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#51
The Waffle Cat

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When you have to fire someone and you put 3 red crosses on his locker...

#52
DHKany

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When you try to friendly headbutt your friend -.-

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Qror_pl

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When your friend asks to highfive him and you hit his face. Damn you, batarians!

When you wear a helmet/hood and don't allow anyone to take it off saying that you'll die due to germs

Modifié par Qror_pl, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:27 .


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Terrapin wrote...

When you see anti-biotic soap and your first thought is "That's false advertising!"


Thank you!!
:lol:

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tMc Tallgeese wrote...

When I finish work for the day and scream,"For Tuchanka!"



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Kasrkin

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When the only things you ever say over the mic in MP are the Krogan sayings . . . even on your Gengineer :/

#57
Yervan

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when my father is sick and I almost said "use your medi-gel!"

#58
DaculaDom

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When you get out your laptop and your young son says (not asks, says) "Gonna play some Mass Effect 3, huh."
Your wife brings all the groceries into the house in one trip because she has no doubts that you will be playing Mass Effect. (Which you are in fact doing. I was sure I had another five minutes before she got home.)
When you discuss a friend's handgun purchase and begin trying to figure out whether the Glock 9mm would get nerfed or not...

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ParthianShotX wrote...

When you're looking at the garden and think " zucchini's down" and in the high-pitched voice of strawberries: "we're taking casualties!!!"


I.....I think you're playing too much Image IPB

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The Waffle Cat wrote...

When you have to fire someone and you put 3 red crosses on his locker...


and you fire them becuase you don't like their loadout (cell phone/laptop/lack of bluetooth) :devil:

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:56 .


#61
johhnytrash

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SpiffyNova wrote...

The last time my galaxy at war status was below 90% was March 6th.


For truth.

-J

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xcrunr1647 wrote...

3rd time: but it's priceless, so I'm gonna say the same thing...

When you miss a phone call from your gf because you're in the middle of a Wave 10 Gold objective...then after the game you listen to the voicemail and hear "Well, I'm sure you were playing Mass Effect, so call me after the extraction...love you!"

LOL epic girlfriend :D

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when you fall asleep and wake up to your friends screaming at you to move while you're getting insta-killed by a banshee.

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Mulle1969 wrote...

xcrunr1647 wrote...

3rd time: but it's priceless, so I'm gonna say the same thing...

When you miss a phone call from your gf because you're in the middle of a Wave 10 Gold objective...then after the game you listen to the voicemail and hear "Well, I'm sure you were playing Mass Effect, so call me after the extraction...love you!"

LOL epic girlfriend :D


Ive missed so many phone calls because of it, Ive even left people standing outside in the rain until i finish before i open the door lol

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When you want to go out on a date and kick your girlfriend because she's not readying up fast enough.

When your girlfriend glomps you from behind and you immediately think: "OMG, HUSK!!!".

When you see that huge crowd blocking your path and your first thought is "Nuke 'em!".

When you ask for medigel after having donated blood.

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When you see someone you don't like, and then try to biotic dash out of their line of sight so that they will forget about you.

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Scudman_Alpha

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 think i can pick up the glass of water in the other side of the room with my biotic powers

then realizing i can't...:crying:

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CYB3RFR34K

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when i wear my N7 t-shirt, walk in the street and look at peoples like i'm actually the REAL Shepard!
XD

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ParthianShotX wrote... When you're looking at the garden and think " zucchini's down" and in the high-pitched voice of strawberries: "we're taking casualties!!!"


With any kind of cooking as well :lol:

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Whenever you see an object flying out of the corner of your eye, you automatically hear the grenade beeping sound, waiting for it to explode.

You start to think you can understand what the marauders, cannibals, phantoms and nemesis are saying.

Whenever you see a red light at a cross walk you think of trying to biotic charge a person on the other side of the street, just so you can cross faster.

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Petrikles

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I always try to charge to collegues accross the corridor. It is still bugged.

#72
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when you start referring to your own kids as swarmers and start comparing your own hunting arsenal w/ me3 sniper rifles!

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When you are walking with friends and they want to take a rest and you scream "Squad keep moving!" in exact Centurion voice.

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SilentRich wrote...

Opening a box and expecting more character cards you don't care about.



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Optimistman wrote...

when you fall asleep and wake up to your friends screaming at you to move while you're getting insta-killed by a banshee.


:blush:

glad i'm not the only one in this boat. lulz