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Why doesn't Javik mate with an Asari?


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#26
MysticSpace

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JBPBRC wrote...

miracleofsound wrote...

 Wouldn't this be a great way for him to preserve some of the Prothean legacy, instead of just whining all the time about it being dead and gone?


Javik has thrown mating out the airlock.

He throws everything out the airlock...it's getting crowed out there.:unsure:

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Because they are too primitive

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Tibbur wrote...

Just give him and banshee and a paper bag and let him get on with it.

 I'm assuming the bag is for him to barf in:sick:

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MysticSpace wrote...

Tibbur wrote...

Just give him and banshee and a paper bag and let him get on with it.

 I'm assuming the bag is for him to barf in:sick:


No to put on her head lol

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Tibbur wrote...

Just give him and banshee and a paper bag and let him get on with it.


Banshees are Ardat-Yakshi aren't they?

Congratulations you just completed the extinction of the Prothean race :P Oh. and Ardat-Yakshi are infertile

Modifié par KingZayd, 29 juin 2012 - 05:27 .


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Asari should be lining up to be with him. He's a real f-ing PROTHEAN. They should be all over his DNA-that-helps-randomize-some-of-their-daughters-traits.

I don't think Liara and Javik would be the most logical couple, but then again Tali+Garrus.

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He'd only end up getting stalked by Liara.

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Cecilia L

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Hicks233 wrote...

He'd only end up getting stalked by Liara.

Isn't he already? :P

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How do you know him and Liara have not if you did not romance her of course...Liara was looking rather determined to get him open and we all know once Liara sets her mind something its game over. Just asked the Shadow Broker.

That's right I ship them like Fed ex and

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Imagine you are held into stasis for 50.000 years. You are awakened and dolphins are now sentient and are fighting the reapers. Dolphins have now the ability to reproduce with anybody.

Would you mate with a talking bipedal dolphin?

Primitives.

Modifié par filetemo, 29 juin 2012 - 05:59 .


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Javik has a thing for Quarians.

Javik: Even we find primitive Quarians to be attractive....

Tali: You luv me toooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

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Fiery Phoenix

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It would require too many interviews.

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filetemo

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I can see Javik having an harem of starstruck Hanars

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Javik Hates the Asari.

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Javik would never date or have sex period.

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Mr.House wrote...

Javik would never date or have sex period.

If Javik had sex no woman in the galaxy would ever sleep with a other man or women again because the sex would never be the same.

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filetemo wrote...

Imagine you are held into stasis for 50.000 years. You are awakened and dolphins are now sentient and are fighting the reapers. Dolphins have now the ability to reproduce with anybody.

Would you mate with a talking bipedal dolphin?

Primitives.

 

It the Dolphins looked like 

 Female Shepard
Liara 
Traynor 
Jack 
Ashley 
Miranda 
and Tali.. 

I would take it into serious  consderation.  Because mean seriously... evolution was rather nice to some of Javiks primatives.... 

Modifié par nitefyre410, 29 juin 2012 - 06:19 .


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Imagine the Arnie Rimmer Mesmer stare by Javik... Even Grunt would bend over for that.

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Just too many images I will not be able to get out of my head now

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iggy4566

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Spiritwolf1 wrote...

Just too many images I will not be able to get out of my head now


Rule 34

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miracleofsound wrote...
 Wouldn't this be a great way for him to preserve some of the Prothean legacy, instead of just whining all the time about it being dead and gone?


Until asari start popping out non-asari...

...no.

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...I actually wanted a Javik romance option.

*hides*

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Ryzaki wrote...

...I actually wanted a Javik romance option.

*hides*


Heavy risk... But the eyes...

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OK, How about instead of an Asari, a female clone of Javik is made? Assuming his genetic structure is somewhat similar to our own, with an XY sex-determination system, with the male having an XY chromosome set, and the female an XX chromosome set, one could simply double the X from Javik's chromosomal pattern, and end up with a female.

Sure, it would be creepy to mate with your own sister/daughter, but considering the severe utilitarian nature of the Prothean, being able to continue the species would be paramount, and would take precedence over any lingering figments of morality.

...As a human, I still think it's squicky as f*ck, though.

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Samuel_Valkyrie wrote...

OK, How about instead of an Asari, a female clone of Javik is made? Assuming his genetic structure is somewhat similar to our own, with an XY sex-determination system, with the male having an XY chromosome set, and the female an XX chromosome set, one could simply double the X from Javik's chromosomal pattern, and end up with a female.

Sure, it would be creepy to mate with your own sister/daughter, but considering the severe utilitarian nature of the Prothean, being able to continue the species would be paramount, and would take precedence over any lingering figments of morality.

...As a human, I still think it's squicky as f*ck, though.


Well there's always your cousins? :P