Fantastic job, Dom! The highlights were definitely the Human Reaper with the bling, the hilarious little diatribe during the guitar solo and, of course, the line "inb4theline" on the bridge, fantastic job!
I've got one coming up here in a few minutes that will probably pale in comparison, but is more of an event parody for the Omega DLC coming out today. Stay tuned!
The Offical BSN Song Parody Thread
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#277
Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 01:23
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For the release of the much-anticipated Omega today!
To the tune of Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart. WARNING! This video link is not to Bonnie's version and does have adult language, as do some of the pictures and lyrics in this parody.
To the tune of Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart. WARNING! This video link is not to Bonnie's version and does have adult language, as do some of the pictures and lyrics in this parody.
https://encrypted-tb...P3AlCzhx6-wdiSC
Omega bound...
Every now and then
I get a little bit angry
that Aria never left town
Omega bound...
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired of listening
to her say she's to be feared
Omega bound...
Every now and then
I think its a little bit pointless
talkin' to Aria when she's nearby
Omega bound...
Every now and then
I don't get a bit terrified
And then I see that f*ckin’ look in her eyes
https://encrypted-tb...QCqYCMaHdz6AaCB
Omega bound...
Crazy eyes...
And this is where the story falls apart
Omega bound...
crazy eyes...
Uhhh f*ckin' this is where the story falls apart!
https://encrypted-tb...ez4LMVDYo-5pykA
Why do I join the Omega fight?
Why would I want to help Aria?
We’ve got her merc troops in flight
So why would we delay TIM forever?
Omega won’t make endings right
‘Cause they’ll always be wrong…
https://encrypted-tb...oO7ECzIU-x6Ke7W
Omega could be a second crucible mine
Doubling the power of the Synthesis light
(Synthesis light)
Sheet, I don’t know why they always seem to jump the shark
The forums are a powder keg and its giving off sparks!
https://encrypted-tb...RRetFfRcHVbfiag
Omega’s coming tonight!
Omega’s coming out tonight… f*ckin’ Omega’s coming out
tonight…
https://encrypted-tb...7a0jtWXzbcC2dTA
Once upon a time, I had ME love
But now the story’s f*ckin’ fallin’ apart
There’s nothing we can say…
Plot’s been eclipsed by The Art
Once upon a time, Bioware was nothing but right
But now they’ve gone and torn it apart
There’s nothing we can say
Plot’s been Eclipsed by The Art
Doo-do-do…
Doo-do-do… Doo-do-do…
Omega bound, crazy eyes… Omega bound
Doo-do-do…
Doo-do-do… Doo-do-do…
Omega bound, crazy eyes!
Sheet, Omega bound!
Plots been Eclipsed by The Arrrrrrrt… PLOT’S BEEN ECLIPSED!
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Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 03:00
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Posté 27 novembre 2012 - 04:26
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Ending Oddity
Angry fans to BioWare...
Angry fans to BioWare...
You can take your games and shove them up your ass...
(Ten) Angry fans (Nine) to BioWare (Eight)...
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five) for nerd rage...
(Four)
(Three, two) Anger rising... (One) ...and may God's love (Rage time) be with you...
This is angry fans to BioWare!
You haven't made the grade!
And we want to know, how can you sleep at night!?
Now it's time to leave the workplace, if you might...
This is BioWare to angry fans...
We're typing in a note...
And we're asking in a most a-peculiar way...
How can we improve? We're trying ALL DAY!!!
For here... we are sitting in the workplace...
In Canada...
The fanbase is so blue, there's almost nothing we can do...
Though we're past a dozen or so years...
We're feeling very still...
And I think our fanbase knows which way to go...
Tell our fans we'd like their loyalty...
THEY KNOW, OOoh...
Angry fans to BioWare...
To us, you're dead.
You're very wrong...
Can you hear us, BioWare...?
Can you hear us, BioWare!?
CAN YOU HEAR US, BIOWARE!?
CAN YOU...
Here... we are sitting in the workplace...
In Canada...
The fanbase is so blue...
There's almost nothing we can do...
Angry fans to BioWare...
Angry fans to BioWare...
You can take your games and shove them up your ass...
(Ten) Angry fans (Nine) to BioWare (Eight)...
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five) for nerd rage...
(Four)
(Three, two) Anger rising... (One) ...and may God's love (Rage time) be with you...
This is angry fans to BioWare!
You haven't made the grade!
And we want to know, how can you sleep at night!?
Now it's time to leave the workplace, if you might...
This is BioWare to angry fans...
We're typing in a note...
And we're asking in a most a-peculiar way...
How can we improve? We're trying ALL DAY!!!
For here... we are sitting in the workplace...
In Canada...
The fanbase is so blue, there's almost nothing we can do...
Though we're past a dozen or so years...
We're feeling very still...
And I think our fanbase knows which way to go...
Tell our fans we'd like their loyalty...
THEY KNOW, OOoh...
Angry fans to BioWare...
To us, you're dead.
You're very wrong...
Can you hear us, BioWare...?
Can you hear us, BioWare!?
CAN YOU HEAR US, BIOWARE!?
CAN YOU...
Here... we are sitting in the workplace...
In Canada...
The fanbase is so blue...
There's almost nothing we can do...
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just tried to get a peek into one of dom's greatest hits. seems sum songs disappear from the thread occasionally o:
this time it will be a spoof about vampires. will try to use sum twilight ost music.
guess i will try to put some vampire forumites into it. not so sure. even some mods have the disability ehrm.. ability to svck on others blood.
just tried to get a peek into one of dom's greatest hits. seems sum songs disappear from the thread occasionally o:
this time it will be a spoof about vampires. will try to use sum twilight ost music.
guess i will try to put some vampire forumites into it. not so sure. even some mods have the disability ehrm.. ability to svck on others blood.
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Posté 02 décembre 2012 - 03:32
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I have no idea what that was about, but I like it! Tanku, Dom!
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Posté 02 décembre 2012 - 04:47
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No problem, I think. It's an incredibly liberal interpretation of BioWare's history... though it's obviously for entertainment purposes. I wanted to try throwing in random bits of older RPGs and mess around with half-animated, half-static comic slides. It's not objectively my best, but it's still good for a laugh. My only regret is not having enough dancing-GIF filler for the bits without lyrics - they're very long, and I ran out of RPG dancers 
C'est la vie.
C'est la vie.
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Posté 03 décembre 2012 - 10:11
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Anyone here play Star Wars: The Old Republic? If not, some scene setting may help;
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy where sanity was very far away indeed, a bright spark made an interesting decision. The iconic force-wielding Jedi and Sith classes, which duly attracted a lot of the new non-MMO players, were designed to play as tanks.
The game then encouraged and rewarded flexibility in how you set up your character as you progressed, and had a surprisingly low level of difficulty all the way to the endgame. This led to many effective hybrid defence-aggression tanks emerging, confident in their ability to take on anything and keep their friends and companions alive.
At maximum level, where a large chunk was dungeon-based boss killing, all that went out of the window. Without warning, SWTOR decided it wanted to be a traditional MMO after all, ramped up the difficulty level and set out to punish any hybrid class - demanding a pure specialism completely into one role.
Oblivious to this, newcomers were riotously happy to accept offers from teams that were one tank short of a dungeon group (stop sniggering). These delightful failtanks carried with them cavalier novice enthusiasm, blissful ignorance, and the seeds of guaranteed destruction for everyone they accompanied.
People swiftly learned to never, EVER, let an unproven tank join you during the endgame...much to the bafflement of the newcomers who followed after.
This song was written for them.
Although I personally think its one of the best songs the band has recorded, its been amongst the most underrated ever since it was uploaded. <_<
The song is a parody of "A Guy Like Me" by Reckless Kelly
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy where sanity was very far away indeed, a bright spark made an interesting decision. The iconic force-wielding Jedi and Sith classes, which duly attracted a lot of the new non-MMO players, were designed to play as tanks.
The game then encouraged and rewarded flexibility in how you set up your character as you progressed, and had a surprisingly low level of difficulty all the way to the endgame. This led to many effective hybrid defence-aggression tanks emerging, confident in their ability to take on anything and keep their friends and companions alive.
At maximum level, where a large chunk was dungeon-based boss killing, all that went out of the window. Without warning, SWTOR decided it wanted to be a traditional MMO after all, ramped up the difficulty level and set out to punish any hybrid class - demanding a pure specialism completely into one role.
Oblivious to this, newcomers were riotously happy to accept offers from teams that were one tank short of a dungeon group (stop sniggering). These delightful failtanks carried with them cavalier novice enthusiasm, blissful ignorance, and the seeds of guaranteed destruction for everyone they accompanied.
People swiftly learned to never, EVER, let an unproven tank join you during the endgame...much to the bafflement of the newcomers who followed after.
This song was written for them.
~~The Failtank Song~~
As this song was designed to be heard rather than read, you
can find the lyrics in the YouTube description rather than here.
Although I personally think its one of the best songs the band has recorded, its been amongst the most underrated ever since it was uploaded. <_<
The song is a parody of "A Guy Like Me" by Reckless Kelly
Modifié par Wozearly, 03 décembre 2012 - 10:47 .
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Posté 05 décembre 2012 - 09:59
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DISCLAIMER: This song is (at least trying to be) neutral on the subject of romance. It is neither pro-mance nor anti-mance. Now enjoy.
EDIT: Link changed from YouTube to Dailymotion.
No More Romance Threads:
The BSN on a saturday night
Lookin for a really good time.
In the gameworld, they're romancing and all.
They all say they're crazy.
Lockin' forums to the beat of their heart
Changing moment into light
Mods have danced into the danger zone,
When the romancer becomes the romance.
They will cut you with a knife.
The romance has become the fire.
All the while you're stuck between
What's romance and what is not!
No more romance threads. ROMANCE THREADS!
They're romancin' like they've never romanced before.
"Please more romance threads! ROMANCE THREADS!"
They're romancin' like they've never romanced before!
They're on the edge of insanity.
Then in a place everyone sees...
They found a hard-won place of no mystery!
You can't touch it, and you can't hold it!
You worked not at all for that moment in time.
It has come! Won't pass you by!
It's not Mass Effect, but there's always a chance
The hunger will stay alive!
It's a cold fangirl(or boy) heat.
Time to see 'bout Dragon Age 3!
Never stopping!
WITH THEIR HAIR AGAINST THE WIND!
Time for romance threads! ROMANCE THREADS!
They're romancin' like they've never romanced before!
Lots more romance threads! ROMANCE THREADS!
Cullen-mancing more than you've ever seen before!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
{While you enjoy this instrumental break, the story so far...
The Mass Effect 3 romance topic has shut down. Romancers don't like that.
Romancers have now discovered the
Dragon Age III: Inquisition General Discussion forums.
So there are more romance threads now. Sorry for ruining any subtlety this
song parody might have had.}
They won't cut you with a knife.
The gift has not become the fire.
But you still have to be stuck between
What's romance and not romance!
Tons of romance threads! ROMANCE THREADS!
They're romancin', romancin' all over the floor!
Tons of Cullen threads! CULLEN THREADS!
To be fair, they're not that bad anymore.
EDIT: Link changed from YouTube to Dailymotion.
No More Romance Threads:
The BSN on a saturday night
Lookin for a really good time.
In the gameworld, they're romancing and all.
They all say they're crazy.
Lockin' forums to the beat of their heart
Changing moment into light
Mods have danced into the danger zone,
When the romancer becomes the romance.
They will cut you with a knife.
The romance has become the fire.
All the while you're stuck between
What's romance and what is not!
No more romance threads. ROMANCE THREADS!
They're romancin' like they've never romanced before.
"Please more romance threads! ROMANCE THREADS!"
They're romancin' like they've never romanced before!
They're on the edge of insanity.
Then in a place everyone sees...
They found a hard-won place of no mystery!
You can't touch it, and you can't hold it!
You worked not at all for that moment in time.
It has come! Won't pass you by!
It's not Mass Effect, but there's always a chance
The hunger will stay alive!
It's a cold fangirl(or boy) heat.
Time to see 'bout Dragon Age 3!
Never stopping!
WITH THEIR HAIR AGAINST THE WIND!
Time for romance threads! ROMANCE THREADS!
They're romancin' like they've never romanced before!
Lots more romance threads! ROMANCE THREADS!
Cullen-mancing more than you've ever seen before!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
{While you enjoy this instrumental break, the story so far...
The Mass Effect 3 romance topic has shut down. Romancers don't like that.
Romancers have now discovered the
Dragon Age III: Inquisition General Discussion forums.
So there are more romance threads now. Sorry for ruining any subtlety this
song parody might have had.}
They won't cut you with a knife.
The gift has not become the fire.
But you still have to be stuck between
What's romance and not romance!
Tons of romance threads! ROMANCE THREADS!
They're romancin', romancin' all over the floor!
Tons of Cullen threads! CULLEN THREADS!
To be fair, they're not that bad anymore.
Modifié par bob_20000, 06 décembre 2012 - 06:39 .
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Posté 05 décembre 2012 - 10:14
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Not too shabby, and that's certainly a topic that was inevitably going to get tackled in here. Oh by the way, I do have a project to be released. It's tackling DA2, and has a very specific visual atmosphere to it...
Modifié par DominusVita, 06 décembre 2012 - 07:18 .
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Posté 06 décembre 2012 - 07:14
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*THIS POST IS NOW IRRELEVANT*
Modifié par bob_20000, 06 décembre 2012 - 08:37 .
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Posté 08 décembre 2012 - 02:55
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I feel we need some Huey Lewis and the News.
The Power of Bugs:
The power of bugs is a curious thing;
One can make you weep, another make you sing...
Change a hawk to a little white dove.
Not a scripted event!
That's the power of bugs!
Tougher than hell; more annoying than a meme...
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream...
Patch a bad one good; patch a wrong one right...
Power of bugs that makes you mad at night!
You don't need QA; don't take gruel!
Just kidd'n! You need those both, or you are cruel!
It's strong and it's sudden, and it's sad sometimes,
And it might just take your life!
That's the power of bugs!
That's the power of bugs!
First time you feel it, it might make you sad;
Next time you feel it, it might make you mad!
You'll be sad baby, yes, you'll be sad...
That's the power that makes Obsidian "bad"!
And it don't take QA; don't take gruel!
Just kidd'n! You need both of those or you are cruel!
Look'n at you Bethesda! And Obsidian, too!
Bugs makes this day one I rue!
They all say that bugs aren't fair.
Oh, yes, they care!
And you don't know what to do
When fans get hold of you!
'Cause we go through hell and stuff!
We felt the power of bugs!
We felt the power of bugs!
Can you feel it?
Hm-mm!
http://t0.gstatic.co...ROVAkf6lv7WYuaG
{While you enjoy this instrumental break, let's hope Project Eternity isn't too buggy. PLEASE PROJECT ETERNITY, DON'T BE BUGGY. Let's hope Obsidian will be allowed to take their time with this one. Not rush it, which is what Bethesda and LucasArts did to Obsidian's games. And...}
It don't take QA! Don't take gruel!
Just kidding! You need both of those or you are cruel!
Tougher than diamonds; more stubborn than steel!
You don't feel nothin' till you feel!
You feel the power, just the power of bugs!
That's the power, that's the power of bugs!
You feel the power of bugs!
Feel the power of bugs!
The Power of Bugs:
The power of bugs is a curious thing;
One can make you weep, another make you sing...
Change a hawk to a little white dove.
Not a scripted event!
That's the power of bugs!
Tougher than hell; more annoying than a meme...
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream...
Patch a bad one good; patch a wrong one right...
Power of bugs that makes you mad at night!
You don't need QA; don't take gruel!
Just kidd'n! You need those both, or you are cruel!
It's strong and it's sudden, and it's sad sometimes,
And it might just take your life!
That's the power of bugs!
That's the power of bugs!
First time you feel it, it might make you sad;
Next time you feel it, it might make you mad!
You'll be sad baby, yes, you'll be sad...
That's the power that makes Obsidian "bad"!
And it don't take QA; don't take gruel!
Just kidd'n! You need both of those or you are cruel!
Look'n at you Bethesda! And Obsidian, too!
Bugs makes this day one I rue!
They all say that bugs aren't fair.
Oh, yes, they care!
And you don't know what to do
When fans get hold of you!
'Cause we go through hell and stuff!
We felt the power of bugs!
We felt the power of bugs!
Can you feel it?
Hm-mm!
http://t0.gstatic.co...ROVAkf6lv7WYuaG
{While you enjoy this instrumental break, let's hope Project Eternity isn't too buggy. PLEASE PROJECT ETERNITY, DON'T BE BUGGY. Let's hope Obsidian will be allowed to take their time with this one. Not rush it, which is what Bethesda and LucasArts did to Obsidian's games. And...}
It don't take QA! Don't take gruel!
Just kidding! You need both of those or you are cruel!
Tougher than diamonds; more stubborn than steel!
You don't feel nothin' till you feel!
You feel the power, just the power of bugs!
That's the power, that's the power of bugs!
You feel the power of bugs!
Feel the power of bugs!
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Posté 08 décembre 2012 - 04:52
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That's gotta be the best ones you've made thus far, Bob. I'd considered the song once for "The Power of Blood", but I think this one works better. Good stuff. The premise is solid, though I'd emphasize to try greater quantity/quality rhyming at the end.
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Posté 15 décembre 2012 - 02:09
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...........................:blink:
:D:D:D:D
This ~is~ the most amazing thread in all of the land!
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:blink::D:D:D:DThis ~is~ the most amazing thread in all of the land!
Modifié par TMZuk, 15 décembre 2012 - 02:10 .
#291
Posté 17 décembre 2012 - 02:08
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Troll the Threads
Troll the threads with threads of folly
Troll lol lol lol trollololol...
BSN replies then make me jolly
Troll lol lol lol trollololol...
Don we can some gay apparel?
Troll lol lol lol trollololol...
Begin the X-Mas Parody Carols!
TROLL LOL LOL LOL TROLLOLOL!
Yes, its that wonderful holiday time of the year: Christmas, the time of year we share gifts. And the BSN will be no different!
I'm going to try to have an X-mas themed parody every day this week (they may not be totally complete, like the example above, but hey... beggars can't be choosers!) in light of the festivities.
Feel free to post your own parodies, of course, or make any holiday requests! I'll try to tackle them as they come in.
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 31 décembre 2012 - 01:10 .
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Posté 17 décembre 2012 - 02:43
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Holy re-used post idea, Batman!
Well, to be fair, I think Bioware and the BSN have a lot more... song subjects, shall we say?... then three years ago, when DA:O was at its height. So maybe we'll have some good ones, just like your old thread. Some real jewels in there!
Well, to be fair, I think Bioware and the BSN have a lot more... song subjects, shall we say?... then three years ago, when DA:O was at its height. So maybe we'll have some good ones, just like your old thread. Some real jewels in there!
#294
Posté 17 décembre 2012 - 02:56
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Great posts! You people are geniusususus. 
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Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 03:29
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For a change of pace my personal choice would be the second song to go with the hilarious lyrics Dom .
Again; keep up the amazing posts!
.Again; keep up the amazing posts!
#296
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 12:46
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Oh, Christmas Tree
https://encrypted-tb...ZZLBWXEvmAMUbmN
Oh, Chris Priestly, oh Chris Priestly
Thy feeds are so unchanging...
https://lh3.googleus...02/priestly.bmp
Oh, Christ Priestly, oh Chris Priestly, thy feeds are so unchanging...
Don't hear a peep on DA news
And we're still singing ME ending blues
Oh, Chris Priestly, oh Chris Priestly, thy feeds are so unchanging...
Oh, Chris Priestly, oh Chris Priestly
Such trollage do you bring me
Oh, Chris Priestly, oh Chris Priestly
Such trollage do you bring me
On Tumblr or Twitter's update tree
Or the good ole' BSN, you bring me glee
Oh, Chris Priestly, oh Chris Priestly
Such trollage do you bring me...
Oh, Chris Priestly, oh Chris Priestly,
When will new feeds be changing?
Oh, Chris Priestly, oh Christ Priestly?
When will new feeds be changing?
We're kind of losing our collective minds
Waiting for news for months at a time...
Oh, Chris Preistly, oh Chris Priestly..........
.....when will new feeds be chaaaaaaannnngingggg?
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 18 décembre 2012 - 12:46 .
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Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 11:28
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Very clever, Jimmy. It's a good premise - I know that feel, bro.
As a mini-update, I'll eventually start working on new animated spoofs in the future - Christmas and other Holiday Shenanigans are eating up time and such.
I have a very...experimental idea in mind.
As a mini-update, I'll eventually start working on new animated spoofs in the future - Christmas and other Holiday Shenanigans are eating up time and such.
I have a very...experimental idea in mind.
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Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 01:17
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We Three Kings
https://lh5.googleus.../s317/allan.bmp
https://lh6.googleus.../s327/epler.bmp
https://lh4.googleus...Q/s312/stan.bmp
We Three Kings of BSN are
Mods with gifts to stop flame wars
Fans and groanings, bans and warnings
Trolls we work to bar
Oh.... ohhhhh....
How we wonder, all through the night
Why must the BSN always fight?
Troll post deleting before eyes start bleeding
What an insane website...
https://lh3.googleus.../s289/allan.bmp
Born a mod during ME3's bane
His reasons behind it? Maybe insane
Posts are clever, questions forever
Over forum's maddest terrain
Oh.... ohhhhh....
How we wonder, all through the night
Why must the BSN always fight?
Troll post deleting before eyes start bleeding
What an insane website...
https://lh5.googleus.../s289/epler.bmp
Common sense, to offer have I
Epler, a Bioware deity nigh
Forum crazing, begin its hazing
Return it from a state awry
Oh.... ohhhhh....
How we wonder, all through the night
Why must the BSN always fight?
Troll post deleting before eyes start bleeding
What an insane website...
https://lh5.googleus...Q/s289/stan.bmp
Glorious now! The Ninja arise
Stan the Man, with Hammer applies
"End of Line" now, "End of Line" now
is the last troll threads reply...
Oh.... ohhhhh....
How we wonder, all through the night
Why must the BSN always fight?
Troll post deleting before eyes start bleeding
What an insane websiiiiiiiiiite!
Oh yeah.
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 20 décembre 2012 - 12:43 .
