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[gigliani60]

Trying to figure out which of my imaginary biotic powers i would use if a phantom burst through the window

[Slojack]

When ordering a pizza you do the math as to how many games you can get in before the guy arrives. But, he always ends up standing out on the porch ringing the bell while youre extracting.

[MWaHa]

Slojack wrote...

When ordering a pizza you do the math as to how many games you can get in before the guy arrives. But, he always ends up standing out on the porch ringing the bell while youre extracting.

When you read this post and get confused because it takes you a good 20 seconds before you realize that it's talking about real life pizza.

[Mozts]

Walk backwards in the street because you're late to work.

[Kingston Atticus]

xcrunr1647 wrote...

3rd time: but it's priceless, so I'm gonna say the same thing...

When you miss a phone call from your gf because you're in the middle of a Wave 10 Gold objective...then after the game you listen to the voicemail and hear "Well, I'm sure you were playing Mass Effect, so call me after the extraction...love you!"

Been there WAY to often!

[ErrorTagUnknown]

I've got several that all pertain to my three year old daughter.

When she asks me "are you playing your game, daddy?"

or "can we play your game daddy?" (and then proceeds to pick out which race/class she wants you to use, tells you "i want her/him blue/green/red" and then pushes my xbox bumpers to fire off powers every once in a while.

when she gets a little robot figurine from a little cheesy toy vending machine and when my wife and her get home she burst in the door "LOOK DADDY it's a ATLAS"

or when she paints you an "atlas" or a "banshee"
Or "Here you go, this is for you - it's a Banshee made of Atlases!"

[AlistairsGirl]

Christpuncher wrote...

I've got several that all pertain to my three year old daughter.

When she asks me "are you playing your game, daddy?"

or "can we play your game daddy?" (and then proceeds to pick out which race/class she wants you to use, tells you "i want her/him blue/green/red" and then pushes my xbox bumpers to fire off powers every once in a while.

when she gets a little robot figurine from a little cheesy toy vending machine and when my wife and her get home she burst in the door "LOOK DADDY it's a ATLAS"

or when she paints you an "atlas" or a "banshee"
Or "Here you go, this is for you - it's a Banshee made of Atlases!"

Omigosh, this is too darn cute for words :3

[Hawat]

Probably when I try to ties my shoes and thinking "I'm too far from the cover"

[Krantzstone]

... when you see this:


and think "Sweet, I maxed out my Adobe Reader!"

Modifié par Krantzstone, 03 juillet 2012 - 10:30 .

[Frostmanus]

When in combat situations you run and do a forward roll, instead of picking a grenade and toss it back at you enemy.

You mistake every man with a helmet as a Cerberus Centurion and then you aim for head shots.

When you fall under your bed and think that the map glitch happened again.

If you slap somebody with your hand two or three times, you expect to go into a rage mode and get some bonuses.

When you attack a tank and mistaken it for Atlas with a melee attack, expecting that sometime it will soon get blown up.

Modifié par Frostmanus, 03 juillet 2012 - 10:43 .

[Fallschirmjager007]

xcrunr1647 wrote...

3rd time: but it's priceless, so I'm gonna say the same thing...

When you miss a phone call from your gf because you're in the middle of a Wave 10 Gold objective...then after the game you listen to the voicemail and hear "Well, I'm sure you were playing Mass Effect, so call me after the extraction...love you!"

That one's a keeper

[FoxyJohnson]

Christpuncher wrote...

I've got several that all pertain to my three year old daughter.

When she asks me "are you playing your game, daddy?"

or "can we play your game daddy?" (and then proceeds to pick out which race/class she wants you to use, tells you "i want her/him blue/green/red" and then pushes my xbox bumpers to fire off powers every once in a while.

when she gets a little robot figurine from a little cheesy toy vending machine and when my wife and her get home she burst in the door "LOOK DADDY it's a ATLAS"

or when she paints you an "atlas" or a "banshee"
Or "Here you go, this is for you - it's a Banshee made of Atlases!"

I have had a similar experience. My babies think every character I play is Shepard and they'll name the color my character,  "Blue Shepard".

When they see husks they start screaming "HUCK" because they can't say husk. They even made a game out of it. They play tag with the person who is "it" being a husk.

They also scream "Banshee" when they see one. They watch Land Before Time a lot and they sometimes can't say Petri very well so they call him Banshee.

When they see an Atlas, they call it a big robot and last but not least ...

When I'm playing with a group full of Krogan's my baby starts making the Krogan heavy melee sound and swings his arm up in the air like the Krogan.

[Deek2099]

When I come home from work to a note from the wife saying "hope u had a good day at work. Love you
Ps save the universe from the reapers for me

[IllusiveManJr]

I'm playing Borderlands right now and every time I want to use my action skill I hit Y and my weapon changes. Also the Borderlands RNG gods rock, unlike ME3s....
Also I saw an enemy behind cover and I ran up to it to get a grab kill, then remembered I couldn't.

Modifié par theillusiveman11, 04 juillet 2012 - 01:41 .

[Invader Nemesis]

When I hear banshee screams in my sleep.

[galaxygrunt]

A Sinister Lamb wrote...

When you're at work thinking about which talent builds you next want to try out.

Sad to say, you'll actually find sheets of paper about my office with various builds jotted down on them...

[De1ta0m3ga]

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

When I hear banshee screams in my sleep.

[Varzin]

True Story

I once was walking around my college campus looking for a specific building (freshman year, not familiar with campus yet). I knew the building I was looking for was near some tennis courts. I saw what I thought were the tennis courts, but I wasn't sure. I tried to zoom in for at least 10 seconds before realizing what I was trying to do.

...yeah...

[DirtySHISN0]

When you can start a fresh single player with enough war assets for the final confrontation.

[DirtySHISN0]

Also, when you wonder why you can't see red silhouettes of family members through your door, walls, ceiling and floor.

[Urbynwyldcat]

When your non-gamer girlfriend casually looks up from her book and says "you have the wrong mod on your krysae."

[Eckswhyzed]

MWaHa wrote...

Slojack wrote...

When ordering a pizza you do the math as to how many games you can get in before the guy arrives. But, he always ends up standing out on the porch ringing the bell while youre extracting.

When you read this post and get confused because it takes you a good 20 seconds before you realize that it's talking about real life pizza.

Whenever you carry a heavy load, you walk backwards yelling "COVER ME!"

[IllusiveManJr]

When someone bumps into you and you say any of the following...
Watch it!
Check Fire!
Idiot!
Amateur!
Stop!

[ts1273]

when you go to grab a beer from the fridge, hit the action button and all of the sudden you're turning on the microwave instead... then you get downed by sobriety...

[Bravenu3]

Krantzstone wrote... Sweet, I maxed out my Adobe Reader!

Or Mac OS.

Modifié par Bravenu3, 04 juillet 2012 - 11:19 .