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CHARACTER PETITION: Turian Councilor


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#51
corporal doody

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I lol'd....I lol'd HARD

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Chevyboy88

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This is the single greatest topic ever. EVER!

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Chevyboy88 wrote...

This is the single greatest topic ever. EVER!


Yay

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JShepppp

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So I hear theres a new difficulty on the block and it's called platinum. Air quotes would be useful for it.

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I haven't laughed this hard on BSN since the heyday of the MP meme thread. Brilliant work all around!

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JShepppp wrote...

 Imagine if you could play as the Turial Councilor in multiplayer. As with all characters, he'd have 3 powers, and they'd be unique. I'd suggest he have the following:

SNIPPED 30 paragraphs of Win


You, sir, are a steely eyed missile man! :D:D

I practically peed myself laughing. "Ah yes, Cerberus. We have dismissed that claim."
*3 Phantoms kill themselves.*

Bravo, good sir! BRAVO!

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Creston918 wrote...

JShepppp wrote...

 Imagine if you could play as the Turial Councilor in multiplayer. As with all characters, he'd have 3 powers, and they'd be unique. I'd suggest he have the following:

SNIPPED 30 paragraphs of Win


You, sir, are a steely eyed missile man! :D:D

I practically peed myself laughing. "Ah yes, Cerberus. We have dismissed that claim."
*3 Phantoms kill themselves.*

Bravo, good sir! BRAVO!


Lol thanks. I particularly liked how you paraphrased what I wrote to "30 paragraphs of win". It is humbling.

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After playing platinum, im considering making this an official petition.

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bump

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GenericEnemy wrote...

JShepppp wrote...


Air Quotes: This is the main "unique" power. Basically, it involves dismissing the enemies' existences and giving them an existential crisis. Here is how I would guess the power evolutions would flow:

(1) Allow the Turian Councilor to make air quotes in battle, giving enemies an existential crisis, stunning enemies for 5 seconds as they are forced to contemplate their existentiality. Does not do any damage. Character temporarily puts all weapons away and uses both hands to make air quote motions, then takes weapons back out again. You cannot fire while activating this power. Gives the words "Ah, yes" to begin the air quote. Only works on undefended enemies (no armor, shields, or barrier).



lol, this right here seals this thread's win level.



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GenericEnemy wrote...

JShepppp wrote...


Air Quotes: This is the main "unique" power. Basically, it involves dismissing the enemies' existences and giving them an existential crisis. Here is how I would guess the power evolutions would flow:

(1) Allow the Turian Councilor to make air quotes in battle, giving enemies an existential crisis, stunning enemies for 5 seconds as they are forced to contemplate their existentiality. Does not do any damage. Character temporarily puts all weapons away and uses both hands to make air quote motions, then takes weapons back out again. You cannot fire while activating this power. Gives the words "Ah, yes" to begin the air quote. Only works on undefended enemies (no armor, shields, or barrier).



lol, this right here seals this thread's win level.


For some reason, I can't get the image out of my head of a confused brute sitting down on its big brute butt scratching its head in disbelief.

This effect should also buff any nearby Vorcha with even faster reaction time and it causes them to talk like an Oxford scholar.:wizard:

#62
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Sometimes BSN is a cesspool, other times it's a cesspool with hilariously awesome threads like this.

So much win OP.


*slowclaps*

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"Ah, yes. [Bioware]. We have dismissed that claim."

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"Ah yes. Something for players as OP as the enemies are. We have dismissed that claim." :wizard:

Modifié par wraith27, 18 août 2012 - 05:46 .


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All the internets to this person! Win!

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Necro, but an awesome one nonetheless.

Is this the "patriot"?

Ah yes...

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Joltaire

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Hologram + Air Quotes = Instant Death for All Enemies

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Frosty10001

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Ah, yes, "EA", we have dismissed that claim.

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Frosty10001 wrote...

Ah, yes, "EA", we have dismissed that claim.


"If only it were so easy..." ~ Arbiter, Halo 2

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This thread is to much win to die

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JShepppp

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MoElfarri wrote...

This thread is to much win to die


Bump

#72
ValintineL

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I thought this was supposed to be real or RPish until I got to the air quotes thing and laughed. Well played... well played.

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ValintineL wrote...

I thought this was supposed to be real or RPish until I got to the air quotes thing and laughed. Well played... well played.


Lol thanks. They  made a Volus...suppose having Air Quotes wouldn't be TOO far off.

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Linked in the single player DLC version as well and changed the title in the spirit of recent forum posts.

Modifié par JShepppp, 14 octobre 2012 - 05:41 .


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10/10