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[KalSkirata999]

Dear Children,

Come to the basement to hear another story about the shepard.

Hurry along now my sweets!

The Stargazer

[nitefyre410]

KalSkirata999 wrote...

Dear Children,

Come to the basement to hear another story about the shepard.

Hurry along now my sweets!

The Stargazer

 

Oh god that is soo wrong...

Why did Bioware have Buzz Aldrin  say that..?

Modifié par nitefyre410, 03 juillet 2012 - 01:45 .

[Tealjaker94]

KalSkirata999 wrote...

Dear Children,

Come to the basement to hear another story about the shepard.

Hurry along now my sweets!

The Stargazer

Dear Stargazer,

ME FIRST!

Conrad Verner

[Uncle Jo]

Dear Synthesis,

How does it feel to bang a husk ?

sincerely

Still Alive Shepard.

Modifié par Uncle Jo, 03 juillet 2012 - 01:47 .

[Tealjaker94]

Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

How does it feel to bang a husk ?

sincerely

Still Alive Shepard.

Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I wouldn't know. I got vaporized.

Sincerely,
Synthesis Shepard

[Uncle Jo]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

How does it feel to bang a husk ?

sincerely

Still Alive Shepard.

Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I wouldn't know. I got vaporized.

Sincerely,
Synthesis Shepard

Dear Synthesis,

Not true, actually you got recombined with every single living thing in the galaxy.

The correct question would be: How does it feel to bang and get banged by a husk ?

Truly,

Still alive Shepard.

Edit: I was also adressing to your squadmates and allies. But you're also part of them.

Modifié par Uncle Jo, 03 juillet 2012 - 02:43 .

[Tealjaker94]

Uncle Jo wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

How does it feel to bang a husk ?

sincerely

Still Alive Shepard.

Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I wouldn't know. I got vaporized.

Sincerely,
Synthesis Shepard

Dear Synthesis,

Not true, actually you got recombined with every single living thing in the galaxy.

The correct question would be: How does it feel to bang and get banged by a husk ?

Truly,

Still alive Shepard.

Still Alive Shepard,

In that case. Here's my response.

Sincerely,
My-existence-is-a-living-hell Shepard

[Uncle Jo]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Still Alive Shepard,

In that case. Here's my response.

Sincerely,
My-existence-is-a-living-hell Shepard

Dear Synthesis,

Don't be sad. Who knows, in a few thousand years you'll maybe even like it.

Enjoy. For eternity.

Truly (sorry),

Still alive Shepard

Modifié par Uncle Jo, 03 juillet 2012 - 02:59 .

[IguanidaeViridisAbsolutus]

Dear Shepard.

Why didn't I have a solemn funeral at the Normandy too ?
I died before it was cool.

Sincerely.
Richard L Jenkins.

[NewWaveFascist]

Dear Destroy Alive and Synthesis Shepard.

Don't feel too bad that you don't have your own theme song.
I'll try to not brag about mine.


Sincerely,
Control Shepard

[HBC Dresden]

The Angry One wrote...

Dear those who gave in to the Reapers

Is it fun pretending that those who reject the Catalyst are responsible for deaths rather than the Catalyst itself?
Is it because you'd rather project it's war crimes onto others because in the end you know you're doing it's bidding?

Sincerely,
Common sense.

Dear Common Sense,

I'm not doing the Catalyst's bidding. I doubt Casper the Genocidal Ghost would want me have Harbinger build Tali a house on Rannoch, help orphans on Earth, and give food to the homeless while saying "This Helps You."

Sincerely,

Control Shepard

[Tealjaker94]

NewWaveFascist wrote...

Dear Destroy Alive and Synthesis Shepard.

Don't feel too bad that you don't have your own theme song.
I'll try to not brag about mine.


Sincerely,
Control Shepard

Dear Control Shepard,

Au contraire!

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

Modifié par Tealjaker94, 03 juillet 2012 - 04:14 .

[Dendio1]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

[Dendio1]

HBC Dresden wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Dear those who gave in to the Reapers

Is it fun pretending that those who reject the Catalyst are responsible for deaths rather than the Catalyst itself?
Is it because you'd rather project it's war crimes onto others because in the end you know you're doing it's bidding?

Sincerely,
Common sense.

Dear Common Sense,

I'm not doing the Catalyst's bidding. I doubt Casper the Genocidal Ghost would want me have Harbinger build Tali a house on Rannoch, help orphans on Earth, and give food to the homeless while saying "This Helps You."

Sincerely,

Control Shepard

Dear Control Shepard
Harby was late delivering pizza two nights ago. I called and he refused to give me my refund. Please assume direct control.

-Your pal
Jacob

Modifié par Dendio1, 03 juillet 2012 - 04:16 .

[Uncle Jo]

NewWaveFascist wrote...

Dear Destroy Alive and Synthesis Shepard.

Don't feel too bad that you don't have your own theme song.
I'll try to not brag about mine.


Sincerely,
Control Shepard

Dear Control Shepard,

I'll play it for the funeral of your friends.

Sincerely,

Still alive Shepard.

Modifié par Uncle Jo, 03 juillet 2012 - 04:18 .

[Tealjaker94]

Dendio1 wrote...

Dear Control Shepard
Harby was late delivering pizza two nights ago. I called and he refused to give me my refund. Please assume direct control.

-Your pal
Jacob

Dear Jacob,

That is bad news. I'll deal with this right away.

Your friend, 
Control Shepard

Dear Harbinger,

Please kill Jacob.

Sincerely,
Control Shepard

[Uncle Jo]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

Please kill Jacob.

Sincerely,
Control Shepard

Dear Control Shepard,

This is the first and last time I agree with you.

Sincerely,

Still alive Shepard

[Arkevilex]

omg...I just stumbled in on the true gem of this forum!

Dear Control Shepard,

This hurts me...

Sincerely,
Harbinger

[HBC Dresden]

Dear Godshep,

We finished carving Sur'Kesh's largest moon in Mordin's image, which helped sway public opinion against Dalatras Linron. We did not even need to use the indoctrinated workers to rig the election. However, I suggest we assume direct control of all their reporters, leave nothing to chance.

Sincerely,

We are HARBINGER

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Dear Harby,

Nevermind that. Khalisah al-Kilani has been stirring up trouble by questioning my control over the Reapers. Approach her and say "I'm tired of your impertinent accusations" and then punch her out.

Love,

Your Benevolent Control Shepard

Modifié par HBC Dresden, 03 juillet 2012 - 06:17 .

[The Angry One]

Dear Control Shepard

Your body is dead,
My eyes are now blue,
Your LI is alone,
THIS HURTS YOU.

Love and hugs,
Harbinger

[v TricKy v]

Dear Galaxy,

I hope you enjoy your wasteland. That`s want you get for not helping me.

Sincerely,
Low-EMS destroy Shepard

[GenericEnemy]

Dear Synthesis,

"I am sorry, my mate, I leave you for a krogan because you are not endowed as good for your species."

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Modifié par GenericEnemy, 03 juillet 2012 - 06:31 .

[xsdob]

Dear Shepard,

Baby come back!
Any kind of fool could see,
There was something in everything about you.

Baby come back!
You can blame it all on me,
I was wrong and I just can’t live without you.

From, Starchild after reject ending.

Modifié par xsdob, 03 juillet 2012 - 06:32 .

[SneakyDuc]

Dear Control Shepards,

I'm opening a club just for us brute Doormen Banshee dancers, Husks waiters. Cannibal fights, marauders djs racni light shows. Only controllers allowed.

Sincerely,
Immortal, Omnipotent, All Powerful, God King Emperor of New Shepardonia Shepard

[OneWithTheAssassins]

Dear Synthesis and Control,

Your endings are bad and you should feel bad!

Your pal, Dr. Zoidberg.