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[Kathleen321]

I don't know why but a lot of my friends are growing out really thick burly beards. I'm trying to convince them that there is no way they're gonna get laid with a thick nasty beard like that but they will risk not getting laid just to grow a beard. Why? Why is having such a thicknasty beard so important? I think a little facial hair (like a Gerard Butler four a clock shadow) looks nice but only on older men... not dudes in their early twenties. Please explain the importance of facial hair to my naive female brain.

[chunkyman]

The only acceptable facial hair are full-sized mustaches and well-trimmed beards.

[Tommyspa]

"It is not a thing you can comprehend."

[SOLID_EVEREST]

My beard grows in patches, and it gets really bad during the school year. I end up just totally ignoring its growth and never cut it, so it grows out all over the place. I do end up just cutting it all off during the summer--as well as all my hair. Beards aren't all that important, but sometimes dudes just forget to shave is all. One thing's for sure, though, mustaches are awesome.

[Lord Phoebus]

Four things really: First, it's a sign of virility to be able to grow a thick beard, not all men can. Secondly if you have a weak jaw line, a beard can make it look stronger. Thirdly, if you get a lot of ingrown hairs from shaving, you'll probably grow one out. Finally, it's often a bonding ritual among guys, particularly if they're in the same sports team (like hazing).

Edit:  If you live in a cold climate, they do keep your face warm, kind of like having a balaclava grafted to your face.

Modifié par Lord Phoebus, 29 juin 2012 - 05:48 .

[GodWood]

All the women I know dig decent sized beards.

Me? I just keep a Kurt Cobain-esque stubble goatee thing.

[DarkDragon777]

Rojahar wrote...

I don't know why but a lot of my friends are growing out really thick burly pubic hair. I'm trying to convince them that there is no way they're gonna get laid with thick nasty pubic hair like that but they will risk not getting laid just to grow pubic hair. Why? Why is having such thicknasty pubic hair so important? I think a little pubic hair (like a Gerard Butler four a clock shadow) looks nice but only on older men... not dudes in their early twenties. Please explain the importance of pubic hair to my naive female brain.

copypasta?

[Kathleen321]

Lord Phoebus wrote...

Four things really: First, it's a sign of virility to be able to grow a thick beard, not all men can. Secondly if you have a weak jaw line, a beard can make it look stronger. Thirdly, if you get a lot of ingrown hairs from shaving, you'll probably grow one out. Finally, it's often a bonding ritual among guys, particularly if they're in the same sports team (like hazing).

Edit:  If you live in a cold climate, they do keep your face warm, kind of like having a balaclava grafted to your face.

I guess that makes sense. I guess it's more bothersome when I guy is trying to grow facial hair and is doing a really bad job lol.

[slimgrin]

Rojahar wrote...

I don't know why but a lot of my friends are growing out really thick burly pubic hair. I'm trying to convince them that there is no way they're gonna get laid with thick nasty pubic hair like that but they will risk not getting laid just to grow pubic hair. Why? Why is having such thicknasty pubic hair so important? I think a little pubic hair (like a Gerard Butler four a clock shadow) looks nice but only on older men... not dudes in their early twenties. Please explain the importance of pubic hair to my naive female brain.

Men should shave their beards and women should shave their...crotch beards. Let no one suffer the wrath of unkempt body hair.

Modifié par slimgrin, 29 juin 2012 - 05:58 .

[Kathleen321]

Rojahar wrote...

I don't know why but a lot of my friends are growing out really thick burly pubic hair. I'm trying to convince them that there is no way they're gonna get laid with thick nasty pubic hair like that but they will risk not getting laid just to grow pubic hair. Why? Why is having such thicknasty pubic hair so important? I think a little pubic hair (like a Gerard Butler four a clock shadow) looks nice but only on older men... not dudes in their early twenties. Please explain the importance of pubic hair to my naive female brain.

I don't... I don't even...

[Rockworm503]

Perhaps Beardman can help shed some light on this.

[SOLID_EVEREST]

Kathleen321 wrote...

Rojahar wrote...

I don't know why but a lot of my friends are growing out really thick burly pubic hair. I'm trying to convince them that there is no way they're gonna get laid with thick nasty pubic hair like that but they will risk not getting laid just to grow pubic hair. Why? Why is having such thicknasty pubic hair so important? I think a little pubic hair (like a Gerard Butler four a clock shadow) looks nice but only on older men... not dudes in their early twenties. Please explain the importance of pubic hair to my naive female brain.

I don't... I don't even...

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[Matchy Pointy]

Because epic beards are epic.

[hangmans tree]

If you cant grow a beard you are not a man and you can go sit over there, in the corner, with other lingerie models

[Elhanan]

As a youth in an ice-cream shoppe, there was a gent in a burly beard with more of his banana split on his chin than was in the serving tray. It was then I chose to not ever grow a beard.

But not all beards are alike. Some appear to be rather dashing when sported by the likes of Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone (ie; Adventures of Robin Hood for youngins). Or they be indicative of strength, imtelligence, or other desirable qualities when seen on the likes of Orsen Welles, Sebastian Cabot, Sean Connery, or Johnny Depp.

Just wipe after eating dairy products....

[hangmans tree]

Well, you gotta wash your beard everyday if you chose to grow one, I thought that goes without saying...

[Druss99]

Alot of women love beards, my ex dug my permanent stubble to a worrying degree. I never fully shave anymore, I just trim the stubble, it's a waste of a disposable razor head to shave it when the stubble returns in a few hours anyway. It's a battle I'm not going to win.

Some men grow beards because they think it makes them look more manly. I grew a goattee to see what it was like once, I was told to shave it off in a tone of voice I didn't care for. So I kept it for three years out of spite. I kinda miss my spite beard.

Also, Chuck Norris.

[android654]

slimgrin wrote...

Rojahar wrote...

I don't know why but a lot of my friends are growing out really thick burly pubic hair. I'm trying to convince them that there is no way they're gonna get laid with thick nasty pubic hair like that but they will risk not getting laid just to grow pubic hair. Why? Why is having such thicknasty pubic hair so important? I think a little pubic hair (like a Gerard Butler four a clock shadow) looks nice but only on older men... not dudes in their early twenties. Please explain the importance of pubic hair to my naive female brain.

Men should shave their beards and women should shave their...crotch beards. Let no one suffer the wrath of unkempt body hair.

The prophet has spoken.

Only douches in their 20's and 30's try to pull off mustaches.

[happy_daiz]

My husband has a full beard, and has since the day I met him. He is VERY meticulous about it, and keeps it trimmed daily. I think he actually takes more time to get ready than I do.

He's had the beard since high school. He has a strong aversion to shaving, because he was always getting in-grown hairs, or cutting himself.

Honestly, the beard is fine with me. If it was unkempt, with food in it, and flies buzzing around...hell, no.