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BaconBitz.KB

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No, funny titles aside though, I think I am on to something that may have a certain amount of legitimacy to it. I can't real explain it, nor have I any idea how it may work, but the proof is in the pudding. And I would like the community to try what I did and see what results they get. K? K.

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Ok. So you know when you purchase packs, and sometimes it will freeze on the loading or "please wait" part and you're in this awkward purgatory of anticipation? Ya well I have been watching that for evar. Like ever since the first time I've noticed it happen. I just broke N7 2000 and I'd say I've probably spent around 40 million credits, approx.. Everytime that I have got one of those 'freezes', I have unlocked absolute crap. And by that I mean not N7s. There was only one time ever that I got an N7, and it was a wraith. In my opinion, the wraith is the worst N7, so we'll make an exception there. But other than that, its always worthless stuff. Watch the next few times it happens to you and tell me if you get an N7. I'll be surprized if you do. I don't know what goes on in the background of those 'freezes', but I am certain that it prevents you from getting N7s.

Process:
Ok, so yesterday, I was about to buy a pack, and upon pressing the select button, I felt a fart coming. So instead of pressing, I held it down and concentrated on flatulating. It was at this point that I noticed that if you hold the button down, it doesn't select until you release the button, contrary to the way that selections usually work in games. So after releasing the button, I was thrilled to get my Paladin III. Naturally, I suspected a possible connection between the two. So over the course of the next day and a half, I tried this method on every spectre pack I bought. I purchased a grand total of 10 packs, and here were the results (Including the 1st one):
Paladin III, Harrier V, Saber V, Ammo IV/Gear, Ammo IV/Gear, Indra I, Indra II, Talon VIII, Talon IX, & Ammo IV/Gear.
Now I'm not sure about you guys, but that is an extremely high percentage compared to what I normally get. There have been times when I spent a saved up 2,000,000 credits and did not recieve any N7s. So what happened is nothing short of miraculous. And if its just a gigantic coincidence, that's fine too. I enjoyed my N7 spree.

So I would like to have you guys try this, and tell me the results of your PSPs. So when you're buying the pack, hold on the A button for like three seconds before releasing. Imagine it like a slot machine is working in the background with N7s and you have to stop it when it feels right. And do the hold and release when clicking on the Store, the Premium Spectre Pack, and the 99,000 credits. That's exactly what I did every time and it gave me a 70% success rate. And it also made it so that none of the 'freezes' ever happened. It was an instant pop up of the contents. So ya.

Also, note that this increase in N7 percentage could be due in part to the removal of maxed out character cards. Also, I have all of my Gold/Rare & Blue/Common weapons maxed out. So results may vary for different people. So include your N7 rating and if you have your regular guns maxed out to clarify things in the results.
So ya.

I would appreciate it if you guys tried this out and posted your results here. We might end the N7 famine after all.

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so holding down the button when you select the Pack, while trying to push out a fart will increase my Ultra rare Drops?


SOUNDS LEGIT!!!

EVERYONE TRY THIS!

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The Rainbow Reaper

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This is just like Pokemon's tap B when the ball shakes. It's just luck.

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Mysterious Stranger 0.0

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Just tried fating.

Immediately got the Harrier 2. Wasn't even playing the game.

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Modifié par Slother93, 29 juin 2012 - 05:26 .


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BaconBitz.KB

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Slother93 wrote...

Over 30 billion males galaxy wide have problems over their genitalia/cloaca.  This is not just downright embarrassing but a loss in confidence is quite inevitable.

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If you find that these products are ok, do go and buy them. On the other hand, don't let the Reapers scare you away from these very helpful products. The best male enhancement pills can help you enhance your procreatic life like never before, minus all the health risks associated with prescription ED drugs. These are natural tablets that can only be good for you.  Do try them after you have done your due diligence!

^^^Winning^^^
We need to capitalize on the potential of Krogans' four balls.
Exploit that and we can eliminate the genophage outright.

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Dasher1010

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This thread needs to be locked. It makes my brain hurt.

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Thaxor

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Ya F' it this should just be locked/deleted.

Trash post and that can very likely degrade into further trash.

BaconBitz.KB wrote...

Everytime that I have got one of those 'freezes', I have unlocked
absolute crap. And by that I mean not N7s. There was only one time ever
that I got an N7, and it was a wraith.


So... you start your whole theory out by disproving it.  Bravo.

Ok, so yesterday, I was about to buy a pack, and upon pressing the
select button, I felt a fart coming. So instead of pressing, I held it
down and concentrated on flatulating. It was at this point that
I noticed that if you hold the button down, it doesn't select until you
release the button, contrary to the way that selections usually work in
games


Yes, because Bioware would design such an easily circumvented system.  It only took a farter to figure it out!

So what happened is nothing short of miraculous


No, it's called probability. 

And if its just a gigantic coincidence, that's fine too. I enjoyed my N7 spree.


Then enjoy the coincidence induced spree, don't try to legitimize it vis a vie your flatulence schedule.

Imagine it like a slot machine is working in the background with N7s and you have to stop it when it feels right.


Yes because this always works at the casinos.

Also, note that this increase in N7 percentage could be due in part to the removal of maxed out character cards. Also, I have all of my Gold/Rare & Blue/Common weapons maxed out. So results may vary for different people. So include your N7 rating and if you have your regular guns maxed out to clarify things in the results.


Only logical thing you in your post.

Not trying to be a hard ass (ok, a little), but your post is, stinky, to put it gently.  If you wanted to celebrate your high streak on N7s, awesome!  But really?  REALLY?  Do you really think simply holding down the button until it "feels right" is going to sway the odds in your favor?

The level of thought these days...


Modifié par Thaxor, 29 juin 2012 - 06:05 .


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Mike 9987

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Really, i don't even know what to make of this thread.

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The Rainbow Reaper wrote...

This is just like Pokemon's tap B when the ball shakes. It's just luck.


Ahh... some of the best time wasted in my youth was spent under the belief that tapping or even holding B would guarantee a capture.  You sir/ma'am deserve an internet.  Don't spend it all in one place now. :D

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Bwgmon

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I'm really disappointed, OP. You made me hope that Morlan finally caught on to this N7 craze.

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BaconBitz.KB

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The Rainbow Reaper wrote...

This is just like Pokemon's tap B when the ball shakes. It's just luck.

That really worked though.

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BaconBitz.KB wrote...
I felt a fart coming. So instead of pressing, I held it down and concentrated on flatulating.


I think this is the key you are all missing...fart violently when you buy.

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To get UR weapon I usially sacrifice a virgin in the name of RNG.

Modifié par 3XT3RM1N4TUS, 29 juin 2012 - 03:48 .


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ryanshowseason3

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Seriously can't tell if troll...

Just in case not...

How would the game "know" you wanted things like the paladin etc? Also as a programmer no one would put that kind of mechanism in...

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IllusiveManJr

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The Rainbow Reaper wrote...

This is just like Pokemon's tap B when the ball shakes. It's just luck.


I occasionalyl play Pokemon Yellow on my phone and I know for a fact that tapping B works!

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Zso_Zso

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OK, so in other words: only buy new packs when you feel you need to fart, gotcha...

Happy farting, people !

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SMBTheExile

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I tried a little too hard. Cleanup on aisle four.

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Besides the farting part I think he means holding the button down when selecting a pack. Then the game's RNG randomly chooses the contents. Maybe why we have bad luck is because we don't give the RNG a chance to choose so the majority of the time we get trash. Troll thread or not it's definitely worth a try. Sounds logical considering I get N7 weapons in waves. If I get an N7 weapon I'll buy a bunch of packs, if not then I'll relog into multiplayer. Interesting find if you're not trolling.

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The Waffle Cat

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Lock this thrash please

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Omnifarious Nef

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Annnnnd I'm in the weird part of BSN again.

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justin6375

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lock THE WAFFLE CAT for being a dick for no reason. funny story, i liked it. nothing beats a fart story :)

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Just pooped myself


Also if you throw every grenade and shoot the hell out of the mystery box in Zombie ops, youll get the best gun.Image IPB

Modifié par Slojack, 29 juin 2012 - 04:24 .


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justin6375 wrote...

lock THE WAFFLE CAT for being a dick for no reason. funny story, i liked it. nothing beats a fart story :)


Cheers mate!!! :D

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ryanshowseason3

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Procloa wrote...

Besides the farting part I think he means holding the button down when selecting a pack. Then the game's RNG randomly chooses the contents. Maybe why we have bad luck is because we don't give the RNG a chance to choose so the majority of the time we get trash. Troll thread or not it's definitely worth a try. Sounds logical considering I get N7 weapons in waves. If I get an N7 weapon I'll buy a bunch of packs, if not then I'll relog into multiplayer. Interesting find if you're not trolling.


Sincerely hope you're trolling but...

As a programmer I feel it is my duty to state "no this is not logical" The rng is likely able to generate the required numbers faster than you think of a random number.

This thread is amazingly bad.

Modifié par ryanshowseason3, 29 juin 2012 - 05:06 .