.. while taking a shower, you glance at your body soap's sticker label that says "germ protection soap" and instinctively misread it as "damage protection soap" instead.
... you hold the tv remote, do a frontal fist bump to the tv and make a biotic explosion sound while turning it on, and your wife looks at you funny.
What are your "you play too much MP" moments, if any?
You know you play too much MP when...
Débuté par
Gashie
, juin 29 2012 04:08
#1
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:08
#2
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:09
Opening a box and expecting more character cards you don't care about.
#3
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:11
I pretend I'm in hunter mode as I enter conference rooms at work.
#4
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:14
When u start seeing in Hunter Mode IRL...
#5
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:15
When I finish work for the day and scream,"For Tuchanka!"
#6
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:24
I see the red grenade thrown symbol in my peripheral vision when things get tense at work. And then I attempt a combat roll....
#7
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:27
i look over "cover" (office desk, car, corner) and expecting to snipe at sth
#8
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:29
Playing singleplayer and mashing 6 to try and save yourself, only to find that sabotage is mapped to it instead.
#9
Posté 29 juin 2012 - 04:31
The last time my galaxy at war status was below 90% was March 6th.
#10
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:00
Reviving an old thread, but I had this moment today and had to add it here.
I know when I've played too much multiplayer when I'm in a match and over my very rarely used mic I give a cheery 'thank you' to a team member for reviving me to which he replies with a 'you're welcome' and the first thing I think is ....'gawd that's a sexy voice for a turian...'
That's when I no it's time to turn off the game and return to rl.
I know when I've played too much multiplayer when I'm in a match and over my very rarely used mic I give a cheery 'thank you' to a team member for reviving me to which he replies with a 'you're welcome' and the first thing I think is ....'gawd that's a sexy voice for a turian...'
That's when I no it's time to turn off the game and return to rl.
#11
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:03
I saw GPS somewhere and automatically thought of Geth Plasma Shotgun instead of Global Positioning Satellite.
#12
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:09
GiroX- wrote...
I saw GPS somewhere and automatically thought of Geth Plasma Shotgun instead of Global Positioning Satellite.
I did this two days ago
#13
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:09
When you think hearing phantom noises in the long dark empty alley.
#14
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:14
3rd time: but it's priceless, so I'm gonna say the same thing...
When you miss a phone call from your gf because you're in the middle of a Wave 10 Gold objective...then after the game you listen to the voicemail and hear "Well, I'm sure you were playing Mass Effect, so call me after the extraction...love you!"
When you miss a phone call from your gf because you're in the middle of a Wave 10 Gold objective...then after the game you listen to the voicemail and hear "Well, I'm sure you were playing Mass Effect, so call me after the extraction...love you!"
#15
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:18
When I drink my morning cup of coffee and then say I'm Alive!
#16
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:20
Instead of reading a car mag or the newspaper on the can, I'm in the multiplayer section of BSN on my phone...
#17
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:24
WWNSX wrote...
When I drink my morning cup of coffee and then say I'm Alive!
#18
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:29
...already tryed to perform backflip roll irl and hardly hit your head against the floor
...calling Shepard "poor boy" because he hasn't got at least 2 cobras
...have no doubts that husk can be very important target
...calling Shepard "poor boy" because he hasn't got at least 2 cobras
...have no doubts that husk can be very important target
#19
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:31
when you headbutt "RRRAWR" your gf instead of kissing her
#20
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 09:53
When I fantasize about using a Reegar on my boss.
When I think about using biotic charge to get to work because im late.
When I think about using biotic charge to get to work because im late.
#21
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:08
I see it in my dreams, which makes more sense than the Minesweeper dreams back in college.
I keep wanting to say "Ahhh, they're dead!" in other games, and then get sad because there are no krogan.
Smashing the spacebar won't save your life in any other games, sadly.
I keep wanting to say "Ahhh, they're dead!" in other games, and then get sad because there are no krogan.
Smashing the spacebar won't save your life in any other games, sadly.
#22
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:09
When you grab anyone who approaches your desk and respond afterwards, "Sorry, I was just farming."
#23
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:19
When you get an ear infection and describe your symptoms as stunlock.
#24
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:26
When you see anti-biotic soap and your first thought is "That's false advertising!"
#25
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:42
When I start hearing the commentators voice saying "Were running out of time" when I'm trying to sleep and also losing sleep over not getting my Harrier .





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