The Offical BSN Song Parody Thread
#326
Posté 29 janvier 2013 - 03:18
Damn Catalyst O' Mine (Sweet Child O' Mine-Guns N Roses)
It's got logic that confuses me
Looks like the child from my dreams
Where everytime I found him, he would burn alive.
Now and then I'll watch the battle in space
While it tells me of the choice I face
And no matter what I choose, I'm likely gonna die.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn Catalyst O' mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn AI of mine
It just told me I'm gonna die
and feel a lot of pain
I'd love to shoot it in the eyes, and tell it its logic's insane.
This is something I never imagined I'd face
when finding these designs
We thought the Crucible and our allies would make the Reapers fry.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn Catalyst o' mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn AI of mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh damn Catalyst o' mine
oh, oh, oh damn AI of mine
What do I choose, what do I choose now, what do I choose
What do I choose, what do I choose now, what do I choose now
what do I choose (damn Catalyst) what do I choose now,
now now now now now now now.
Damn Catalyst, damn caaaaaaaaaaaaatalyst o' minnnnneeee
#327
Posté 29 janvier 2013 - 03:47
#328
Posté 29 janvier 2013 - 04:01
#329
Posté 04 février 2013 - 10:28
The first is a gentle dig at the increasing repetitiveness of topics and entrenchment of views we've seen amongst the BSN community lately, called "Threads that never change". On a related note, tip of the hat to Jimmy for almost singlehandedly attempting to reverse the trend with the "Bioware, lets talk about..." threads to the point that they became well recognised enough to be parodied twice in the same week.
Whoever said irony is dead.
The second, "Requiem for the Republic", touches on how aw
The final one is about World of Tanks and its players, which won't be linked here as if you've never played the game before then your mileage (and traverse speed) may vary.
*Warning: song may not contain evidence
Modifié par Wozearly, 04 février 2013 - 10:28 .
#330
Guest_alleyd_*
Posté 11 février 2013 - 12:00
Guest_alleyd_*
It's to the tune of Don MacLean's American Pie and I wrote this the day the EC was released
Mass Effect Pie
Verse 1
A long long time ago
I can still remember how ME used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make my Shepard dance
And maybe I’d be happy for a while
In February I was all a quiver
Wondering what ME3 would deliver
The hype reached into space
Soon I would fight to save my race
So I bought the game with pride
From my Shepard Reapers would run and hide
Then something touched me deep inside
The day the galaxy died
Chorus
So, bye-bye, to Mass Effect guys
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy Now the end was in sight
Shepard got all the races fighting by my side
This will be the day The Reapers die
This will be the day that they die
Verse 2
Now for many years we've been on our quest
No time to sleep, no time to rest
Got to save the galaxy
Shepard saved the Krogan Queen
And gave the Krogan a chance to dream
By curing the genophage
But before the Krogan could sing their songs
Cerberus found an ancient bomb
The Turian prince sadly died, but now they’ll join the fight
And while Shepard raced old Mandy thru space
The Council was in a desperate place
Cerberus troops were on the chase
The day the galaxy died
We were singing
Chorus
Verse 3
Shepard foils the coup on the citadel
When the council is attacked by a beast of hell
Stops the attack but loses a friend
Victim of an assassins blade,
Then a friend points a gun in the hero’s face
But again the council is saved
Now the Quarian’s were in a desperate place
They’d started a war to save their race
They launched an attack fated to fail,
And the Geth make a desperate betrayal
The Geth had made a deal with the Reapers
In return they helped them think deeper
Shepard had to change to fight the sleepers
The day the galaxy died
We were singing
Chorus
Verse 4
Shepard has to journey to Thessia
Before it is lost to the Reapers
With little time left on his side
So Come on Shepard Be nimble, be quick
The assassins plot armour is thick
Shepard stumbles loses the prize
So again Shepard journeys through space
His hands clenched in fists of rage
Into the bowels of hell
And He breaks the Cerberus spell
So on again with new will for the fight
The Cerberus base is in sight
To win he has to trust an AI
The day the galaxy died
We were singing
Chorus
Verse 5
Shepard returns to Earth’s Skies
Where the Reapers have taken the prize
There they stand and reap away
Shepard fights through London’s streets
There’s a reaper that he has to defeat
He lures it to him, blows it away
The last race to the Citadel beam
Reapers fire and men scream
Shepard almost dies, but the ending is in sight
The Illusive man chooses suicide
Shepard confronts an insane AI
The galaxy’s fate Shepard has to decide.
The day they galaxy died
We start singing
Chorus
Verse 6
Do you believe in hope?
Is it something that helps you cope?
With the trials that life provides
And do you believe in your friends?
Who fight beside you until the end.
Was that the message the game tried to send?
No you’re wrong came an almighty voice
Shepard has to make a choice
And if he dosn't choose, he is guaranteed to lose
The choices remain Red green and blue
The authors explained them better for you.
And everyone dies if you refuse
The Day the galaxy died
Chorus
The final slice of Mass Effect Pie
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy but still lost the fight
Had all the races fighting by my side
But today’s the day The galaxy died
Today’s the day we all die
The final slice of Mass Effect Pie
Flew old Mandy through the galaxy but still lost the fight
Had all the races fighting by my side
But today’s the day The galaxy died
Today’s the day we all die
#331
Guest_alleyd_*
Posté 11 février 2013 - 12:04
Guest_alleyd_*
Another Husk Bites The Dust[/b]
Vega walks down the street his shotgun hanging low
Garrus matches his beat with his machine gun ready to go.
Heh Garrus are you ready for this Let’s take the fight to the streets
Garrus fires and the bullets rip Vega’s shotgun joins the beat
Another Husk Bites the Dust
Another Husk Bites the Dust
And another husk gone and another husk gone
Another Husk bites the dust
Bang there goes a Marauder too
Another husk bites the dust
The Reapers think our resistance gone That they have already won
Now is the time for fighting back To show that they are wrong
Vega fires, Garrus by his side They blast all the husks that they see
Out of the darkness a screaming cry Oh **** it’s a banshee
Repeat Chorus
Take it Bite the Dust,
Bite the Dust
Another Husk Bites the Dust
Another Husk Bites the Dust Pow
Another Husk Bites the Dust Bang Bang
Another Husk Bites the Dust Yeah
The only way to end the Reaper threat Is an offer you can’t refuse
You can’’t beat it, you can’t cheat it You’ve 3 choices left Red, Green or Blue
I was ready, I had the EMS The Starchild the bird I flipped.
He just said So Be It And from my chest my heart was ripped
And Mass Effect Bites the Dust
Yeah Mass Effect Bites the Dust
Now the thrill has gone and I can’t go on
As Mass Effect Bites the Dust
The goes the replay value
As Mass Effect bites the Dust
#332
Posté 11 février 2013 - 12:50
Another Husk Bites the Dust was solid. Lol I actually was hearing the song in my head as I was reading along. Speaking of hearing the song, I might suggest including a link to the originl song you are parodying, just so people can listen along or hear the song if they hasn't heard it before.
We welcome you to our ranks! The Parodiers! All for snark and snark for all!
#333
Guest_alleyd_*
Posté 11 février 2013 - 10:37
Guest_alleyd_*
I know its a bit late for Xmas but I wanted to post this little spoof on ME, Its based on Greg Lake's classic xmas song I believe in Father Xmas
For my mnd this song has the most apt Xmas Lyric, about the diappointment and sense of betrayal of a child discovering that Father Xmas is a myth and false promise.
I wanted to make a similar comment on ME3 and riffed off of the many comments about the promises of the devs and marketeers from before the release of the game.
I Believed in Commander Shepard
They said we'd see Reaper Battles, They said we'd see War Assets
But instead it was all just foreplay, A marketing seduction Trip
I remember what was promised, All the hype spread out through these wires.
The marketing spell and persistant hard sell. All the praise from the media choir
I was sold on the Dream of Shepard, I was sold on the Mass Effect
It was more than a fairy story, In my mind it was perfect
And I believed in Commander Shepard as my hands held onto my treasure prize.
And I couldn't rest until I finished my quest, Then the scales, they fell from my eyes
I wished for a fitting ending, gathered my forces for the final fight
All the darkness of the cycles would be consumed in Shepard's light
And they said we'd see Reaper Battles, and they said we'd see war assets
But in the end all we got, was a crazy Glow-Bot. not a great way to end an Epic quest
Modifié par alleyd, 12 février 2013 - 02:14 .
#334
Guest_alleyd_*
Posté 12 février 2013 - 06:25
Guest_alleyd_*
It uses the O'Jays soul classic Love Train for inspiration. The lyrics come on screen Karaoke Style.
Modifié par alleyd, 12 février 2013 - 07:57 .
#335
Posté 16 février 2013 - 03:45
Hiphopopotamus vs.. Rhymenoceros
This is a parody I'm calling Archangel Garrus vs. Wrex Urdnot
https://encrypted-tb...fxAxNTuapyFuy6g
I'm the stasis throwin'... Wrex Urdnot
My quads are fat, the clans got my back
And I'm horny (toad horny!)
I was born to lead and make sure my foes all bleed
Cause I'll butt you with my head in a Krogan stampede
Not just with guns, biotic trained, implanticated
I was raised by Jarrod who I secretly hated
And subsequently stabinated...
...that's how it goes:
Here's the Archangel Garrus
The Vakarian snipo
https://encrypted-tb...7H9QUv8JG6rSZHO
They call me the Archangel Garrus
My bullets are bottomless...
<awkward silence>
Sometimes the Krogan are polite
Like "please bend to our might
So I don't get all vicious, tonight."
Sometimes we're not clean
Turning Volus into cuisine
What a mess to clean, those suit gravity machines...
Ha-ha-ha-ha! ...yeah, gravity machines...
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuaYGf7DbvNRTNWr6k0aN8f90uElkltP_Qr6pwrW6h_YSwgLpv5g
They call me the Archangel Garrus
Sniping the merc populace
Poppin' off shots like they're recoil-less
Patrolin' galactic space
No, I'm not a Bi-LI romance,
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
https://encrypted-tb...AZaq8IOgCspxCAF
...STEVE!
My Krogan people, they don't get laid
Because the genophage, it did forbade
And without the cure Mordin has made
We can't get no booty, even if we paid
https://encrypted-tb...K1L_T4zSRUVj5DQ
My rounds are so potent that in this small segment
I've killed all of the Blue Suns in the area present.
Yes, sometimes my actions ARE violent
But you Omega trash fools should know I'll never correct this
Other races are ~puny~
Say "Krogan will ~kill me~"..
Why?https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7LbB_Ni7Jrty7rVuwmUd9oWEGyiShdhskVXs9j4of7JTtN9kR Why?https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkv5UCjmMMUx2KC7-xggj51PgDzVCjW7KCYZdCPhQ6mDhJTiPs8Q WHY?https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQw-bfxpVg-iCG6ZTTgZWD2dnWqJhfnLzJTd5h8U8_EVAna6YGRcQ
Why exactly? -what, why?-
Be more descriptive with your feedback... please...
Why, cause I shoot with deadly accuracy?
Sniping fools with extreme lethality?
Ain't no party like a Vakarian snipe-party...
...hey! Ho!
https://encrypted-tb...dib9GNEmyKTpYx8
I'm the Stasis-Throwin'...
I'm the Armor Piercin'...
https://encrypted-tb...sYHV_M5n6X0ZSzA
I'm the Stasis-Throwin'...
Who's the Armor Piercin'...?
https://encrypted-tb...auv7SuIa0FQgR0g
I'm the Stasis-Throwin'...
I'm the Armor Piercin'...
https://encrypted-tb...MhQ0pTbPyELO_Gg
I'm the Stasis-Throwin'...
Armor Piercin'!
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 16 février 2013 - 03:56 .
#336
Posté 16 février 2013 - 04:28
Modifié par jillabender, 16 février 2013 - 04:28 .
#337
Guest_alleyd_*
Posté 17 février 2013 - 12:09
Guest_alleyd_*
No longer under player control
Don’t you know this place is funny.
Discontent on angry threads
Filled with envy
For the pleasure other gamers have.
I admit that the ending bores me
I dislike games I can’t control
Not realising
This was art that I was being sold
(Chorus)
I thought I was in command
Had my Biches all in tow
I am Shepard
But I’m no longer under Player Control
The people I encountered
While I lurk on BSN
Some feel pleasure
Some claim to still feel the pain
False hopes and speculation
I found no answers in DLC
I’m a drifter
Drifting through waves of apathy
(Repeat Chorus)
I thought I was in command
Had my Biches all in tow
I am Shepard
But I’m no longer under Player Control
It didn’t take courage Or skill to charge into the light
Then alone at the ending I found a Child of Light
WTF is This?
Are you out there now feeling empty/
Feel you’ve nothing left to say
Sick of fighting.
Have you lost the thrill to play
Don’t be drowning in the sorrow
There are laughs so near at hand
Hear the voice say
Stand up get up And join me on BSN
Come out and sing with me
We’ve all the biches we can hold
We’re all Shepard
But we’re no longer under player control
Modifié par alleyd, 17 février 2013 - 01:29 .
#338
Guest_BitBomb_*
Posté 22 février 2013 - 07:30
Guest_BitBomb_*
Don't even come back, I've been here for years/
im locking the threads, leaving suckers in tears,
Drinking their tears, as they cry in the forum room,
>mfw when i lock up room
Expulsions!! OverPowering, they can make petitions im showering,
Garrus stopped, I'm the moderator you can't call the cops,
Don't you dare share, you know the rules! I am very very fair,
I'm here everyday i check left and right,
Competitions? Ha end of the line.
Im gonna lock you out/ Mama said lock you out/ Im going to lock you out/ Mama said lock you out.
Modifié par BitBomb, 22 février 2013 - 07:37 .
#339
Posté 03 mars 2013 - 06:01
Gamermd83 - Be My Turian Tonight (Parody) - Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
Go calibrate that! X2. LOL. Has to be my favorite part.
And Cause I'm Commander Shepard! - Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger
Modifié par Youth4Ever, 03 mars 2013 - 06:01 .
#340
Posté 15 mars 2013 - 02:59
Teaser: It is a parody of Roy Orbison's 'Pretty Woman'
#341
Posté 16 mars 2013 - 03:19

It was all... I could do... to keep from Joining...
Sometimes it seems so useless to PC name
You don't have to call me Warden... Warden
But no NPC ever calls me by my name
You don't have to call me Aedan Cousland
And you don't... have to call me Daylen Amell
And you don't... have to call me Prince Aeducan... anymore...
Even though you companions know me really well...
And I'll adventure on as long as you will let me
And I never minded Archdemon slayin'
But you don't have to call me Warden... Warden
But no NPC ever calls me by my name
I've seen my name a few times in your Codex
I've seen it in the slides when I was playin'
But the only time I know I'll hear Thalen Maheriel
...is when the Maker has his final judgment day!
And I'll adventure on as long as you will let me
And I never minded Archdemon slayin'
But you don't have to call me Warden... Warden
But no NPC ever calls me by my name
Well a developer we know named Bioware made a game
and they told us it was the perfect Fantasy Western RPG.
I wrote them back and said it was NOT the perfect
Fantasy Western RPG because it didn't have anything about
runecrafting... or cats... or prisons... or storage chests... or running a castle.
Well, Bioware sat down and released an expack to that game and they sent
it to me and, after playing it, I realized that Bioware had made
the perfect Fantasy Western RPG. And I felt obliged to parody it
ad nauseum.
The last verse goes like this here:
Well, Oghren was drunk... the day the darkspawn... locked me in prison
And I went to craft a rune for mana regain
But, before I could get to my chest to grab Ser Pounce a lot...
I hung a man for stealing the Crown's grain...!
And I'll adventure on as long as you will let me
And I never minded Archdemon slayin'
But you don't have to call me Warden... Warden
But no NPC ever calls me...
...I wonder why you don't call me?
Why don't NPCs call me by my name?
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 16 mars 2013 - 03:21 .
#342
Posté 16 mars 2013 - 03:48
DominusVita wrote...
Considering the, uh, enticing physiques of the average female BioWare companion, there's a lot of potential there. Best of luck, kenny.I certainly know how that is.my work schedule mixed with procrastination is making it take a while
Tomorrow, I'm going to be working the CRAP out of my Parody Project. It is a big one, to be honest, but I've also been neglecting it like crazy. But I'm going to make it more of a priority here in the weeks to come.
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 30 juin 2013 - 01:26 .
#343
Posté 23 mars 2013 - 04:12
Watching D.A. fans get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
No D.A. info is quite scary
It's not very sensible either
A friend of a friend went to PAX East
Got blank looks from the Powers That Be
Our impatience shows that we care, but
It's been six months since the letter from Darrah
About Inquisition!
I predict a riot!
I predict a riot!
I check my posts for reacting
A troll on the thread attacks me
He said that he knows better for me
And wants to get things a bit gory
Devs scrabble round with no java on
To borrow a muse for D.A. stardom
If it wasn't for Starbucks they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
Watching D.A. fans get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
No D.A. info is quite scary
It's not very sensible
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
Modifié par MichaelStJohn90068, 23 mars 2013 - 04:13 .
#344
Posté 22 avril 2013 - 02:19
Disclaimer: This is a parody and does not represent my personal views. Also, no offence intended to either Bioware or IT'ers
Also also, this was mostly done last year, but never got around to polishing it up until now. So just pretend it's 2012
To the tune of Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn":
At first I saw this game world come to life
Reapers harmed, geth came around, and TIM chose suicide
It showed me what it was to cry
But they couldn't be the devs we adored
They don't seem to know, seem to care
What their games are for
And I don't know them anymore
The game was great, but brows turned high
Guess inspiration can run dry
What the f***'s going on?
Nothing's fine
I'm torn and all out of 'gel
This is how I feel
Commander Shepard's hurt
lying broken on the ground
The hyping never changed
into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see
The perfect ending's gone
Extended Cut was late
I'm already torn
So I guess the script leak told us right
Should've seen some epic fight
And not some Child of Light
But he showed up at the end and now
I still care, but there's no luck
It's simply too messed up
There's just so many holes
That I can't fix
I'm torn and all out of 'gel
How am I to heal?
My hero's bruised and burned
lying broken on the ground
The hyping never changed
into something real
If Shep's awake then I can say
My perfect ending's torn
Such a shoddy fate
Mass Effect is torn
Torn
There's nothing where hope used to lie
The speculations have run dry
How are we supposed to go on?
Nothing's right
I'm torn and all out of 'gel
This is how I feel
Shep's cold and bruised and burned
Dying somewhere from his wounds
IT never changed
into something real
He was awake and I can see
the perfect ending's torn
I'm all out of hate
This is how I feeeel
I'm cold and disappoint
The trilogy's broken on the floor
ME4's too late
I'm already gone
_________________
Feel free to let me know if some lines aren't working so well. Like '... but brows turned high', not sure if that's too vague (being high-brow, i.e. "artsy" in this case). Just couldn't think of something better that still rhymed
Edit: made some minor adjustments (turns out 'vilify' means something completely different than what I thought... Oh, the joys of a foreign language
Modifié par Ajensis, 25 avril 2013 - 04:30 .
#345
Posté 28 juin 2013 - 11:56
We've had an amazing time here on the Parody thread. It is a little crazy to think that this thread just ticked over to One Year today. We've seen songs range from rap to rock to even some country and western. And, through it all, we've always had a good sense of humor and enjoyment of our source material.
Yet the thread has seemed to run its course. We all get busy and, as with all things, the thread has hit its apex a while ago and flattened out to an ending. But given all the work that I and others have put into this thread, I don't think it would be fair or right that things end on that note. There's still one more "hurrah" left in the tank here and I wanted to be the one to give that to you all.
That being said, I've been working on a project for a little while now, off and on, that I felt would be a welcome ending to the thread. It is going to involve multiple songs, multiple posts and will take place over the course of the entire month of July. It is a tribute to Bioware and a tribute to music. A project that is laughs and a project that is a bit of a sad goodbye. A look to the future and a wistful, happy glance over the shoulder into the past.
Given that this whole thread started with a musical parody (Jesus Christ Superstar), I felt it would only be appropriate that my last parody added was a musical itself. And not just one song, but an ENTIRE MUSICAL. Including songs, scenes and <GASP!> a plot! I have done a lot of JCS already, and struggled to find a musical I felt would have the right tone for the thread. While there were many contenders, I ultimately settled on one.
This was a musical that dealt with faith and loss, that dealt with war and struggle, that was based around different worlds colliding and the fallout from those exchanges. A muscial that has amazing energy and soul, but also MORE than its fair share of levity. And so, I settled on... The Book of Mormon, a muscial put together by the creators of South Park.
So, fellow BSNers… I give you Fast Jimmy's Swan Song… my Fifth Symphony… my Stairway to Heaven.
I give you…
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 01 juillet 2013 - 12:29 .
#346
Posté 29 juin 2013 - 12:02
#347
Posté 29 juin 2013 - 01:25
#348
Posté 29 juin 2013 - 06:07
#349
Posté 30 juin 2013 - 12:53
Hello
(I chose this video for NPH and James Earl Jones alone.)

Quincy : Hello. My name is Inquisitor Quincy. And I would like to share with you the most amazing song.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-ae3jm-djySQ/Uc4vvqzda6I/AAAAAAAAA58/heooBPfKWRQ/w292-h300-no/Elder.bmp
Inquisitor Grant : Hello. My name is Inquisitor Grant. It’s a chant about Thedas, a long, long time ago.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-BH_TgHfdEI4/Uc4vxmDsFGI/AAAAAAAAA6E/y0hy_hU353k/w292-h300-no/Elder2.bmp
Inquisitor Green : Hello. My name is Inquisitor Green. I would like to share with you this song of Andraste's life.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-9RP2fu0d6h4/Uc4v0nqyUsI/AAAAAAAAA6M/iKZHsSHt7D0/w292-h300-no/Elder3.bmp
Inquisitor Young : Hello. My name is Elder Young.
https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : Did you know that Andraste sang to the Maker every day?
You can hear all about it now
https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : In this nifty Chant, its free! No you don't have to pay.
https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Hello!
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-DVX15RDlKek/Uc4v2s6CCXI/AAAAAAAAA6U/WMlxpKHyr74/w292-h300-no/Elder4.bmp
Inquisitor Smith : Hello! My name is Inquisitor Smith. Can I leave this verse with you for you to just peruse?
https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Hello!
https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Hello…
https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : I'll just leave it here. It has a lot of information you can really use.
https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Hi!
https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : The Maker's Bride!
https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : Hello!
https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Howdy do!
https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Hi y'all!
https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Hello!
https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Are these your kids?
https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : This song gives you the secret to Eternal Life.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Eternal Life…
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : …is super fun.
https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Ding dong!
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : And if you listen in we'll show you how it can be done!
https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : You sure?
https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Oh well…
https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Goodbye!
https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Have fun in Hell
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Hey now!
You simply won't believe how much this chant can change your life……
this chant can change your life…
this chant can change your liiiiiiife!
Cullenham : Hello, would you like to join the Chantry? I've come to Tranquil all your Mages!

Justinia V : No, no, Inquisitor Cullenham, that's NOT how we do it!
You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved Chant. Inquisitors, show him!
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Hello…
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : My name is…
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : And we would like to share with you this song of the Maker's Bride!
https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Ding dong!
https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Heigh ho!
https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Just take this verse!
https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : For you!
https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : From me!
https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : You see?
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : You simply won't believe how much this chant can change your life…
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : This chant will change your life…
So you won't burn in…
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Magic will corrupt your days
But if you listen to this chant, you'll see there's another way
Spend eternity free of Magic, you see
We can fully guarantee you that this chant will change your life
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : This chant will change your life…
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : This chant will change your life…
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : THIS CHANT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
The Chant of Liiiiiiiiight… Liiiiiiiight….
HELLO!
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 30 juin 2013 - 03:00 .
#350
Posté 30 juin 2013 - 01:21
GREAT attribution to the thread.





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