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[AngryFrozenWater]

Very cool, Jim.

[wsandista]

I'm pleasantly surprised this is still around.

[Fast Jimmy]

     Two by Two 

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : Do you have any idea where they are sending you, Inquisitor Quincy?

Quincy : Well, of course we don't really have final say over where we get sent, but I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in all of Thedas.

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Maker will make it happen. You're like the smartest, best, most deserving recruit The Inquisition's ever seen.

Quincy : Awww, come on guys.

Quincy : The most important time in an Inquisitor's life is his mission
A chance to go out and clean the world, that's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Capturing mage apostates
I know my mission will be… something incredible!

Justinia V : Inquisitors, form a line and step forward when your name is called. Inquisitor Young?

https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : Yes, sir… ma'am?

Justinia V : Your Inquisition brother will be… Inquisitor Grant.

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Grant : That… that's me! Hey brother!

Justinia V : And your mission location is… Rivain!

https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Young : Oh, wow! Rivain! Land of Seers… and Quns!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Whoo wah!
hey yah!
shoo wah!
zah-dap wow! 

Two by two
And today we'll know
who we'll take our mission with
and where we'll go!

We're got a righteous cause
That's really, really right

We are the Army of the Chant of the Light……of Maker's Age saints

Justinia V : Inquisitor White and Inquisitor Smith…

https://lh5.googleus...lder3 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor White : Oh, I knew we'd get paired together!

Justinia V : Your mission location will be… Ferelden!

https://lh6.googleus...lder4 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Smith : Land of... mabaris and ginger heads!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Two by two
I guess its you and me
We're off to spread the Chant, just wait and see!

The Mages have a ruler in Ferelden
Let's knock them off their perch

We are the Soliders of the Divine's Holy Church……of the Chant of Light of Maker's Age saints

Justinia V : Inquisitor Cross and Inquisitor Green, you will be serving in Antiva

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : Oh, Antiva!

https://lh5.googleus...Elder Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Cross : Land of The Crows!

https://lh4.googleus...lder2 Thumb.bmp Inquisitor Green : …and chowder!

Justinia V : Inquisitor Harris and Inquisitor Brown…

Quincy : Heavenly Maker, where will I go on my mission?

https://lh3.googleus...ll%29 Thumb.bmp

All Inquisitors : On my mission…

Quincy : Will it be Kirkwall or Orzammar below on my mission?

https://lh3.googleus...ll%29 Thumb.bmp

All Inquisitors : On my mission…

Quincy : It could be Nevarra by the bay
Par Vollen, with the Qunari
But I pray to be sent to the most exciting place…

TEVINTER!

https://lh3.googleus...ll%29 Thumb.bmp

All Inquisitors : Tevinter!

Quincy : I want you, Tevinter!
Magisters
The Black Chantry
and blood mage slavery!

Justinia V : Inquisitor Quincy

Quincy : Yes ma'am!

Justinia V : Your Chantry brother will be… Inquisitor Cullenham

Cullenham : That's me! That's me!     …HELLO!

Quincy : Oh. Hi.

Justinia V : And your mission location is… Val Royeaux.

https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : ...STUNNED SILENCE…

Quincy : Val Royeaux.

Cullenham : Val Royeaux… cool! Where is that?

Justinia V : Orlais.

Cullenham : Oh boy… they have masequerades!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors : Two by two
And now its time to go!
Our orders are unconcealed, we'll scour high and low!

We'll root out any Mages
that put up any fight

We are the Army of the Chant…
We are the Army of the Chant…
We are the Army of the Chant of… LIGHT!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jk7m1D98blM/Uc8Mz6xKQRI/AAAAAAAAA90/pj7wvqi6330/w491-h126-no/Elders%2528all%2529+Thumb.bmp
All Inquisitors + Quincy/Cullenham :

Two by two
Against Mage victory
Armed with the divine right of the Chantry!

We'll tranquil everyone
so that they never feel mirth…

That is the beauty of...
The essense of...
The purpose of...
The mission of...
The Soldiers of the Army of the Church of the Chant of Light!


…of Maker's Age Saints!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 30 juin 2013 - 11:57 .

[Sjpelke]

The story has started! Very well done Jimmy....looking forward to the next 'episode'!

[KENNY4753]

So I finally have another one worth posting. Here we go...

"Dog't Ban Me, Stanley" (A parody of Call Me, Maybe)

I threw up a troll thread,
don't ban me, won't troll again,
I'll read the site rules instead,
and now you changed my ways

I'd trade my soul for a wish,
that you won't ban for this sh*t,
I did not expect this,
but now you changed my ways

the Vol has spoken,
Ban Hammer, he is holdin,
End of Line, thread is showin,
who you think you're banning Stanley

Hey, I just logged in,
and got real crazy,
I made a troll thread,
Don't ban me, Stanley,

And all the Bio-Mods,
want to ban me,
because my troll thread,
Don't ban me, Stanley

Hey, I just signed up,
and got real crazy,
I made a troll thread,
Don't ban me, Stanley,

And all the Bio-Mods,
want to ban me,
I made a troll thread,
Don't ban me, Stanley

You took your time your choice,
for now I still have voice,
give me a change to make nice,
cause now you changed my ways

I beg, and PM, and blog,
my apology is real strong,
I know I did wrong,
but now you changed my ways

The Vol has spoken,
Ban Hammer, he is holdin,
End of Line, thread is showin,
who you think you're banning Stanley

Hey, I just logged in,
and got real crazy,
I made a troll thread,
Don't ban me, Stanley

And all the Bio-Mods,
want to ban me,
I made a troll thread,
Don't ban me Stanley

Before you came and locked my thread,
I trolled so bad,
I trolled so bad,
I trolled so so bad

Before you came and locked my thread,
I trolled so bad,
I trolled so bad,
I trolled so so bad

And all those Bio-Mods,
want to ban me,
I made a troll thread,
Don't ban me Stanley

Hey, I just logged in,
and got real crazy,
I made a troll thread,
Don't ban me, Stanley

And all those Bio-Mods,
want to ban me,
I made a troll thread,
Don't ban me, Stanley

Before you came and locked my thread,
I trolled so bad,
Itrolled so bad,
I trolled so so bad

Berore you came and locked my thread,
I trolled so bad,
I trolled so bad,
I trolled so so bad

Don't ban me, Stanley

[Fast Jimmy]

 

Awkward Introduction (scene)

https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : After the festivities are over…

Cullenham : Wow! I'm so excited we are getting to go out and spread the Maker's Word! Its great to meet you…?

Quincy : (in a daze) Quincy. Quincy the Inquisitor.

Cullenham : We're going to be best friends! I can't wait to get to Orlais! 


Quincy : Orlais…? I just don't understand…

Cullenham : (oblivious) We can get fancy masks… and go shoe shopping together…

Quincy : …am I being punished?

Cullenham : OH! And don't you just love those accents? They make you feel like everyone is so proper and… and… what's the word I'm looking for?

Quincy : Terrible… this is just terrible news… 

Cullenham : Are you okay? 

Quincy : No! I am not okay! This is not right at all!

Cullenham : Is this my fault? Did you not want to be my friend? 

Quincy : We're Inquisiton companions, we're not friends! And what's wrong is that I'm the most qualified Inquisitor ever and yet they are sending me to Val Royeaux - the home of the Chantry! Seat of the Divine! What blood mage apostate would even THINK of showing their face there? 

Cullenham : …a super sneaky one?

Quincy : What? (Glowering) That is the stupidest… How did they even let you IN the Inquisition, anyway?

Cullenham : …I stood up and rebelled against my Knight Commander in Kirkwall. After that, nobody in the Chantry wanted to take me.

Quincy : …I'm sorry… Cullen, did you say it was?

Cullenham : Cullenham. Not Cullen. Definitely not Cullen.

Quincy : Listen, Cullenham. Sorry about going off on you like that. Its just that I am REALLY awesome. I'm meant for great things, to bring apostates and evil mages to the justice of the Chantry. Being sent to Orlais is a step back, but I know I'm going to make the world a better place for all the faithful!

Cullenham : So… you'll be my best friend?

Quincy : Sure, buddy. We'll be friends. Doing the Maker's work together! 

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 02 juillet 2013 - 12:11 .

[Fast Jimmy]

 

But I'm the PC!

Quincy : I've always had the hope that one day I'd save the Chantry
And Heavenly Maker will shake my hand and say "you've done an awesome job Quincy!"

Now it's our time to go out…


Cullenham : My best friend…


Quincy : …and find the Mages who are free.And we can do it together, you and me… but I'm the PC!



Quincy : You and me - but I'm the PC - are gonna change the Church forever.
Cause I can catch almost any mage!


Cullenham : And I can stand next to you and watch!


Quincy : Every Warden needs a griffon…every Rivani needs a mate!


Cullenham : Aye, aye!


Quincy : Every Ferelden needs a mabari..


Cullenham : …that stinks up all the place!



Both : And now we're seeing eye to eye!The Circle shall soon see
That Heavenly Maker has chosen you and me…


Quincy : But I'm the PC!


Quincy : Something incredible…
I'll do something incredible!
I want to be the Inquisitor that changed all of man kind


Cullenham : My best friend…


Quincy : Its something I've foreseen… that we'll make the world clean!
And I'll do something incredible that will show those Apostates the Light!


Both : And as long as we stick together!


Cullenham : And I stay out of your way…


Quincy : Out of my way!
We'll save the World…


Both : forever!


Cullenham : And make tomorrow the Maker's Age!


Quincy : But I'm the PC!


Cullenham : So start singing the Chant…


Both : ...and do it!How already in step are we?
And life is about to change for you
And life is about to change for me
And life is about to change for you and me…


Quincy : But I'm the PC...!



Quincy : And there's no limit to……what we can do.
Me… and… you.


But I'm the… PC-eeeeeeeeee!!!

Cullenham : So, are we ready to head to Val Royeaux?

Quincy : I still don't know what good we'll do there at the seat of the Chantry… but I don't see how we have any other choice.

Cullenham : Alright! Let's get started!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 03 juillet 2013 - 03:26 .

[Sjpelke]

And off they go!

[Fast Jimmy]

Mess with the Qunari, Get the Horns... (Scene)

 




https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : Upon arriving in Val Royeaux, our two heroes are met by the sights and sounds of mass confusion.

Quincy : (to a passing Orlesian) What is going on here? Why is everyone running around?

Orlesian : Wat? Don you know? Dere's been an exploshin!

Cullenham : I don't even understand what he is saying.

Quincy : DO YOU SPEAK COMMON? WHERE - ARE - YOU - RUNNING?

Orlesian : Wat? I amz speaking ze Common Tongue, you imbeecell!

Cullenham : I got nothing.

Orlesian : De Peace Summit! Between Magez an Templarz! There wuz a terreeble blast!

Quincy : Wait… something blew up? At the Mage/Templar Summit?

Orlesian : But dat is not e'ven de half of eet! Ze vile Qunaree showed up az well!

Cullenham : The Qunari? Outside of Par Vollen? This isn't good… their forces gave us serious trouble in Kirkwall.

Orlesian : Where iz dees "CorkWall?" I 'ave never heard of such a place.

Cullenham : Trust me, nothing worth bringing into Orlais or this conflict really ever happened there. Its best to just ignore.

Quincy : (irritated) Sorry to interupt here, guys, but are you saying there is a Mage attack on the Chantry and the heathen Qunari have invaded?!

Orlesian : Oui! Dis is exzactly what has happened! The Chantry iz calling for all members of Ze Inquisition to report as soon as pozzible!

Quincy : As soon as possible…

Orlesian : I bid you good day! Au revoir!

Cullenham : Do you see what I mean about those accents? So fancy! I could barely even tell what he was saying…

Quincy : Cullenham, don't you see? This is the chance! I… we… can be the first to arrive and defeat the Abominations and heretics! We can be the great Inquisitors ever!

Cullenham : Are… are you sure? Those Qunari are awfully big. And Abominations are very… scary… to deal with. This one time, in Ferelden, I…

Quincy : Oh, come on! We've got to do this!You… wouldn't leave your friend behind, would you?

Cullenham : N-no! No! Best friends! I'll go with you!

Quincy : Alright! Well, let's head into the city!

Cullenham : I've got a bad feeling about this…


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https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : The two Inquisitors arrive in the Val Royeaux main square, a large contingent of Qunari are gathered in the center.

Orlesian Citizen : But please, sir, I do not want to join the Qun! I am a devout member of the Chant of Light, as was my family for generations before. I have served the Maker all of my life, doing His will with my life, staying away from demons and Mages… could you please have mercy? I only ask for my life and the ability to escape.

Qunari : …no.

https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : A Qunari soldiers draws his sword behind the Orlesian and…

Orlesian Citizen : Gurg…! Uhhhhh….

Qunari : (To all of the people standing around) The Qun demands EVERYONE submit! Those not deemed worthy will face the harshest penalty.

Quincy : Those filthy beasts…! We must act!

Cullenham : Ummm… wait…!

Quincy : (hopping out for all the Qunari to see) Qunari, you are unwelcome in these lands and any other where the Maker's faithful call home! Your words and actions are nothing but an abomination!

Unseen Voice : Abomination you say…?

https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : From out of the shadows, a truly hideous sight emerges… a Qunari Abominiation!

Salasari : Victory is in the Qun, bas. You insignificant Vashedan are the abominations.

https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : The crowd is taken aback by the monstrous being in front of them.

Cullenham : Maker's ******!

Quincy : What manner of vile demon are you?


Salasari : I am no demon. I am the embodiment of the Qun. I have achieved ultimate purity. I am warrior. I am intellect. I am philosophical perfection. You may refer to me as Salasari, bas - the Triumvirate in body.

Cullenham : You're a looney.


Salasari : I have fused a powerful body with an eternal soul. I am beyond your comprehension.

Quincy : Your arrogance knows no bounds, pride demon!


Salasari : Antaam! There are no worthy of the Qun here. Kill them all.

https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : In the chaos, a hand grabs Quincy and Cullenham and pulls them out of the fray!

https://lh5.googleus...-no/Mirahan.bmp
Mirahan : You fools are going to get yourself killed.

Cullenham : Who are… whoa… it's a girl.

https://lh3.googleus...rahan Thumb.bmp Mirahan : You have to get out of here! I'm bringing you back to our camp.

https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : Before any further protest can happen, Quincy and Cullenham feel strangely and strongly compelled to do exactly that… What does the future hold for our young Inquisitors…?

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 04 juillet 2013 - 03:45 .

[KENNY4753]

due to the departure of Chris Priestly that I saw today this is for you.

Note- Im sorry if this offends anybodys religious views since it parodies a prayer

The Priestly Prayer (Parody of The Lords Prayer)

Our Chris, who art on BSN, Priestly be thy name,
Thy forum come, site rules be done, in my thread as well as in others,
Give us this day our daily ban, and forgive us our spam, as we have forgivven our trollers,
Lead us not into bait threads, but deliever us from flame wars,
For thine is the forum, the mod powers, and the ban hammer forever. BSNmen.

[Dominus]

Alright.

I may, possibly be considering making one or two more spoofs, since the thread has been brought back. As it seems appropriate, the first one I'll be doing is a tribute to Chris. The other is going to be an animated spoof with some crazy ideas I've yet to do. It's gonna be pretty awesome.

[Sjpelke]

The plot starts to take shape! Looking forward to the next episode of Inquisition Daily!

[Fast Jimmy]

Strange Religion (Scene)

 https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator :

{RECAP}

Our heroes Quincy the Inquisitor and Cullenham have been assigned to Orlais, where an explosion has caused chaos, with Apostates roaming free. To make things worse, a Qunari invasion force has been spotted with a Qunari Abomination in control! Saved from their impending execution by the Qunari by a young, mysterious elven girl, the two are following her with a nearly supernatural obedience…

https://lh3.googleus...rahan Thumb.bmp Mirahan : That's far enough. (Waves her hand)

Cullenham : Wow, what just happened? My head feels… fuzzy…

Quincy : Did… this girl is a Blood Mage! She has mind controlled us!

https://lh3.googleus...rahan Thumb.bmp Mirahan : For your own safety. You all were going to get killed rushing headlong into a Qunari Antaam force with that bizarre Qunari abomination in the lead. We're almost to my people's camp.

Cullenham : Camp? Are you Dalish?

https://lh3.googleus...rahan Thumb.bmp Mirahan : No. We are a group of Mages who live free from the Circle, regardless of race. Praise Gaideri I found you when we did - the explosion completely put a stop to any negotiations that were going on. We need someone from the Chantry to get them back on track.

Quincy : …Gaideri…?

Cullenham : (pulls Quincy to the side) I remember hearing about this group back in my Templar days. These are Mages who worship the Maker, but in a very odd deviation from the Chant. It mostly fits in line, including belief in Andraste's divinity, but there are some odd differences. Like calling the Maker this Gaideri name...

Quincy : (still whispering to Cullenham) If these are Blood Mages, then they are not to be trusted, belief in the Maker or no. Still, it is good to know they are not total heathens.

https://lh3.googleus...rahan Thumb.bmp Mirahan : I should take you to see my father, Minthas. He is in charge of our group and oen of the spokesman for the Mages.

Quincy : Very well! Let us travel forth! Verily!

https://lh3.googleus...rahan Thumb.bmp Mirahan : (to Cullenham) Is he always like this?

Cullenham : Just when he's questing. Otherwise, he doesn't do much of anything and the story doesn't advance at all.

https://lh3.googleus...rahan Thumb.bmp Mirahan : Hmmmmm…


https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : Quincy and Cullenham enter the Apostate camp, seeing a large group of Mages. One of the older ones approaches the group.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-IpLbN2y2s_U/Uc-U9oejXoI/AAAAAAAABA4/43BGS-x5rzQ/w92-h150-no/Minthas.bmp

Minthas : Mirahan! Who are these strangers you have brought here?

https://lh3.googleus...rahan Thumb.bmp Mirahan : They are members of the Chantry's Inquisition. I found them annoucning it as such as loud as possible to the Qunari invasion force.

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : Ah. Well, serrahs, welcome. Members of the Inquisition among us! Va te faire, Gaideri!

Quincy : It is a pleasure to be here. Though your daughter did interfere in official Inquisition business using forbidden blood magic, we still greet you heathens and Apostates as friendly.

https://lh5.googleus...jimmy thumb.bmp Narrator : The Mages look less than enthused with this greeting.

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : Well, that is great to hear. I understand you have seen the Qunari?

Cullenham : Yes! They were terrifying, especially that abomination, Salasari! How did the Qunari have an abomination, anyway? I thought they enslaved their Mages.

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : We do not know. The group itself arrived with this creature, so it is anyone's guess where it came from. Va te faire, Gaideri!

Quincy : Minthas, what is this saying you keep using?

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 05 juillet 2013 - 02:51 .

[Sjpelke]

@ Jimmy love the twist (and cliffhanger hah) in the episode. *goes to the store for popcorn*

@Dom, =)

[Fast Jimmy]

Va te Faire, Gaideri - Song

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : In this part of Thedas, whenever something bad happens, we just THROW OUR HANDS TO THE SKY and say "Va te faire, Gaideri!"

Cullenham : Va te faire, Gaideri?

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : It's the only way to get through these troubled times! There's war! Demons! …but having a saying makes it all seem… BETTER!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6lIeGo6Za6c/Uc-U_BhoeGI/AAAAAAAABBA/yd1DrA8JmLw/w125-h126-no/Minthas+Thumb.bmp
Minthas : Fellow Mages are imprisoned and beat…
Va te faire, Gaideri...

The Qunari are roaming wild in the street…
Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire, Gaideri!
Va te faire, Gaideri!

Quincy : Well, that's pretty neat!

Cullenham : Does it mean no worries for the rest of your days?

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : Kind of…

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6lIeGo6Za6c/Uc-U_BhoeGI/AAAAAAAABBA/yd1DrA8JmLw/w125-h126-no/Minthas+Thumb.bmp
We've had to hide all of our days…
Va te faire, Gaideri...

From Templars who hate all Mages…
Va te faire, Gaideri!

Many young ones caught be Tranquilized… the Fade gets cut right off!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : WAY OFF!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gCBYAISkMVk/UdeLxL42LuI/AAAAAAAABDU/EJof08qvhHY/w247-h124-no/Apostate+Females+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Females : And so we sing up to the sky… Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire, Gaideri! Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : Now YOU try it! Just stand up tall and list out the problems in YOUR life!

Cullenham : The Templars went and threw me away…

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire, Gaideri!

Quincy : I was sent to a city with no Blood Mage…

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : When the world of Thedas is getting you down, there's nobody else to blame!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : WAY OH!

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : So raise an angry fist up at the sky… and curse His rotten name!

Quincy : Wait… what?

Cullenham : Va te faire, Gaideri! …am I saying that right?



Quincy : (pulls Minthas off to the side) Excuse me sir, but what exactly does that phrase mean?

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : Well, let's see… Gaideri is who you call God. And Va te faire is Orlesian for "fork you."

So I guess in Common, it would be "Fork You… God!"

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire, Gaideri!

Quincy : WHAT?!

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : When Gaider writes you a sad plot...

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : Tell Gaider to sod off!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gCBYAISkMVk/UdeLxL42LuI/AAAAAAAABDU/EJof08qvhHY/w247-h124-no/Apostate+Females+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Females : Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-nxR3Ha1re-g/UdeLz0Qhf-I/AAAAAAAABDk/j-ib7lEurjk/w241-h126-no/Apostate+Males+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Males : Fork you, God!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gCBYAISkMVk/UdeLxL42LuI/AAAAAAAABDU/EJof08qvhHY/w247-h124-no/Apostate+Females+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Females : Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-nxR3Ha1re-g/UdeLz0Qhf-I/AAAAAAAABDk/j-ib7lEurjk/w241-h126-no/Apostate+Males+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Males : Fork you, God!

Quincy : Excuse me sir, but you really shouldn’t be saying that. Things aren't always as bad as they seem!

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : Oh really? Well, take this maleficar Mantuaeu, here. He got caught last week trying to Abominate a baby.

Quincy : WHAT?! WHY?!

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : Some people in his tribe believe that the only way to prevent possession is to Abominate a virgin. The Templars ensure there aren't many virgin Mages left so… some people have turned to Abominating babies.

Quincy : But that's HORRIBLE!

https://lh6.googleus...nthas Thumb.bmp Minthas : I know…

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6lIeGo6Za6c/Uc-U_BhoeGI/AAAAAAAABBA/yd1DrA8JmLw/w125-h126-no/Minthas+Thumb.bmp
Minthas : Here's our trapper, she's a Mage…
Here's our blacksmith, he's a Mage…
Here's our herbalist, she's a Mage…
Here's my daughter, she's a…

…wonderful half-elven!
She's all I have left… in the world.
And if either of you lays a hand on her…

I will set you… AFLAME!

Cullenham : WOAAAAH!!!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : If you think you should imprison a Mage
Try living like us a couple days
Watch all your friends and family die…
Va te faire, Gaideri!

Fork you! Va te faire, Gaideri!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmphttps://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6lIeGo6Za6c/Uc-U_BhoeGI/AAAAAAAABBA/yd1DrA8JmLw/w125-h126-no/Minthas+Thumb.bmphttps://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-x0CS_CxiH7I/Uc8Nls7r4CI/AAAAAAAAA_M/sBhYQnyomRs/w125-h126-no/Mirahan+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group + Minthas + Mirahan : Fork you, Gaider in the spoon, spork and knife-a! Fork you, Gaider in the spoon, spork and knife-a! Fork you, Gaider in the spoon, spork and knife-a! Spork you in the eye!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmphttps://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-6lIeGo6Za6c/Uc-U_BhoeGI/AAAAAAAABBA/yd1DrA8JmLw/w125-h126-no/Minthas+Thumb.bmphttps://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-x0CS_CxiH7I/Uc8Nls7r4CI/AAAAAAAAA_M/sBhYQnyomRs/w125-h126-no/Mirahan+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group + Minthas + Mirahan : Fork you, Gaider in the spoon, spork and knife-a! Fork you, Gaider in the spoon, spork and knife-a! Fork you, Gaider in the spoon, spork and knife-a! Spork you in the OTHER eye!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-nxR3Ha1re-g/UdeLz0Qhf-I/AAAAAAAABDk/j-ib7lEurjk/w241-h126-no/Apostate+Males+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Males : Fork you, fork you God!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gCBYAISkMVk/UdeLxL42LuI/AAAAAAAABDU/EJof08qvhHY/w247-h124-no/Apostate+Females+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Females : Va te faire Gaideri!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-nxR3Ha1re-g/UdeLz0Qhf-I/AAAAAAAABDk/j-ib7lEurjk/w241-h126-no/Apostate+Males+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Males : Fork you, fork you God!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gCBYAISkMVk/UdeLxL42LuI/AAAAAAAABDU/EJof08qvhHY/w247-h124-no/Apostate+Females+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Females : Va te faire Gaideri!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-nxR3Ha1re-g/UdeLz0Qhf-I/AAAAAAAABDk/j-ib7lEurjk/w241-h126-no/Apostate+Males+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Males : Fork you, fork you God!

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-neH7RPdGlyU/UdeLyjBrEpI/AAAAAAAABDc/B5ZmYtlPNos/w488-h125-no/Apostate+Group+Thumb.bmp
Apostate Group : Va te faire… FORK YOU GAIDER! AND A SPOON!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 08 juillet 2013 - 01:47 .

[Sjpelke]

Especially the spoon at the end

[Sjpelke]

Very well done Dom!

[Sjpelke]

WOOT!

[luna1124]

Wonderful!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!

[Dominus]

Holy month-long bump, batman. Glad you liked the song. It's a song I'd had in my head for this topic for months, but got distracted by the Game of Thrones series and such. 74 Photoshopped Images Later, I felt it was a great way to seemingly end the reign of parody comic things...for now.

It probably took twice the length of making Ballad of Belle, but the payoff was twice as great. It's a bit more chaotic, clearly, but that's the charm of Weird Al.

Hopefully this parody isn't an accurate representation of what the inside of my head looks like.

Modifié par DominusVita, 14 septembre 2013 - 01:22 .

[Fast Jimmy]

DominusVita wrote...

Holy month-long bump, batman. Glad you liked the song. It's a song I'd had in my head for this topic for months, but got distracted by the Game of Thrones series and such. 74 Photoshopped Images Later, I felt it was a great way to seemingly end the reign of parody comic things...for now.

It probably took twice the length of making Ballad of Belle, but the payoff was twice as great. It's a bit more chaotic, clearly, but that's the charm of Weird Al.

Hopefully this parody isn't an accurate representation of what the inside of my head looks like.

Ha! The Weird Al song has always been a great favorite of mine, but your amazing picture skills brought it to life in a crazy-awesome way there, Dom (sorry for the month-late response)!

I really need to get back to working on my Book of Mormon/Inquisiiton project here. I've got a few songs which are INSANELY long that I'm really struggling with and wound up shelving it for a while, but I need to dust off my stuff.

[KENNY4753]

So a series I have wanted to start are parodies of "Bud Light Presents...Real Men of Genius" so here we go....

BSN Presents...Real Devs of Genius (real devs of genius),

Today we salute you Mr. Bot Mod Controller Guy (Mr Bot Mod controller guy),
Without your undying commitment we might carry on a conversation or 2, without fear of rolling lockdowns (the discussion goes on),
Like a real buzzkill you lock all the good threads delievering a much hated inconvience to the fans (not again),
Should I make a new thread? Or 2? In case the first gets locked (backup plan),
While good mods rest, you can't. Because somewhere there's a topic that's not locked
So fire up the old ban hammer, master of the lockdowns, because if you don't lock our threads productive conversations will resume.
(Mr. Bot Mod Controller Guy)

the next one (if I'm not banned for this) will hopefully be about the changes coming to the BSN