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#51
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M25105 wrote...

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I don't know why but a lot of my friends are growing out really thick burly pubic hair. I'm trying to convince them that there is no way they're gonna get laid with thick nasty pubic hair like that but they will risk not getting laid just to grow pubic hair. Why? Why is having such thicknasty pubic hair so important? I think a little pubic hair (like a Gerard Butler four a clock shadow) looks nice but only on older men... not dudes in their early twenties. Please explain the importance of pubic hair to my naive female brain.


Men should shave their beards and women should shave their...crotch beards. Let no one suffer the wrath of unkempt body hair.


The prophet has spoken.

Only douches in their 20's and 30's try to pull off mustaches.


Thanks for calling my father a douche, who has been sporting a thick mustache in his early twenties that Tom Seleck would've been proud off.

Jerk.


I'm so glad you found this random posting on the internet, and instinctively knew it was about the awesomeness that is your daddy's pornstache.


Maybe you should think your comments through before calling people douches just cause they sport a mustache, if you're joking then at least make it clear. Facial expression doesn't translate into text.


Lol someones butthurt.

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I am a guy
I am not obsessed with beards
I do not have a beard

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M25105 wrote...

android654 wrote...

M25105 wrote...

android654 wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Rojahar wrote...

I don't know why but a lot of my friends are growing out really thick burly pubic hair. I'm trying to convince them that there is no way they're gonna get laid with thick nasty pubic hair like that but they will risk not getting laid just to grow pubic hair. Why? Why is having such thicknasty pubic hair so important? I think a little pubic hair (like a Gerard Butler four a clock shadow) looks nice but only on older men... not dudes in their early twenties. Please explain the importance of pubic hair to my naive female brain.


Men should shave their beards and women should shave their...crotch beards. Let no one suffer the wrath of unkempt body hair.


The prophet has spoken.

Only douches in their 20's and 30's try to pull off mustaches.


Thanks for calling my father a douche, who has been sporting a thick mustache in his early twenties that Tom Seleck would've been proud off.

Jerk.


I'm so glad you found this random posting on the internet, and instinctively knew it was about the awesomeness that is your daddy's pornstache.


Maybe you should think your comments through before calling people douches just cause they sport a mustache, if you're joking then at least make it clear. Facial expression doesn't translate into text.


To be fair Android thinks everyone's a douche.  He's nothing if not equel oppurtunity insulter.

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Because beards are awesome, that's why.

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I had no idea this thread would end up this way.... and I can't say I hate it. :devil:

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ving rhames.

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Imperial Sentinel Arian wrote...

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Because we're the cool guys of the history. Those clean shaven are either Fascist or lame Liberals :b

Hitler and Stalin disagree.


Yeah, ignore millions and stick to your rare counterexamples ... :whistle:
Leaders may be different, and I didn't say anything about commies.

Alright some liberals may also have facial hairs .. they're mostly hippies!

 :whistle:

Logically, no number of positive outcomes at the level of experimental testing can confirm a scientific theory, but a single counterexample is logically decisive: it shows the theory, from which the implication is derived, to be false. 

There there.

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Fashion.Turn to the right. Fashion. Turn to the left.
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town.
Beep beep.

Things come and go. Remember the 90's? If not, then I'll reveal that body hair was a big no-no. Now it's the other way around. Ten years from now it'll probably be no-hair again. And lycra. And black and white advertisment photos.

Modifié par Hvlukas, 01 juillet 2012 - 10:27 .


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greengoron89 wrote...

I have pretty thick facial hair that can grow into a full face beard if I let it, but I don't let it grow too long. I'm usually lazy about shaving it for a week or two, then finally get rid of it when it starts irritating me.


This pretty much applies for me too, though I tend to not shave my face for maybe a month. The underbeard -- as I call it -- I tend to shave more frequently.

I'll settle for having a nice goatee myself, but if I could have a beard like that of my avatar -- Xanthos Aeducan -- I'd be a happy camper.

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Because everyone wants to be as awesome as Christ Jesus who - apart from his miracles - was famous for his beard.


I have actually been told that due to my long hair and my facial hair I look just like Jesus Christ.

My initials happen to be J.C. as well.

There's only one logical conclusion: I AM JEBUS.

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Kathleen321 wrote...

I had no idea this thread would end up this way.... and I can't say I hate it. :devil:


You... You heartless beardhater you!

I would stroke my beard as a sign of disrespect, but I shaved :(

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The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

greengoron89 wrote...

I have pretty thick facial hair that can grow into a full face beard if I let it, but I don't let it grow too long. I'm usually lazy about shaving it for a week or two, then finally get rid of it when it starts irritating me.


This pretty much applies for me too, though I tend to not shave my face for maybe a month. The underbeard -- as I call it -- I tend to shave more frequently.

I'll settle for having a nice goatee myself, but if I could have a beard like that of my avatar -- Xanthos Aeducan -- I'd be a happy camper.


Stay away from me, then.  I could have entirely too much fun doing unfriendly things to that beard.  It jut screams out for people to tie knots into it. 

I just got through reading a book that featured people with eyebrows so long they tuck them behind their ears.  So I've an image in my head now of tying Xanthos' eyebrows to his beard.  That would be so awesome.

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Because where i live, not only do they keep our faces warm in the winter, but also are damn sexy if they are kept clean

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Because having the ability to grow funky facial hair is to be taken advantage of at all costs. Why wouldn't we utilise it as much as possible? It's just too much fun.

And there are *plenty* of girls who dig bears. Even big ones.

Especially big ones.

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Because it makes you look like a ****ing barbarian/viking/medieval brute.

It is the ultimate sign of manliness. :D

Modifié par JL81, 02 juillet 2012 - 05:50 .


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Because it makes you look like a ****ing barbarian/viking/medieval brute.

It is the ultimate sign of manliness. :D


This.

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ving rhames.

Needed to have more than just a cameo in M:I4 lol.

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I'm not obsessed with my facial hair. I hate the awfully hot and itchy feel of a thick beard even in winter - never again! I shave neck and upper lip every single day, but cheeks & chin only every five days to give my skin time to regenerate. 
My short sideburns stay tough, I like them.^_^

If I shaved every day my face would probably look like the surface of the moon.

Modifié par The Woldan , 02 juillet 2012 - 06:37 .


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Data explains it best:



But ya the way girls think of it.. Just watch Troi's reaction. Women can't handle the awesome manliness of a beard. So that's their defense mechanism.

Modifié par Hyperglide, 02 juillet 2012 - 07:50 .


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This became kind of a... thing on the DA2 board pre-release. That and nutella.

There was a whole thread where people posted their growing beards on it, if I recall correctly.

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termokanden wrote...

Kathleen321 wrote...

I had no idea this thread would end up this way.... and I can't say I hate it. :devil:


You... You heartless beardhater you!

I would stroke my beard as a sign of disrespect, but I shaved :(


I'm not a facial hair hater. There are men who's beards I fear and respect. Because they CAN grow a beard. I don't hate facial hair. I hate when men who can't grow decent facial hair or can't trim properly, sport facial hair badly. I have yet to see a guy my age (early 20s) pull off a decent beard or stache without looking creepy (aside from a little shadow but even that's difficult to do). Here are men that I WORSHIP and have godly facial hair.
RON F***ING SWANSON
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That's pretty gross.

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Get Magna Carter wrote...

I am a guy
I am not obsessed with beards
I do not have a beard

This.

I try not to go 4-6 days without shaving. It's annoying, but I've gotten used to it by now. It's become a part of life for me.

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 I'm not a fan of huge beards, but I have no problem if its trimmed and all that.
Most of the time I have a trimmed 5 o'clock shadow. B)