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[Sjpelke]

=).....excellent Jimmy.....
especially the second one.

[Fast Jimmy]

White/Blight Christmas

I'm dreaming of a Blight Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know...
Where the conflict in Inquisition
Is based around a mission
to give something more epic as a foe

I'm dreaming of a Blight Christmas
with every BSN post I write
May your Mages and Templars not fight
And may next holiday's DA game have a Blight

 I'm dreaming of a Blight Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know...
Where the conflict in Inquisition
Is based around a mission
to give something more epic as a foe

I'm dreaming of a Blight Christmas
with every BSN post I write
May your Mages and Templars not fight
And may next holiday's DA game have a Blight

[Fast Jimmy]

 

Silver Bells

Saarebaas... Saarebaas... 
Mages have a rough time with the Qunari...
No casting...
After muzzling...
For a Saarebaas, it's just another day


City Kossiths, busy Kossiths,
Obeying in the Qun's style
They don't think about the Saarebaas

Mages passing
their skills of casting
with no hint of a smile
A life we'd all fear...

Saarebaas... Saarebaas...
Mages have a rough time with the Qunari...
No casting...
After muzzling...
For a Saarebaas, it's just another day

Though considered not right 
they still must fight 
The Qun's demands aren't mean 
A life of duty is their pleasure

Hear their spells crunch
All the baas bunch
The Qun demands that they pay
So that's why we fear...

Saarebaas... Saarebaas...
Mages have a rough time with the Qunari...
No casting...
After muzzling...
For a Saarebaas, it's just another day

City Kossiths, busy Kossiths,
Obeying in the Qun's style
They don't think about the Saarebaas

Mages passing
their skills of casting
with no hint of a smile
For a Saarebaas, it's just another day

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 22 décembre 2012 - 03:53 .

[Fast Jimmy]

There we go!

Man... posting a parody from your phone is no easy feat!

[Fast Jimmy]

Not to copy-cat Dom, here, but I did have an idea for The Twelve Days of Christmas that I felt like doing, so... I'm doing it! 

On the first day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...

https://encrypted-tb...uQskdbWMI83Ogpw
Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the second day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...


Two dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue or Green.

On the third day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...

https://encrypted-tb...YnMpqxFuFzUNmqJ
Three Salarians
Two dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the fourth day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...

https://encrypted-tb...lxB7eD472dVSLr6
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the fifth day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...


FIVE... ARTISTIC INTEGRITIES...
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the Sixth Day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...

https://encrypted-tb...Y1j_M-ZTbiFEkOU
Six pieces playing
FIVE... ARTISTIC INTEGRITIES...
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the Seventh Day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...


Seven mechs-a-swimming
Six pieces playing
FIVE... ARTISTIC INTEGRITIES...
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the Eighth Day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...

https://encrypted-tb...u8dG6UsC3YBRI2A
Eight fans-a-milking
Seven mechs-a-swimming
Six pieces playing
FIVE... ARTISTIC INTEGRITIES...
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the Ninth Day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...

https://encrypted-tb...O8kMUvILJuBoID5
Nine Asari dancing
Eight fans-a-milking
Seven mechs-a-swimming
Six pieces playing
FIVE... ARTISTIC INTEGRITIES...
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the Tenth Day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...

https://encrypted-tb...XQtr7fgJNt97NQE
Ten logics leaping
Nine Asari dancing
Eight fans-a-milking
Seven mechs-a-swimming
Six pieces playing
FIVE... ARTISTIC INTEGRITIES...
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the Eleventh Day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...

https://encrypted-tb...2WUbTaVT3gg-qeQ
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten logics leaping
Nine Asari dancing
Eight fans-a-milking
Seven mechs-a-swimming
Six pieces playing
FIVE... ARTISTIC INTEGRITIES...
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves
And Endings with Red, Blue and Green...

On the Twelth Day of Effect Mass, Bioware gave to me...


Twelve Bummers Bumming
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten logics leaping
Nine Asari dancing
Eight fans-a-milking
Seven mechs-a-swimming
Six pieces playing
FIVE... ARTISTIC INTEGRITIES...
Four fightin' words
Three Salarians
Two Dextro-loves


And ENDINGS WITH RED, BLUE AND GREEEEEEN!!!

[Sjpelke]

Hah!

Well Jimmy......GREAT!

[Dominus]

Solid stuff. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - and imitation is practically the goal of this topic.

[Fast Jimmy]

DominusVita wrote...

Solid stuff. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - and imitation is practically the goal of this topic.

So... I'm flattering you by imitating you imitating a Christmas Carol imitating Bioware...? 

My head hurts... although... that may have been too much egg nog...

[Fast Jimmy]

Merry Christmas, everyone! And, since this is a well-wishes post without snark, I give you a song post without any parody. Happy Holidays!

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
Next year all our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas 
Make the yuletide gay 
Next year all our troubles will be miles away

Once again as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who were near to us
Will be dear to us once more

Someday soon we all will be together
If the fates allow
Until then, we'll have to muddle through somehow
So have yourself a merry little Christmas now

[Fast Jimmy]

 For the new year, I decided to go a little country/western for everyone. So here's some Alabama for the New Year!

If You're Gonna Play in Texas

If you're gonna adventure in Thedas
You gotta have a Warden in the band
That Orlesian bard is hot
but not for the Darkspawn brand
So fill that Cup with dragon's blood
and drink into a trance
If you're gonna adventure in Thedas
You gotta have a Warden in the band...


I remember down in Ferelden
life was only going so-so
When Duncan in the back stood up
and yelled "Conscription, here we go!"
He said "I'm sure you love your life
so don't get me wrong...
...but its time for you to hear the darkspawn's song..."


If you're gonna adventure in Thedas
You gotta have a Warden in the band
That Witch of the Wilds is hot
but not for the Darkspawn brand
So fill that Cup with dragon's blood
and drink into a trance
If you're gonna adventure in Thedas
You gotta have a Warden in the band...


So we gathered the allies
and met the Darkspawn at the gate
The Landsmeet raised the roof
When even Loghain embraced the taint
You say you wanna adventure
You say you wanna deal the death blow...
...well, here's your Warden's oath before you go...


If you're gonna adventure in Thedas
You gotta have a Warden in the band
That hornless Kossith is hot
but not for the Darkspawn brand
So fill that Cup with dragon's blood
and drink into a trance
If you're gonna adventure in Thedas
You gotta have a Warden in the band...


If you're gonna adventure in Thedas
You gotta have a Warden in the band
That red beard dwarf is hot(?)
but not for the Darkspawn brand
So fill that Cup with dragon's blood
and drink into a trance
If you're gonna adventure in Thedas
You gotta have a Warden in the band...

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 07 janvier 2013 - 01:20 .

[Sjpelke]

Dom....that is really great !

Awesome job!

[Fast Jimmy]

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 05 janvier 2013 - 01:49 .

[jillabender]

Hehe… awesome work, Dom – that cracked me up! XD

[InfinitePaths]

She's really funny girl that Bel

[Fast Jimmy]

Hey guys, got something coming maybe later tonight. It was really a huge undertaking for me.

It was not only my first run with animation/image making, it was also INSANELY hard to work out the timing of what I was trying to do. Working with layers in GIMP 2 was a lot harder than I imagined to wrap my head around, but once I got going it was a really fun exercise.

For the record, when the post goes up, it helps GREATLY to open the YouTube video along with the images. I actually included a counter for when the video should start, but when I actually get the parody posted, it may best to try and click the link as soon as you can. Sorry, couldn't figure a way to make this any better. LOL Maybe a future parody.

Anyway, when it gets up, ENJOY!

[Fast Jimmy]

We Are the Champions/Krogan

[Ponendus]

Haha, this thread is great, so far love Jimmy's last effort and Dom's is hilarious.

Now to scroll up and read the rest!

[Ponendus]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

Ooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey, scrap the Import
Its hard to get right without a canon style
Oooooh... Gaidey, Gaidey scrap the Import
And you always be able to write your own world

AMEN.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

It sort goes out of sync towards the end, but this is a magnificent effort Jimmy.

Bravo.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Awesome Krogan Video. Well done Jimmy

But 'Dat Catalyst'!

[Fast Jimmy]

 Since we've been rather quiet here on this thread for a while (my bad guys!), I figured I'd throw together this little ditty to give you all your parody fix. I wanted to do more with this visually since the lyrics repeat a lot, but couldn't wind up getting around to it and thought I'd go ahead and put it up anyway. Enjoy!

Love Thread/Train!



People on the boards... Join hands!
Start a love thread... love thread!
People on the boards... Join hands!
Start a love thread... love thread!

Next post you make, and you'll make it soon
Gonna tell the BSN who you want to do
Virtual romances, its all we want to choose!
If you post in these threads, I feel sorry, sorry for you!


People on the boards... Join hands!
Start a love thread... love thread!
People on the boards... Join hands!
Start a love thread... love thread!


All of your companions are creeped out by ya
You flirt with everyone you see in view
Endless examples of sexual frustration
Your fetishes make me feel sorry, sorry for you...

People on the boards... Start a ban!
No more love threads, love threads!
People on the boards... Start a ban!
No more love threads, love threads!

[Fast Jimmy]

I hear you on that. I've got now TWO big parody projects in mind (just added a second to my list five minutes ago), so its just a matter of getting it all on paper... in a manner of speaking.

Just wanted to let the parody thread know I wasn't forgetting about ya!

[KENNY4753]

I love this thread. The Christmas parodies are fantastic

[Josielyn]

For SWTOR: the Twelve days of Life day:
On the 12th day of Life Day my Trooper gave to me
12 weightless feathers, 11 larval pincers, 10 gutting talons, 9 noxious tongues, 8 minor medpacks, 7 spotted furs, 6 severed claws, 5 SLIMY MEATS, 4 chitin molts, 3 short scopes, 2 tiny tusks and a Bantha in a pear tree.