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Débuté par The RPGenius , juil. 02 2012 12:51

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The RPGenius
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:51

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Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis

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Taboo
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:53

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10/10

Would read again.

#3
Zardoc
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:54

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...what.

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Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:54

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Fantastic. Can radiators carry STDs?

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shurikenmanta
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:54

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Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

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Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:55

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shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

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F00lishG
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:56

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Dear Synthesis,

Have fun looking creepy as all get out. I'll be over here, flying my fleet of Reapers, being the savior of the universe without having to assimilate everyone to be part robot.

Love,
Control

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zambot
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:57

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Dear Synthesis,

How come you never write to me? Did you forget about me?

Sincerely,
Refusal

#9
Volc19
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 12:59

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Dear Synthesis,

We are not going to give into fear. We'll stop you antispirals, and we'll stop the spiral nemesis too!

With love and chocolate candies,
Refuse

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Ryven
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:00

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The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis


Touché

#11
Captiosus77
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:00

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Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard


Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker

Modifié par Captiosus77, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:01 .

#12
Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:02

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New game: Destroy, Control, Synthesis (like rock, paper, scissors)
Destroy destroys control's reapers.
Control uses its reapers to harvest synthesis.
Synthesis makes destroy part-synthetic so it kills itself.
Fun times!

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Taboo
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:02

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

#14
ThaneKriosIsBoss
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:02

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Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard


Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker


Dear Joker,

EDI is a robot. You have brittle bone disease. You would never hit that.

You're welcome,
Shepard

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Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:03

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F00lishG wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

Have fun looking creepy as all get out. I'll be over here, flying my fleet of Reapers, being the savior of the universe without having to assimilate everyone to be part robot.

Love,
Control

.  Over there with your creepy voice and evil music..                                                                                                                                                          .

Modifié par Finn the Jakey, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:05 .

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Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:04

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Dear all ME3 endings,

I hope you all enjoyed your plot holes and ridiculous nonsense. I may not have been the happiest outcome, but at least I went out in style.

Sincerely,
Death in the Collector Base

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Kelwing
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:04

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LMAO, this thread is funny

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nitefyre410
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:04

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

 


Dear, Still Alive Shepard

Look outside

Not for long  

Sincerly, 
God Emperor Shepard.  


(Note: Okay we have to keep this going this is actually funny)) 

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:05 .

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Ticonderoga117
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:05

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Dear Control and Synthesis Shepards

Still get to love and cherish Tali. Beat that.

Cheers,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Refusal Shep, you're cool and I totally feel your pain.

Modifié par Ticonderoga117, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:05 .

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Taboo
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:05

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DEAR CONTROL AND SYNTHESIS SHEPARDS.

DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX.

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Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:06

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Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard


Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker

Dear Joker,

You're a pilot with brittle-bone disease. I'm a SPECTRE who takes on Reapers alone. For some reason, I don't feel like I'm in much danger. 

Bring it on, 
Commander Shepard, Special Tactics and Reconnaissance

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2Shepards
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:06

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard


LMFAO  oh god I just choked on my drink

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zambot
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:07

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Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Dear Control and Synthesis Shepards

Still get to love and cherish Tali. Beat that.

Cheers,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Refusal Shep, you're cool and I totally feel your pain.


Dear Destroy,

You Mock My Pain!

Regards,
Refusal

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Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:08

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nitefyre410 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

 


Dear, Still Alive Shepard

Look outside

Not for long  

Sincerly, 
God Emperor Shepard.  


(Note: Okay we have to keep this going this is actually funny)) 



Dear God Emperor Shepard,

I destroyed all Reapers so who the hell is outside my window? Are you sending the Keepers after me?

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

PS Doesn't matter, had sex

#25
shurikenmanta
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:08

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Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Dear Control and Synthesis Shepards

Still get to love and cherish Tali. Beat that.

Cheers,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Refusal Shep, you're cool and I totally feel your pain.


Dear Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

Challenge accepted.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Modifié par shurikenmanta, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:09 .

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