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[TheClonesLegacy]

Fuinris wrote...

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Batman and Robin.
I mean look at it:

/snip

The batman on the right side is Val Kilmer from Batman begins. As horrible Batman & Robin is, some of the quotes never fail to make me laugh. The Treating of Bane make me wanna puke and cry though.



Cruke.

It's not even Bane in that movie, It's just a steroid abusing Henchman PRETENDING to be Bane.

[Lord_Valandil]

Alien vs. Hunter
Birth (with Nicole Kidman, what a crap-fest)
Turtles can fly
Man on fire
Happy feet
Eragon
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Ep. I
Dead Silence
The Descent
2001

I hated those...

[TheClonesLegacy]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Alien vs. Hunter
Birth (with Nicole Kidman, what a crap-fest)
Turtles can fly
Man on fire
Happy feet
Eragon
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Ep. I
Dead Silence
The Descent
2001

I hated those...

I actually Watched Spider-man 3 a bit ago, It wasn't too bad actually, Better than I remember...it's just not as good as the other two, and had Bad casting for Venom, also the Dancing.

[Rockworm503]

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

Fuinris wrote...

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Batman and Robin.
I mean look at it:

/snip

The batman on the right side is Val Kilmer from Batman begins. As horrible Batman & Robin is, some of the quotes never fail to make me laugh. The Treating of Bane make me wanna puke and cry though.



Cruke.

It's not even Bane in that movie, It's just a steroid abusing Henchman PRETENDING to be Bane.

Omg I'd argue thats giving it too much credit.... More like a retarded fart that Poison Ivy had.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Rockworm503 wrote...

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

Fuinris wrote...

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Batman and Robin.
I mean look at it:

/snip

The batman on the right side is Val Kilmer from Batman begins. As horrible Batman & Robin is, some of the quotes never fail to make me laugh. The Treating of Bane make me wanna puke and cry though.



Cruke.

It's not even Bane in that movie, It's just a steroid abusing Henchman PRETENDING to be Bane.

Omg I'd argue thats giving it too much credit.... More like a retarded fart that Poison Ivy had.

....Y'know what, Yeah that's perfect.

[Rockworm503]

TheClonesLegacy wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Alien vs. Hunter
Birth (with Nicole Kidman, what a crap-fest)
Turtles can fly
Man on fire
Happy feet
Eragon
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Ep. I
Dead Silence
The Descent
2001

I hated those...

I actually Watched Spider-man 3 a bit ago, It wasn't too bad actually, Better than I remember...it's just not as good as the other two, and had Bad casting for Venom, also the Dancing.

I cannot agree with you.  Venom's casting was the least of this movie's problems.  The fact that the studio forced Raimi into using Venom and Sandman in the same movie when he wanted to save him for the 4th movie is bad enough.  But there's just way too much bad in this movie.  From how easy it was to kill Venom (*couch Bullpoop) the forced emotion going on with Sandman.  Shoehorning him in to be Ben's killer.  And the Crying "I forgive you for killing him"

[Chromie]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Alien vs. Hunter
Birth (with Nicole Kidman, what a crap-fest)
Turtles can fly
Man on fire
Happy feet
Eragon
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Ep. I
Dead Silence
The Descent
2001

I hated those...

You are not talking about 2001: A Space Odyssey are you? It's a fantastic film and better than the book.

Modifié par Skelter192, 03 juillet 2012 - 05:40 .

[Rockworm503]

Hmmm I thought Man on Fire was pretty good.

[Druk-Qs]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Alien vs. Hunter
Birth (with Nicole Kidman, what a crap-fest)
Turtles can fly
Man on fire
Happy feet
Eragon
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Ep. I
Dead Silence
The Descent
2001

I hated those...

You are a very lucky man if these are worst movies you've ever seen(except for Eragon and Dead Silence, those, yeah, those were stupid).

Modifié par One_Sunny_Place, 03 juillet 2012 - 05:46 .

[Aylyese]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Happy feet

This really was the worst of the current breed of animated films.. I couldn't believe they did a number 2 of this... It bored the living crap out of me. 

[Sundance31us]

AwesomeName wrote...

Does anyone else think George Clooney looks like Powdered Toast Man?

<snip>

Looks like? I thought he was the Powdered Toast Man.

[Dutchess]

Fire & Ice



Did not reach the end. The acting was plain horrible. To illustrate that the villagers became poor because dragon attacks prevented them from working the fields, all the villagers walked in circles around the market place with sad pouty faces.

[Siansonea]

Not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but Sucker Punch needs to be on this list. Seriously, one of the most ill-conceived ideas for a movie I've ever heard of. Some people should keep their adolescent rape fantasies to themselves, and they certainly shouldn't crow about how "empowered" the women in a movie like this are.

Modifié par Siansonea II, 03 juillet 2012 - 03:02 .

[Siansonea]

Imperial Sentinel Arian wrote...

OMG THIS! In 2004, Hollywood discovered that Racism Is Bad™. They made a movie about it. And because everyone in Hollywood was in it, they chose it as the Best Picture at the Academy Awards for that year. Everything that is wrong with the movie industry is epitomized by this film.

[android654]

Rockworm503 wrote...

Hmmm I thought Man on Fire was pretty good.

I thought it was a great thriller. Now that I'm thinking about it, I can see it's influence on Savages. Either way it was well written, acted, choreographed and film. Don't see how anyone can call that bad.

Modifié par android654, 03 juillet 2012 - 03:31 .

[spirosz]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Alien vs. Hunter
Birth (with Nicole Kidman, what a crap-fest)
Turtles can fly
Man on fire
Happy feet
Eragon
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Ep. I
Dead Silence
The Descent
2001

I hated those...

How do you not like Man on Fire?!?!? 

[eroeru]

Naughty Bear wrote...

android654 wrote...

Naughty Bear wrote...

Eden Log. I had no idea what the **** was going on.

The cover looked cool so i brought it.There was hardly any speech and was merely grunting and scrounging around some dark tunnel.

I had to look on wikipedia just to know what is happening. The women got raped and i had no clue she was.

Then he stabs himself with a tree. Fights with mutants using his fists and stares at them until they bacdown and acknowledge him as the 'alpha male'. Worst ****ing movie ever.

What!? I love Eden Log. It's a french art film, which is why I suppose it wouldn't be for everyone. It's basically a metaphor for man evolving in society, but becoming more cruel and brutish as time goes on.

I just looked at the cover and expected some evil robot like tree organism. The tree roots on the cover look metallic like and i presumed it was a horror film.

A truly terrible film, the mutants were so rubbish. The start of the film was great, i expected some scares but instead, it spent a good hour of him fumbling around a cave and looking at glowing tubes and hanging cables.

There is nothing 'artistic' about it. Then again i am not an artistic person. I see the majority of 'modern art' as rubbish and i do not view games as art either.

Do not talk of things you do not understand. It will only make you look stupid (which you probably are).

edit: I take that back. You can talk about it, but do not think you're brilliantly right and legitimate in your criticism, if it is without well-established reasoning (which is clearly the case here).

Modifié par eroeru, 03 juillet 2012 - 04:14 .

[Cutlass Jack]

For the sake of this exercise I'm limiting this to movies I actually paid to see in theatres.

Highlander II (The Sickening)
I can't remember a film so packed on opening night only to have the entire audience scream and throw things at the screen when Lambert uttered those famous words "I remembered my time on the planet Zeist..."

And then the film tried to become a Dune sequel. Highlander II wasn't content to be bad on its own, It tried to actively ruin the movie that preceeded it as well. At least the Hero admitted even he couldnt follow the story midway through the film.


Sorceress

This is one of those films that is so unbelievably bad it was almost good. Especially when seeing it with an entire audience of people actively mocking it. It was one of the many bad fantasy films that tried to profit off the success of Conan. This one featured twin girls raised as boys so that they wouldnt be sacrificed to an evil god.

I should point out that despite being played by twin Playboy models wearing miniskirts, no one in the cast could figure out they were really girls before the Big Reveal. They also, like the Corsican Brothers, could feel what the other one was experienced...which made for a highly awkward moment when one got nookie. Instead of a Fade to Black, they shifted the scene to the other Twin who...well I'm sure you can figure it out from there.

The main difference between this and Highlander II is that no one expected it to be good. We just underestimated how bad it was. According to IMDb, this film made it onto a 50 Worst Movies Ever Made collection.

[Naughty Bear]

eroeru wrote...

Naughty Bear wrote...

android654 wrote...

Naughty Bear wrote...

Eden Log. I had no idea what the **** was going on.

The cover looked cool so i brought it.There was hardly any speech and was merely grunting and scrounging around some dark tunnel.

I had to look on wikipedia just to know what is happening. The women got raped and i had no clue she was.

Then he stabs himself with a tree. Fights with mutants using his fists and stares at them until they bacdown and acknowledge him as the 'alpha male'. Worst ****ing movie ever.

What!? I love Eden Log. It's a french art film, which is why I suppose it wouldn't be for everyone. It's basically a metaphor for man evolving in society, but becoming more cruel and brutish as time goes on.

I just looked at the cover and expected some evil robot like tree organism. The tree roots on the cover look metallic like and i presumed it was a horror film.

A truly terrible film, the mutants were so rubbish. The start of the film was great, i expected some scares but instead, it spent a good hour of him fumbling around a cave and looking at glowing tubes and hanging cables.

There is nothing 'artistic' about it. Then again i am not an artistic person. I see the majority of 'modern art' as rubbish and i do not view games as art either.

Do not talk of things you do not understand. It will only make you look stupid (which you probably are).

edit: I take that back. You can talk about it, but do not think you're brilliantly right and legitimate in your criticism, if it is without well-established reasoning (which is clearly the case here).

Excuse me? How the **** does my lack of appreciation in your poor sense of 'art' is linked to my intelligence? Please explain me how this comparison of yours suddenly came to fruition in that mind of yours?

If you read what i actually wrote, i brought the film expecting it to be a horror. When my expectations of it going to be a horror, it is obvious i am going to disappointed.

As you can see, this is a thread where members post what in their opinion, is the worst film they have seen. Already, there has been disagreements. Some thought 'Man On Fire' was rubbish while others thought it was great. This isn't about facts, it is about what films we did not enjoy and this is a thread where we come to post about what films we disliked.

But what gives you the right to grant me permission to talk about this film? Get of your high horse you muppet. I never said i was brilliantly right and my arguement was 'legitimate'. I gave my opinion on the film, not a ****ing fact.

How dare you even judge my intelligence in the first place, because i fail to see what is art and what isn't art or my view in art is obviously different in how you percieve art.

If your ready to talk like an adult and state your opinion and explain why i am wrong and also why your brilliant, then please do but don't start by talking down upon forum members who have different opinions. You opinion is not right and never will be right to anyone else but yourself.

If your unable to accept that then please, ****** off.

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 03 juillet 2012 - 04:39 .

[Lord_Valandil]

spiros9110 wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Alien vs. Hunter
Birth (with Nicole Kidman, what a crap-fest)
Turtles can fly
Man on fire
Happy feet
Eragon
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Ep. I
Dead Silence
The Descent
2001

I hated those...

How do you not like Man on Fire?!?!? 

It gave me a headache!
The cinematography was pretty awful for me. Also...why accepting the kidnapper's terms? Creasy had captured his brother and the rest of his family. Daniel Sanchez wasn't precisely in a bargaining position. Am I wrong?

Skelter192 wrote...

You are not talking about 2001: A Space Odyssey are you? It's a fantastic film and better than the book.

2001...yes, Kubrick's movie. I understood it, but I didn't like it. I thought it was pretentious and boring (seriously, 20 minutes of chimps? Yes, I get it...but still...). I haven't read the book yet.

Modifié par Lord_Valandil, 03 juillet 2012 - 07:19 .

[android654]

Here's the funny thing about Mobsters kidnapping small children in Mexico. They rarely give a f*ck about anyone. He didn't care when his other people got killed and wouldn't care about anyone else getting killed.

You should read/watch more crime dramas.

[Lord_Valandil]

android654 wrote...

Here's the funny thing about Mobsters kidnapping small children in Mexico. They rarely give a f*ck about anyone. He didn't care when his other people got killed and wouldn't care about anyone else getting killed.

You should read/watch more crime dramas.

I live in Mexico btw.
I mean, I wasn't expecting the criminal to burst in tears or something, but he accepted to trade the girl for his brother, his family and Creasy's life, didn't he? He could have said "Whatever, Denzel Washington, kill them if you want, I don't care". But he didn't, right?

[android654]

Bueno, si eres de Mexico, entonces debes de comprender la manera en que ellos piensan.

The only thing of value was Lupita. So that means Creasy had to do whatever he needed to get the girl back. Also, Creasy was dying from the bullet wounds he didn't allow to heal due to Lupita's kidnapping. He basically knew his life was over and he was going to make his last act one that mattered. Creasy even dies on the way, and isn't killed by Sanchez.

So there was never going to be happy ending for Creasy in any circumstance, he had nothing to lose by "giving in." In a way he won twice since he saves Lupita and denies Sanchez the chance to get what he wants.

Modifié par android654, 03 juillet 2012 - 09:03 .