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This thread inspired me so I decided to give this a shot. Its not great but for a first parody attempt I'm happy with it

Damn Catalyst O' Mine (Sweet Child O' Mine-Guns N Roses)

It's got logic that confuses me
Looks like the child from my dreams
Where everytime I found him, he would burn alive.

Now and then I'll watch the battle in space
While it tells me of the choice I face
And no matter what I choose, I'm likely gonna die.

Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn Catalyst O' mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn AI of mine

It just told me I'm gonna die
and feel a lot of pain
I'd love to shoot it in the eyes, and tell it its logic's insane.

This is something I never imagined I'd face
when finding these designs
We thought the Crucible and our allies would make the Reapers fry.

Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn Catalyst o' mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn AI of mine

Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn Catalyst o' mine
oh, oh, oh damn AI of mine

What do I choose, what do I choose now, what do I choose
What do I choose, what do I choose now, what do I choose now

what do I choose (damn Catalyst) what do I choose now,
now now now now now now now.

Damn Catalyst, damn caaaaaaaaaaaaatalyst o' minnnnneeee

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Ha! Well done Kenny. Very good use of both rhyme and tempo. Glad to have some new blood in the ranks!

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Thanks Jimmy.

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On the note of addressing quietness on the parody front, the Army of Gnoblars have three songs finalised and awaiting recording (ETA this weekend, but no hard and fast promises).

The first is a gentle dig at the increasing repetitiveness of topics and entrenchment of views we've seen amongst the BSN community lately, called "Threads that never change". On a related note, tip of the hat to Jimmy for almost singlehandedly attempting to reverse the trend with the "Bioware, lets talk about..." threads to the point that they became well recognised enough to be parodied twice in the same week.

Whoever said irony is dead.  :whistle:

The second, "Requiem for the Republic", touches on how awesomeful TOR online turned out to be and produces shocking new evidence that Bioware's decision to make an MMO was made after copious consumption of alcoholic beverages*.

The final one is about World of Tanks and its players, which won't be linked here as if you've never played the game before then your mileage (and traverse speed) may vary.






*Warning: song may not contain evidence

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 Thanks DominusVita for the link to this thread. Been looking for a Parody thread to post some of my own pieces of nonsense.

It's to the tune of Don MacLean's American Pie and I wrote this the day the EC was released

Mass Effect Pie

Verse 1
A long long time ago 
I can still remember how ME used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance 
That I could make my Shepard dance 
And maybe I’d be happy for a while
In February I was all a quiver 
Wondering what ME3 would deliver
The hype reached into space 
Soon I would fight to save my race
So I bought the game with pride 
From my Shepard  Reapers would run and hide
Then something touched me deep inside
The day the galaxy died


Chorus
So, bye-bye, to Mass Effect guys
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy Now the end was in sight
Shepard got all the races fighting by my side
This will be the day The Reapers die
This will be the day that they die

Verse 2
Now for many years we've been on our quest 
No time to sleep, no time to rest 
Got to save the galaxy
Shepard saved the Krogan Queen 
And gave the Krogan a chance to dream 
By curing the genophage
But before the Krogan could sing their songs 
Cerberus found an ancient bomb
The Turian prince sadly died, but now they’ll join the fight 
And while Shepard raced old Mandy thru space 
The Council was in a desperate place
Cerberus troops were on the chase
The day the galaxy died
We were singing

Chorus

Verse 3
Shepard foils the coup on the citadel 
When the council is attacked by a beast of hell 
Stops the attack but loses a friend
Victim of an assassins blade, 
Then a friend points a gun in the hero’s face 
But again the council is saved
Now the Quarian’s were in a desperate place 
They’d started a war to save their race
They launched an attack fated to fail,  
And the Geth make a desperate betrayal
The Geth had made a deal with the Reapers 
In return they  helped them think deeper
Shepard had to change to fight the sleepers
The day the galaxy died
We were singing

Chorus

Verse 4
Shepard has to journey to Thessia 
Before it is lost to the Reapers 
With little time left on his side
So Come on Shepard Be nimble, be quick 
The assassins plot armour is thick 
Shepard stumbles loses the prize
So again Shepard journeys through space 
His hands clenched in fists of rage
Into the bowels of hell 
And He breaks the Cerberus spell
So on again with new will for the fight 
The Cerberus base is in sight
To win he has to trust an AI
The day the galaxy died
We were singing

Chorus

Verse 5
Shepard returns to Earth’s Skies 
Where the Reapers have taken the prize 
There they stand and reap away
Shepard fights through London’s streets 
There’s a reaper that he has to defeat 
He lures it to him, blows it away
The last race to the Citadel beam 
Reapers fire and men scream 
Shepard almost dies, but the ending is in sight
The Illusive man chooses suicide 
Shepard confronts an insane AI
The galaxy’s fate Shepard has to decide.
The day they galaxy died
We start singing

Chorus 

Verse 6
Do you believe in hope? 
Is it something that helps you cope? 
With the trials that life provides
And do you believe in your friends?
Who fight beside you until the end. 
Was that the message the game tried to send?
No you’re wrong came an almighty voice 
Shepard has to make a choice 
And if he dosn't choose, he is guaranteed to lose
The choices remain Red green and blue 
The authors explained them better for you. 
And everyone dies if you refuse
The Day the galaxy died

Chorus

The final slice of Mass Effect Pie
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy but still lost the fight
Had all the races fighting by my side
But today’s the day The galaxy died
Today’s the day we all die 

The final slice of Mass Effect Pie 
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy but still lost the fight
Had all the races fighting by my side
But today’s the day The galaxy died
Today’s the day we all die  

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This one is based on Another one Bites the Dust by Queen

Another Husk Bites The Dust[/b]

Vega walks down the street his shotgun hanging low
Garrus matches his beat with his machine gun ready to go.
Heh Garrus are you ready for this Let’s take the fight to the streets
Garrus fires and the bullets rip Vega’s shotgun joins the beat

Another Husk Bites the Dust
Another Husk Bites the Dust
And another husk gone and another husk gone
Another Husk bites the dust
Bang there goes a Marauder too
Another husk bites the dust

The Reapers think our resistance gone That they have already won
Now is the time for fighting back To show that they are wrong
Vega fires, Garrus by his side They blast all the husks that they see
Out of the darkness a screaming cry Oh **** it’s a banshee

Repeat Chorus

Take it Bite the Dust,
Bite the Dust
Another Husk Bites the Dust
Another Husk Bites the Dust Pow
Another Husk Bites the Dust Bang Bang
Another Husk Bites the Dust Yeah

The only way to end the Reaper threat Is an offer you can’t refuse
You can’’t beat it, you can’t cheat it You’ve 3 choices left Red, Green or Blue
I was ready, I had the EMS The Starchild the bird I flipped.
He just said So Be It And from my chest my heart was ripped

And Mass Effect Bites the Dust
Yeah Mass Effect Bites the Dust
Now the thrill has gone and I can’t go on
As Mass Effect Bites the Dust
The goes the replay value
As Mass Effect bites the Dust

#332
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Great stuff. alleyd! The American Pie spoof was really good stuff, pulled at my heart strings a bit. Aside from a few rough patches and areas where the same line is recycled (and given the length of the song, that's hardly anything to fault you on), it was a really well done parody.

Another Husk Bites the Dust was solid. Lol I actually was hearing the song in my head as I was reading along. Speaking of hearing the song, I might suggest including a link to the originl song you are parodying, just so people can listen along or hear the song if they hasn't heard it before.

We welcome you to our ranks! The Parodiers! All for snark and snark for all!

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 @dominusVita and Fast jimmy Hey thanks guys for the friendly welcome , Will have to raise my game to match some of the fantastic parodies on this thread.

I know its a bit late for Xmas but I wanted to post this little spoof on ME, Its based on Greg Lake's classic xmas song I believe in Father Xmas 



For my mnd this song has the most apt Xmas Lyric, about the diappointment and sense of betrayal of a child discovering that Father Xmas is a myth and false promise.

I wanted to make a similar comment on ME3 and riffed off of the many comments about the promises of the devs and marketeers from before the release of the game. 

I Believed in Commander Shepard

They said we'd see Reaper Battles, They said we'd see War Assets
But instead it was all just foreplay,  A marketing seduction Trip
I remember what was promised, All the hype spread out through these wires.
The marketing spell and persistant hard sell. All the praise from the media choir


I was sold on the Dream of Shepard, I was sold on the Mass Effect
It was more than a fairy story, In my mind it was perfect
And I believed in Commander Shepard as my hands held onto my treasure prize.
And I couldn't rest until I finished my quest, Then the scales, they fell from my eyes


I wished for a fitting ending, gathered my forces for the final fight
All the darkness of the cycles would be consumed in Shepard's light
And they said we'd see Reaper Battles, and they said we'd see war assets
But in the end all we got, was a crazy Glow-Bot. not a great way to end an Epic quest

Modifié par alleyd, 12 février 2013 - 02:14 .


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I recorded a little song based on the Hype Train fan meme and have posted it on the link below.

It uses the O'Jays soul classic Love Train for inspiration. The lyrics come on screen Karaoke Style.


Modifié par alleyd, 12 février 2013 - 07:57 .


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Hiphopopotamus vs.. Rhymenoceros 
This is a parody I'm calling Archangel Garrus vs. Wrex Urdnot



https://encrypted-tb...fxAxNTuapyFuy6g
I'm the stasis throwin'... Wrex Urdnot
My quads are fat, the clans got my back
And I'm horny (toad horny!)

I was born to lead and make sure my foes all bleed
Cause I'll butt you with my head in a Krogan stampede
Not just with guns, biotic trained, implanticated
I was raised by Jarrod who I secretly hated
And subsequently stabinated...
...that's how it goes:
Here's the Archangel Garrus
The Vakarian snipo

https://encrypted-tb...7H9QUv8JG6rSZHO
They call me the Archangel Garrus
My bullets are bottomless...


<awkward silence>


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Sometimes the Krogan are polite
Like "please bend to our might
So I don't get all vicious, tonight."
Sometimes we're not clean 
Turning Volus into cuisine
What a mess to clean, those suit gravity machines...
Ha-ha-ha-ha! ...yeah, gravity machines...

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They call me the Archangel Garrus
Sniping the merc populace
Poppin' off shots like they're recoil-less
Patrolin' galactic space

No, I'm not a Bi-LI romance,
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

https://encrypted-tb...AZaq8IOgCspxCAF
...STEVE!

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My Krogan people, they don't get laid
Because the genophage, it did forbade
And without the cure Mordin has made
We can't get no booty, even if we paid



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My rounds are so potent that in this small segment
I've killed all of the Blue Suns in the area present.

Yes, sometimes my actions ARE violent
But you Omega trash fools should know I'll never correct this

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Other races are ~puny~
Say "Krogan will ~kill me~"..

Why?https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7LbB_Ni7Jrty7rVuwmUd9oWEGyiShdhskVXs9j4of7JTtN9kR Why?https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkv5UCjmMMUx2KC7-xggj51PgDzVCjW7KCYZdCPhQ6mDhJTiPs8Q WHY?https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQw-bfxpVg-iCG6ZTTgZWD2dnWqJhfnLzJTd5h8U8_EVAna6YGRcQ
Why exactly? -what, why?-

Be more descriptive with your feedback... please...


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Why, cause I shoot with deadly accuracy?
Sniping fools with extreme lethality?
Ain't no party like a Vakarian snipe-party...
...hey! Ho!

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I'm the Stasis-Throwin'...
I'm the Armor Piercin'...

https://encrypted-tb...sYHV_M5n6X0ZSzA
I'm the Stasis-Throwin'...
Who's the Armor Piercin'...?

https://encrypted-tb...auv7SuIa0FQgR0g
I'm the Stasis-Throwin'...
I'm the Armor Piercin'...

https://encrypted-tb...MhQ0pTbPyELO_Gg
I'm the Stasis-Throwin'...
Armor Piercin'!


Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 16 février 2013 - 03:56 .


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I love Flight of the Conchords! Well done, Jimmy! :D

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Heres a spur of the moment riff based on the Mike & the Mechanics hit "Beggar on a Beach of Gold"




No longer under player control

Don’t you know this place is funny.
Discontent on angry threads
Filled with envy
For the pleasure other gamers have.

I admit that the ending bores me
I dislike games I can’t control
Not realising
This was art that I was being sold

(Chorus)
I thought I was in command
Had my Biches all in tow
I am Shepard
But I’m no longer under Player Control 

The people I encountered
While I lurk on BSN 
Some feel pleasure
Some claim to still feel the pain

False hopes and speculation
I found no answers in DLC
I’m a drifter
Drifting through waves of apathy

(Repeat Chorus)
I thought I was in command
Had my Biches all in tow
I am Shepard
But I’m no longer under Player Control

It didn’t take courage Or skill to charge into the light 
Then alone at the ending I found a Child of Light 
WTF is This?

Are you out there now feeling empty/
Feel you’ve nothing left to say 
Sick of fighting.
Have you lost the thrill to play

Don’t be drowning in the sorrow 
There are laughs so near at hand
Hear the voice say
Stand up get up And join me on BSN

Come out and sing with me
We’ve all the biches we can hold 
We’re all Shepard 
But we’re no longer under player control

Modifié par alleyd, 17 février 2013 - 01:29 .


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 Ninja Stan - Knock you out(it's just a jest btw)

Don't even come back, I've been here for years/
im locking the threads, leaving suckers in tears,
Drinking their tears, as they cry in the forum room,
>mfw when i lock up room
Expulsions!! OverPowering, they can make petitions im showering,
Garrus stopped, I'm the moderator you can't call the cops,
Don't you dare share, you know the rules! I am very very fair,
I'm here everyday i check left and right,
Competitions? Ha end of the line.

Im gonna lock you out/ Mama said lock you out/ Im going to lock you out/ Mama said lock you out.

Modifié par BitBomb, 22 février 2013 - 07:37 .


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 I didn't make these, I found them on Youtube, but they are awesome.

Gamermd83 - Be My Turian Tonight (Parody) - Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

Go calibrate that! X2. LOL. Has to be my favorite part.

And Cause I'm Commander Shepard! - Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger

Modifié par Youth4Ever, 03 mars 2013 - 06:01 .


#340
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working on something but my work scheduale mixed with procrastination is making it take a while. I will try to get it done by the end of the weekend.

Teaser: It is a parody of Roy Orbison's 'Pretty Woman'

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 You Never Even Call Me By Name

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It was all... I could do... to keep from Joining...

Sometimes it seems so useless to PC name
You don't have to call me Warden... Warden
But no NPC ever calls me by my name

You don't have to call me Aedan Cousland
And you don't... have to call me Daylen Amell
And you don't... have to call me Prince Aeducan... anymore...
Even though you companions know me really well...

And I'll adventure on as long as you will let me
And I never minded Archdemon slayin'
But you don't have to call me Warden... Warden
But no NPC ever calls me by my name

I've seen my name a few times in your Codex
I've seen it in the slides when I was playin'
But the only time I know I'll hear Thalen Maheriel
...is when the Maker has his final judgment day!

And I'll adventure on as long as you will let me
And I never minded Archdemon slayin'
But you don't have to call me Warden... Warden
But no NPC ever calls me by my name



Well a developer we know named Bioware made a game
and they told us it was the perfect Fantasy Western RPG.
I wrote them back and said it was NOT the perfect
Fantasy Western RPG because it didn't have anything about
runecrafting... or cats... or prisons... or storage chests... or running a castle.

Well, Bioware sat down and released an expack to that game and they sent 
it to me and, after playing it, I realized that Bioware had made
the perfect Fantasy Western RPG. And I felt obliged to parody it
ad nauseum.

The last verse goes like this here:


Well, Oghren was drunk... the day the darkspawn... locked me in prison
And I went to craft a rune for mana regain
But, before I could get to my chest to grab Ser Pounce a lot...
I hung a man for stealing the Crown's grain...!

And I'll adventure on as long as you will let me
And I never minded Archdemon slayin'
But you don't have to call me Warden... Warden
But no NPC ever calls me...
...I wonder why you don't call me?
Why don't NPCs call me by my name?


Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 16 mars 2013 - 03:21 .


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DominusVita wrote...

Considering the, uh, enticing physiques of the average female BioWare companion, there's a lot of potential there. Best of luck, kenny.

my work schedule mixed with procrastination is making it take a while

I certainly know how that is.


Tomorrow, I'm going to be working the CRAP out of my Parody Project. It is a big one, to be honest, but I've also been neglecting it like crazy. But I'm going to make it more of a priority here in the weeks to come.

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 30 juin 2013 - 01:26 .


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"I Predict A Riot" (with apologies to The Kaiser Chiefs)

Watching D.A. fans get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
No D.A. info is quite scary
It's not very sensible either
A friend of a friend went to PAX East
Got blank looks from the Powers That Be
Our impatience shows that we care, but
It's been six months since the letter from Darrah
About Inquisition!
I predict a riot!
I predict a riot!

I check my posts for reacting
A troll on the thread attacks me
He said that he knows better for me
And wants to get things a bit gory
Devs scrabble round with no java on
To borrow a muse for D.A. stardom
If it wasn't for Starbucks they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
Watching D.A. fans get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
No D.A. info is quite scary
It's not very sensible
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

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First off, thanks for the many entertaining parodies :) I've enjoyed quite a few of them, and at some point, while reading this thread, I lazily wondered what song and theme I would use for a parody. Surprisingly, this thought soon spawned what you'll see below. It's not amazing, but I'm just happy to contribute something to this thread :)

Disclaimer: This is a parody and does not represent my personal views. Also, no offence intended to either Bioware or IT'ers :P it's only meant as a friendly bit of teasing.
Also also, this was mostly done last year, but never got around to polishing it up until now. So just pretend it's 2012 ^_^


To the tune of Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn":


At first I saw this game world come to life
Reapers harmed, geth came around, and TIM chose suicide
It showed me what it was to cry
But they couldn't be the devs we adored
They don't seem to know, seem to care
What their games are for
And I don't know them anymore

The game was great, but brows turned high
Guess inspiration can run dry
What the f***'s going on?
Nothing's fine

I'm torn and all out of 'gel
This is how I feel
Commander Shepard's hurt
lying broken on the ground
The hyping never changed
into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see
The perfect ending's gone
Extended Cut was late
I'm already torn


So I guess the script leak told us right
Should've seen some epic fight
And not some Child of Light
But he showed up at the end and now
I still care, but there's no luck
It's simply too messed up
There's just so many holes
That I can't fix

I'm torn and all out of 'gel
How am I to heal?
My hero's bruised and burned
lying broken on the ground
The hyping never changed
into something real
If Shep's awake then I can say
My perfect ending's torn
Such a shoddy fate
Mass Effect is torn
Torn

There's nothing where hope used to lie
The speculations have run dry
How are we supposed to go on?
Nothing's right

I'm torn and all out of 'gel
This is how I feel
Shep's cold and bruised and burned
Dying somewhere from his wounds
IT never changed
into something real
He was awake and I can see
the perfect ending's torn
I'm all out of hate
This is how I feeeel
I'm cold and disappoint
The trilogy's broken on the floor
ME4's too late
I'm already gone

_________________


Feel free to let me know if some lines aren't working so well. Like '... but brows turned high', not sure if that's too vague (being high-brow, i.e. "artsy" in this case). Just couldn't think of something better that still rhymed :?
Edit: made some minor adjustments (turns out 'vilify' means something completely different than what I thought... Oh, the joys of a foreign language :P)

Modifié par Ajensis, 25 avril 2013 - 04:30 .


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 Howdy do, BSN.

We've had an amazing time here on the Parody thread. It is a little crazy to think that this thread just ticked over to One Year today. We've seen songs range from rap to rock to even some country and western. And, through it all, we've always had a good sense of humor and enjoyment of our source material.

Yet the thread has seemed to run its course. We all get busy and, as with all things, the thread has hit its apex a while ago and flattened out to an ending. But given all the work that I and others have put into this thread, I don't think it would be fair or right that things end on that note. There's still one more "hurrah" left in the tank here and I wanted to be the one to give that to you all.

That being said, I've been working on a project for a little while now, off and on, that I felt would be a welcome ending to the thread. It is going to involve multiple songs, multiple posts and will take place over the course of the entire month of July. It is a tribute to Bioware and a tribute to music. A project that is laughs and a project that is a bit of a sad goodbye. A look to the future and a wistful, happy glance over the shoulder into the past.

Given that this whole thread started with a musical parody (Jesus Christ Superstar), I felt it would only be appropriate that my last parody added was a musical itself. And not just one song, but an ENTIRE MUSICAL. Including songs, scenes and <GASP!> a plot! I have done a lot of JCS already, and struggled to find a musical I felt would have the right tone for the thread. While there were many contenders, I ultimately settled on one. 

This was a musical that dealt with faith and loss, that dealt with war and struggle, that was based around different worlds colliding and the fallout from those exchanges. A muscial that has amazing energy and soul, but also MORE than its fair share of levity. And so, I settled on... The Book of Mormon, a muscial put together by the creators of South Park.

So, fellow BSNers… I give you Fast Jimmy's Swan Song… my Fifth Symphony… my Stairway to Heaven. 

I give you… 

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Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 01 juillet 2013 - 12:29 .


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I remember you mentioning that back a few months ago, I'm glad it's something you're still working on. Never seen the full musical, but I'm sure you'll do it justice. Good luck, Jim.

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Looking forward to it Jimmy!

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 Alright, BSN. We are kicking this little series off! I hope everyone enjoys!

Hello 
(I chose this video for NPH and James Earl Jones alone.) 

 




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Quincy : Hello. My name is Inquisitor Quincy. And I would like to share with you the most amazing song.



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Inquisitor Grant : Hello. My name is Inquisitor Grant. It’s a chant about Thedas, a long, long time ago.



Image IPB Quincy : It has so many awesome parts. You simply won't believe how much it can change your life.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-BH_TgHfdEI4/Uc4vxmDsFGI/AAAAAAAAA6E/y0hy_hU353k/w292-h300-no/Elder2.bmp
Inquisitor Green : Hello. My name is Inquisitor Green. I would like to share with you this song of Andraste's life.



https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-9RP2fu0d6h4/Uc4v0nqyUsI/AAAAAAAAA6M/iKZHsSHt7D0/w292-h300-no/Elder3.bmp
Inquisitor Young : Hello. My name is Elder Young.



https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-2a7gQ_GLLgM/Uc8MWt9yJwI/AAAAAAAAA9U/2tvYKdUxGdw/s126-no/Elder+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Hello.

https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : Did you know that Andraste sang to the Maker every day?
You can hear all about it now

Image IPB Quincy : Hello!

https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : In this nifty Chant, its free! No you don't have to pay.

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Hello!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-DVX15RDlKek/Uc4v2s6CCXI/AAAAAAAAA6U/WMlxpKHyr74/w292-h300-no/Elder4.bmp
Inquisitor Smith : Hello! My name is Inquisitor Smith. Can I leave this verse with you for you to just peruse?



https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-zUiEbtnbJgI/Uc8MZDKKuuI/AAAAAAAAA9k/K-J1xG0fTfs/s126-no/Elder3+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : Hello.

https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Hello!

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Hello…

https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : I'll just leave it here. It has a lot of information you can really use.

Image IPB Quincy : Hello.

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Hi!

Image IPB Quincy : My name is…

https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : The Maker's Bride!

Image IPB Quincy : You have a lovely home…

https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : Hello!

Image IPB Quincy : Its an amazing chant.

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Howdy do!

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Hi y'all!

https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Hello!

Image IPB Quincy : I've got the Chant of Light.

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Are these your kids?

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : This song gives you the secret to Eternal Life.

Image IPB Quincy : Sound good?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Eternal Life…



https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-mujKV_IY_5Q/Uc8MtIAjcXI/AAAAAAAAA9s/rPTv4mxd-ac/s126-no/Elder4+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : With the Maker's Bride!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : …is super fun.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-6IZjbzatrTE/Uc8MYJhZ9zI/AAAAAAAAA9c/qKai2lWq100/s126-no/Elder2+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Hello!

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Ding dong!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : And if you listen in we'll show you how it can be done!



https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-mujKV_IY_5Q/Uc8MtIAjcXI/AAAAAAAAA9s/rPTv4mxd-ac/s126-no/Elder4+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : No thanks?

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : You sure?

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Oh well…

Image IPB Quincy : That's fine

https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Goodbye!

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Have fun in Hell

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp

All Inquisitors : Hey now!

You simply won't believe how much this chant can change your life……
this chant can change your life…
this chant can change your liiiiiiife!

Image IPB
Cullenham : Hello, would you like to join the Chantry? I've come to Tranquil all your Mages!



Image IPB
Justinia V : No, no, Inquisitor Cullenham, that's NOT how we do it!
You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved Chant. Inquisitors, show him!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Hello…

Image IPB Cullenham : Hello!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : My name is…

Image IPB Cullenham : Inquisitor Cullenham!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : And we would like to share with you this song of the Maker's Bride!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-2a7gQ_GLLgM/Uc8MWt9yJwI/AAAAAAAAA9U/2tvYKdUxGdw/s126-no/Elder+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Hello!

Image IPB Quincy : Hello!

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Ding dong!

https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Heigh ho!

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Just take this verse!

Image IPB Quincy : It's free!

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : For you!

https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : From me!

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : You see?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : You simply won't believe how much this chant can change your life…

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-6IZjbzatrTE/Uc8MYJhZ9zI/AAAAAAAAA9c/qKai2lWq100/s126-no/Elder2+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Hello!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : This chant will change your life…

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-mujKV_IY_5Q/Uc8MtIAjcXI/AAAAAAAAA9s/rPTv4mxd-ac/s126-no/Elder4+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Hello!
So you won't burn in…

Image IPB Quincy : Hee-eeeeellll….OOOOO!!!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Magic will corrupt your days
But if you listen to this chant, you'll see there's another way
Spend eternity free of Magic, you see
We can fully guarantee you that this chant will change your life

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-2a7gQ_GLLgM/Uc8MWt9yJwI/AAAAAAAAA9U/2tvYKdUxGdw/s126-no/Elder+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Hello!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : This chant will change your life…

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-6IZjbzatrTE/Uc8MYJhZ9zI/AAAAAAAAA9c/qKai2lWq100/s126-no/Elder2+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Hello!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : This chant will change your life…

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-mujKV_IY_5Q/Uc8MtIAjcXI/AAAAAAAAA9s/rPTv4mxd-ac/s126-no/Elder4+Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Hello!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : THIS CHANT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
The Chant of Liiiiiiiiight… Liiiiiiiight….

HELLO!


Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 30 juin 2013 - 03:00 .


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Sjpelke

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Jimmy 5 star rating on this one!

GREAT attribution to the thread.