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[Cronotis]

Dear Destroy, Control, Synthesis, and Refuse

Me, Shep, and a few husks are havin' a little party down here. You should come by we got beer, and pizza. Oh wait, that's right YOU ALL SHOT ME! **cktards.

Sincerly,
Marader Shiels

[Joy Sauce]

Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Dear Control and Synthesis Shepards

Still get to love and cherish Tali. Beat that.

Cheers,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Refusal Shep, you're cool and I totally feel your pain.

Dear Shepard,

You can have Tali, I've got all the sweet Sovereign-class **** that I can sink my crucible into.

Sincerely,
God Shepard

[nitefyre410]

Ravereth wrote...

 Guys, I feel like a failure 

Sincerely,
Critical Final Mission Failure Shepard

 

Dear Critical Final  Mission Failure Shepard 

Stay Calm 
and 
Reload last save. 

Your God Emperor. 
God  Emperor Shepard. 

[saracen16]

Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker

WIN!

[F00lishG]

Ryoten wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis

Dear Synthesis,

I just indulged in some nercophilia. 


Love,
Destroy

Dear Destroy,

what.

Sincerely,
Control

[Tealjaker94]

Joy Sauce wrote...

Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Dear Control and Synthesis Shepards

Still get to love and cherish Tali. Beat that.

Cheers,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

PS. Refusal Shep, you're cool and I totally feel your pain.

Dear Shepard,

You can have Tali, I've got all the sweet Sovereign-class **** that I can sink my crucible into.

Sincerely,
God Shepard

Dear God Shepard,

We'll bang okay?

Sincerely, 
Harbinger

[nitefyre410]

Cronotis wrote...

Dear Destroy, Control, Synthesis, and Refuse

Me, Shep, and a few husks are havin' a little party down here. You should come by we got beer, and pizza. Oh wait, that's right YOU ALL SHOT ME! **cktards.

Sincerly,
Marader Shiels

 

Dear, Marader Shields 

Sorry bro, I'll get  that bullet hole fixed ASAP  

My Past Life's  Bad, 
God Emperor Shepard

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 01:36 .

[shepdog77]

Dear BSN,

     YES!

[Jake Boone]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

I am HIGHLY disappointed with the lack of Futurama-knowledge on these forums.

Thankfully you're all just as highly amusing so it's all cool.

My response.

I'm not sure if I like you're response. Hmmm...

If I don't survive...

Why are so many people from Switzerland?

[MegaSovereign]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

Lmao, this thread is amazing.

[Taboo]

 Dear Haters

This.

[justafan]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

justafan wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Dear Joker,

You're a pilot with brittle-bone disease. I'm a SPECTRE who takes on Reapers alone. For some reason, I don't feel like I'm in much danger. 

Bring it on, 
Commander Shepard, Special Tactics and Reconnaissance

Dear Shepard,

Lets not forget why there had to be a Lazarus project in the first place.
Joker: 1
Shepard: 0

Sincerely,
Joker

Dear Joker,

Mind if I use EDI as a lamp?

Yours Truly, 
Shepard

Dear Shepard,

No. The Geth with their flashlight heads work better anyways.

Sincerely,
Joker

[Ticonderoga117]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Joy Sauce wrote...
Dear Shepard,

You can have Tali, I've got all the sweet Sovereign-class **** that I can sink my crucible into.

Sincerely,
God Shepard

Dear God Shepard,

We'll bang okay?

Sincerely, 
Harbinger

Dear God Shepard,

Totally fine with that. Have fun.

Sincerely,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers

PS. Found this in the Normandy's databanks. Enjoy.

Attachment: Mordin's Guide to intimate encounters with Reapers.pdf - 10MB

[shepdog77]

Taboo-XX wrote...

 Dear Haters

This.

Ah yes, the instructional video for first-time internet users.

[Tealjaker94]

Dear Other Shepards,

My message to you.


Sincerely,
God Shepard

[Wifflebottom]

U

Volc19 wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

We are not going to give into fear. We'll stop you antispirals, and we'll stop the spiral nemesis too!

With love and chocolate candies,
Refuse

Our drill will be the drill to pierce the heavens!

[Shadowvalker]

All though I have used this one in other contex, I think it also applies here:

www.youtube.com/watch

[nitefyre410]

Tealjaker94 wrote...


Dear God Shepard,

We'll bang okay?

Sincerely, 
Harbinger

 

Dear Harbinger, 

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL 

Tali needs  a new summer home.. 

No Slacking.  

Sincerely, 

God  Emperor Shepard. 

[nitefyre410]

Wifflebottom wrote...

U

Volc19 wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

We are not going to give into fear. We'll stop you antispirals, and we'll stop the spiral nemesis too!

With love and chocolate candies,
Refuse

Our drill will be the drill to pierce the heavens!

 

Row Row Fight the Power 

[Therefore_I_Am]

The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis

Dear Synthesis,

May I join in with some Reaper tentacle sex?

Sincerely,
Control

[Shadowvalker]

Dear Control, Destroy and Refuse:

www.youtube.com/watch

Kind regards

Synthesis

[Tealjaker94]

 Dear Destroy, Control, Synthesis

Why not to use the crucible.

Sincerely,
Refusal

[Ticonderoga117]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

 Dear Destroy, Control, Synthesis

Why not to use the crucible.

Sincerely,
Refusal

Dear Refusal,

I know, but the creators of our universe decided to be angry and badly write yourself. Sorry.

Sincerely,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers

[memorysquid]

Shadowvalker wrote...

Dear Control, Destroy and Refuse:

www.youtube.com/watch

Kind regards

Synthesis

Brought peace?  Shaddup!

[nitefyre410]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

 Dear Destroy, Control, Synthesis

Why not to use the crucible.

Sincerely,
Refusal

 

Dear Refuse 

How's that living by princple working out for your friends?

 

Your Immortal Guardian, 

God Emperor Shepard.

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:02 .