wrong with the BSN today... Ermmm, nimm, zza, shmmm... nay, nay, nay!
What... what is wrong with the BSN today?
You gotta think about... think, think about it!
https://encrypted-tb...CUJWoBi6IdWMrsL
Good Bot's been blamed and put into a ban
All the complaining is ruining it for the real fans...
What fan? Which fan? Who's a fan?
When is a fan a fan?
What makes a fan a fan?
Am I a fan?
Yes. Technically I am.
They're putting Multiplayer in RPGs just to get CoD creepers
But what's the real cost?
Cause the DLC ain't getting that much cheaper...
Why are we still paying so much for DLC
when you've got microtransactions from little dumb kids...
what are your overheads?
https://encrypted-tb...ukrZxVEydYd2MsW
Well, at the end of ME3, you don't know if you die
Sometimes I wonder why I even try
I saw a Shep lying near the beam half dead
with a Breath Scene coming out before the creds
And I say...
"How-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow...
...are they gonna end it like that for the trilogy?
Could somebody please remove these innaccuracies from ME3?
And then we break it down
The BSN is breaking it down...
Ooo-ooo-ooooh....
Theis where we break it down...
Aaa-aaah...
This is where we do the whoa-oo-o-o...
Break it Down...
https://encrypted-tb...hf7TQOrIHjMixWN
Then DA3 is building up...
And DA3 is building up...
Let's build it up...!
https://encrypted-tb...lKBKgRuQfoD8Imw
And then we STOP.
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 12 novembre 2012 - 01:15 .
#253
Posté 13 novembre 2012 - 12:21
To the tune of Cat Stevens Wild World
Now that I've done 10 playthroughs
You say you wanna start with a PC new
And its breakin' heart we're leavin'
Gaidey, I'm grievin'
But if you want a new PC, take good care
Hope you don't hit any import snags, beware
But then, a ton of flags turn bad out there...
https://encrypted-tb...86KXbzlGCttoaHQ
Ooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey, scrap the Import
Its hard to get right without a canon style
Oooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey scrap the Import
And you always be able to write your own world
I've seen a lot of what imports can do
And it's insane flow charts for you
Cause I never want to see a bland world
No plot-quicksand worlds
But if you have to leave, take good care
Hope Thedas has lot of lands out there
Just remember the flags can impair...
https://encrypted-tb...gnFpq8UOBCzTZFs
Ooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey, scrap the Import
Its hard to get right without a canon style
Oooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey scrap the Import
And you always be able to write your own world
Gaidey, I love ya
But if you have to leave, take good care
Hope Thedas has lot of lands out there
Just remember the flags can impair...
https://encrypted-tb...SzZ4ZT-BTCcC0jw
Ooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey, scrap the Import
Its hard to get right without a canon style
Oooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey scrap the Import
And you always be able to write your own world
Ooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey, scrap the Import
Its hard to get right without a canon style
Oooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey scrap the Import
And you always be able to write your own world
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 13 novembre 2012 - 12:21 .
#254
Guest_sjpelkessjpeler_*
Posté 13 novembre 2012 - 01:21
Guest_sjpelkessjpeler_*
Your last one is absolutely (snarksely) hilarious Jimmy
#255
Posté 15 novembre 2012 - 11:11
#256
Posté 15 novembre 2012 - 12:28
Very good stuff, Dom. I don't even know how you go about making such awesome visuals, so I'll only say... "Where does he get all those wonderful toys?"
#257
Posté 16 novembre 2012 - 01:44
#258
Guest_Lightning Cloud_*
Posté 16 novembre 2012 - 03:02
Guest_Lightning Cloud_*
#259
Posté 19 novembre 2012 - 01:23
To the poem of Antigonish, by poet Hugher Mearnes. Enjoy.
In the 2000's, in the eleventh year
Bioware made a game for a fan who wasn't there
It wasn't like any previous DA
I wish, I wish he'd go away...
Then when I got to the end of ME3
Bioware had made an ending for their trilogy
But when I got done, I could only bawl
There wasn't any closure at all!
Go away, go away, pre-ending DLC bores!
Go away, go away, and please don't wreck the lore anymore... (slam!)
Today I saw, amongst little fan fare
Bioware's MMO for the fan that wasn't there
They had changed it to now be Free to Play
Oh, how I wish he'd go away...
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 19 novembre 2012 - 02:04 .
#260
Posté 19 novembre 2012 - 09:56
#261
Posté 19 novembre 2012 - 10:40
Also, kudos to the poem - I'll consider exploring that. I admittedly used to write poetry in my youth.
#262
Posté 19 novembre 2012 - 11:45
If he and Victor Wooten would play a set together, they wouldn't be the rhythm section of the band. They would actually attain musical godhood and BE Rhythm, to be worshiped by all.
But I sense I've gone off the beaten path a little bit here...
#263
Posté 22 novembre 2012 - 04:27
Modifié par slimgrin, 22 novembre 2012 - 04:28 .
#264
Guest_shlenderman_*
Posté 24 novembre 2012 - 08:40
Guest_shlenderman_*
2 songs from me incomin.
first song in bout 2h.
second song in 3 days.
oh and i worked hard on my humor (it's german hard to work on non existent stuff)
so the lyrics will be way better.
+does sum air guitar shizzlin+
#265
Posté 24 novembre 2012 - 09:44
#266
Guest_shlenderman_*
Posté 24 novembre 2012 - 10:23
Guest_shlenderman_*
any resemblance to a living person is purely coincidental, likewise the resemblance to forumites or just bad gurls in general.

bad gurl, bad gurl, you lied to me
tell me why did you breeze my light
guess you're fine, guess you're fine
though you'll never be mine
and my liver is bloat like a loo
bad gurl, bad gurl, you are a hoe
i'm goin' t'gettin' old and low
guess you're fine, guess you're fine
though you'll never be mine
and my liver is bloat like a loo
her husband, was a obnoxious man
just 8000 miles from here
under his bed was found a toy of steel
but his buddy never was found
bad gurl, bad burl, you lied to me
tell me why did you breeze my light
guess you're fine, guess you're fine
though you'll never be mine
and my liver is bloat like a loo
bad gurl, bad gurl, you are a hoe
i'm goin' t'gettin' old and low
guess you're fine, guess you're fine
though you'll never be mine
and my liver is bloat like a loo
bad gurl, bad gurl, you lied to me
tell my why did you breeze my light
guess you're fine, guess you're fine
though you'll never be mine
and my liver is bloat like a loo
da song clickee me
edit: oh and dom and jimmy. da song is called batgirl.. erhm that was awkward. i mean bad gurl. wut have i thunk
Modifié par shlenderman, 24 novembre 2012 - 10:34 .
#267
Posté 25 novembre 2012 - 02:35
To the tune on AC/DC's Thunderstruck. BE SURE TO CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT AS WELL, its totes awesome.
OGHREN!
https://encrypted-tb...MHABktclKpSGWAV
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
OGHREN!
https://encrypted-tb...ZQfsW29PJ6vxghA
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
OGHREN...?...!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSywmdEdQ8L35Esi4Peh1X426TenCDzspIYiR8gbBgGElx3uKm3mw
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
OGHREN!
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
OGHREN!
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
OGHREN!
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
OGHREN!
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
OGHREN!
OGHREN!
OGHREN!
I was caught
In the Dwarven Deep Roads Quest (OGHREN!)
Tried to find
A Paragon named Branka to get my back (OGHREN!)
My mind raced
And I thought "what can I do?" (OGHREN!)
And then you,
You drunk dwarf, there was no help but you (OGHREN!)
Round up the chums
We're about to start
The smell of his breath
Could rip steel apart
"Hey Warden... Oghren's Drunk!"
http://t0.gstatic.co...xozCqHNxSSVgfaT
Went through the highways
fight the 'spawn as went we deep down
Underneath Thedas, yeah Thedas
It was some Deep Roads fun
We had some ogres
Some darkspawn who gave a rough time
But you and Wynne, sipped on some brew
Yeah, yeah, chug down that wine
And I was shakin' at the knees!
A little sobriety, please...
Yeah, but that dwarf paid me no mind...

News flash... Oghren's Drunk!
Oghren's Drunk...
yeah, yeah, yeah, Oghren's Drunk.
Oooo.... Oghren's Drunk... yeah...
And I was shakin' at the knees!
A little sobriety, please...
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh
Oghren's Drunk!
Oghren's Drunk!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oghren's Drunk!
Oghren's Drunk... yeah, yeah, yeah
https://encrypted-tb...m1it6g6xzFdj1LQ
Said, yeah, it's alright
That nug, he won't fight
Yeah, it's alright
He'll last the fight... oh right?
Oghren's Drunk... yeah, yeah, yeah
Oghren's Drunk... Oghren's Drunk
OGHREN'S DRUUUUUUUUNK!
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 25 novembre 2012 - 02:37 .
#268
Guest_shlenderman_*
Posté 25 novembre 2012 - 03:11
Guest_shlenderman_*
DominusVita wrote...
@Shlender: Not sure I got what you were going for.
dom it's a cover of a nirvana cover. noponee know wut i was goin' foah (':
actually i tried only some things out there. if it would make an album this and first song would clearly be scratched.
but oh well..
okay next one.
i guess it will be either fail hard, or be awesumsauce.
finished for almost a week.
onlee puttin some pics into it.
no homemade meme's though, have much to learn. you guys are doin' dis for way too long, that i could compete.
but it try.
okay the next song will be for someone special here.
best part dom and jimmy will be part of the chorus.
#269
Posté 25 novembre 2012 - 05:25
#270
Guest_shlenderman_*
Posté 25 novembre 2012 - 05:27
Guest_shlenderman_*
Fast Jimmy wrote...
Lol Looking forward to it, shlender!
oh me too bro, me too. but actually i became so bored, there will be another one.
thing is w/ this not so important songs lately the new one is gettin better.
i learnt how to use centered lyrics in last, and in this new (comin in 'bout 10mins), i learnt how to use good pics, tbh.
#271
Guest_shlenderman_*
Posté 25 novembre 2012 - 05:58
Guest_shlenderman_*
..
..
..
Twenty episodes later..
Vegeta o0

And friend of ol' seen Cell's trve intentions, so he warned him. First he thought to get
http://bit.ly/S55d5c
Broly into action. But his power lvl would be to maximum for Cell. The world could crumbl'..
..
Two episodes later..
Vegeta was havin' nightmares. Not of the fight. But the picture of Cell's tail wasn't gettin' of his mind.
http://bit.ly/QEqiXr
But he had to face him. While his mind went super sayan apeshizzle (his tail was way longer and smoother than Cell's, it's a monkey tail for picollo's sake), he heard this strange song.
The whole fight..
http://bit.ly/XRPXi5
tellin i'm too low
but fakes can surely stay
your hips say dat you love
your eyes say u cannot hate
http://bit.ly/XRPXi5
there is truth in your eyes
loud like your fake
what you built you laid to waste
http://bit.ly/XRPXi5
there is truth in your eyes
loud like your fake
all i've got's wut you didn't take
but you, you wun b da one
be da one who sees dis
in peaches
and eye, eye dat show your home
home is all alone
and regrets, dun lie
http://bit.ly/Teo8Ju
you promised me the sky
than let me rot like a bone
you wrap me in your arms
your soul is like a stone
http://bit.ly/XRPXi5
there is truth in your eyes
loud like your fake
all i've got's wut you didn't take
but you, you wun b da one
be da one who sees dis
in peaches
and eye, eye dat show your home
home is all alone
and regrets, dun lie
but you, you wun b da one
be da one who sees dis
in peaches
and eye, eye dat show your home
home is all alone
and regrets, dun lie
After 50 epic Episodes, Cell went finally down for good. The world hasn't crumbl'd a bit - and Vegeta had some fine new shoes. They were a fire Cell, sell.
http://bit.ly/TnhcgQ
#272
Guest_shlenderman_*
Posté 26 novembre 2012 - 10:00
Guest_shlenderman_*
http://bit.ly/TpKCLa
rockerz
http://bit.ly/Tg78SW
u are sweet, sweet, sweetin up my head wunna let you know
it's too sweet, sweet, sweet in my chest when i think of you
are you re-reading everythin i type to you like i do
guess gotta sweet, sweet it into your heart
i rly have to tell ya sumthing
and hope you will like the sound of it
if you tell me this song changes nothing, then
i say shut up, gotta listen to the end you rockerz
http://bit.ly/Qm2DJI
are you fleein from all the shine?
gurl are you feelin all da rhymes?
c'mon you and me need no lime
just sweet, sweet, sweet like your head
i rly have to tell ya sumthing
and hope you will like the sound of it
if you tell me this song changes nothing, then
i say shut up, gotta listen to the end you rockerz
http://bit.ly/Qm2DJI
guess gotta sweet, sweet it into your heart
guess gotta sweet, sweet it into your heart
guess gotta sweet, sweet it into your heart
guess gotta sweet, sweet it into your heart
listen to the end you rockerz
listen to the end you rockerz
http://bit.ly/Qm2DJI
i rly have to tell ya sumthing
and hope you will like the sound of it
if you tell me this song changes nothing, then
i say shut up, gotta listen to the end you rockerz
http://bit.ly/Qm2DJI
Hyvää synytmäpäivää kissanpentu , rakkaani. +hugs+ Toivottavasti pidät tätä laulua.
Tein sen sinua varten (:
oh and i wanted to let you know, you are sweet, not that you forget.
http://bit.ly/V2FRnf
http://bit.ly/YkmLiX
Modifié par shlenderman, 26 novembre 2012 - 10:00 .
#273
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:40
Modifié par DominusVita, 27 novembre 2012 - 11:11 .
#274
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 06:16

That was awesome. Thank you.
Dom:

Hillarious, as always
#275
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 08:07





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