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Gashie

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 .. while taking a shower, you glance at your body soap's sticker label that says "germ protection soap" and instinctively misread it as "damage protection soap" instead.

... you hold the tv remote, do a frontal fist bump to the tv and make a biotic explosion sound while turning it on, and your wife looks at you funny.


What are your "you play too much MP" moments, if any?

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SilentRich

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Opening a box and expecting more character cards you don't care about.

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Slother93

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I pretend I'm in hunter mode as I enter conference rooms at work.

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SOMETHING_FOR_NOTHING

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When u start seeing in Hunter Mode IRL...

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tMc Tallgeese

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When I finish work for the day and scream,"For Tuchanka!"

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Dust316

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I see the red grenade thrown symbol in my peripheral vision when things get tense at work. And then I attempt a combat roll....

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alayyubi

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i look over "cover" (office desk, car, corner) and expecting to snipe at sth

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Gwyphon

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Playing singleplayer and mashing 6 to try and save yourself, only to find that sabotage is mapped to it instead.

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SpiffyNova

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The last time my galaxy at war status was below 90% was March 6th.

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AlistairsGirl

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Reviving an old thread, but I had this moment today and had to add it here.

I know when I've played too much multiplayer when I'm in a match and over my very rarely used mic I give a cheery 'thank you' to a team member for reviving me to which he replies with a 'you're welcome' and the first thing I think is ....'gawd that's a sexy voice for a turian...'

That's when I no it's time to turn off the game and return to rl.

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GiroX-

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I saw GPS somewhere and automatically thought of Geth Plasma Shotgun instead of Global Positioning Satellite.

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MstrJedi Kyle

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GiroX- wrote...

I saw GPS somewhere and automatically thought of Geth Plasma Shotgun instead of Global Positioning Satellite.



I did this two days ago

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When you think hearing phantom noises in the long dark empty alley.

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xcrunr1647

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3rd time: but it's priceless, so I'm gonna say the same thing...

When you miss a phone call from your gf because you're in the middle of a Wave 10 Gold objective...then after the game you listen to the voicemail and hear "Well, I'm sure you were playing Mass Effect, so call me after the extraction...love you!"

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WWNSX

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When I drink my morning cup of coffee and then say I'm Alive!

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EVL65R

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Instead of reading a car mag or the newspaper on the can, I'm in the multiplayer section of BSN on my phone...

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Antagony

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WWNSX wrote...

When I drink my morning cup of coffee and then say I'm Alive!




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inakrin

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...already tryed to perform backflip roll irl and hardly hit your head against the floor
...calling Shepard "poor boy" because he hasn't got at least 2 cobras
...have no doubts that husk can be very important target

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Dynamik78

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when you headbutt "RRRAWR" your gf instead of kissing her

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DnVill

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When I fantasize about using a Reegar on my boss.

When I think about using biotic charge to get to work because im late.

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jordie3000

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I see it in my dreams, which makes more sense than the Minesweeper dreams back in college.

I keep wanting to say "Ahhh, they're dead!" in other games, and then get sad because there are no krogan.

Smashing the spacebar won't save your life in any other games, sadly.

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Learn To Love Yourself

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When you grab anyone who approaches your desk and respond afterwards, "Sorry, I was just farming."

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Terrapin

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When you get an ear infection and describe your symptoms as stunlock.

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Terrapin

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When you see anti-biotic soap and your first thought is "That's false advertising!"

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Alexarrolt

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When I start hearing the commentators voice saying "Were running out of time" when I'm trying to sleep and also losing sleep over not getting my Harrier .