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[The Heretic of Time]

Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear Reapard,

We'll build our own future, we don't take it from the Reapers.

Regards,
Still alive Commander Shepard.

Dear barely alive Commander Shepard,

Once you start making new synthetics and shit is about to go down, you'd wish we where still around to save ur ass.


Regards,

God Emperor and Commander of the Reapers Shepard

[Uncle Jo]

Heretic_Hanar wrote...

Uncle Jo wrote...

Dear Reapard,

We'll build our own future, we don't take it from the Reapers.

Regards,
Still alive Commander Shepard.

Dear barely alive Commander Shepard,

Once you start making new synthetics and shit is about to go down, you'd wish we where still around to save ur ass.


Regards,

God Emperor and Commander of the Reapers Shepard

Dear Catalyst,


Mouahahaha. No. That's why I sent you and your pals to hell.


Regards,
Still alive Commander Shepard.

Modifié par Uncle Jo, 03 juillet 2012 - 06:25 .

[Direbunny]

Dear Shepard

I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my colours
so pick one maybe

Sincerely the catalyst

[nitefyre410]

Uncle Jo wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Dear Still - Shepard 

Just faulty program working on reprogamming and rebranding... had Harbinger announce  via Twitter.

*pic removed*

Control Shepard,

P..S -   Don't believe  Soveriegn he was running old firmware and hardware , may have been suffering from Cosmic rust on the core.

Dear dead Shepard,

I thought the Reapers were sentient... Anyways f I have to trust what the EC shows, then I must also believe in this : 


*snip*


Regards,
Still alive Shepard.

P:S: Sovereign at least died with his dignity.

 

Dear Still Alive,

As sentient as Worker Bee fulfilling its purpose.

Regards
Control Shepard.

[Uncle Jo]

nitefyre410 wrote...


Dear Still Alive,

As sentient as Worker Bee fulfilling its purpose.

Regards
Control Shepard.

Dear Queen of the Bees,

A bee can still sting, no matter what the queen ordered.

Regards,
Still Alive Shepard.

[shepdog77]

Dear All Shepards,

whfkwjqkufkuukeauur eat face

Sincerely,
Bath Salts Shepard

[HBC Dresden]

Dear Destroy Shepard,

Remember how Legion took Reaper code to give all geth true sentience?

Sincerely,

Control Shepard

[Dougy Fresh]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

I havent LOLed this hard in the BSN ever!!!

[wiggums91]

Dear everyone after being knocked out by the beacon in ME1;

*after you finish your ending cutscene*

'Dr? Dr chakwas? I think s/he's waking up!'

[nitefyre410]

^ You think funny keep reading the rest of the thread... that light weight

[M920CAIN]

Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker

Dear Joker,

EDI's sexy sexbot body may be gone, but check out Normandy's mainframe/quantum bluebox. Yep she's there all right, and she's all yours. Also the geth are software and I managed to store their consensus on a compact disc along with the Suicide Mission Soudtrack,

One love,
Commander Shepard of the SSV Normandy SR-2.

[Dendio1]

Dear Normandy crew:

Why'd you lock me in the hanger during shepard's funeral?

signed
Diana Allers

Modifié par Dendio1, 04 juillet 2012 - 02:35 .

[Tealjaker94]

Dendio1 wrote...

Dear Normandy crew:

Why'd you lock me in the hanger during shepard's funeral?

signed
Diana Allers

Dear Diana Allers,

Y U NO EMILY WONG?

Sincerely, 
Everyone

[Ticonderoga117]

Dear Doctor Who,

You have a time machine right? Can I borrow it?
I just want to swap reporters, nothing universe breaking I assure you.
Seriously, it would actually be helpful and good.

Sincerely,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers


Dear Diana Allers,

Pack your things. You just won a trip to Earth to d- I mean cover the war.

Sincerely,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers

[Gibril]

HBC Dresden wrote...

Dear Destroy Shepard,

Remember how Legion took Reaper code to give all geth true sentience?

Sincerely,

Control Shepard

Dear Control Shep (Is it okay if I call you shep?)
Remember how the Reapers indoctrinate people, with out even trying, no matter who rules them? Yeah, I thought so. Oh, and btw, EDI is far more important than those flashlight heads.
Regards,
Another still alive Shep

[yukon fire]

To BioWare

I wish, you would try
You just seem so mean
In the end its just
Red, Blue or Green
There's nothing to do
There's nothing to say
In the end you took the wheel away
You say that your through 
But I would pay
Just to make the pain go away
Still you tease me with DLC

From,
Superman 

Modifié par yukon fire, 04 juillet 2012 - 06:54 .

[wiggums91]

Dendio1 wrote...

Dear Normandy crew:

Why'd you lock me in the hanger during shepard's funeral?

signed
Diana Allers

Dear Diana Allers,

**** off and die, you space-crab infested uber****!

-Everyone who doesn't work at IGN

[nitefyre410]

 Dear  Bioware Writing staff 

How  Mass Effect shout have ended

 


  Me  

P.S   The Theme song makes this pic 10x more awesome

Attachment: Socairo Days

Modifié par nitefyre410, 04 juillet 2012 - 03:13 .

[The RPGenius]

wiggums91 wrote...

-Everyone who doesn't work at IGN

3000/10, Would Choose Synthesis Again.

-Everyone who DOES work at IGN (called in from the company's diamond-encrusted Rolls Royce (courtesy of EA))

Modifié par The RPGenius, 04 juillet 2012 - 04:09 .

[Enthalpy]

Dear Other Shepards,

I'm having ice cream, and my spoon wants some.
#synthesisproblems

[KotorEffect3]

Dear refuse,

How does that huskified high horse feel?

Common sense

[Wilkco]

Funny bump

[Enthalpy]

Wilkco wrote...

Funny bump

Dear Presidium Groundskeeper,

You will find the attached videos on human physiology fascinating.

Dr. Solus

[MagicalFish]

 To the colorful Shep's:

I'm gonna die the way I lived

Regards,
Refusal