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[Fast Jimmy]

Ah, nice. I feel like I'm the only guy singing on the karaoke bar machine.

[wsandista]

I'm too lazy to parody the lyrics, but dissatisfaction with Bioware could be put to these lyrics.

Brings me back to highschool days.

[Fast Jimmy]

In line with wsandista and AngryFrozenWater's posts, I have added a YouTube link to the actual songs I am parodying here, in case someone would like to listen while reading, or perhaps hasn't heard the original song in the first place. I've tried making the links unique links as well, so these won't just be "vanilla" videos, for further entertainment (since that's the whole point of this thread so far).

Also, I've changed the name of the thread to hopefully reflect more of what I'm getting into, it seems. I'm going to try and make this a daily thing, more for my own amusement than anything else.

Otherwise, enjoy!

[Fast Jimmy]

 

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 01 juillet 2012 - 10:20 .

[Fast Jimmy]

slimgrin wrote...

I want one to the tune of puff the magic dragon.

As you wish!

To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon .


Flemeth, the magic dragon, lived in the Wilds
And frolicked as an abomination, planning to possess her child

Morrigan was Flemeth's next daughter to be culled
And learned everything about power, but didn't pick up on the signals

Flemeth, the magic dragon, lived in the Wilds
and frolicked as an abomination, planning to possess her child

Together they hung out in the swamp, Flemeth telling tales
about how she was a demonspawn and how to Black Widow all the males...
Templars and Chasind would be slaughted when they came
And Morrigan would learn how to Shapeshift and create magic flames...

Flemeth, the magic dragon, lived in the Wilds
and frolicked as an abomination, planning to possess her child

Flemeth lives forever, but not without a new body to employ
And Morrigan had traveled with the Warden and learned of her mother's ploy
One night, without Morrigan, the Warden came to Flemeth's door
And Flemeth, that mighty dragon, she ceased her fearless roar

Her head was bent in sorrow, tied up pony-tails must be a pain
Flemeth no longer had a body to regain
So Flemeth found a shmuck named Hawke who looked quite dumb and brave
And was able to come back to life outside a Sundermount cave...

Flemeth, the magic dragon, lived in the Wilds
and frolicked as an abomination, planning to possess her child

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 01 juillet 2012 - 10:26 .

[AngryFrozenWater]

Ghehe. Once again, great stuff, Fast Jimmy.

[AngryFrozenWater]

Hehe. DominusVita's song is cool too.

[Fast Jimmy]

DominusVita wrote...

Alright, time to bust out an old one.

Your move.

Well done. Its not often that one can do a proper tribute to the Knight of Bootie, Sir MixALot.

However... I'm getting old these days. I can't do more than one a night. I leave that to the younger generation. 

I'll be back with another tomorrow, rest assured.

[Fast Jimmy]

AngryFrozenWater wrote...

Ghehe. Once again, great stuff, Fast Jimmy.

Thank you! I hope you didn't mind I referenced you in my Gin and Juice parody, BTW. I kind of forgot to get everyone's permission to use names before I posted that.

[slimgrin]

Nice, Jimmy. Thanks.  

To this day I love Sir Mix-A-lot and that song. White boys be shouting

BTW this thread rocks. May it be safe from the Ninja Hammer.

Modifié par slimgrin, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:04 .

[deuce985]

Lol, classic. Who rated this thread so low?

And I'll fix that for you 5 stars sir.

Modifié par deuce985, 01 juillet 2012 - 11:30 .

[Annihilator27]

DominusVita wrote...

Alright, time to bust out an old one.
*Snip*

Your move.

Lmfao, I remember that.Were you the one that came up with it ages ago?

[Fast Jimmy]

deuce985 wrote...

Lol, classic. Who rated this thread so low?

And I'll fix that for you 5 stars sir.

Ha! That was actually me, by accident. It's what I get for trying to navigate the forum from my phone!

[Fast Jimmy]

 Got a date tonight, so I'm going to go ahead and knock this out early...

Siansonea II wrote...

There needs to be a song about how BioWare implemented the results of the character's decisions in ME3, or rather, didn't.

 

DONE!

To the music of REM's Everybody Hurts

The video is for any members of the Colbert Nation out there...





When your game is done
And your Shepherd... your Shepherd is all alone
When you're sure you've had enough
of choice railroading... well, hang on

Don't let your ME2 import save games go...
'cause every choice matters, right?
Every plot choice matters... sometimes...

Sometimes every choice is wrong...
RGB, its time to play along

When your game is Renegade alone...
but now Udina is a Reaper drone?
If you think your choices through too much
in this game... well hang on

Every plot choice matters...
Despite bad clones of your dead friends...
Every plot choice matters...

Don't sell your game, oh no...
Well... maybe sell your game
If you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you are not alone...



If you killed the Queen of the Rachni
the entire Attican Traverse mission just feels wrong
When you think you've made a choice right... the choice is gone...

Well, every plot choice matters, sometimes
every choice matters, right?
Every plot choice matters, sometimes
now every plot choice hurts... all the time...


So hold on... head canon...
hold on... head canon...
hold on... head canon...
hold on... every plot choice matters...

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 02 juillet 2012 - 12:33 .

[Siansonea]

Merci beaucoup!

P.S.: LOVE The Phantom Of The Catalyst.

[Fast Jimmy]

Please remember that we here at the Fast Jimmy's House of Karoke do take requests, so if you have any songs or topics you'd like covered about Bioware or the ole' BSN, please feel free to post to your heart's desire.

Going to be on later today with one I got done with a little while ago, it's really cracking me up, so I hope it at least gets a snicker from the forums at large. I shall see you then, or I shall see you at another time, BSN!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 03 juillet 2012 - 12:58 .

[Fast Jimmy]

To the tune of The Kinks Lola

I have a soft spot for these amateur made YouTube videos.
They crack me up in their simplicity.
 

 


I met him in a cage down in Lothering
Where he was waiting to die at the hands of dark spawn-a
D-A-R-K Spawn-a...

I walked up to him and asked if he could join my gang
I asked him his name and with a deep tone voice he said Sten...a 
S-T-E-N, Sten...a

Well, I'm not the world's most physical Warden
But he's nearly seven feet tall and could bench press a million
oh my Sten...a Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a

 Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How the Qunari have horns, but he's a tan human,
oh my Sten-a. Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a 

Well, he ate cookies and painted all night
By the Warden camp fire light
He stopped me there and with a bit of a plea
He said "Warden, could you find my sword for me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most sappy fella
But when I handed him Asala, well I could tell I'd become bros
with my Sten-a. Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a

My Sten-a. Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a 

I went to Haven
He asked "What are we here for?"
He tried a fight with his sword
I knocked him down to his knees
Then I looked at him and he at me
 
Well, I'm the leader and that's the way to stay
And now Sten knows not to get in my way
Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a

Qunari should be gray and have long horns?
Its a mixed up, muddled up, shook up lore looking at Sten-a.
Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a

Well, I'd become a Gray Warden a few weeks before
And I'd never dueled in a Landsmeet before
But Sten smiled, dropped the cake from his hand
and said "Don't worry, I've got this, kadan" 

Well, I'm not the world's biggest "Qun" type of guy
But if the Qunari invade, I'll fight with a tear in my eye
For my Sten-a...
Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a 

Sten-a
Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a
Ste-Ste-Ste-Ste-Sten...a...

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 03 juillet 2012 - 08:19 .

[Arcadian Legend]

This thread is still going. Impressive!

[Fast Jimmy]

AH! You caught me sleeping, Dominus! I've been out working in the yard all day.

I must give the ole' tip o' the hat, a mash-up AND a Ghostbusters parody? Truly humbling! Interestingly enough, my anthem in RL is St. Jimmy, and when I sing it in the car at high volumes I replace the words to say Fast Jimmy as well!

...you... aren't... spying... on me... are you?

[Fast Jimmy]

 To the music of Billy Joel's Piano Man

No funny video this time, the original is still good enough. 


 


Nine o'clock. Saturday.
Regular crowd shuffles in.
Krogan is sitting next to me.
Making love to his ryncol and gin.

Says "Mordin, can you make me a remedy?
I'm not really sure how it goes...
The genophage is sad and its bleak and its a total cheat
To get female Krogan to take off their clothes."

La, la, la, de, de, da
La, la, de, de, da, da, da

Find us a cure, Scientist Salarian
Find us a cure, tonight
Well, our races is in line for a tragedy
Unless we get to breeding, alright?

Grunt in the tank. Friend of mine.
Not quite sure how he breathes...
Quick with a joke. Or to make Reapers croak.
However, someplace he'd rather be.
He says "Solus, I believe this is killing me!"
Smile ran away for his face.
"I'm sure I could outbreed the genophage
If I'd ever quit traveling in space!"

Oh, la, la, la, de, de, da
La, la, de, de, da, da, da

Wrex is Urdnot clan chief
Never had time for a wife
He's arguing with Wreav, who's a pain, best believe
Probably will be for life.

Females are practicing politics
While the other clans battle for thrones.
Yes, they're speeding their own self-destruction
Better than not being able to bone.

Find us a cure, Scientist Salarian
Find us a cure, tonight
Well, our races is in line for a tragedy
Unless we get to breeding, alright?

Devised cure for the genophage.
And Commander Shepherd gives me a smile.
Knows that its me that made this all be.
Fight against the Reapers has a shot now.

Would have liked collecting shell fossils.
And sing more Scientist Salarian songs.
Do you not see? It had to be me.
Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

Oh, la, la, la, de, de, da
La, la, de, de, da, da, da

You found us a cure, Scientist Salarian!
We get to celebrate our species, tonight
Well, you died saving us from a tragedy
Surely we won't be turned to organic machines, amiright?

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 04 juillet 2012 - 10:41 .

[only1sgop]

I can't wait for some one to do the song Somebody that you used to know ME style

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

If I could make a request of either of our lyrical masterminds, I'd love to see something in the style of the 1980s hit Push It.

Modifié par CrustyBot, 05 juillet 2012 - 09:00 .

[Chromie]

CrustyBot wrote...

If I could make a request of either of our lyrical masterminds, I'd love to see something in the style of the 1980s hit Push It.

Well I have a request. 

Devo - Whip It another 80's hit!

[Fast Jimmy]

only1sgop wrote...

I can't wait for some one to do the song Somebody that you used to know ME style

As you wish!

Somebody That I Used to Know

https://encrypted-tb...hzjj7FxUMwKMbw 

Now and then I think of when we fought the Collector's
Like when you said you would love me till you died
Told myself that you were the right playthrough for me
and we'd be together in ME3
But that was an ME2 romance and its an ache I still remember

You can addicted to a certain kind of romance
Thane and Jacob-mancers, you know what I mean
So when we found that we would not have them as companions
Well, Bioware said we'd still be more than friends
But I'll admit I was a suspicious member

But you didn't have to cut them out!
Make out like it never happened and that Shep was nothing
And I don't even need a companion
But they treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

No you didn't have to stoop so low
Jacob went on and got married and Miranda practically changed her number
I guess I should have expected it, though
Mass Effect is just a series that I used to know

Mass Effect is just a series that I used to know
Mass Effect is just a series that I used to know

ME2 Romance Character: 
Now and I then I think of all the times Shepherd has won me over
But there was always a mission that had to be done
But I don't wanna live that way
Waiting for a new mission every day
You said that stopping the Collector's would matter, though
that would never stop the Reapers, surely you had to know?

But you didn't have to cut them out!
Make out like it never happened and that Shep was nothing
And I don't even need a companion
But they treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

No you didn't have to stoop so low
Jacob went on and got married and Miranda practically changed her number
I guess I should have expected it, though
Mass Effect is just a series that I used to know...

Mass Effect is just a series that I used to know
Mass Effect is just a series that I used to know

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 05 juillet 2012 - 11:47 .