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[mousestalker]

[Anders:]
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like Annulment to the end, always the end
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a Tevinter and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your lyrium and then grease your finger
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to glow

Now you're just somebody that I used to glow
Now you're just somebody that I used to glow

[Fenris:]
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done
But I don't wanna live that way
Reading into every spell you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to glow

[Anders:]
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a Tevinter and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your lyrium and then grease your finger
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to glow

[x2]
Somebody
(I used to glow)
Somebody
(Now you're just somebody that I used to glow)

[wsandista]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

I saw this several hours ago and can't stop laughing.

[Fast Jimmy]

I see it as oddly appropriate.

After all, if Adolph can have Springtime, why not Harby?

[ObserverStatus]

I liked the 1968 version better myself, but to each his own I suppose.

[Fast Jimmy]

wsandista wrote...

Fast Jimmy wrote...

I saw this several hours ago and can't stop laughing.

Honestly, I keep coming back to this thread just to watch this gif. LOL May the person who created this be lauded forever in the Internet's afterlife.

[wsandista]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

wsandista wrote...

Fast Jimmy wrote...

I saw this several hours ago and can't stop laughing.

Honestly, I keep coming back to this thread just to watch this gif. LOL May the person who created this be lauded forever in the Internet's afterlife.

Me too.

[mousestalker]

Forumites

Ding Dong! The thread is dead. Which old thread? The trolly thread!
Ding Dong! The trolly thread is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the trolly thread is dead. It's gone where the lolcats go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The trolly thread is dead!

Chris Priestley

As Community Representative, On the forums of the BSN, I welcome you most regally.

Eurypterid

But we've got to verify it legally, to wit:

Chris Priestley

To wit?

Eurypterid

If it

Chris Priestley

If it?

Eurypterid

Is morally, ethic'lly

Seagloom

Spiritually, physically

Pacifien

Positively, absolutely

Forumites

Undeniably and reliably Dead.

Ninja Stan

As Moderator I must admit, I thoroughly examined it.
And it's not only merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead.

Chris Priestley

Then this is a day of Independence For all the forumites and their descendants

Eurypterid

If any.

Chris Priestley

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The trolly old thread at last is dead!

:innocent:

[Volus Warlord]

MP Now Girl- To the tune of 
Gwen Stefani-Hollaback Girl 

In light of 
EA's resolution against standalone SP 


Uh huh, this my ****
All my games suck the balls like this

A few times I've been around that track
So my games not gonna play out like that
Because there tacked on MP now girl, I won't do SP now girl
Ooh ooh, this my ****, this my ****

I heard that you played a campaign
And you didn't think I'd make it a pain

People hear me talking like that, getting customers fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead my pack
Gonna beat them down, gonna take them out
That's right, put your whining down, getting customers fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So my games not gonna play out like that
Because there tacked on MP now girl, I won't do SP now girl
Ooh ooh, this my ****, this my ****

So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Forced MP-then fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing
All my earnings bite the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So my games not gonna play out like that
Because there tacked on MP now girl, I won't do SP now girl
Ooh ooh, this my ****, this my ****

Let me hear you say the game is MP now, Forced Multiplayer now
(The game is MP now, Forced Multiplayer now)

A few times I've been around that track
So my games not gonna play out like that
Because there tacked on MP now girl, I won't do SP now girl
Ooh ooh, this my ****, this my ****

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 06 septembre 2012 - 01:33 .

[Fast Jimmy]

A++,+1,000,000, you win the Internet, any type of internet meme way of saying: AWESOME job!

[mousestalker]

{For David Gaider, with love}

You may blame this thread for this post.


Dwarf Romance


Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Caught in a dwarf romance
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Caught in a dwarf romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your dwarf romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your dwarf romance

I want your stumpy
I want your beardies
I want your everything
As long as it's free
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your lyrium-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it dwarf, your dwarf romance

I want your love and
I want your Deep Roads
You and me could write a dwarf romance
(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oh!)
I want your love and
All your Legion's Deep Roads
You and me could write a dwarf romance

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Caught in a dwarf romance
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Caught in a dwarf romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your dwarf romance

I want your horror
I want your ore mine
‘Cause you're a casteless
As long as you're mine
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)

I want your Bhelen
Your nobility stick
Want you in my rear bronto
Baby you're sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
('Cause I'm a free brand baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want it dwarf, dwarf romance

I want your love and
I want your Deep Roads
You and me could write a dwarf romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your love and
All your Legion's Deep Roads
You and me could write a dwarf romance

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Caught in a dwarf romance
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Caught in a dwarf romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your dwarf romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your dwarf romance

Walk, walk hunter baby
Work it
Move that brand crazy

Walk, walk hunter baby
Work it
Move that brand crazy

Walk, walk hunter baby
Work it
Move that brand crazy

Walk, walk make the baby
Work it
I'm a free brand, baby

I want your love and
I want your Deep Roads
I want your love
I don't wanna be elves

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta routes baisse
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be elves
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I don't wanna be elves
(Caught in a dwarf romance)
I don't wanna be elves
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your dwarf romance
(Caught in a dwarf romance)
Want your dwarf romance!

I want your love and
I want your Deep Roads
You and me could write a dwarf romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your love and
All your Legion's Deep Roads
You and me could write a dwarf romance

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Want your dwarf romance
(Caught in a dwarf romance)
Want your dwarf romance

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Want your dwarf romance
(Caught in a dwarf romance)

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your dwarf romance.

Modifié par mousestalker, 11 septembre 2012 - 09:42 .

[Fast Jimmy]

Blacklash93 wrote...

Request - Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson.

I think it's pretty obvious who the parody should be about.

Can do!

Also, in light of this parody request, I am going to do a string of Michael Jackson parodies (much like I did with the Tenacious D Week before). I have already used Beat It and Smooth Criminal (and now Dirty Diana) but with a list of hits as large as the King of Pop had, it won't be hard to dig up a few more. If you have any MJ request, please, as always, feel free to request!


To the tune of Michael Jackson's Dirty Diana.

 

She'll ask you to stay
In the hull of the Normandy
Report your every move
to the Alliance News, you see

I've seen that face before
But no, that can't be
IGN seduced by EA?
With a rendering so ugly...

Fans say "That not okay!
EA don't just do as you please
If its a perfect review that you want
Then focus on telling stories!"

EA looked us deep in the eyes
Said "You can take this to heart
You'll love ME3 to death
And IGN's 10/10 stars!'


Dirty Diana... no...
Dirty Diana... no... 
Dirty Diana... no... 
Dirty Diana... in ME3!


The other members of the crew
don't know she's even around
Even the hornball Donnelly
Not a comment to be found

Throw her out of an airlock door?
That's what Shepherd says casually
Only 5 War Assets?
That's only a 1/5 of Zaeed

She says "That's okay
Hey Shepherd do what you want
I'll be in the bottom of the ship
If you swing by for a jaunt

And I don't care what they say
If my VA is sub par
I'm going to cruise with the Normandy
to make me a star!"


Dirty Diana... no...
Dirty Diana... no... 
Dirty Diana... no... 
Dirty Diana... 
Diana! Diana!
Dirty Diana...
Its Dia.. a... a... come on!


The endings really hit home
When I began to see
Things Diana Allers
And Prince Freddie

It seems Bioware lost track
of what's important and right
and decided more cameo characters
would get them the spotlight

They had Diana walk up to us
a shameless plug, amiright?
What happend to Emily Wong?
They killed her off, but why?

They didn't need to have a new reporter
but I guess that's just me
"Chobot is a hot video game girl
That's make her romanceable in ME3!"


Dirty Diana... no...
Dirty Diana... no... 
Dirty Diana... no... 
Dirty Diana... 
Dirty Diana... no...
Dirty Diana... no... 
Dirty Diana... no... 
Dirty Diana...  

Sham-on! 
Sham-on!  
Sham-on!  
Sham-on!  

[AngryFrozenWater]

Lot's of great stuff again. Thanks ladies and gentlemen.

[Fast Jimmy]

DominusVita wrote...

If you have any MJ request, please, as always, feel free to request!

Fan Man in the Mirror.

This was actually on my list of songs. I was thinking 'Man in the Mirror' and Jackson 5's 'Want You Back'. Got some ideas bouncing around, just a matter of it I can get enough time to churn them out. 

[Fast Jimmy]

The pink bow Harbinger KILLS me. LOL Well done, well done.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

[Fast Jimmy]

 Keeping with my "Michael Jackson" parody tribute run, here is...

To the tune of Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror.


https://encrypted-tb...qydZzGL91CnEHD 


She's gonna make a change
For once in the Dalish's life
She's gonna recover some lore
gonna make a difference, gonna make it right...

As she turns down the Alienage road
and sees broken souls
There's a feeling going down her spine
She sees the elves in the street 
with not enough to eat
"What can I, with my mind?
Do to restore the elves past great deeds?"

The Shemlen's disregard
and no great history bard
Only the Vhenadahl's bellows
They need a symbol to bind them to the past, ya' know?
Cause they got nowhere to go... that's why I want you to know!



I'm fixing the Eluvian Mirror!
With forbidden Blood Magic Ways
And though the Elves could have been a little nicer
If you wanna rebuild the Dalish race
Help rebuilt the magic mirror that's dark and strange!

Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, 
Na Nah...



Elves have been a victim of
a Chantry that does not love
Its time that they realize
That they are staving without a home
Not a copper to loan!
Is it me or can you see that they can revolt and dethrone

Some listen to the Qun's farce
With their broken hearts
And convert mindlessly...
But if they follow the path of the Elves, you see
They can regain what was lost formerly
That's why I'm fixing the...



I'm fixing the Eluvian Mirror!
With forbidden Blood Magic Ways
And though the Elves could have been a little nicer
If you wanna rebuild the Dalish race
Help rebuilt the magic mirror that's dark and strange!



(key modulation!)



I'm fixing the Eluvian Mirror! 
Using sketchy, demonic ways...
Though I'm not sure how this will make anything better
I'm gonna make the world a better place
Buy fixing a mirror that's dark and strange
I gotta get it right, waste lots of time
'Cause when you deal with demons
You can lose.. your mind!

...

...make that change.

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 07 octobre 2012 - 02:41 .

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

tl-dr! ... but I approve this thread and its coolness.

[Blacklash93]

I think it's due time this thread recieved its official seal of approval:

Modifié par Blacklash93, 14 septembre 2012 - 12:41 .

[Dominus]

.

Modifié par DominusVita, 01 novembre 2013 - 10:42 .