LOL I thought I was the only one who preserved the Anvil (I blamed Morrigan for that)Fast Jimmy wrote...
Foopydoopydoo wrote...
Try either Never Let Me Go by Florence and the Machine or Under the Water by The Pretty Reckless (don't judge me XD) and good luck to you sir since I have NO idea what makes a song parody-able.Geth_Gestalt25 wrote...
Theme: Anvil of the Void, have fun!
We get a Special Two-For-One Sunday Special today! A theme and song request, combined! Foopy and Geth_Gestalt, this one's for you.
To the tune of Florence and the Machine's Never Let Me Go![]()
Lyrium running above and underneath
Stone construction over the lava sea
Its golem creations all look the same to me
And now I'm way under
And its not peaceful in the deep
Roads, where its not safe to sleep
No way to pray, no way to speak
Near the Dead Trenches hall...
Ands its breaking is up to me
A thousand Dwarven souls asking to be dead
I only wanted a crown to place on a kings head...
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
And the anvil of the void is tempting me
but Caridan is huge and would be crushing down on me
And the souls are d*mned in there for all eternity
But the anvil of the void is evil, indeed
Though the darkspawn horde is hard to take
And a golem army may be my only escape
It seems a very heavy choice to make
Near the Broodmother's call...
Ands its breaking is up to me
A thousand Dwarven souls asking to be dead
I only wanted a crown to place on a kings head...
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
And the anvil of the void is tempting me (so evil and totally sweet)
but Caridan is huge and would be crushing down on me (crushing me like meat)
And the souls are d*mned in there for all eternity
But the anvil of the void is tempting me
And its over, and I'm leaving the down under
I've risen a king up, I'm ready to be leaving
I'm grinning with all my teeth...
So evil and totally sweet...
And the anvil of the void, so sweet and totally evil
And all these iron armies, I get to command them all
And the crushing of fists against the darkspawn released
The anvil of the void has delivered to me...
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
altar of dead souls, altar of dead souls
The Offical BSN Song Parody Thread
#76
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 02:06
#77
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 02:14
The...*drumrolls* Dark Ritual (OGH)! Have fun while I get new tearducts
#78
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 02:16
Geth_Gestalt25 wrote...
LOL I thought I was the only one who preserved the Anvil (I blamed Morrigan for that)
I went with the Anvil every time. Branka may be bat shirt crazy, but fighting the darkspawn is not easy work. Heck, some of the casteless would be better off rather than live in Dust Town, honestly.
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 09 juillet 2012 - 05:13 .
#79
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 08:01
Way back in the early 90's
A fire got lit inside some level designin' brainies
Levels could be created from their souls
From custom dungeons all the way to evil trolls...
Oh-oh, they can still be playing
They can work on modding on the game right from the start
Oh-oh, PC players are singing
Keep dreaming for a mod kit, even if it breaks your heart
Construction kits used to be part of the package
Mod content was truly great, like in Never Winter Nights
People would create entire worlds
Being a DM on their servers every Friday night
Oh-oh, they can still be playing
They can work on modding on the game right from the start
Oh-oh, PC players are singing
Keep dreaming for a mod kit, even if it breaks your heart
Some games stay with you forever
Drag you around and lead you back to where you were
Games with mods keep on getting better
Gotta keep toolkits if you wanna know for sure
Oh-oh, they can still be playing
They can work on modding on the game right from the start
Oh-oh, PC players are singing
Keep dreaming for a mod kit, even if it breaks your heart
Oh-oh, will they still be playing?
Will they let them mod or will they block it from the start?
Oh-oh, PC players keep singing
Keep dreaming for a mod kit, even if it breaks your heart
Keep dreaming for a mod kit, even if it breaks your heart
Keep dreaming for a mod kit, even if it breaks your heart
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 09 juillet 2012 - 08:06 .
#80
Posté 10 juillet 2012 - 11:53
Well at least the Caateless are of some use now...ok i just sounded a little cold. Oh well moar darkspawn paste!!!Fast Jimmy wrote...
Geth_Gestalt25 wrote...
LOL I thought I was the only one who preserved the Anvil (I blamed Morrigan for that)
I went with the Anvil every time. Branka may be bat shirt crazy, but fighting the darkspawn is not easy work. Heck, some of the casteless would be better off rather than live in Dust Town, honestly.
#81
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 02:38
This is an amazing cover, if you've never heard it before.
Biotics can be graceful as ballet
A volus with them... not such a neat foray
Red sand's a wild drug, at least that's what they say
But for Niftu Cal, it was a power gateway
He's the God of Biotics... so he thinks...
He's a mighty wind, with mortals he plays
You can smell his greatness, Pitne For he will repay
He cries "Fear me!', as if we'd think any other way
And who would have thought he's no warrior?
Volus usually play it safe, they're afraid to fight
He used to hire mercenaries to secure all his cargo flights
Then one experimental session with some red sand one night
And he could think things and they'd happen... well isn't that nice?
He's the God of Biotics... so he thinks...
He's a mighty wind, with mortals he plays
You can smell his greatness, Pitne For he will repay
He cries "Fear me!', as if we'd think any other way
And who would have thought he's no warrior?
Well, Shepherd has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When your back is turned and pushing you down to the floorspace...
Yeah, Shepherd has a funny way of letting you charge out
when you think your powers will do... then your biotics blows up in your face...
A biotic slam into Harbinger's face
A smoking Catalyst Star Child would have been easy enough to make
You can recruit ten thousand ships, but all you need for the fight
Is the Biotic God Niftu Cal... he could have saved all galactic life
He's the God of Biotics... so he thinks...
Yeah, the God of Biotics... yeah, I really do think!
He's a mighty wind, with mortals he plays
You can smell his greatness, all the Reapers now will pay
He cries "Fear me!', as if we'd think any other way
And just as we thought... he's a super warrior!
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 11 juillet 2012 - 11:48 .
#82
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 10:53
#83
Posté 11 juillet 2012 - 11:37
Geth_Gestalt25 wrote...
Speaking of Morrigan here's another theme too keep you guys busy
The...*drumrolls* Dark Ritual (OGH)! Have fun while I get new tearducts
Alright, today's request I thought I'd get out of the way early today, so here it is! A parody about our Warden getting hit by a Dark Ritual!
To the tune of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal
Yeah, I linked to a Glee music video... what of it?!
As he returned to the Redcliffe estate
And healed the Arl with the Ashes of Andraste
He was called in Riordan’s apartment
And learned of the Grey Warden’s final judgment
He could see death was on the table
For all to live, it was unable
He saw Morrigan in his bedroom
She tried to strike a deal to avoid all doom
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden are you OK?
Are you OK, Warden?
(X3 Times)
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden ARE YOU OK?!
ARE YOU OK, WARDEN?
Warden, are you OK?
Could you tell us, if you’re OK?
Its said the Arch Demon soul
Will hit you like an arrow, Warden
Morrigan cornered you in your apartment
Let an offer to spare judgment
What did you do in the bedroom
Did you strike a deal? Or is it your doom?
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden are you OK?
Are you OK, Warden?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A Dark Ritual!
So they came into Denerim by the front gate
It was battle day, what a black day
Everytime I try to find the archdemon
He's leaving no clues behind him
And they have no way of knowing
Of the sacrifice or what to expect
Mouth-to-mouth magic conjurations
Equals God Baby Conceptiations...
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden are you OK?
Are you OK, Warden?
(X3 Times)
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden ARE YOU OK?!
ARE YOU OK, WARDEN?
Warden, are you OK?
Could you tell us, if you’re OK?
Its said the Arch Demon soul
Will hit you like an arrow, Warden
Morrigan cornered you in your apartment
Let an offer to spare judgment
What did you do in the bedroom
Did you strike a deal? Or is it your doom?
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden are you OK?
Are you OK, Warden?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A Dark Ritual!
WOOOH!
Warden, are you OK? (I don’t know…)
Could you tell us, if you’re OK? (I don’t know…)
Its said the Arch Demon soul (I don’t know…)
Will hit you like an arrow, Warden (I don’t know…)
Morrigan cornered you in your apartment (I don’t know…)
Let an offer to spare judgment (I don’t know, maybe?)
What did you do in the bedroom (I don’t know…)
Did you strike a deal? Or is it your doom?
Warden, are you OK? (Old God Baby…)
Could you tell us, if you’re OK? (Old God Baby…)
Its said the Arch Demon soul (Old God Baby…)
Will hit you like an arrow, Warden (WOOH! WOOOH!)
Morrigan cornered you in your apartment (Old God Baby…)
Let an offer to spare judgment (WOOH! WOOOH! WOOH!)
What did you do in the bedroom (Old God Baby…)
Did you strike a deal? Or is it your doom?
EDIT: Whoops... forgot the second verse there, had to slide that in. Enjoy!
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 11 juillet 2012 - 11:46 .
#84
Posté 12 juillet 2012 - 08:01
I don't know if it will really be a challenge, but try, I'm Looking Out For Me by Iago, in Aladdin The Return of Jafar. The theme: TBH, I have no idea. Maybe Isabela when she escapes with the Tome of Koslun? In case you didn't know, even though Iago wants to look out for himself, he eventually ends up helping Aladdin - you could make use of her regret, when she decides to come back.
An easy one: Also from the Return of Jafar; The Jafar Song. Theme: Mage Hawke (to his or her enemies). Maybe Blood Mage Hawke (in spite of the fact that no seems to give a crap that Hawke's a maleficar).
Another, really, easy one from Aladdin: Arabian Nights. Theme: Thedosian Nights (also the song title).
I love all the Aladdin songs. They're all just so awesome!
Also, try: Pokemon Johto - the first Pokemon Johto theme song. Theme: How DA2 was supposed to be better, but overall really wasn't. Title? Dragon Age no. 2 (read as no, not number), if you can't think of a better one.
Perhaps my best idea for a parody: Dwarves Just Want To Get Drunk! Obviously, a parody of Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper.
BTW, I love that Whip It parody! xD
Modifié par Orian Tabris, 12 juillet 2012 - 08:04 .
#85
Posté 13 juillet 2012 - 01:34
To the tune of Stephen Lynch'sSuperhero
If I could be a Bioware employee,
I would be Awesome Button Man
I'd make every encounter a button-mash fest
according to my arcade Awesome Plan.
And if I saw players trying to employ party tactics
I'd spawn a dozen more enemies into the mix
It would be the ectasy of every RPG fan
Because I would be Awesome Button Man
If I could be a Bioware employee,
I would be One-Race Boy
Telling the players the greatness of Hawke
and the family that we will soon destroy
And all the whiners against it can die in a fire
with their elves and their dwarves and their kossith desires
I'd burn them alive and I would squel with joy
Cause I would be One-Race Boy.
If I could be a Bioware employee,
I would be Railroad Dude
Telling the players the evils of certain NPCs
But forcing them to stick with them like glue
Yes, they could be conniving and distasteful and cruel
dangerous and radical, clearly bad people to boot
But you could never ignore them or tell them to scoot
Because I would be Railroad Dude
If I could be a Bioware employee,
I would be PR Guy
Making sure the fans get what they want
but only 5% of the time
Like if players are told that multiplayer isn't forced
then prevent secret endings, then deny it in discourse
Then you could spit every single-player fan in the eye
Especially me...
Because I would PR Guy
Then you would be... a Bioware employee like me!!!
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 13 juillet 2012 - 01:35 .
#86
Posté 13 juillet 2012 - 01:41
#87
Posté 13 juillet 2012 - 01:43
#88
Posté 13 juillet 2012 - 01:51
DominusVita wrote...
"Now some RPG fans want you to be RPG fans, so they offer you things like d20s and character sheets....but we know what to do kids, we just say no."
Ha! Nice. YeH, there was some great lines from his live versions I wanted to sneak in here, but I thought it would be better if I just kept it simple and straightforward.
#89
Posté 14 juillet 2012 - 01:15
I forgot how sort of creepy this intro was (and how silly the whole video, in general, was). Rock on!
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!)
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!
I'M MADE... OF.. ROCK! (ROCK!)
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!)
Use the control rod on me?
Well all I gotta say when you point that rod at me is NO!
No, no, no!
Stand around Honleath all day?
Well all I gotta say when tell me to stay is NO!
No, no, no!
So if you ask me why I don't act like a Dwarf anymore
There's only one thing I can say to you...
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!)
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!)
I'M MADE... OF.. ROCK! (ROCK!)
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!)
There's a hatred that
I have for nothing else and there ain't nothing in the world
that makes crush them with a STONE!
Stone, stone, stone...
Feathered fiendish birds
I've waited for so long so can crush them up
with a fist of STONE!
Stone, stone, stone...
When I'm like this, I feel that magic shooting through me
There's nothing I would rather be than say...
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!)
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!)
I'M MADE... OF.. ROCK! (ROCK!)
I'M MADE OF ROCK! (ROCK!)
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 14 juillet 2012 - 01:20 .
#90
Guest_sjpelkessjpeler_*
Posté 14 juillet 2012 - 01:18
Guest_sjpelkessjpeler_*
#91
Posté 14 juillet 2012 - 01:27
sjpelkessjpeler wrote...
Jimmy........... just this:(and a triple woot!)
Triple woot...?!!!!
But no... this is only legend...!
#92
Posté 14 juillet 2012 - 03:18
Ahahahaahah! This is why I got Allistair to do the ritual, hmmm get killed by an Archdemon or sleep with Morrigan? I'll never forget that moment!Fast Jimmy wrote...
Geth_Gestalt25 wrote...
Speaking of Morrigan here's another theme too keep you guys busy
The...*drumrolls* Dark Ritual (OGH)! Have fun while I get new tearducts
Alright, today's request I thought I'd get out of the way early today, so here it is! A parody about our Warden getting hit by a Dark Ritual!
To the tune of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal
Yeah, I linked to a Glee music video... what of it?!![]()
As he returned to the Redcliffe estate
And healed the Arl with the Ashes of Andraste
He was called in Riordan’s apartment
And learned of the Grey Warden’s final judgment
He could see death was on the table
For all to live, it was unable
He saw Morrigan in his bedroom
She tried to strike a deal to avoid all doom
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden are you OK?
Are you OK, Warden?
(X3 Times)
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden ARE YOU OK?!
ARE YOU OK, WARDEN?
Warden, are you OK?
Could you tell us, if you’re OK?
Its said the Arch Demon soul
Will hit you like an arrow, Warden
Morrigan cornered you in your apartment
Let an offer to spare judgment
What did you do in the bedroom
Did you strike a deal? Or is it your doom?
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden are you OK?
Are you OK, Warden?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A Dark Ritual!
So they came into Denerim by the front gate
It was battle day, what a black day
Everytime I try to find the archdemon
He's leaving no clues behind him
And they have no way of knowing
Of the sacrifice or what to expect
Mouth-to-mouth magic conjurations
Equals God Baby Conceptiations...
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden are you OK?
Are you OK, Warden?
(X3 Times)
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden ARE YOU OK?!
ARE YOU OK, WARDEN?
Warden, are you OK?
Could you tell us, if you’re OK?
Its said the Arch Demon soul
Will hit you like an arrow, Warden
Morrigan cornered you in your apartment
Let an offer to spare judgment
What did you do in the bedroom
Did you strike a deal? Or is it your doom?
Warden, are you OK?
So, Warden are you OK?
Are you OK, Warden?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A Dark Ritual!
WOOOH!
Warden, are you OK? (I don’t know…)
Could you tell us, if you’re OK? (I don’t know…)
Its said the Arch Demon soul (I don’t know…)
Will hit you like an arrow, Warden (I don’t know…)
Morrigan cornered you in your apartment (I don’t know…)
Let an offer to spare judgment (I don’t know, maybe?)
What did you do in the bedroom (I don’t know…)
Did you strike a deal? Or is it your doom?
Warden, are you OK? (Old God Baby…)
Could you tell us, if you’re OK? (Old God Baby…)
Its said the Arch Demon soul (Old God Baby…)
Will hit you like an arrow, Warden (WOOH! WOOOH!)
Morrigan cornered you in your apartment (Old God Baby…)
Let an offer to spare judgment (WOOH! WOOOH! WOOH!)
What did you do in the bedroom (Old God Baby…)
Did you strike a deal? Or is it your doom?
EDIT: Whoops... forgot the second verse there, had to slide that in. Enjoy!
#93
Posté 14 juillet 2012 - 03:32
#94
Posté 12 août 2012 - 11:44
At first the BSN was afraid...
They were petrified...
Thinking they could never live without parodies by their side...
But then they spent so many nights
Not getting any new songs
And they moved on...
And they forgot how to sing along...
But - now - I'm - BACK!
From trolling the place!
I just walked in to find that those silly posts still in place
They would have deleted this topic
They would have perma-banned me
If they knew for just one second
I'd return to parodies!
Oh, now go!
Throw me thread locks galore!
I'll just turn around now...
...and post a second thread once more!
Wasn't this the parody thread that made you laugh daily?
Did you think I'd stop now... I'll just change it to weekly!
Oh yes, I... I will survive!
As long as I know how to rhyme, this thread will stay alive!
The BSN has all this love to give
Or maybe just thinly veiled digs
But this thread will surive... it will survive!
It took all the strength I had
to make a daily post!
I had songs appearing in my dreams
and burnt my brain to toast.
And I spent so many nights writing parodies for myself
I really tried... but now I hold my head up high!
And now you see me on the BSN posting anew
I'm not that crazy, daily poster that wrote so much for you.
But I know I can drop by
Once a week with a ditty
So now I'm saving all my parodies for all you homies!
Oh, now go!
Request songs once more!
PM or post here... it don't matter anymore!
Wasn't this the parody thread that made you laugh daily?
Did you think I'd stop now... I'll just change it to weekly!
Oh yes, I... I will survive!
As long as I know how to rhyme, this thread will stay alive!
The BSN has all this love to give
Or maybe just thinly veiled digs
But this thread will surive... it will survive!
#95
Posté 13 août 2012 - 07:57
As you may have also noticed (in both my comeback post and in the title change) I have decided to make a parody post once a week, as opposed to every day. I realize that this was a totally self-imposed limitation I put on myself last time, but I really tried to live up to it for a month and wound up burning through material much faster than I could stockpile it up. I got burnt out and wound up having to take a break.
But I'd still be in the car driving around, hearing a song and think "I could totally make this into a tongue-in-cheek parody." And since this little thread made a few people laugh (myself definitely one of them), I thought I'd come back and keep things kicking.
There may be weeks where I post more than one song, if the mood strikes me, but I will post at least one a week. And I'm hoping that some of my cohorts (Dom, I'm looking at you!) will also hop back in and do parodies of their own. And, of course, suggestions! Suggestions are always more than welcome. Too often I have a subject or a song I really want to do, but not both. So the outside input is perfect for getting the juices going.
I'll leave off here (as I'm sure anyone reading this is likely way more information than you cared to know) but know that today's return post was a freebie and that there will be another coming for this week. I may get into the habit on posting certain day(s), but we'll have to play it by ear and see.
Thanks again, BSN!
#96
Posté 13 août 2012 - 08:06
#97
Posté 15 août 2012 - 11:50
http://desmond.image...pg&res=landing
Do you believe in Space Magic?
In a Space Brat's eyes
How the Crucible can free him
from the genocide we despise
And its Space Magic if the relays don't hurt anyone's survival
Despite the lore setup in Arrival
I'll tell you about Space Magic and and you'll love its antics
But its like telling people about mind control and eugenics
If you believe in Space Magic, don't bother to choose
Your Shepherd will feel defeated even if you Refuse
Just go and listen and it'll start with a scowl
That won't leave your face until you're sick to your bowels
Your mind starts thinking and you can't seem to find
why you believe any of it and Indoc Theory will ruin your mind...
If you believe in Space Magic, and I hope you do
Seeing slides of Krogan babies with green circuitry goop
And maybe, if Space Magic is right
Then you'll just hop off a cliff into some Space Magic light
And the Space Brat will smile and just shake his head
Because Space Magic is a trick and he just killed you dead...
Yeah!
Do you believe in Space Magic?
Yeah!
Believe in Space Magic in the Space Brat's lies
Beleive in Space Magic from the enemy you despise
Believe in Space Magic without asking why...
Oooooh... talkin' 'bout Space Magic!
Do you believe in Space Magic (Magic)?
Do you believe, believe...
Do you believe in Space Magic (Magic)?
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 21 août 2012 - 12:16 .
#98
Posté 15 août 2012 - 01:49
#99
Posté 16 août 2012 - 09:11
Bethany was friends with Merril, Merril's life was tragic
She wasn't sharin' Anders outlook on the topic of Blood Magic
Anders had a corrupt spirit, and Maerethi was a Dalish
They were all in love with lyrium, they were livin' in the Free Marches
Cullen hated mages, thought they were all to blame
That he was tortured in Ferelden, for some Abomination's game
They were all in love with lyrium, they were drinkin' from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche from up on Sundermountain
I don't mind the Eluvian sometimes, the images it shows
They say it can let you travel, but where? Nobody knows.
Mages or Templars? They both tell you crazy lies
You never know how insane you look through DA2 player's eyes.
Some will die in hot pursuit, in a cave on the Wounded Coast
Some will die molesting mages, and Anders will then toast
Some will fall in love with lyrium and drinkin' from a fountain
That is pourin' like an avalanch from up on Sundermountain.
I don't mind the Eluvian sometimes, the images it shows
They say it can let you travel, but where? Nobody knows.
Mages or Templars? They both tell you crazy lies
You never know how insane you look through DA2 player's eyes.
Karl died a nasty death after becoming a Tranquil
Grace tried to turn on Hawke, her effort was futile
Then there was Sister Patriece, who was killed near the churches
They were all in love with lyrium, they were living in the Free Marches
Anders blew the Chantry, trying to stop the Chantry's myth
Instead of freeing the Circle, he just p!ssed off Meredith
They were all in love with lyrium, they were drinkin' from a fountain
That is pourin' like an avalanch from up on Sundermountain.
I don't mind political plots or the stories that they show
I can get behind a rags to riches story, or a rise to power one also
But every one is crazy and its impossible to sympathize
You never know how insane you look through DA2 player's eyes...
Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 16 août 2012 - 09:12 .
#100
Posté 18 août 2012 - 01:37
You set the standard, and I shall raise it!
(Points to Signature)






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