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[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Alpha-Centuri wrote...

Oh... Sleeping Beauty (2011)... About a girl who voluntarily gets sedated and fulfills the rape fetish for these old creepy men. The only good thing I take from that movie is that Emily Browning shows the goods. Negative... so do a bunch of geriatrics. The movie itself is abysmal. I gave it a 1/5 on netflix.

Why you do this to yourself?! 

[SinnSly]

Twilight, no competitor.

[Daennikus]

I put myself through all 4 films, I wanted to know what all the fuss was it about, and I needed to know in order to criticize.

I strongly regret ever watching Twilight. I'm just glad I didn't have to pay for any of it.

[Laamaa]

Black sheep. Seriousely, who comes up with this ****?

And yes, offcourse all the twilight stuff too...

[RPGmom28]

SinnSly wrote...

Twilight, no competitor.

Yes. 
My sister is a Twihard.  It's a good thing I like her anyway.

[Alpha-Centuri]

Daennikus wrote...

I put myself through all 4 films, I wanted to know what all the fuss was it about, and I needed to know in order to criticize.

I strongly regret ever watching Twilight. I'm just glad I didn't have to pay for any of it.

I didn't go see the first three out of sheer refusal. My girlfriend wanted to go see Breaking Dawn considering I picked the last move (The Immortals... not much better in hindsight). I told her straight up that the only way I go is if she pays for me. Considering I always pay when we go out, I assumed that would scare her off. The enticing nature of that trainwreck of a movie was stronger. Atleast I can still say I never paid to go see it. Seriously... it is porn... emotional porn for housewives and teenage bieber-ites.

A fantasy world where two immortal hot guys fight over you.. for? She has no special powers... no raison d' etre, no talents nor attributes. Its not the fact that she is normal that is the problem. Its the idea that a 108 year old vampire is obsessed with a 17 year old girl (and has a baby with her freshly at 18) and its hailed as a tale of true love...

[goofyomnivore]

Starship Troopers 2
The Canyon
Battlefield Earth

Would be my current top three. I usually try to avoid bad movies. I watched ST2 because I liked ST, and boy was that a major let down. I watched The Canyon, because I was flipping through the movie channels saw Yvonne Strahovski, and was like oh that's Miranda cool. It was a terrible movie and she didn't act very well at all. It was like she knew this movie sucked and didn't put any effort into it, don't blame her personally. Battlefield Earth has annoying 'hero character' and incredibly dumb antagonists. Not to mention the cavemen can fly f15 jets because they know how to ride a horse.

[SinnSly]

RPGmom28 wrote...

SinnSly wrote...

Twilight, no competitor.

Yes. 
My sister is a Twihard.  It's a good thing I like her anyway.

I wouldn't be able to resist tormenting her frankly XD

[Alpha-Centuri]

Imperial Sentinel Arian wrote...

Alpha-Centuri wrote...

Oh... Sleeping Beauty (2011)... About a girl who voluntarily gets sedated and fulfills the rape fetish for these old creepy men. The only good thing I take from that movie is that Emily Browning shows the goods. Negative... so do a bunch of geriatrics. The movie itself is abysmal. I gave it a 1/5 on netflix.

Why you do this to yourself?! 

Cause I like to assume that I have taste in "artsy" stuff. I've long come to realize a lot of these indie "wtf" movies are terrible most of the time. It's not art, its... ugh. Same thing with that movie Brown Bunny (google the controversy). The director tried to defend it as art... Nah dude, the movie was terrible and you used it as an excuse to get head from a reputable actress.

[Fidget6]

Rockworm503 wrote...

Fidget6 wrote...

Logan Cloud wrote...

Thankskilling. Go on, watch it on Netflix right now. I await your response.

Thankskilling is freaking hilarious! Me and some friends got it randomly at Fry's, hardest I've laughed at a movie in a long time. xD

As for the worst I've ever seen? Probably The Room.

Never heard of it but it sounds like a Budget movie hack horror BS nonsense.  How that made you laugh and not The Room is beyond me.

The Room made me laugh. The difference is Thankskilling tells you right on the case the movie is crap, and they geniunely tried to make it the most ridiculous concept possible and just have fun, and it really worked. If you've never heard of it I don't know how you can jump to judgements so quickly though. 

[Siansonea]

Battlefield Earth was pretty awful. So was Transformers 2. BloodRayne was beyond atrocious. I don't know what the most irretrievably bad film that I've seen is though, I tend to block them out of my mind for the most part.

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

Batman and Robin

[android654]

Alpha-Centuri wrote...

Imperial Sentinel Arian wrote...

Alpha-Centuri wrote...

Oh... Sleeping Beauty (2011)... About a girl who voluntarily gets sedated and fulfills the rape fetish for these old creepy men. The only good thing I take from that movie is that Emily Browning shows the goods. Negative... so do a bunch of geriatrics. The movie itself is abysmal. I gave it a 1/5 on netflix.

Why you do this to yourself?! 

Cause I like to assume that I have taste in "artsy" stuff. I've long come to realize a lot of these indie "wtf" movies are terrible most of the time. It's not art, its... ugh. Same thing with that movie Brown Bunny (google the controversy). The director tried to defend it as art... Nah dude, the movie was terrible and you used it as an excuse to get head from a reputable actress.

She's actually quite proud of that film, and even went so far as to compare it to a Warhol movie. So she seems to think quite a bit more of it. She was also in "Kids," so it's not like she's never done sexual things in films before.

Sleaping Beauty's on my list, but a friend compared the feel to "Chloe." If it's even half as good as that, then it'll be great.

Modifié par android654, 29 juin 2012 - 07:58 .

[bEVEsthda]

I had a train of thoughts, going through this thread.

First, I reacted at that some people thought some films were so bad. Why would they feel that? When there is XXXX, like?

Then it occured to me that people find movies bad, for individual and different reasons.

Then I realized, that for myself, that reason is stupidity. For me, pointless story, the material craftmanship, low budget and poor acting are rather irrelevant. Really stupid story elements, stupid events, stupid representations, sinks movies far, far below where they can ever go by being poorly made.

So Michael Bay is a truly awful, abyssmally bad movie creator. And for me, he has certainly made some of the worst movies ever.


(Uwe Boll?  Nah, hardly. That's just gamers' usual whining again.  IMO, 'course.)

Modifié par bEVEsthda, 29 juin 2012 - 08:19 .

[Chromie]

android654 wrote...
she's never done sexual things in films before.

Sleaping Beauty's on my list, but a friend compared the feel to "Chloe." If it's even half as good as that, then it'll be great.

Don't worry it's not not that I cared for Chole or Kids.

Modifié par Skelter192, 29 juin 2012 - 08:20 .

[slimgrin]

I'm all for artsy in films, stuff like Let the Right one In, but sometimes artsy masks a bunch of trite fluff.

[android654]

There's a difference between art/art house films and indie films. Let the right one in, The Tracey Fragments, Chloe are indie films, not really art films. The structure is very much like a traditional film but is done without the bureaucracy that Hollywood films use to gain mass revenue. An art film usually relies heavily on interpretation to make sense of the plot, and the portions of the plot that isn't present. Films like The Science of Sleep, The Life Aquatic, and Coffee and Cigarettes are more art films than the ones mentioned.

[Seagloom]

The Life Aquatic... loved that movie. Just needed to mention that. I rarely see it get any love.

I watch indie and art house stuff almost as much as conventional movies. That isn't saying much, though. I rarely watch movies these days. Art house impressed me a lot more when I was a teenager. These days I need to put myself in a certain mindset when a movie expects me to think, or floor with shock factor.

[Rockworm503]

Annie_Dear wrote...

Anything and everything that Michael Bay has done.

No desire to defend him but I thought The Rock and The Island were decent.
Better than ruining Transformers at least.

[Naughty Bear]

I don't see the point in 'artsy' crap.

The only thing that can be considered art is when the artist puts so much creativity, time and effort into the work itself.

Think of Mona Lisa. It has great detail and would of taken time to complete. Like the Milan Duomo. the blue mosque, Topkapi Palace, Cagaloglu Baths, or nature itself like Mt Kenya.

But i really don't get how films or games can be art.

[Rockworm503]

Siansonea II wrote...

Battlefield Earth was pretty awful. So was Transformers 2. BloodRayne was beyond atrocious. I don't know what the most irretrievably bad film that I've seen is though, I tend to block them out of my mind for the most part.

 while you were LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME I was watching terrible movies

[Ibn_Shisha]

Troll 2.

'nough said.

[Ibn_Shisha]

Naughty Bear wrote...

I don't see the point in 'artsy' crap.

The only thing that can be considered art is when the artist puts so much creativity, time and effort into the work itself.

Think of Mona Lisa. It has great detail and would of taken time to complete. Like the Milan Duomo. the blue mosque, Topkapi Palace, Cagaloglu Baths, or nature itself like Mt Kenya.

But i really don't get how films or games can be art.

Cagaloglu?  Not familiar with that one.  Better than Cemberlitas?  Blue mosque is amazing.  Used 3 rolls of film just on it.

[Rockworm503]

Naughty Bear wrote...

I don't see the point in 'artsy' crap.

The only thing that can be considered art is when the artist puts so much creativity, time and effort into the work itself.

Think of Mona Lisa. It has great detail and would of taken time to complete. Like the Milan Duomo. the blue mosque, Topkapi Palace, Cagaloglu Baths, or nature itself like Mt Kenya.

But i really don't get how films or games can be art.

I'm sure people said the same thing about paintings while Van Gogh was alive.