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What Would Garrus Do? - A Handy Guide to Making Your ME3 Choices

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 03:14

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There has been much arguing about which choices are better than others; being the helpful person that I am, I have devised a useful system to ascertain once and for all which ones are the correct ones.

We all know that everyone loves Garrus, right? Of course; he's completely awesome. Women want him, and men want to be him.Thus, it logically follows that the proper decisions to make in ME3 are whichever ones Garrus would choose.

So I ask you, when making the major decisions of the game, think to yourself: what would Garrus do in this situation? Then make whatever choice Garrus would. You can't go wrong.

Would Garrus want you to betray Wrex, side with the geth over the quarians, or not destroy the Reapers? Of course not. Thus, it is clear these are the wrong choices to make. The more you deviate from Path of Garrus, the less awesome your Shepard becomes. It's flawless logic.

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 03:24

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No reactions to this? I suppose my logic truly is undeniable then.

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:12

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

No reactions to this? I suppose my logic truly is undeniable then.


Agreed. So sayeth the Vakarian. 

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David7204
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:13

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Garrus would pick Destroy. No question. Then he'd bring EDI back.

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BatmanPWNS
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:15

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Garrus would screw the krogans, he'd screw the geth for some tali sex and pick destroy because he really hates the reapers.

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Jamie9
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:15

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Garrus Vakarian would pick all the renegade options.

The ruthless calculus of war...

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LoonySpectre
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:22

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Garrus' decisions would probably split between Paragon/Renegade. Javik or Zaeed, in the other hand...

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:24

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I don't care what Garrus will do. He's Shepard's pet, not the other way around.

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legion999
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:25

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HagarIshay wrote...

I don't care what Garrus will do. He's Shepard's pet, not the other way around.

Hahahahaha ho he ha ho he hum. And I thought my jokes were bad.

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DarkBladeX98
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:27

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HagarIshay wrote...

I don't care what Garrus will do. He's Shepard's pet, not the other way around.


That is.... amusing.
This hurts you.

Yes, I chose Destroy, and I did it for everyone, sorry robos, we'll make more of you later. :P

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:28

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legion999 wrote...

Hahahahaha ho he ha ho he hum. And I thought my jokes were bad.


Well, at least I tried.

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:29

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Garrus would have none of that Synthesis bull****. He'd shoot the tube, sit back and enjoy watching Reapers explode.

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:29

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I prefer WWJD

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:30

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he's probably just shoot the starchild like I did then SO BE IT. Garrus: I knew it was a reaper...ah crap...

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DRTJR
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:32

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Garrus, Tali, Samara, Thane, Legion, Wrex, Grunt, and Javik would pick destroy
Ashley, Kaiden, Jack, and Miranda would pick control
EDI, and Katsumi would pick synthesis
Zaeed, Jacob, Mordin, and Vega would pick refuse
This is conjecture so some might move in your list.

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legion999
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:34

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HagarIshay wrote...

legion999 wrote...

Hahahahaha ho he ha ho he hum. And I thought my jokes were bad.


Well, at least I tried.


Garrus does not try he does.
Garrus' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
<insert other bull**** Chuck Norris facts but substitute with Garrus>

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:38

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the problem with that logic is that garrus is taught and inspired by shepard, so thinking what garrus would do is no different than sticking to your shepards thoughts

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:48

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JamesT91 wrote...

the problem with that logic is that garrus is taught and inspired by shepard, so thinking what garrus would do is no different than sticking to your shepards thoughts


He deviates slightly but he still ends up doing the same things and have more or less the same mentality no matter what you do in the 3 games. If you are Paragon and have tried to guide him on a Paragon route, yeah he goes back to C-Sec but he gets frustrated and goes to Omega anyway. Yeah, he spares Sidonis but he still ends up ordering the Turian fleet to withdraw from Palaven to put all hope on the Crucible. He actually questions your beliefs without outright questioning you.

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 06:52

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

Garrus would screw the krogans

Incorrect; Garrus, as evidenced in the Sur'Kesh mission, is friends with Wrex, and thus would not betray him.

However, he would likely choose to screw over Wreav, and again, would be correct in doing so.

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 07:01

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Because my main Shep basically followed all those choices you outlined in the OP, she's as awesome as awesome can get.

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 07:02

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comrade gando wrote...

he's probably just shoot the starchild like I did then SO BE IT. Garrus: I knew it was a reaper...ah crap...


Lol! I could actually see this happening....

But I think he'd probably be most likely to pick destroy.

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Posté 30 juin 2012 - 07:05

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wiggles89 wrote...

I prefer WWJD

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epic Javik is epic
ALL HAIL PROTHY THE PROTHEAN!!

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Arcadian Legend
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 08:49

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What? Why aren't you thining on what Garrus would do? Is that not why you are here?

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BlackCat
Posté 30 juin 2012 - 10:34

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I lol'd at this thread title

But yes, your logic is infallible
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