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[Fast Jimmy]

 

Crusty Bot wrote...

...Through the Fire and the Flames?

Don't usually do two parodies in one day, but I promised this one to Crusty a few days back and finally got it all completed! 
So... shala-kazoom, shala-kaZAAAM!

To the tune of Dragon Force's Through the Fire and the Flames


 



On a cold Alamarri morning
In the time after the Blight
There rose the prophet Andraste
who created the Chant of Light

After the dark spawn had been pushed back 
and the times were tough alright
The words of the Maker's Chant
fall around the world tonight

Fighting hard, fighting against the Magisers
 through the Imperium ever more
Andraste's forces conquered all
breaking Tevinter at their core

On the blackest night in Minarthous' domain
Maferath to Archon Hessearian did go
In fire and pain now
did Andraste glow...

But was she holy, or was she
was she a mage of the odd's sort
blood mage somniari from the wilderness
With a quest of vengeance to carry on
Able to control the sun's droughts 
able to control the moon's floods
Her enchanting singing
could be a blood magic control song?

So we'll guess away
at what happened in those days
The Urn of AShes, is it proof
she was almost a god?

After her pain in her lifetime 
now in the past by a million days
Through the fire and the flames
Does she carry on?

As today's day is dawning
and war with Mages is quite nigh
The Chantry will raise their hands to the Heavens above
will they be punished for their lies?

Running back through the Fade's dim ligh
There's a city just out of my clutch
We're banished from it, its a fallen land
The Black City cannot be touched

Is it all a dream, do we dare believe, the Chantry dogmga line?
Or endlessly will we fight The Divine?

And the worship of dragons 
so far beyond the Chantry
Are they the only gods we have proof of
now that the Maker's gone?

The Golden City you'll never find
Its taint will make you lose your mind
Age after Age
the mystery will go on...

So we'll guess away
at what happened in those days
The Urn of AShes, is it proof
she was almost a god?

After her pain in her lifetime 
now in the past by a million days
Through the fire and the flames
Does she carry on?

Whoa-oa-oa...WHOA-oa-oa...Whoa-oaaa-oaaa-oaaaa...


Whoa-oa-oa...WHOA-oa-oa...Whoa-oaaa-oaaa-oaaaa...

[Begin the insanely hard guitar part, where I usually fail and have a conniption fit and lose Guitar Hero. The end.]

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 05 juillet 2012 - 12:20 .

[only1sgop]

holy jumpin strawberries batman. *gasps* Excellent! Thanks fast Jimmy you are awesome!!!!!

[Fast Jimmy]

only1sgop wrote...

holy jumpin strawberries batman. *gasps* Excellent! Thanks fast Jimmy you are awesome!!!!!

I live to serve, good sir. I live to serve. 

[Fredward]

This thread is made of win. I would make a request but -puts on hipster glasses- you've probably never heard of my type of music.

[Fast Jimmy]

Foopydoopydoo wrote...

This thread is made of win. I would make a request but -puts on hipster glasses- you've probably never heard of my type of music.

 

Try me. 

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 06 juillet 2012 - 12:41 .

[Fast Jimmy]

Good job! I love rocking some Who.


...[scratches The Who's 'Who Are You (Bioware)' as a possible song parody off his list...]

It makes me wonder, though. Where IS the industry going? Will we see something as edgy and experimental as Fallout again (even from the new Fallouts by Bethesda)? Will Kickstarter kickstart the industry into realizing that old school games, with deep gameplay and options, aren't extinct? It's crazy to me that games that are heralded as the most successful and amazing of their time are, in the same breath, dismissed as too complex to work anymore.

[Fredward]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

Foopydoopydoo wrote...

This thread is made of win. I would make a request but -puts on hipster glasses- you've probably never heard of my type of music.

 

Try me. 

]

Okay then... GOLDEN DREAMS BY SHAHRDAD ROHANI!!!!

...

Nah I'm just kidding I have no idea who that is. xp

Try either Never Let Me Go by Florence and the Machine or Under the Water by The Pretty Reckless (don't judge me XD) and good luck to you sir since I have NO idea what makes a song parody-able.

[Fast Jimmy]

I have heard Florence and the Machine (although not that particular song) but not The Pretty Reckless. So it seems like you have earned your hipster glasses!


And every song is parody-able. One just needs the right subject. Give me the weekend (I'm going to be traveling, so not sure how much I will be able to get done) and let's see what I can get for ya!

[Fredward]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

I have heard Florence and the Machine (although not that particular song) but not The Pretty Reckless. So it seems like you have earned your hipster glasses!


And every song is parody-able. One just needs the right subject. Give me the weekend (I'm going to be traveling, so not sure how much I will be able to get done) and let's see what I can get for ya!

Thanks and enjoy your trip! Unless its work in which case, just bear it.

[Fast Jimmy]

Skelter192 wrote...
Well I have a request. 

Devo - Whip It another 80's hit!

Happy Friday! Here is your present...

To the tune to Devo's Whip It

Man... the 80's were a weird, weird time.



 

Grab that grip!
Give that giant sword a rip
If you put that weapon in your pack
You’ll surely break your Hawke’s back!

With a giant weapon drawn (you must grip it!)
Its easily nine feet long (you must grip it!
Its as wide as a barn (you must grip it!)

Now grip it
and its giant shape
Swing it up
That huge blade
How can you run forward?

Or move ahead?
Enemies can’t deflect it
Not if you have your blade
To grip it
And grip it good!

With a giant weapon drawn (you must grip it!)
Its easily nine feet long (you must grip it!)
Its as wide as a barn (you must grip it!)

I say grip it
Grip it good!

Grab that grip!
Give that giant sword a rip
If you put that weapon in your pack
You’ll surely break your Hawke’s back!

With a giant weapon drawn (you must grip it!)
Its easily nine feet long (you must grip it!)
Its as wide as a barn (you must grip it!)

Now grip it
and its giant shape
Swing it up
That huge blade
How can you run forward?

Or move ahead?
Enemies can’t deflect it
Not if you have your blade
To grip it
And grip it good!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 06 juillet 2012 - 08:37 .

[Fallstar]

This thread is full of awesome. 

Whoever uploads themselves singing any of these parodies wins a prize. [1]










[1] Terms and conditions apply. Your statutory rights will probably be affected.

[Fast Jimmy]

Heavy risk... but the PRIIIIIIIZE...

[Chromie]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

Skelter192 wrote...
Well I have a request. 

Devo - Whip It another 80's hit!

Happy Friday! Here is your present...

To the tune to Devo's Whip It

Man... the 80's were a weird, weird time.

How do you do it?

 

[Geth_Gestalt25]

Okay Fast jimmy let's see what you got ,

Mamma Mia- Abba

Theme: Anvil of the Void, have fun!

[Fast Jimmy]

^
Thanks for tackling that one, Domnius! I was a little hesitant to rock some Abba.

Going to have some more Jesus Christ Superstar later today, though. So it's going to be musical a-go-go!

[Cimeas]

You, sirs, have talent. Despite our different opinions on Bioware, you have my utmost respect. If only I could write a song from my perspective, but alas, I am not a talented chap. Probably why I prefer Bioware to write my stories for me! ...

[Geth_Gestalt25]

BAHAHAHAHA! Good one! You guys rock!!! XD. Now here's a funny was song that'll put me in stitches, literally! Have fun XP

Sweet Transvestite. From the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I hope that's what the songs called......

[Fast Jimmy]

Sorry I'm a little late with today's song today, guys. Hard to get everything all pulled together while traveling.

This one is another song from Jesus Christ Superstar Dam*ed For All Time/Blood Money.

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Fast Jimmy: Now if I help you in selling more DLC
These sordid kinda deals don't feel right to me
Its taken me some time to do all my playthroughs
I weighed each given choice before I came to you

I have no thought at all about my own import
I really don't care about which flags do report...

Just don't say I'm...
...Banned for all time!

I came because I had to, to try and save the lore
Bioware can't control EA like they did before
And further more I know the fans think so too
The BSN wouldn't mind that I was here with you!

I have no thought at all about my own import
I really don't care about which flags do report...

Just don't say I'm...
...Banned for all time!

Laidlaw, you're a NeverWinter vet and wise!
Gaider, my friend, I know you sympathize
The only way to profit, the only clear action
Is the DLC solution, its what must be done.


I have no thought at all about my own import
I really don't care about which flags do report...

Just don't say I'm...
BAAAAAAAAANNNNNEDDD FOOOOOORRR AAAAAALLLL TIIIIIIIMMMEEEE!

Laidlaw: Cut the protesting, forget the excuses
We want information, get up off the floor.

Gaider: We have the base game done needed to charge them
We have the programmers, you know the lore
Laidlaw: Your help in this matter won't go unrewarded

Gaider: We'll pay you in weapon packs, day of release
We just need to know what DLC to design them...

Laidlaw: ...With no fan outcry...

Gaider: ...so we can fleece.

Fast Jimmy: I... don't... want your Blood Armor!

Gaider: Oh, that doesn't matter, our EA budget is good.

Fast Jimmy: I... don't... NEED your Blood Armor!

Laidlaw: But you might as well download it, we think that you should.

Gaider: Think of the features we could budget from DLC
Multiple races, no more graphic eye sores
We've noted your motives
We've noted your feelings,
this isn't shill marketing it's a...

Laidlaw: ...a fee.

Gaider: a fee, nothing more.






Fast Jimmy: On Release Night, you'll get them where you want them.
Logged into Origins... buying the Sandal Companion... DLC...

BSN: Well done, Jimmy... Good old Jimmy...

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

You are hilarious, Dom. Enjoy the vacation!

[Fast Jimmy]

Foopydoopydoo wrote...

Try either Never Let Me Go by Florence and the Machine or Under the Water by The Pretty Reckless (don't judge me XD) and good luck to you sir since I have NO idea what makes a song parody-able.

Geth_Gestalt25 wrote...

Theme: Anvil of the Void, have fun!

 

We get a Special Two-For-One Sunday Special today! A theme and song request, combined! Foopy and Geth_Gestalt, this one's for you.

To the tune of Florence and the Machine's Never Let Me Go


 

Lyrium running above and underneath
Stone construction over the lava sea
Its golem creations all look the same to me
And now I'm way under

And its not peaceful in the deep
Roads, where its not safe to sleep
No way to pray, no way to speak
Near the Dead Trenches hall...

Ands its breaking is up to me
A thousand Dwarven souls asking to be dead
I only wanted a crown to place on a kings head...
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls 

And the anvil of the void is tempting me
but Caridan is huge and would be crushing down on me
And the souls are d*mned in there for all eternity
But the anvil of the void is evil, indeed

Though the darkspawn horde is hard to take
And a golem army may be my only escape
It seems a very heavy choice to make
Near the Broodmother's call...

Ands its breaking is up to me
A thousand Dwarven souls asking to be dead
I only wanted a crown to place on a kings head...
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls  

And the anvil of the void is tempting me (so evil and totally sweet)
but Caridan is huge and would be crushing down on me (crushing me like meat)
And the souls are d*mned in there for all eternity 
But the anvil of the void is tempting me

And its over, and I'm leaving the down under
I've risen a king up, I'm ready to be leaving
I'm grinning with all my teeth...
So evil and totally sweet...

And the anvil of the void, so sweet and totally evil
And all these iron armies, I get to command them all
And the crushing of fists against the darkspawn released
The anvil of the void has delivered to me...

altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls  
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls  

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 09 juillet 2012 - 02:43 .

[Fredward]

This is... brilliant! I over my firstborn to whoever sings this! XD

[AngryFrozenWater]

Fast Jimmy and DominusVita: Cool stuff once again.

[Dominus]

@AngryFrozenWater Thanks. It makes for a healthy dose of spoof for Off-Topic.

@CrustyBot: Your image was so epic, it was labelled forbidden by ImageShack. Damn.

[Fast Jimmy]

Dom... congrats on tapping that gold mine of parody-ready material... Disney!

I'm not going to be able to read anything Gaider posts anymore without hearing it Jeremy Irons voice... Rawesome!

[Geth_Gestalt25]

DominusVita wrote...

Sweet Transvestite. From the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I hope that's what the songs called......

At long last, a hefty challenge. I accept thine offer for a duel of the song.

What have I made...

Neat Fan's Website



[Dr. Ur-Ip-Terid:]*
How do you do
I see you've met my, faithful, Stanley man.**
He's just a little brought down
'Cause when he locked...
He thought he'd handed out a ban.
Don't get strung out
By the posts I cook
Don't judge a fan by avatar
I'm not much of a fan
By the light of day...
But by night I'm one hell of a troller.
It's just a neat fan's website
From fansexual(what does that even mean? Actually, don't answer that), fansylvania

Let me show you around
You ever played earthbound?
You look like you're both pretty nooby.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could PM and troll Priestly. Groovy?

[CrustyBot:]
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We both spammed a pic of Tim Curry.
We'll just stay where we are
"What's New?" isn't far
We don't want to be any worry

[Dr. Ur-Ip-Terid:]
Well you got caught spamming that?
Well how 'bout that
Well babies don't you panic
By the might of the site
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you moderators straight from baator.
It's just a neat fan's website
From fansexual, fansylvania

Why don't you stay for the night...
[Dom:] Night!
[Dr. Ur-Ip-Terid:] Or maybe a bite
[Jimmy:] Bite!
[Dr. Ur-Ip-Terid:] I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a fan
With nerd's hair and a tan...
And he's good for reporting, he'll mention.
It's just a neat fan's website
From fansexual, fansylvania

Hit it! Hit it!
It's just a neat fan's website
[Chorus:] Neat fan's Website!
[Dr. Ur-Ip-Terid:] From Fansexual
[Chorus:] Fansylvania

[Dr. Ur-Ip-Terid:] So open up a new tab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with artisti....extended cut.
But just banning's pain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...
But not the symptom!

*Eurypterid may very well kill me for this. I await the fires of doom.
**Make that two fires of doom. Oh lordy...

BAHAHAHAHAAHAH OMG I'M IN TEARS! This is fricken GOLD, I LOVE IT HAHAA. Oh Maker I need new lungs and tear ducts.....