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Débuté par The RPGenius , juil. 02 2012 12:51

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#26
nitefyre410
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:09

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You know it actually funnier when they were shorter and more too the point. 

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:09 .

#27
Unschuld
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:09

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nitefyre410 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

 


Dear, Still Alive Shepard

Look outside

Not for long  

Sincerly, 
God Emperor Shepard.  


(Note: Okay we have to keep this going this is actually funny)) 




Dear God Emperor Shepard,

I just shot the convenient "destroy all reapers" tube again. Whoops.

Sincerest apologies,
Still Still Alive Shepard.

Modifié par Unschuld, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:10 .

#28
nhcre8tv1
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:10

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Dear Control, Refuse, Synthesis. and Destroy.

You are all awful.

Love,
Everyone, between March 6 through June 25.

#29
Taboo
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:11

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nhcre8tv1 wrote...

Dear Control, Refuse, Synthesis. and Destroy.

You are all awful.

Love,
Everyone, between March 6 through June 25.


Dear Haters.

I just had sex and wanted you to know about it.

#30
2Shepards
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:12

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Dear Synthesis,

Hows that hopey changey thing going for yah?

Sincerely, No Choice Made Shep

#31
F00lishG
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:12

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Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Dear Control and Synthesis Shepards

Still get to love and cherish Tali. Beat that.

Cheers,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Refusal Shep, you're cool and I totally feel your pain.


Dear Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers,

I can build Tali 3 Beach Houses without using my hands. And on rainy days she can come inside my citadel for ice cream.

Sincerely
Control.

PS Harbinger is coming for you...again.

Modifié par F00lishG, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:13 .

#32
shurikenmanta
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:12

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nhcre8tv1 wrote...

Dear Control, Refuse, Synthesis. and Destroy.

You are all awful.

Love,
Everyone, between March 6 through June 25.


Dear handful of people,

Shut up or I'll make your computer explode.

Your homie,
God Emperor Shepard

#33
Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:13

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F00lishG wrote...

Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Dear Control and Synthesis Shepards

Still get to love and cherish Tali. Beat that.

Cheers,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Refusal Shep, you're cool and I totally feel your pain.


Dear Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers,

I can build Tali 3 Beach Houses without using my hands. And on rainy days she can come inside my citadel for ice cream.

Sincerely
Control,

PS Harbinger is coming for you.


Dear Control

Doesn't matter, had sex

Sincerely, 
The Shepard who still gets laid

#34
The RPGenius
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:14

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I am HIGHLY disappointed with the lack of Futurama-knowledge on these forums.

Thankfully you're all just as highly amusing so it's all cool.

#35
justafan
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:15

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard


Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker

Dear Joker,

You're a pilot with brittle-bone disease. I'm a SPECTRE who takes on Reapers alone. For some reason, I don't feel like I'm in much danger. 

Bring it on, 
Commander Shepard, Special Tactics and Reconnaissance


Dear Shepard,

Lets not forget why there had to be a Lazarus project in the first place.
Joker: 1
Shepard: 0

Sincerely,
Joker

Modifié par justafan, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:20 .

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Taboo
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:15

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The RPGenius wrote...

I am HIGHLY disappointed with the lack of Futurama-knowledge on these forums.

Thankfully you're all just as highly amusing so it's all cool.


My response.

#37
F00lishG
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:15

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roflmao

#38
Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:16

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The RPGenius wrote...

I am HIGHLY disappointed with the lack of Futurama-knowledge on these forums.

Thankfully you're all just as highly amusing so it's all cool.

Speaking of Futurama, that's one place synthesis might make some sense. Y'know because, apparently Bender has RNA.

Modifié par Tealjaker94, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:17 .

#39
nitefyre410
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:16

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F00lishG wrote...

Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Dear Control and Synthesis Shepards

Still get to love and cherish Tali. Beat that.

Cheers,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Refusal Shep, you're cool and I totally feel your pain.


Dear Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers,

I can build Tali 3 Beach Houses without using my hands. And on rainy days she can come inside my citadel for ice cream.

Sincerely
Control.

PS Harbinger is coming for you...again.

 

Dear Control 

Only 3?  


Sincerely
God Emperor Shepard. 

#40
Ticonderoga117
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:16

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shurikenmanta wrote...
Dear Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

Challenge accepted.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard


*Burys the glowing Reaper eye in the dirt*

HaHAH!

F00lishG wrote...
Dear Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers,

I can build Tali 3 Beach Houses without using my hands. And on rainy days she can come inside my citadel for ice cream.

Sincerely
Control.

PS Harbinger is coming for you...again.


Dear Control,

We have ice cream cake, we're good.

Sincerely,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Good, I have a bone to pick with Harby anyway.

#41
nhcre8tv1
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:21

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shurikenmanta wrote...

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

Dear Control, Refuse, Synthesis. and Destroy.

You are all awful.

Love,
Everyone, between March 6 through June 25.


Dear handful of people,

Shut up or I'll make your computer explode.

Your homie,
God Emperor Shepard


Dear God Emporer Shepard.

You know what's fun? Breathing.

Sincerely, 
"Handful" of haterzzsz

#42
Ryoten
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:21

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The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis


Dear Synthesis,

I just indulged in some nercophilia. 


Love,
Destroy

#43
Unschuld
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:22

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justafan wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard


Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker

Dear Joker,

You're a pilot with brittle-bone disease. I'm a SPECTRE who takes on Reapers alone. For some reason, I don't feel like I'm in much danger. 

Bring it on, 
Commander Shepard, Special Tactics and Reconnaissance


Dear Shepard,

Lets not forget why there had to be a Lazarus project in the first place.  I got you once, I could do it again.

Sincerely,
Joker


Dear Joker,

Just let me know when you need to call another collector ship to help take me down again so I can break your fingers and re-cripplefy you.

Suck on it,
Commander "I've had enough of your snide insinuations" Shepard

#44
Shadowvalker
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:22

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By chance, did any of you attend a course here?:

www.youtube.com/watch

#45
Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:23

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justafan wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard


Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker

Dear Joker,

You're a pilot with brittle-bone disease. I'm a SPECTRE who takes on Reapers alone. For some reason, I don't feel like I'm in much danger. 

Bring it on, 
Commander Shepard, Special Tactics and Reconnaissance


Dear Shepard,

Lets not forget why there had to be a Lazarus project in the first place.
Joker: 1
Shepard: 0

Sincerely,
Joker

Dear Joker,

Mind if I use EDI as a lamp?

Yours Truly, 
Shepard

#46
nitefyre410
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:23

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Shadowvalker wrote...

By chance, did any of you attend a course here?:

www.youtube.com/watch


 

its really not an agruement, but it is funny 

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:23 .

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Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:25

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Taboo-XX wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

I am HIGHLY disappointed with the lack of Futurama-knowledge on these forums.

Thankfully you're all just as highly amusing so it's all cool.


My response.

I'm not sure if I like you're response. Hmmm...

Modifié par Tealjaker94, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:28 .

#48
Ravereth
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:26

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 Guys, I feel like a failure :crying:

Sincerely,
Critical Final Mission Failure Shepard

Modifié par Ravereth, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:28 .

#49
Taboo
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:27

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

I am HIGHLY disappointed with the lack of Futurama-knowledge on these forums.

Thankfully you're all just as highly amusing so it's all cool.


My response.

I'm not sure if I like you're response. Hmmm...



If I don't survive...

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:27 .

#50
clennon8
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 01:27

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Wow, this thread is much better than I was expecting it to be.
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