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[Shadowvalker]

Dear Control and Synthesis

FORMAT: C


Oooops

Human Shepard

[TheBlackBaron]

excelon wrote...

Dear Control, Synthesis, Destroy, and Refuse.

None of it's happening, it's all a dream

Sincerely,
Indoctrination Theory

Dear Indoctrination Theory,

You're dead and buried. Game over man, game over!

Sincerely,
The Endings

Modifié par TheBlackBaron, 02 juillet 2012 - 08:42 .

[Wilkco]

Dear Star Brat

your dead

Shepard the destroyer

[Wintermaulz]

Dear Harbringer

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS
THIS HURTS YOU

Sincerly
Control Shepard

Modifié par Wintermaulz, 02 juillet 2012 - 09:17 .

[Gnoizic]

Dear God Emperor Shepard, Shepard the Destroyer, Morally High Shepard, and Shep's DNA,

Joker got the Normandy the Hell away from Earth as fast as he could, but crashed us on some strange planet. Don't know if we can fix the ship yet, so I'm doing my best to "propagate" the herd in your absence.

Oh, gotta go. Tali and I are in the middle of some... Calibrations...

Sorry bro,
-Garrus Vakarian

[JediHealerCosmin]

Commander,

Just thought I'd let you know that I intend to steal your thunder every change I get.

Hackett out. 

[TheBlackBaron]

Gnoizic wrote...

Dear God Emperor Shepard, Shepard the Destroyer, Morally High Shepard, and Shep's DNA,

Joker got the Normandy the Hell away from Earth as fast as he could, but crashed us on some strange planet. Don't know if we can fix the ship yet, so I'm doing my best to "propagate" the herd in your absence.

Oh, gotta go. Tali and I are in the middle of some... Calibrations...

Sorry bro,
-Garrus Vakarian

Dear Garrus,

Just remember that when you're savoring the last shot before popping the heat sink, I'm already part of both of you. 

- Shep's DNA

Modifié par TheBlackBaron, 02 juillet 2012 - 09:18 .

[nitefyre410]

Voutsis1982 wrote...

Dear Control,

Tali sends her thanks for the summer house! I've been spoon feeding her melted Turian chocolate on the back patio. She does this thing where she leans forward for the spoon, but I draw it back so she has to lean forward just a little more...

Synthesis, I saw your youtube vid on how your sandwiches scream now. Tough break.

Thinking of you,

Destroy

   


Dear Destroy, 

Just got an email from Tali

Pro Tip:  She hates turian chololate... 

Pro Tip #2: Don't stalk someone who  has an army Gaint Robotic Cuttlefish  as guard dogs 

Please get off her lawn, 

The ever  watchful and vigilant Gaurdain
Control 

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 10:14 .

[IguanidaeViridisAbsolutus]

This thread is pure gold.
God damnit I never laught that much for a long time.

[nitefyre410]

IguanidaeViridisAbsolutus wrote...

This thread is pure gold.
God damnit I never laught that much for a long time.

 

that It is, please add to it and keep it going.  

[Voutsis1982]

nitefyre410 wrote...
Just got an email from Tali

Pro Tip:  She hates turian chololate... 

www.youtube.com/watch

That's what she told Garrus when we found all those empty wrappers in her locker. She couldn't have stolen it, because she hates Turian Chocolate. Honest.

[nitefyre410]

Voutsis1982 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...
Just got an email from Tali

Pro Tip:  She hates turian chololate... 

www.youtube.com/watch

That's what she told Garrus when we found all those empty wrappers in her locker. She couldn't have stolen it, because she hates Turian Chocolate. Honest.

 


Dear Voultsis1982 

That was joke

EDI
 
P.S  -  Why is  literal BSN , always so literal 

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 10:46 .

[IguanidaeViridisAbsolutus]

Dear God Emperor Shepard.

You realize that you're only a high-tech AI that's thinks he's Commander Shepard, right ?

Cheers.
Only mostly dead Shepard.

PS : "No, John, you are the demon-ancient-warmonging-machine !"

[Siegdrifa]

Shadowvalker wrote...

Dear Control and Synthesis

FORMAT: C


Oooops

Human Shepard

Nice one  XD

[Arcadian Legend]

The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis

Dear Synthesis

"I am sorry, my mate, I leave you for a krogan because you are not endowed as good for your species."

Do you fear these words? Morlan's famous shop sells many enhancements online that are not restricted by Citadel trading regulations! Whether you require hormone augmentation, cybernetic enhancement, or genebiotic xenografting, Morlan has many things you will be pleased with!

All species and gender order online from Morlan's famous extranet site, hotlinked from this message!

(Product availability varies by local trade regulations, all element zero products require shipping subcharge, no shipping to Omega, krogan reproductive organs not available, other restrictions may apply.)

From: Morlan

[nitefyre410]

^ XD... LMAO

[Xellith]

Synthesis is so wonderful

https://encrypted-tb...RT0q8ZZyzULtxPA

Look at those two. So in love.

[BatmanPWNS]

Dear Control, Synthesis and Refuse,

I can still get laid and you can't!

Sincerely,
Alive Shepard.

[nitefyre410]

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Dear Control, Synthesis and Refuse,

I can still get laid and you can't!

Sincerely,
Alive Shepard.

 

Dear  Alive Still Shepard, 

I'm sorry but all  human  male replacement genital implants where fried in the  Crucible red destruction wave and unfortunatelly we can't rebuild them. 

Truely Sorry, 
Morlan 

PS-  Will  Mr. Thanix's personal assistant send a full fund. 

[Direbunny]

Dear syntehis, control, destroy and refuse,

I no ur so harsj rite? Lol!
Imma just hav sum maoar to drnk
wops fellover

Sincerely Intoxication theory

[Wilkco]

Dear Control, Synthesis and Refuse,

just went skinny dipping with ash would you like to join oh you cant

great choice you made

Sheppard the destroyer

[CroGamer002]

Dear Destroy,

I would love to see you explain death of synthetics to kill synthetics to new synthetics and try to stop future wars.


Your sincere, Control.

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Dear Synthesis,

How's it feel in forcing everyone to become a Reaper?
Good?
It's a lovely feeling when you're brainwashed.


Your sincere, Control.

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Dear Reject,

I told you Indoctrination Theory ain't true.
But good attempt.
At least Liara will save the galaxy.


Your sincere, Control.

[riesenwiesel]

Dear Synthesis,

good luck in your peaceful galaxy with synthesised Yagh having unlimited access to knowledge.

Sincerely,
everyone else not living in a world war scenario with every country having unlimited access to nukes

[TerrifiedKiz]

Mesina2 wrote...

Dear Destroy,

I would love to see you explain death of synthetics to kill synthetics to new synthetics and try to stop future wars.


Your sincere, Control.

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Dear Control,

Doesn't matter, had... and my "artistic integrity headcanon" says World Galaxy peace 4ever.

Yours Sincerely, still alive and kicking Shepard

p.s.: don't worry about your little blue babies, i'll adopt them.