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[Volus Warlord]

I wrote this for greengoron.

To the lyrics of 3 Inches of blood-Deadly Sinners

Don't like the cold and ruthless boards
They suck in all the stupid wh*res
The fandom crying underground
Pushing reason out of bounds
As you crawl the update sheet
Deadly shillers on their knees
As you open the next thread
You'll get pissed off right there and then

Flash of stupid, stupid useless swords
Stupid Shillers with douchebags on their side
Enemies of EA, your rage is our reward
Triumphant snobbery when you bring the stats to life


Deadly Shillers
Snobbery when you bring the stats to life

Crushing the right, starting a fight,
Deadly shillers suck it in

Kill the gamer, endless conquest
With crap writing, straight for their hearts
Sales stats will overtake ratings and fan feedback
Without warning, relevance goes out the door


Deadly shillers
Snobbery when you bring the stats to life

Joining the thread, turning it dead
sucking it hard right to the end
Joinging the thread, turning it dead
Post one last stat before I cry

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 29 août 2012 - 03:59 .

[Maria Caliban]

sjpelkessjpeler wrote...

Erm, anybody remembers Morc from Orc?

Nanu nanu?

[Fast Jimmy]

Sorry for the delay on getting my Tenacious D Week started!

To the theme of Tenac's F**k Her Gently

 

This song is for the Companions
But Hawke... listen closely...

You don't always have to Heart Icon
In fact, sometimes, that's not right... to do...
Sometimes you gotta be neutral
And even get a rivalry point or two...

You don't have to always people please...
You don't have to be nice and cheese...
Sometimes you have to say "Hey."

I'm gonna Halo... Over Wings
I'm gonna Laughing Facemask you gently
I'm gonna Diamond you... sweetly
I'm gonna Olive Branch you... completely!"

And then you say "Hey I bought your companion gift."
And then you say "Wait a minute Izzie...
I think we can get hanky panky
Without a romance flag being keyed..."
That's f**cking teamwork!

What's your Chantry possish?
That's cool with me
I'm not a terrorist, but I'll bomb it for you.

And obsessing over this mirror is childish...
Well, I'm not going to fix it
but I'll get the tool from Marethari!

And then I'm gonna Checkmark you completely
And then I'll Gavel/Hammer you discretely
And then I'll Question Mark your options completely
But then... I'm gonna HEAAAAAAARRRRRTTT IIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

Heart.... Icon....!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 07 octobre 2012 - 02:52 .

[RedArmyShogun]

I wanna be the very best
Like no Qunari ever was
To crush them is my real test
To convert them is my cause

I will travel across the land of thedas
Searching far and wide
Each Bass will understand
The power that's the Qun

Beresaad, its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Bas, oh, you'll bend the knee
In a world we must put right
Basra, a heart so corrupt
Our swords will push through

You bow to me and I'll teach you
Bas'ra, gotta catch and educate 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With the Qun I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place as Arishok

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better day to die
With the Qun we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream


TO CONVERT THEM ALL

QUNARI'MON!

[Fast Jimmy]

Greengoron - A+++, for both execution and song choice. Wow, who would have though no one would have chosen Skyrim as a topic!

Revenge, you just took two things I hate, the Qun and Pokemon, and made a song parody I love. Well done!

[Fast Jimmy]

Master Exploder! One of my favorite D songs.

I agree - the amount of MLP gifs out there suggest a MUCH higher age range of fans than one would normally suspect...

[Fast Jimmy]

 This is for all the QA/Tester guys out there.

To the tune of Tenacious D's The Roadie

 

Well, its 3 AM, almost release date
Gotta test it all the way
My eyes are red, my freakin' hands will save the day

While I test the bugs, I debug the bugs,
I make Beta runs 1, 2, 3
I compliance test it for consoles to be as good as can be.

'Cause the gamers game, but the tester's roie
is to make sure the game responds to correct controls
Don't want to glitch right through that wall and off the stage.

Because the tester
Sees a thousand playthroughs with his eyes...
And when the awards go
It brings a tear drop to the tester's eyes...
Tears of pride!

Because he tests for resource soak
but you will never know
He's performing regression testing
while reading CPU clockings
No matter how hard... the game must go on

Then a BSN fans comes to me
and say "Hey, I love your game!"
I say "Thanks! It was a labour of love."
Then they quickly say "I love your game,
but my custom mod armor glitches bad.
It was fun, but the tester must blow."

I'm scanning for errors on dual screens
Without me, there'd be sound gaffs on your amps
Without me, you'd be stuck on the same stage
But you don't applaud for me!

No... I am the tester!
Lonesome gamer searching through the code
Yes... I am the tester!


I MAKE THE GAME GOLD!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 30 août 2012 - 02:57 .

[Druk-Qs]

moh pls

[RedArmyShogun]

oh well another parody from me.

Oh They're Fenris and the Anders, Fenris and the Anders,

Yes, Fenris and the Anders
One is an Emo Swordsman the Other a Terrorist Mage
They're arn't very nice.
Their pasts are colorful.
They're depressing
They're Fenris, and Anders, the mage, Mage, Mage.

Before each night is done
They will paint the halls
With the Wine in the house
Or kill the Merrill for being a Blood Mage.

They're Fenris and the Anders
Yes, Fenris and the Anders
Their silly games
Is easy to explain
To prove their ideals worth
They'll Kill a Mage, or blow up a Church
They're whiny
They're Fenris and Anders the Mage, Mage, Mage.
Mage, Mage, Mage, Mage, Hawke.

[RedArmyShogun]

pft now I must make something better! Only if I were motivated lulz.

[Fast Jimmy]

 Well... if all the other kids in class are doing it...

 

They're Minsc-y and Khalid
Yes, Minsc-y and Khalid
One is a Harper, the other's crazy
He loves all space mice
But both are destined to be sliced

They're Minsc-y... Minsc-y and Khalid, lid, lid, lid, lid, lid, lid, lid...

The Bhaalspawn's quest must be done
Against his enemies they will be hurled
And once BG2 has begun
they will no longer be of this world...

They're Minsc-y and Khalid
Yes, Minsc-y and Khalid
Boo's master's dead, indeed
And Jaheera's heart is hurt
until a PC romance is birthed...
They're Minsc-y... Minsc-y and Khalid, lid, lid, lid, lid, lid, lid, lid... 

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 31 août 2012 - 12:26 .

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Lol. This thread is great.

[AngryFrozenWater]

All you guys are amazing. Thanks for the laughs.

[Fast Jimmy]

wsandista wrote...

The Metal

Alright! I'm going to round out my Week o' Tenacious D with this request from wsandista!

To the tune of Tenacious D's The Metal



LMAO God, there has and will likely never again be a game mechanic I have such a love/hate relationship with than the Mako.



You can't kill the Mako
The Mako will live on
Thresher Maws tried to kill the Mako
But they failed! As they were cannoned to the ground


Geth Primes tried to kill the Mako
They failed! As they were Goomba Stomped into the ground
Cereberus tried to kill the Mako
HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
They failed! As unlimited ammo guns sent them to the ground


AHHHH.... YEAAAAAH!
AHHHH.... YEAAAAAH! 


No one can destroy the Mako
The Mako cannot be stopped on the dirt or snow
We are the vanquished foes of the Mako
Why it wasn't in ME3, we do not know

Geth Primes tried to destroy the Mako
But the Mako had its way
Cereberus tried to dethrone the Mako
But Mako was in the way

Thresher Maws tried to devour the Mako
But the Mako was much too strong
The Hammerhead tried to defile the Mako
But the Hammerhead was proven wrong...

MAKO!
It drives like Hell!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 02 septembre 2012 - 08:34 .

[AngryFrozenWater]

Great stuff again, guys.

I really loved the Mako. And I don't even wear pink glasses. But I don't want to derail the thread. So I leave it at that.

[Fast Jimmy]

 Okay... so I totally lied. I have another Tenacious D parody to end out the week. I blame it on waking up in the middle of the night and having nothing better to do before the sun rises.

To the tune of Tenacious D's Beezleboss  

WARNING! Lyrics of this Tenacious D song are heavy on profanity, so the parody is as well. All obscenities have been obscured, but don't say you weren't warned!

 

[The BSN]
ME3 is INCOMPLETE!!!!

[Mac and Casey]
Fuuuuuuuuuu.....uuuuuuc****!

[BSN]
Yes, you are f**ked!
S**t out of luck!
ME3 is incomplete and our rage you can't duck!

We all stood in line
To see an ending sublime
You gave us crap endings, now you both shall die!

[Mac] Waaait... WAAAAAAAIT...
Waaait... you mutha f**kers.
We will clarify things with an EC drop off!
Give us one more chance to story your socks off...


[BSN]
...F**K! F*****K!
F**k... the Gamer Code prevents we
From declining free DLC options
What are your terms? What's the catch?

[Mac]
If we make this, you can take your sorry complaints back to hell
And also you will have to like Snythesis...

[BSN]
And what if we hate it?

[Mac] Then you can blame Casey on the forums...
[Casey] WHAT?!
[Mac] Trust me Casey, its the only way.
[Casey] What are you talking about?
[Mac] ...to be your scapegoat b!tch.

[BSN]
FINE! Let the EC demands begin!
HA HA HA HAAAA!
I am angered, I love Shephard!
All these plot holes drive me crazy!

I want Shepherd to do what I want
The Catalyst's flawed logic I wanna taunt
There's not a single bit of closue in the entire jaunt
I can't wait to see an LI reunion
Or Elcors with gun mounts blazin'
I wanna see a Krogan fossil dino chargin'


[Mac] NOOOOOOO!!!
C'mon Casey... let's fight THEIR vision... with OUR vision...
[Casey] There's just no way that we can win. Our ending was a masterpiece...
[Mac] Listen to me...
[Casey] I won't compromise to appease these stupid fans...
[Mac] GOD D**NIT, CASEY!
Their gonna dig our career's graves
Gonna send out pink slip waves...
[Casey] Nooo....
[Mac] ...unless we can explain our awesome master plan.
[Casey] Dude... Our endings were so artistic
[Mac] Deactivating Reapers with Space Magic!
[BOTH] Now its time to close this series dooooown!

[Mac] Come on Casey, its time to write more lines down
[Casey] I hear you, Walters, we should add more lines down
[Mac] And we shouldn't end things on Jungle Planet, meow
[Casey] I agree, let's get them off Jungle Planet meow
[BOTH] Now all of the endings are awesome now!
[Casey] They're gonna praise me 'cause the ending are awesome now!
[Mac] C'mon Casey, its time to DLC now!
[Casey] Oooo... we'll philosophize ya! Its time for the download!

[Mac] Hey, BSN'ers
you RPG snobs!
We have your EC, ME3 don't toss!
Your complaints are
out of line
Although the Maurader Shields joke
was a 9/9!
You're just the players
We, the writing team
We have artistic...
Integrity!

Integrity, integrity, integrity, integrity...
Integrity, integrity, integrity, integrity...
Integrity! 
Integrity! 
Integrity! 
Integrity! 
Integrity, integrity, integrity, integrity...
INTEGRITY!


[BSN]
The endings are still f**king lame!
Fire Casey, put him out on the street!
Taste my cupcakes, f**ers!

[Mac] NO! [EA pays off gaming media to complain about ME3 fans]

[BSN] Hey! You f**king lied pre-release!

[Mac] Called entitled every time you complain
Until IGN misses their check again!

[BSN]
NOOOOOO!
F**k you, Casey. And f**k you Walters!
I'll get you writers of ME3...........!!!!






...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand THAT'S how you get a thread shut down. LOL

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 02 septembre 2012 - 10:32 .