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[The Angry One]

Dear Control,

I want my voice modulator back.

Sincerely,
J.C. Denton

[CroGamer002]

TerrifiedKiz wrote...

Dear Control,

Doesn't matter, had... and my "artistic integrity headcanon" says World Galaxy peace 4ever.

Yours Sincerely, still alive and kicking Shepard

p.s.: don't worry about your little blue babies, i'll adopt them.

Dear Destroy,

I'm still alive, just died second time.

Your sincerely, Catalyst Shepard.

P.S.
I'm a quarian type of guy.

P.P.S.
I will send Harbinger to build Tali a mansion.

[memorysquid]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Dear Garrus,

Just remember that when you're savoring the last shot before popping the heat sink, I'm already part of both of you. 

- Shep's DNA

Disturbing.

[nitefyre410]

The Angry One wrote...

Dear Control,

I want my voice modulator back.

Sincerely,
J.C. Denton

 

^    

+10   

Dear  J.C Denton 

Please forward that request to Mac Walters and  Casey Hudson.  

I had nothing to do it, 
Control 

[CroGamer002]

Finn the Jakey wrote...

Dear Catalyst

Enjoy being an emotionless computer for all eternity.
Btw, tell Harbinger to send for a single bed instead of a double, looks like your Tali wont be needing one anymore.

Sincerley, Alive-Shep

Dear Destroy,

I see you're forgeting all about EDI, already.


Sincerely, Control.

[Zkyire]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Control Shepard can have sex with STARSHIPS.

While Joker's banging EDI, Control Shep's banging the Normandy.

[Inxentas]

Dear Synthesis,

Where is my head? I used to have a head.

Best regards,
Synthesis Ravager

Modifié par Inxentas, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:02 .

[Baronesa]

Dear Control.

Look... look at you... you hacker... a pa...pathetic...pathetic creature of meat and bones... trying to... to imitate... imitate me.

Best regards.
SHODAN

Modifié par Baronesa, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:10 .

[v TricKy v]

Inxentas wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

Where is my head? I used to have a head.

Best regards,
Synthesis Ravager

:lol:

[CroGamer002]

Baronesa wrote...

Dear Control.

Look... look at you... you hacker... a pa...pathetic...pathetic creature of meat and bones... trying to... to imitate... imitate me.

Best regards.
SHODAN

Dear Batonesa,

What's with that reference?


Your sincere, Mesina2.

[nitefyre410]

 Dear  Refusal Shepard, 

Pro tip: Unless you a evolving mech the size of  a Galaxy... don't  try to copy me. 

It won't end well. 

oh yeah and your witers lack of creativity is distrubing. 

Nice try, 

Simon the Driller   

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:27 .

[Baronesa]

Hello Refuse

Look at your ending, now back to me, now back at your ending, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if it stopped using rocks fall everyone dies mentality and switched to the themes of the previous games, it could rock like it’s
me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the ending your ending could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with a script of that ending you'd love. Look again, the script  are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your ending ends like a proper sci-fi and does not use space magic. I’m on a spaceship.

Sincerely

John "Get the hell out of our galaxy" Sheridan

Modifié par Baronesa, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:49 .

[Ticonderoga117]

Baronesa wrote...



Hello Refuse

Look at your ending, now back to me, now back at your ending, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if it stopped using rocks fall everyone dies mentality and switched to the themes of the previous games, it could rock like it’s
me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the ending your ending could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with a script of that ending you'd love. Look again, the script  are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your ending ends like a proper sci-fi and does not use space magic. I’m on a spaceship.

Sincerely

John "Get the hell out of our galaxy" Sheridan

Dear John "Get the hell out of our Galaxy" Sheridan,

You are awesome and a total badass. I wish I could've been half as badass.
Oh well, destroying the Reapers will just have to do.

Sincerely,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. SHODAN, you're next since I got your brother "Casper, the genocidal ghost".

[The Angry One]

Dear Catalyst

Destroy Shepard's pretending they made a decision on their own again. Put them in their place. I know you're good at that.

[MzAdventure]

Baronesa wrote...



Hello Refuse

Look at your ending, now back to me, now back at your ending, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if it stopped using rocks fall everyone dies mentality and switched to the themes of the previous games, it could rock like it’s
me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the ending your ending could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with a script of that ending you'd love. Look again, the script  are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your ending ends like a proper sci-fi and does not use space magic. I’m on a spaceship.

Sincerely

John "Get the hell out of our galaxy" Sheridan

And this one for the win!

[N-Seven]

Finn the Jakey wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...
Dear Destroy,

I'm still alive, just died second time.

Your sincerely, Catalyst Shepard.

P.S.
I'm a quarian type of guy.

P.P.S.
I will send Harbinger to build Tali a mansion.

Dear Catalyst

Enjoy being an emotionless computer for all eternity, knowing you will never see your friends or loved ones again.
Btw, tell Harbinger to bring for a single bed instead of a double, looks like your Tali wont be needing one anymore.

Sincerley, Alive-Shep

Dear Destroy,

Good job on sacrificing your friends, the Geth and Edi, instead of yourself.  If I had physical hands I would be doing a slow, sarcastic clap.   Instead I am clapping two Reapers together.  Anyways, excuse me, I'm going to check on my friends for a bit to see that they're safe.  Then I think I'll tap into my vast knowledge and immense power to see how I can create a galaxy with limitless possiblities.  Busy day ahead.    I'll write again in a couple hundred years.  Oh woops that's right, I guess you won't be around, lulz.  Sorry!

Sincerely,
God-Shep, IIE

(Immortal, Infinite, Eternal)

[Dasha Dreyson]

Dear Hal Jordan,

Enjoy your new army.

Regards,
Synthesis Shepard

[nitefyre410]

Finn the Jakey wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...
Dear Destroy,

I'm still alive, just died second time.

Your sincerely, Catalyst Shepard.

P.S.
I'm a quarian type of guy.

P.P.S.
I will send Harbinger to build Tali a mansion.

Dear Catalyst

Enjoy being an emotionless computer for all eternity, knowing you will never see your friends or loved ones again.
Btw, tell Harbinger to bring for a single bed instead of a double, looks like your Tali wont be needing one anymore.

Sincerley, Alive-Shep

Dear Alive- Shep, 

No worries, I just upload myself  to her suit and installed  Shepard/Catalyst nerve stim program... deluxe platinum edition.  Tag Line: For her never ending pleasure.Infinite and Eternal

Try not to pop the heatsink too soon, 

Shepard/Catalyst 

P.S and yep I am still the only one that gets in that suit

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:35 .

[TerrifiedKiz]

N-Seven wrote...

Dear Destroy,

Good job on sacrificing your friends, the Geth and Edi, instead of yourself.  If I had physical hands I would be doing a slow, sarcastic clap.   Instead I am clapping two Reapers together.  Anyways, excuse me, I'm going to check on my friends for a bit to see that they're safe.  Then I think I'll tap into my vast knowledge and immense power to see how I can create a galaxy with limitless possiblities.  Busy day ahead.    I'll write again in a couple hundred years.  Oh woops that's right, I guess you won't be around, lulz.  Sorry!

Sincerely,
God-Shep, IIE

(Immortal, Infinite, Eternal)

Dear Control,

Neither will most of your friends... i guess the joke is on you.

Sincerely, 
Still alive & kicking Shepard who's banging your LI while you create your galaxy with limiteless blah blah blah.

Modifié par TerrifiedKiz, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:52 .

[ChrisDV]

Dear Harbinger

Totally got Shepard to jump into that death ray the humans built & stuck on the Citadel. You owe me a coke.

Catalyst

[Applepie_Svk]

Dear everyone ORGANICS and SYNTHETICS,

Just embrace it ... embrace to Catalyst ...

...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...

PS: your mind will be mine...

Modifié par Applepie_Svk, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:57 .

[Steel Dancer]

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear Synthesis,

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Sincerely, 
Destroy

Doesn't matter, screwed everything.

Sincerely,

Synthesis Shepard.

Modifié par Steel Dancer, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:13 .