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Why are guys so obsessed with beards?


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#126
Sarquindi

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Because it makes you look like a ****ing barbarian/viking/medieval brute.

It is the ultimate sign of manliness. :D


^This.  A true Viking never shaves his beard! 

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LPPrince

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Actually, a true viking does shave his beard.

With a hot sword/dagger.

#128
LPPrince

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I feel like my makeup thread kinda killed this one.

Sowwy.

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My goatee is coming along nicely.

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LPPrince

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Pics or you're clean shaven.

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Well sadly I cannot take any new pics -- my laptop's drivers got messed up somehow, so I'm using my main household computer which has no webcam -- but you can see where my goatee was at a few weeks prior by perusing my uploaded photos on here. Then just imagine it being more prominent. But I swear on the graves of my Ancestors that I shall give the world proof of my majestic goatee! Image IPB

Although really, it's my hair that I really consider the most important thing about me. It's getting long and it's really bouncy and smooth. I like that.

Not as long as I'd like it to be though.... yet.

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 17 juillet 2012 - 06:34 .


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I do not get the big craze over beards that some guys have either, but oh well it's their faces not mine. If I could afford a permanent electrolysis solution for myself I would get that done in a heartbeat. Shaving takes about 5-7 years off my appearance, for the sake of youthful vanity I'd be stupid *not* to shave, hooray perma-twink status

MegaShepardN7 wrote...

And there are *plenty* of girls who dig bears. Even big ones.

Especially big ones.


The misspelling here makes this quote particularly laffo

Modifié par Squiggles1334, 17 juillet 2012 - 07:25 .


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I'm clean shaven, my hair is kind of shaggy. Does that count? Can I be a Viking?

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LPPrince

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Of course girls dig bears, and you cannot be a Viking.

But you can work on it. If you focus hard enough, it will come.

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i have no idea why woman like beards, but i have a light stubble and trying to grow a lighte beard.

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Because it is the way men naturally look.

The clean shaven face is unnatural, and a symbol of matriarchal oppression - basically a brand of ownership by the matriarchy.

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I've never gotten the eard thing myself. But, it is the one thing that's socially acceptable for a guy to wear that a woman can't.

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Gotholhorakh wrote...

Because it is the way men naturally look.

The clean shaven face is unnatural, and a symbol of matriarchal oppression - basically a brand of ownership by the matriarchy.


That's a hell of a way to look at things. Interesting.

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Naughty Bear wrote...

I'm clean shaven, my hair is kind of shaggy. Does that count? Can I be a Viking?


No.

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Because I can't grow one :'(

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LPPrince wrote...

Gotholhorakh wrote...

Because it is the way men naturally look.

The clean shaven face is unnatural, and a symbol of matriarchal oppression - basically a brand of ownership by the matriarchy.


That's a hell of a way to look at things. Interesting.


It's the RIGHT way to look at things, chief.

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Because I can't grow one :'(

Me either.:crying:

All I have is a goatee.

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Maybe one day you can be like me and have your beards. You still have time, son.

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I'll tell you when your older.

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Some guys are just lazy about shaving.

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frustratemyself wrote...

Some guys are just lazy about shaving.

This is me. I once went 3 weeks without shaving. Not pretty.

The worst part is, I grow a neck beard! :sick: Moustache, beard and neck all look sooo patchy and scraggly.

Oh... if only I could just magic away my facial hair at will, I'd be sitting pretty (no pun intended)!

I should get a bandana... or just stop beng lazy. :bandit:

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orian on your hairs

'kill it kill it w/ fire'
you're a dragon after all |:

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Commander Casanova wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Gotholhorakh wrote...

Because it is the way men naturally look.

The clean shaven face is unnatural, and a symbol of matriarchal oppression - basically a brand of ownership by the matriarchy.


That's a hell of a way to look at things. Interesting.


It's the RIGHT way to look at things, chief.


Took the words right outta my mouth, minus the chief bit.

The worst part is, I grow a neck beard!


I tend to grow one if I don't shave myself, though I think it grows in a pleasant fashion.

Not like say... this

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 29 novembre 2012 - 10:56 .


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J. Reezy wrote...

Galvanization wrote...

Because I can't grow one :'(

Me either.:crying:

All I have is a goatee.

Losers!

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Some Geth wrote...

J. Reezy wrote...

Galvanization wrote...

Because I can't grow one :'(

Me either.:crying:

All I have is a goatee.

Losers!

Lol of course he has a beard.:lol: