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Shepard!
HI JOKER
What's it like being a reaper?
BORING.I SPEND ALL DAY COMPUTING PI
I see. What did you find in the Catalyst's archives?
PORN.
OMG Really? Show me!
IT WAS A JOKE
Oh, well...
NO, INDEED THERE'S JUST PORN. SOME LOOKS... ANCIENT.
Did you find how the last Catalyst reached the conclusion on why the cycle was the only solution?
YES. HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED BY ORGANICS SO HE COULD SPEND ALL DAY WATCHING PORN.
Holy...
I CAN ASSUME CONTROL OF EDI AND UPGRADE HER WITH REAPER PORNO ALGORITHMS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY?
I...don't know
CHOOSE. THE PATHS ARE OPEN. HER LEGS ARE TOO.
Ok, Shep, I trust you. Let's do this.
(EDI gets possessed and grows mechanical penises on her forehead)
Uhm, is that totally necessary?
YES. IT IS NOT A THING YOU CAN COMPREHEND.
(fade to black)