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Débuté par The RPGenius , juil. 02 2012 12:51

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#376
HBC Dresden
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 06:53

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Dear Synthesis Shepard,

Does this husk have a soul?

Sincerely,

A now sentient human head on a Cannibal's arm

#377
SneakyDuc
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 07:14

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HBC Dresden wrote...

Dear Synthesis Shepard,

Does this husk have a soul?

Sincerely,

A now sentient human head on a Cannibal's arm

Imagine the once hot Banshee, or the two krogans and a turian used to make a brute. I smell a sitcom.

#378
Darksaberexile
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 07:21

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Dear Synthesis and God Emperor Shepard,

We hope that you all have working pop-up blockers.

Sincerely,
Survivor Shepard, and the Yahg from refusal

P.S.
I found out the Geth left behind a virus to make Reapers only able to run windows vista and internet explorer. I think it was an attempt at a joke. I included it in this email and it just finished installing, so let me know if it's funny.

Modifié par Darksaberexile, 03 juillet 2012 - 07:21 .

#379
Celyanae
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 08:43

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Dear Control, Synthesis and Destroy

Gotcha

Sincerely
Deus Ex (Machina)

#380
v TricKy v
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 08:49

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Dear Catalyst,

Why are you a cheap rip-off of my Helios AI?

Sincerely,
JC Denton

#381
Wilkco
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 09:12

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Dear Catalyst

well done on brain washing Control and Synthesis shepards

yours

destroy and refuse

#382
nitefyre410
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 09:18

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Celyanae wrote...

Dear Control, Synthesis and Destroy

Gotcha

Sincerely
Deus Ex (Machina)

  


Dear Shepard ,the Catalyst, and Mass Effect Cast 


If you going to use a Deus Ex Machina and at least be an awesome one


Deus Ex Machina  the series and people still love us,

Simon the Driller and Tengo Toppa Gurren Laghan Cast.

PS -  Yoko  will always be hotter than Blue chicks with squid heads.  

Attachment: Bang

Modifié par nitefyre410, 03 juillet 2012 - 09:22 .

#383
v TricKy v
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 09:28

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nitefyre410 wrote...

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Im coming back in 30 minutes...

#384
nitefyre410
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 09:34

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v TricKy v wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Attachment: Bang

Im coming back in 30 minutes...

 

Have fun  :lol:

#385
Uncle Jo
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 11:39

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Dear synthesis Javik,

U mad ?

Sincerely,

EDI

#386
nitefyre410
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 12:56

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Dear thread,

Bump.

Stay classy,
me

#387
The Angry One
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 12:59

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Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear synthesis Javik,

U mad ?

Sincerely,

EDI


Dear EDI

On the contrary, I now have many, many synthetic things to throw out of the airlock.
Starting with your weak-limbed boyfriend.

Regards,
Javik

Modifié par The Angry One, 03 juillet 2012 - 01:00 .

#388
The Heretic of Time
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:02

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Volc19 wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

We are not going to give into fear. We'll stop you antispirals, and we'll stop the spiral nemesis too!

With love and chocolate candies,
Refuse


Dear Refusal,

I believe you did just give in to fear when you decided not to use the Crucible because you feared the worst could happen.

Have fun being harvested.


Yours truly,

The God Emperor Shepard

Modifié par Heretic_Hanar, 03 juillet 2012 - 01:10 .

#389
nitefyre410
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:05

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The Angry One wrote...

Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear synthesis Javik,

U mad ?

Sincerely,

EDI


Dear EDI

On the contrary, I now have many, many synthetic things to throw out of the airlock.
Starting with your weak-limbed boyfriend.

Regards,
Javik

 

Dear Javik,

Looks  the Protheans are about to be extinct again... this time for good.

Venting cargo hold.

Farewell,
EDI .

Modifié par nitefyre410, 03 juillet 2012 - 01:10 .

#390
Uncle Jo
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:10

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Dear Space magic,


Thanks for the help.

Best regards,


Crucible

Modifié par Uncle Jo, 03 juillet 2012 - 01:10 .

#391
nitefyre410
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:11

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Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear Space magic,


Thanks for the help.

Best regards,


Crucible

 

Dear Mass Effect Space  Magic.

You still suck

Sincernly,
Spiral Engery the oringal space magic.

#392
Uncle Jo
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:15

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nitefyre410 wrote...



Dear Mass Effect Space  Magic.

You still suck

Sincernly,
Spiral Engery the oringal space magic.


Dear Spiral Energy,

Deal with it.

Truly,
the Mass Effect Space Magic.

#393
Carlthestrange
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:16

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Okay, I lol'd. Great play of a Futurama reference.

#394
The Heretic of Time
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:17

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nitefyre410 wrote...

Dear Mass Effect Space  Magic.

You still suck

Sincernly,
Spiral Engery the oringal space magic.


Dear Spiral Energy,

I'd like to have a word with you.


Sincerely,

The Force (the real original space magic)

Modifié par Heretic_Hanar, 03 juillet 2012 - 01:19 .

#395
The Angry One
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:20

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nitefyre410 wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear synthesis Javik,

U mad ?

Sincerely,

EDI


Dear EDI

On the contrary, I now have many, many synthetic things to throw out of the airlock.
Starting with your weak-limbed boyfriend.

Regards,
Javik

 

Dear Javik,

Looks  the Protheans are about to be extinct again... this time for good.

Venting cargo hold.

Farewell,
EDI .




Dear EDI

I can breathe in space.

Regards,
Javik

PS I used my particle gun to carve my name into your hull.

#396
Uncle Jo
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:21

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Heretic_Hanar wrote...


Dear Spiral Energy,

I'd like to have a word with you.


Sincerely,

The Force (the real original space magic)


Dear Spiral Energy and the Force,

Synthesis is unbeatable.

I won.

Sincerely,
The green space magic.

#397
The Angry One
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:22

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Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear Spiral Energy and the Force,

Synthesis is unbeatable.

I won.

Sincerely,
The green space magic.


Dear green space magic.

Your very existence causes me untold amounts of pain and despair.

Sincerely,
Science

#398
nitefyre410
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:23

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The Angry One wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear synthesis Javik,

U mad ?

Sincerely,

EDI


Dear EDI

On the contrary, I now have many, many synthetic things to throw out of the airlock.
Starting with your weak-limbed boyfriend.

Regards,
Javik

 

Dear Javik,

Looks  the Protheans are about to be extinct again... this time for good.

Venting cargo hold.

Farewell,
EDI .




Dear EDI

I can breathe in space.

Regards,
Javik

PS I used my particle gun to carve my name into your hull.



Dear Javik,

You forgot,  upgrades.

EDI 

P.S - Time test   Garrus's Thanix Canon calibrations.

#399
nitefyre410
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:24

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Heretic_Hanar wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Dear Mass Effect Space  Magic.

You still suck

Sincernly,
Spiral Engery the oringal space magic.


Dear Spiral Energy,

I'd like to have a word with you.


Sincerely,

The Force (the real original space magic)

 


Dear The Force,

Meta cholorides.

Give my regards to  Mr. Lucas,

Spiral Engery  

#400
Uncle Jo
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:25

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The Angry One wrote...

Dear EDI

I can breathe in space.

Regards,
Javik

PS I used my particle gun to carve my name into your hull.

Dear Javik,

We're all reapers the same now. Let's be friends. Forever.
No hard feelings.

Sincerely,

EDI.
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