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[Seboist]

Uwe Boll's "films" were the worst I've seen and unlike Ed Wood's I wasn't able to find any enjoyment in them.

[Elhanan]

The Wild Wild West is on my list, as well as D&D: The Movie; simply glad these were seen on DVD rather than paying for tickets.

[frustratemyself]

The Village, the M. Night Shyamalan one. I've never been so close to walking out on a movie.

[Shepenwepet]

Elhanan wrote...

The Wild Wild West is on my list, as well as D&D: The Movie; simply glad these were seen on DVD rather than paying for tickets.

It had a sequel! I don't even remember if I watched it... but apparently it's better than the first one. Well, it'd have to be. 

[The Minority]

James Cameron's Avatar.

[Rockworm503]

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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. Ugh... that movie was beyond terrible.

I don't remember this being that bad. A generic action movie? Sure, but not horrible.

That's okay at one time I thought Star Wars Episode 1: A Phantom Menance was just a cookie cutter derivative movie too.  Go read up on this movie to see just how bad it really was.  And go watch it again.  If you can.

i'll be really shocked if it turns out to be worse than Iremember. I't not like it could be as bad as Kindergarten Cop or The Last Action Hero. You know, I think I've got it on dvd somewhere...

$70 million dollar budget and only made $19 million?  C'mon now..  It failed in every sense of the world fail.  Box office fail, critical fail, fan fail, movie based on game fail.

Ebert and Roeper scathing review

Rotten Tomatoes

IMDB

Wikipedia

But hey whatever boats your float.

So you don't actually have a reason for why its your worst.  Its just parotting.

I've seen it and it's horrible.  I don't need any more reason then that.  Read the reviews if you want more in depth analysis.  I'm not wasting my time on a game forum going to explain why this movie is garbage to a bunch of apologists and devils advocates.

Than why do you bother posting at all?  If you think so little of us than posting your opinion should be a waste of time in the first place.

[Arcadian Legend]

Seboist wrote...

Uwe Boll's "films" were the worst I've seen and unlike Ed Wood's I wasn't able to find any enjoyment in them.

I pride myself on the fact that I haven't watched a single one.

[Rockworm503]

Knowing.
The only movie I've actually walked out on at the theater.

[Seagloom]

Worst movie I ever sat through was Batman & Robin. Somehow I managed to watch it *twice*. Once alone, and a second time with my best friend to see his reactions as they happened. The live action version of Fist of the North Star comes very close, though.

Worst movies I stopped watching early on to preserve the last shreds of my failing sanity...

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Ultraviolet
Jersey Girl
Superman Returns
Electra
Bloodrayne

Worst movies I actually liked...

Rapid Fire

Rest in peace Brandon Lee.

Also, Super Mario Bros.

Modifié par Seagloom, 28 juin 2012 - 11:35 .

[android654]

^^Ultraviolet and Bloodrayne aren't movies. They're excuses to stare at Milla Jovovich naked and Kristana Loken have sex.

[Seagloom]

android654 wrote...

^^Ultraviolet and Bloodrayne aren't movies. They're excuses to stare at Milla Jovovich naked and Kristana Loken have sex.

I missed both those scenes. I guess seeing Milla Jovovich almost nude in Resident Evil and Kristanna Loken have sex on The L Word makes up for the lack. Most of the bonus with none of the prolonged agony. :happy:

Modifié par Seagloom, 28 juin 2012 - 11:38 .

[android654]

She gets naked really early on. And Bloodrayne's scene is hot because it's in a dungeon.

Seriously though, Ultraviolet is great if you remove the story and just watch the action scenes.[/quote] Some of the best fight choreography ever captured.

OH. I remembered another one. Kick-Ass is an abortion of a movie, but Hit-Girl's fight scenes were really well done.

[Rockworm503]

android654 wrote...


OH. I remembered another one. Kick-Ass is an abortion of a movie, but Hit-Girl's fight scenes were really well done.

NO

[Seagloom]

Ultraviolet is one of those movies I tried to watch several times in bits and pieces, and never managed to last longer than three minute bursts each time. >.< Not surprised I missed it considering that. I can't watch something just for the action or sex scenes. That said, a movie has to be pretty crap for me to stop watching it. I have a high tolerance for bad acting and cheese.

[android654]

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OH. I remembered another one. Kick-Ass is an abortion of a movie, but Hit-Girl's fight scenes were really well done.[/quote]

NO

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Her fight scenes were pretty good. It's the only thing worth seeing in that movie. Hell, Nicholas Cage in that 40 second warehouse scene is the best thing he's done on film in his entire career.[/quote]

Modifié par android654, 28 juin 2012 - 11:51 .

[Mystic dream]

Alexander. One of the most hilarious things I've watched. Way over the top acting with some super weird actor choices. Every time Colin Farrel has a fit in that movie, I can't help but laugh.

The Village by M. Night Shyamalan is a good contender too, that movie can't even make me laugh at it for how bad it is. For that matter, everything after Sixth Sense from that director has been utter crap. Unbreakable and Signs are ok though.

[android654]

Seagloom wrote...

Ultraviolet is one of those movies I tried to watch several times in bits and pieces, and never managed to last longer than three minute bursts each time. >.< Not surprised I missed it considering that. I can't watch something just for the action or sex scenes. That said, a movie has to be pretty crap for me to stop watching it. I have a high tolerance for bad acting and cheese.

I don't blame you. I saw Bloodrayne since I loved the game so much and Kristana Loken was in it. I was like 14 at the time so that's all the reason I needed to watch it.

There are a lot of bad movies that have good action scenes. The Transporter movies is a good example. I see them like music videos. They don't mean anything, but they're fun to watch.

[wsandista]

Bloodsuckers

[android654]

Fuinris wrote...

android654 wrote...

OH. I remembered another one. Kick-Ass is an abortion of a movie

How can you say this? Kick-Ass kicks ass an there's been some news that they actually doing another movie.

The story is empty, the characters are hollow, the sence of urgency with conflict is non-existent and the "humor" that's present fails to deliver. It's all around a really weak movie. Just like Wanted. it doesn't do anything well except the action. Unlike Kick-Ass, Wanted's protagonist has character and his supporting cast are aptly written and acted. They don't have to rely on an eleven year old to carry the whole movie, and it's still a crappy movie. I'm just shoked they're making another one.

Edit: I take it back. Wanted is actually a good movie. I wont say it moved somethign in me, made me contemplate about my own life, or crave a new experience like a great movie does. However, for a comic book adaptation that changed a lot from it's source material, it was a good movie. Kick-Ass is a weak version of the product from people trying to emulate something similar. But in the end it just came off as a weak attempt to give 12 year olds something to see and feel "adult" for watching it.

Modifié par android654, 29 juin 2012 - 12:21 .

[Seagloom]

See, I actually liked the Transporter. Especially the first movie. That scene when he fights those guys with all that oil and the weird music is playing? Awesome. I guess brainless action movies can get a pass from me if the fights are fun to watch. XD Not that a shirtless Jason Statham hurt matters. >.> Most action movies turn me off before their first fight scene.

I thought the Bloodrayne games were okay at the time. That movie though... gah. The only thing I can say in its favor is it wasn't the worst Uwe Boll movie I tried watching. That honor belongs to House of the Dead. A cheesy, if insanely fun video game turned into a horrid and thoroughly banal movie. Pity.

Modifié par Seagloom, 29 juin 2012 - 12:10 .

[Tommyspa]

Rest Stop 2

[android654]

Seagloom wrote...

See, I actually liked the Transporter. Especially the first movie. That scene when he fights those guys with all that oil and the weird music is playing? Awesome. I guess brainless action movies can get a pass from me if the fights are fun to watch. XD Not that a shirtless Jason Statham hurt matters. >.> Most action movies turn me off before their first fight scene.

I thought the Bloodrayne games were okay at the time. That movie though... gah. The only thing I can say in its favor is it wasn't the worst Uwe Boll movie I tried watching. That honor belongs to House of the Dead. A cheesy, if insanely fun video game turned into a horrid and thoroughly banal movie. Pity.

Who hates a shirtless Statham?

The first Transporter was a decent movie, T2 was just an excuse to have a model in her underwear and Statham do an action reel. Transporter 3 tried to meld those two approaches into one movie and it still delivered I suppose. At any rate, when I see a movie I usually have some idea of what to expect. I'm not going to see Anna Karenina and complain that no one's been shot. I wont go and see Savages (which I will see. Oliver Stone is a god) and be disturbed by the violence.

I was 13 or 14! There was a scantly clad redhead vampire, I was going to see that movie.

When you look at everything like that, you learn  to enjoy what those things do well and not what they don't attempt to do.

[Druss99]

android654 wrote...

She gets naked really early on. And Bloodrayne's scene is hot because it's in a dungeon.

That's a unique fetish you have there.

Dragon Crusaders was so bad that I don't even know what to say about it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1999141/

Modifié par Druss99, 29 juin 2012 - 12:37 .

[android654]

^Everyone's had sex in a dungeon at least once.