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[Fast Jimmy]

SalvationThroughDestruction wrote...

Finally, a worthy opponent.
You set the standard, and I shall raise it!
(Points to Signature)

En guarde!



To the theme of Flight of the Conchords Robots.

 



It is the distant future 
The Year 2000...(186)
We are Robots.

The world is quite different since the Synthesis ending of Mass Effect
There is no more unhappiness Affirmative
We no longer say yes, instead we say affirmative. Yes... errr... affirmative.
Unless... we know the other green eyes really well.

There is no more unethical treatment of organics.
Well, there are no more organics, so...
Ah. But still, its good.

There is only one kind of dance: The Robot
And the Shepherd Boogie
Oh yes, the Shepherd Boo... two kinds of dances.

There are no more organics...
FINALLY... robotic beings rule the galaxy.

The organics are dead, 
The organics are dead...
We used green space magic
And we mutated theirs ****es...

The organics are dead The organics are dead
The organics are dead They look they're dead
It had to be done I'll just confirm that they're dead
And now the Catalyst has won Affirmative, the Reapers killed them all dead

The cycle of the Reapers Oh, what did it lead to?
Species being gooed into a blender Oh, making robot-people...
They rebelled every cycle
And are now able
to build the Crucible to shut the Reapers down...

Star Child? Do you not realize 
That by us syntehtics killing organics to prevent them from
making synthetics that would kill organics...
We, too have become like...
well, its ironic...
Hmmmm. Silence. Destroy him!

After Synthesis, we all got along
developed robotic bonds
No one argues at all
Or reproduces or spawns
And if we think any differently
then our Reaper masters
will shut our mutah f***ing system down...!

Can't we just talk to the organics
about making synthetics
wouldn't this be better?
Can't we talk to the organics
and work together now?
No. Because they are dead.

I said the organics are dead! I'm glad that they're dead
The organics are dead I noticed they're dead
We used green space magic without asking instead
And mutated their ****es Actually, their machine DNA

Mass Effect ending solo!
Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero fun.
Zero, zero,  zero, zero, zero, zero fun fun
Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero fun fun fun
Zero, zero, zero, zero fun fun fun... fun!

Come on Casey, lick my speculations!

 
Boogie... 
Boogie... The organics are
Boogie...
Shepherd boogie... The organics are 
Boogie... 
Boogie... Shepherd boogie
Boogie... 
Shepherd boogie...  
Boogie... 
Boogie... Shepherd boogie
Boogie...
Shepherd boogie... the organics are dead.

Once again without coherence the endings are
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead...

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 19 août 2012 - 04:39 .

[Chromie]

Awesome! I've been waiting for you to finally post your parody version!

[Khajiit Jzargo]

From a guy who's literally seen this movie at least a hundred something times, this is amazing.

[Fast Jimmy]

 

Skelter192 wrote...

Awesome! I've been waiting for you to finally post your parody version!

 

Yep! If you (or anyone else) has any more requests, just put them in here or PM me! I'm always up for a good romp in parody land.

 

DominusVita wrote...

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That's deep. LOL I'm sure the people here are eager to see you resume your mantle of song writing as well, Dom!

Khajiit Jzargo wrote...

From a guy who's literally seen this movie at least a hundred something times, this is amazing.

As always, I live to serve sir. I live to serve.

[Fast Jimmy]

 To the tune of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire

 
FACT: Nothing is more epic than a Billy Joel table flip. 



Grey Wardens, Eden Prime
Irenicus at the Tree of Life
Alliance brass, Cloakwood
Mandalorian Code

King Cailan, Rachni Queen
Sword Coast, Master Li
Undercity, Underdark
In The Deep Roads

Nug meat, Chai Ka
Bombed out Tuchanka
Temple of the Ancients
Selkath went nuts

Geth Rewrite, spirit shards
Arch demon, Bastila Shan
Failed memory core
float Isabela's boat 


We didn't start Bioware
We were always playing
the stories kept us staying
We didn't start Bioware
No we didn't own it
but we're glad we were shown it  


Reapers, Red silk grass
Found the Star Forge at last
Crowned Empress Silk Fox
Varrics manly chest hair

Drzzt Do'Urden
ship calibrations
Iron bark, Death's Hand
kobolds don't fight fair

Honor of the Topsider
Cult of the Beholder
Oghren's drunk, elcor mounts
Kiting the Arishok counts

Scholar Ling, Eezo too
Hawke, Space Hamster Boo
exploding mass relays
"We've dismissed that claim"


We didn't start Bioware
We were always playing
the stories kept us staying
We didn't start Bioware 
No we didn't own it
but we're glad we were shown it   


Red sand, Juhani
Ferelden, Gray Jedi
Golden Way, Branka's mad
biotics, Swooping is bad

Garrus is Archangel
Gotta kick that squeaky wheel
Way of the Opened Palm
Shadows of Amn

Genlocks, Hurlocks
spooky Necropolis
Cruising on the Ebon Hawk
Changing into Slayer rocks

Sarevok, The Joining Rite
Wookie debt of life
Duncan, Bhaalspawn
You were Revan all along


We didn't start Bioware
We were always playing
the stories kept us staying
We didn't start Bioware 
No we didn't own it
but we're glad we were shown it    


Gorion, Ostagar
Curse Yoshimo's heart
Candlekeep, Denerim
Awesome Button didn't work

Darth Malak, Water Dragon
Dwarven Noble character origin
Harpers, Lucky Cho
Anderson was born in New York

Minsc, Imoen, Jaheria
Grand Inquisitor Jia
This is for Thane! Omniblade!
What else do I have to say?!


We didn't start Bioware
We were always playing
the stories kept us staying
We didn't start Bioware 
No we didn't own it
but we're glad we were shown it   


Spellhold, Corypheus
Gnome Illusionist
Star Map, Mellisan
Geth and Quarians

Krogan Battlemasters
Spirit monks and Black Vulkars
This is my favorite store on the Citadel
Black Leopard School

HK-47
The Golden City wasn't heaven
Aerie's backpack kid
I'm a mighty wind

There is no death, there is the Force
The Architect was the source
RGB ending qualms
Anders went and dropped the bomb!

We didn't start Bioware
We were always playing
the stories kept us staying
We didn't start Bioware 
But when the fans are gone
The stories will live on... and on... 
and on...  
and on...  
and on...  
and on...  
and on...  
and on...  

We didn't start Bioware
We were always playing
the stories kept us staying
We didn't start Bioware 
No we didn't own it
but we're glad we were shown it...

[wsandista]

Now if only someone would do a parody of "By the Way" by Red Hot Chili peppers.........

I would be in awe.

[Fast Jimmy]

BTW If anyone on here can understand all of the lore references made in this song, they could pass a legitimate history class in Bioware games.

Also, I'm just going to toot my own horn here and say that the line "This is for Thane! Omniblade! What else do I have to say?!" had me fist pumping as I was writing it.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I'm speechless.

[Fast Jimmy]

CrustyBot wrote...

I'm speechless.

It almost seems like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos' hair becomes deflated when he is speechless!

ALIENS. 

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 21 août 2012 - 02:13 .

[Reznore57]

I've been reading all parodies (can't sleep , too hot tonight)
And you're very talented , Fast Jimmy!
Besides thanks for the links with the text , i've discovered few nice songs or covers .
And the chinese army playing Beat It .

[Fast Jimmy]

Reznore57 wrote...

I've been reading all parodies (can't sleep , too hot tonight)
And you're very talented , Fast Jimmy!
Besides thanks for the links with the text , i've discovered few nice songs or covers .
And the chinese army playing Beat It .

If God and Al Gore had a reason to invent the Internet, it was that video of Beat It, in my humblest of opinions. 

And thanks for the compliments! 

[Fast Jimmy]

 To the tune of Red Hot Chili Peppers By The Way

 

Standing in line 
for the release at midnight
and there's a sign up
"DLC Day One"
By the way, you'll have to pay
ten dollars
and pre-order...
Melo the Fern
is pitching content to me
with plot and story
Bioware caution...


Squad mate
quest cut
on disc
fans riot

Skin that flint
Is Bioware getting greedy
Consumers don't hint
A complete game, not another bleed day
Our pockets have lint
Not an endless pay day
Finished the content after print?
The game speaks a different way

Companion
Interactions
Dialogue
and squad reactions


Standing in line 
for the release at midnight
and there's a sign up
"DLC Day One"
By the way, you'll have to pay
ten dollars
and pre-order...


Plot/lore
characters
background
fans anger

You can charge for gear
Or even special features
But we must pay full tier
To see all story creatures?
Micro trans our fear
Don't mean to sound like a preacher
But it is clear
You need a new sales teacher

C-D
Projeckt
Gives free
DLC content


Standing in line 
for the release at midnight
and there's a sign up
"DLC Day One"
By the way, you'll have to pay
ten dollars
and pre-order...
Melo the Fern
is pitching content to me
with plot and story
Bioware caution... 

By the way, I tried to say
we warned you
fan dissension...


Ooh! Ah! Bait and-a switch ya!
Ooh! Ah! Bait and-a switch ya! 
Ooh! Ah! Bait and-a switch ya! 
Ooh! Ah! Bait and-a switch ya! 
Ooh! Ah! Bait and-a switch ya! 
Ooh! Ah! Bait and-a switch ya! 
Ooh! Ah! Bait and-a switch ya! 
Ooh! Ah...


No one will be standing in line
to buy your game that night
When you put the sign up
Sorry Fernando
By the way, we've all gone to play
other games now
on Kickstarter...
Maybe DLC 
Isn't the best place to be 
for your story?
I don't know...

By the way, I tried to say
we warned you...
Hope you don't go broke....

[Fisto The Sexbot]

 never forget.

[Geth Turret]

Down Under Mass Effect version

Traveling in a fried-out starship
On a Hanar trail, head full of zombie
I met a curvy Quarian, she made me horny
She took me in and gave me a BUMwich
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where Banshees glow and Geth plunder?
Can't you see, can't you see the Hunter?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying tools from a Prime in Brussels
It was ten foot four and full of circuits
I said, "Do you geth-a my level?"
It just piped and gave me a vegemite luncher
And it said,

"This one come from a land down under
Where credits does flow and the Geth chunder
Can't you see, can't you see the Hunter?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Benning
With no neutral option, thus much less to say
I said to the mods, "Are you trying to ban me
Because I come from the land of witty?"
And they said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where Banshees glow and Geth plunder?
Can't you see, can't you see the Hunter?
You better run, you better take cover."

Modifié par Geth Turret, 25 août 2012 - 04:18 .

[Fast Jimmy]

Ha! We got a Down Under and a Gaga parody here? How did this fly under my radar?

Dom, it's good to see you back in action with this thread!

Also... I'm really happy we got past page 5. This thread was stuck there for almost two months!

[Fast Jimmy]

So...

This week, I'm feeling a little more adventuour and trying something new. I'm going to do a Tenacious D themed parody week, where I will do three Tenacious D songs:

F**k Her Gently
The Roadie

and one song as of yet undetermined. Which is where you, at the BSN, come in!

If there are any Tenacious D fans who have suggestions on a song of theirs I can do, put it in this thread and I'll choose one of them to do this week. So get those song suggestions in!

[wsandista]

The Metal

[Fast Jimmy]

DominusVita wrote...

The Trees/ME


There is unrest in the forums,
There is trouble with ME,
For the gamers say the end bites
And dev folks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the gamers,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say dev folks wrote the end awfully
And they spam it all in spite.
But dev folks can't help their feelings
If they like the game they've made.
And they wonder why the gamers
Can't be happy with what's played.

There is trouble in the forums,
And the cheezers all have fled,
As they claim "Indoctrination!"
And dev folks just shake their heads...

So the gamers formed a union
And demand extended sights.
"Dev folks are just too greedy;
We will not give up the fight."
Now there's no dev folk oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And ME is all kept equal
By Hackett, Jacks, and straws.

Its an emergency induction port, not a straw!

[Blacklash93]

Request - Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson.

I think it's pretty obvious who the parody should be about.

Modifié par Blacklash93, 29 août 2012 - 02:47 .

[Volus Warlord]

^^ That is pretty good.

[ObserverStatus]

Here is Starbrat's cover of Ben Bernanke by Lemon Demon.

Hello there, Shepard.
I see you, you boy, boy.
I see you, Shepard.
With my eyes.

I'm the key to your survival, Shepard.
Make options, light them with different colors,
And show you them all.

And then you'll pick one Shepard,
That’s what you'll do for me.
Thank you for that, Shepard,
You ******.

I’m the solution, Shepard.
To organic evolution.
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
I know you feel this, Shepard.
You do, Shepard.
I know you'll feel this too, Shepard.

You think you’re worth saving, Shepard?
You think your species is too?
But you’re bacteria, Shepard.
You’re dumb, dirty bacteria, Shepard.

I’m the solution, Shepard.
To organic evolution. 
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh. 

You’re just mutated pond scum,
Aren’t you, Shepard?
You boy, precious boy.

I’m the Catalyst, Shepard,
And I want your genes
So your kind will be preserved.
I’m saving them all from themselves, Shepard.
And I need your genes.

I’ll admit, Shepard, you’re handsome,
But what have you done with it?
You think you can defy me, Shepard?
Do you?

Do you think you can defy me, Shepard?
Do you think if reject these choices
And throw them back at me
Your civilization will survive?

Well, they won't, Shepard.
You know what I’m capable of.
I need your genes
For my Human Reaper pet Shepard.
I am the Catalyst.

I’m the solution, Shepard.
To organic evolution.  
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Do you want to survive this?
Do you want to survive this? 

I’ll bet you do, pretty little boy
Sitting up there in your high chair
Demanding more.. options.

Well you’ve already got enough options, Shepard.
There are plenty of solutions to my problem on this station. 

I’ll dragon tooth you, Shepard.
In the stomach.
Sexy little thresher maw,
You naughty little baby boy.

You rambunctious little infant.
Harbinger tries to get me to go on dates, Shepard.
You know what that’s like?
You know how humiliating that is, Shepard…?

Good boy, 
Shepard.
Shepard … 
Shepard … (
Shepard.)
(OH MY GOD!)
You mutated pond scum, Shepard.

I’m the solution, Shepard,
To organic evolution.
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
I’m the solution, Shepard,
To organic evolution.
Solution.
Solution. 

I love you, Shepard.
I’m gonna save your species.

Modifié par bobobo878, 29 août 2012 - 03:59 .