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What's the Worst Film you've ever seen?


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TheClonesLegacy

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 For me it's "The Room"
or "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"
or "DragonBall Evolution"
or "The Last Airbender"
I dunno...
So what's yours?
Also I gotta Stress don't look at the Thread
Get to posting.

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 08 juillet 2012 - 12:42 .


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Twilight.

I think the upcoming LOL is also a strong contender, though I obviously haven't seen it and I never will. But the trailer very nearly killed me, it was so bad.

Modifié par termokanden, 28 juin 2012 - 07:58 .


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Species 3. Horrible effects despite great visuals left by part one and two from H.R. Giger and not even the chick was hot this time.

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Pearl Harbor, but at least there was a good song about it in Team America.

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If you mean the last Pearl Harbour, yea that was pretty awful. - However:

Iron Eagle

Totally vomit inducing. A movie only for sickeningly idiotic idiots.
I don't know what's worst, the movie itself, or that it's such a great business plan in US (it generated three sequels).

Modifié par bEVEsthda, 28 juin 2012 - 08:10 .


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Eden Log. I had no idea what the **** was going on.

The cover looked cool so i brought it.There was hardly any speech and was merely grunting and scrounging around some dark tunnel.

I had to look on wikipedia just to know what is happening. The women got raped and i had no clue she was.

Then he stabs himself with a tree. Fights with mutants using his fists and stares at them until they bacdown and acknowledge him as the 'alpha male'. Worst ****ing movie ever.

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Naughty Bear wrote...

Eden Log. I had no idea what the **** was going on.

The cover looked cool so i brought it.There was hardly any speech and was merely grunting and scrounging around some dark tunnel.

I had to look on wikipedia just to know what is happening. The women got raped and i had no clue she was.

Then he stabs himself with a tree. Fights with mutants using his fists and stares at them until they bacdown and acknowledge him as the 'alpha male'. Worst ****ing movie ever.


What!? I love Eden Log. It's a french art film, which is why I suppose it wouldn't be for everyone. It's basically a metaphor for man evolving in society, but becoming more cruel and brutish as time goes on.

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TheClonesLegacy wrote...

 For me it's "The Room"
or "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"
So what's yours?


Lol did you just watch JonTron's review too?



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android654 wrote...

Naughty Bear wrote...

Eden Log. I had no idea what the **** was going on.

The cover looked cool so i brought it.There was hardly any speech and was merely grunting and scrounging around some dark tunnel.

I had to look on wikipedia just to know what is happening. The women got raped and i had no clue she was.

Then he stabs himself with a tree. Fights with mutants using his fists and stares at them until they bacdown and acknowledge him as the 'alpha male'. Worst ****ing movie ever.


What!? I love Eden Log. It's a french art film, which is why I suppose it wouldn't be for everyone. It's basically a metaphor for man evolving in society, but becoming more cruel and brutish as time goes on.


I just looked at the cover and expected some evil robot like tree organism. The tree roots on the cover look metallic like and i presumed it was a horror film.

A truly terrible film, the mutants were so rubbish. The start of the film was great, i expected some scares but instead, it spent a good hour of him fumbling around a cave and looking at glowing tubes and hanging cables.

There is nothing 'artistic' about it. Then again i am not an artistic person. I see the majority of 'modern art' as rubbish and i do not view games as art either.

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 28 juin 2012 - 08:26 .


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One of the Resident Evil movies, I can't remember which one and don't think it really matters. It wasn't even a movie, it was just a series of people posing to the twin themes of zombies and retardedness.

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I mean, some ****, on this very planet has brought a piece of paper, with nothing on it! How the **** is that art?!

And some other piece is just some guy flicking paint at a picture that a monkey could do! And was sold somewhere in the millions.

I could take a **** and claim it as art. My ****, represents the birth of life. Egypts god Khepri.

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A.I.

God that movie was depressing.  When the movie ended in theaters everyone in the room just got up and left liked someone died (you could hear a pin drop).  My friend then stated he has been to funerals that were more fun that watching that movie.

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The asian live action Dragon Ball movie. I still can´t understand how I managed to see most of it.

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wolfsite wrote...

A.I.

God that movie was depressing.  When the movie ended in theaters everyone in the room just got up and left liked someone died (you could hear a pin drop).  My friend then stated he has been to funerals that were more fun that watching that movie.


How is it depressing? The kid just stares at a statue under the sea and then aliens find him.

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"Demonoid: Messenger of Death"

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Rockworm503 wrote...

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

 For me it's "The Room"
or "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"
So what's yours?


Lol did you just watch JonTron's review too?

And Phelous'
then I actually watched the movie
and...Dear god.

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 28 juin 2012 - 08:37 .


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Hmmm.... I've seen a lot of movies that were so bad you could laugh at how bad they were and it was still enjoyable.

Based on expectations, I'd have to say Star Wars episode 1: the Phantom Menace. Based on overall quality, Black Sheep with Chris Farley and David Spade, when a comedy is so bad you can't even laugh at it that's something special.

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So much potential, so much ruined. :sick:

Modifié par chunkyman, 28 juin 2012 - 08:47 .


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I loved that film when i was a child. Revenge of the Sith is 10x better.

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Naughty Bear wrote...

chunkyman wrote...

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I loved that film when i was a child. Revenge of the Sith is 10x better.


Not saying much since that like saying something is 10x better than ****. :P

As for the worst film I've seen: 

[IMG]http://screencrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/The-Last-Airbender-International-Poster-Full-27-1-10-kc.jpg[/IMG]

Yup. What else is there to say? <_<

Modifié par Savber100, 28 juin 2012 - 09:06 .


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What did I win?

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What did I win?

"You can't shoot him, They'll Know it was a gun"

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Okay when someone mentions 'Twilight' though he's never actually seen it (me to and never will) I can point to one particularly jewel of film making.



Edit: After seeing that the youtube video contains some gore and more I added instead a link to the imdb page of that movie.

Modifié par Fuinris, 28 juin 2012 - 09:21 .


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Okay when someone mentions 'Twilight' though he's never actually seen it

Oh I've seen it. Though a part of my very being died for good when Edward turned all sparkly.

I know I'm overdoing it. It probably isn't the worst movie I've seen either. I really have seen a lot of crap.

The Tourist also comes to mind. I can't even begin to explain how bad it was. See for yourself. Or better yet, don't!

Modifié par termokanden, 28 juin 2012 - 09:16 .


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TheClonesLegacy wrote...

For me it's "The Room"
or "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"
So what's yours?



I've seen both of those, and there's no way I could say either was the worst movie I've ever seen, I enjoyed both way too much. Many tears of laughter were shed.

Okay, sure, they weren't supposed to be comedies... but I'd watch them again.

Movies I wouldn't watch again (unless Rifftrax/MST3K assisted):

Fist of the Warrior (starring Mortal Kombat's original Liu Kang, Ho Sung Pak) - they ran out of money/time and had no ending, so they chopped up a bit of stuff already filmed and stuck it on the end of the movie in hopes it would work. It didn't.

Tekken (the live action one) - just... no.

Ninja Assassin - why have a decent story/plot when there's people being chopped up everywhere?

Silent Hill (I wanted to stand up in the movie theater and shout "THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED!"...and still it's one of the better game-to-movie adaptations, which is sad)

Manos: the Hands of Fate. Watch it without Joel and the bots. I dare ya.