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Débuté par The RPGenius , juil. 02 2012 12:51

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#76
Billyg3453
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:02

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To: Synthesis Shepard
Topic: Thessia Evacuation
Sender: *ENCRYPTED MESSAGE SENDER*

Oh good, you opened this.
I'll have you know after you stabbed me with your stupid holo-blade and the Cerberus base was destroyed, I was reconstructed by your green magic wave. The hole in my side is now filled with friendly Reaper tech, and I have given up my life as a space Ninja to help reintegrate huskified species into their respective societies. Next time we meet, I'll get the better of you and make sure I pay for your lunch before you even have time to offer.

~KL

Modifié par Billyg3453, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:05 .

#77
F00lishG
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:05

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

 Dear Destroy, Control, Synthesis

Why not to use the crucible.

Sincerely,
Refusal


Dear Refusal,

yes, kick the can down the cycle to someone more Shepard than you. Enjoy genocide.

Love,
Control.

Modifié par F00lishG, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:07 .

#78
memorysquid
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:09

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Dear other endings,

We've got to get back to all the sunshine, lollipops and glowy green baby making the writers set us up with. I'm sure we'll keep in touch.

Peace,
Synthesis

#79
GreyLycanTrope
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:09

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Dear Critical Final Mission Failure Shepard

I know your pain

Respectfully
Refusal Shepard


Dear Synthesis, Control and Destory Shepard

I sneer at you all from my moral high horse

Smugly
Refusal Shepard

#80
2Shepards
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:16

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nitefyre410 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

 Dear Destroy, Control, Synthesis

Why not to use the crucible.

Sincerely,
Refusal

 

Dear Refuse 

How's that living by princple working out for your friends?

http://24.media.tumb...dlgo1_500.gif  

Your Immortal Guardian, 

God Emperor Shepard.


Dear Control,

Better then your therapy bill.

Sincerely, "Free from Anti-Psycotic Drugs" Shepard

#81
Jadebaby
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:18

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Dear Synthesis Shepard,

You make me sick.

Oh and since you're dead and all, I snuck into your room and took that hair dryer that now sings like Barry Manilow when you turn it on... I mean him! Sorry how could I forget, it's YOUR hair dryer.

Sincerely,
Destroy Shep.

#82
DocGriffin
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:18

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Dear Thread,

Amidoinitrite?

Sincerely,
Conrad Verner

#83
nitefyre410
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:19

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2Shepards wrote...


*snip

Dear Control,

Better then your therapy bill.

Sincerely, "Free from Anti-Psycotic Drugs" Shepard

 


Dear "Free from Anti-Psycotic Drugs" Shepard   

Sorry, I can't hear you from my a top my throne of God hood?

Sincerly,
God Emperor Shepard. 

#84
saracen16
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:22

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nitefyre410 wrote...

2Shepards wrote...


*snip

Dear Control,

Better then your therapy bill.

Sincerely, "Free from Anti-Psycotic Drugs" Shepard

 


Dear "Free from Anti-Psycotic Drugs" Shepard   

Sorry, I can't hear you from my a top my throne of God hood?

Sincerly,
God Emperor Shepard. 



Dear God Emperor Shepard,

This hurts me.

Sincerely,
Harbinger

#85
Jadebaby
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:22

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memorysquid wrote...

Dear other endings,

We've got to get back to all the sunshine, lollipops and glowy green baby making the writers set us up with. I'm sure we'll keep in touch.

Peace,
Synthesis


Dear Synthesis,

Good luck with your mass-reproducing. Since everyone is immortal now I'm sure the galaxy will be screwed in 1000-2000 years. But that's okay, because you can all connect, I'm sure you will all end up saving room in the galaxy by liquifying yourselves into a single entity.....

Oh wait....

sincerely,

Destroy Shep.

#86
Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:24

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Is it just me or is this turning into a passive-aggressive ending argument?

#87
Billyg3453
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:25

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

Is it just me or is this turning into a passive-aggressive ending argument?

Well at least it hasn't turned into an argument about indoctr-*SHOT DEAD*

#88
2Shepards
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:26

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nitefyre410 wrote...

2Shepards wrote...


*snip

Dear Control,

Better then your therapy bill.

Sincerely, "Free from Anti-Psycotic Drugs" Shepard

 


Dear "Free from Anti-Psycotic Drugs" Shepard   

Sorry, I can't hear you from my a top my throne of God hood?

Sincerly,
God Emperor Shepard. 



JFDL

Sincerely, A Shepard who needed to laugh about this

#89
Arturia Pendragon
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:26

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Dear Mass Effect 3,

I still had a better ending than you.

Yours truly,
Saren Arterius

Modifié par Arturia Pendragon, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:30 .

#90
Ticonderoga117
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:27

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

Is it just me or is this turning into a passive-aggressive ending argument?


At least it's amusing and funny.

#91
2Shepards
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:29

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Dear Choice Making Shepard's

How could you choose?

Achievement points, eh? (admit it)

Sincerely, Not The Shepard of the Lesser Evils.

Modifié par 2Shepards, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:29 .

#92
GreyLycanTrope
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:31

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Billyg3453 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Is it just me or is this turning into a passive-aggressive ending argument?

Well at least it hasn't turned into an argument about indoctr-*SHOT DEAD*

I thought we were taking friendly jabs at each other myself

DocGriffin wrote...

Dear Thread,

Amidoinitrite?

Sincerely,
Conrad Verner


Dear Conrad

Stay there and DON"T...DO...ANYTHING

Sincerely
All Shepards

#93
zigamortis
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:31

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

shurikenmanta wrote...

Dear Synthesis

umad

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard

I spit out my drink reading this roflmao.

#94
nitefyre410
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:33

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saracen16 wrote...






Dear God Emperor Shepard,

This hurts me.

Sincerely,
Harbinger

 


Dear Harbinger 


What did I tell you about slacking off. Tali's summer house is not going build itself... 

Don't make come of there and ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL. 

Your Supreme Lord,God and Eternal Master, 
God Emperor Shepard. 

#95
excelon
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:33

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Dear, Control, Synthesis, and Destory

You all suck I rule!

Sincerly,
Refuse.

#96
RethenX
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:38

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Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
Dear God Emperor Shepard

Hope you don't mind I'm banging your LI.

Sincerely,
Still Alive Shepard


Dear Still Alive Shepard,

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO EDI.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I'LL NEVER FORGET.

SEE YOU SOON,
Joker


Dear Joker,

Imagine all of the chicks that will flock to the pilot who spearheaded the allied assualt against the Reapers. You will thank me.

Your *soon to be* bestest friend,
Bane of the Reapers, Commander Shepard

#97
Tealjaker94
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:38

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nitefyre410 wrote...

saracen16 wrote...






Dear God Emperor Shepard,

This hurts me.

Sincerely,
Harbinger

 


Dear Harbinger 


What did I tell you about slacking off. Tali's summer house is not going build itself... 

Don't make come of there and ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL. 

Your Supreme Lord,God and Eternal Master, 
God Emperor Shepard. 

Dear God Emperor Shepard,

THIS HURTS YOU!

With great rage, 
Harbinger

#98
nitefyre410
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:38

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excelon wrote...

Dear, Control, Synthesis, and Destory

You all suck I rule!

Sincerly,
Refuse.

 

Dear Refuse 

Rule what? the mountian of ash you made from your dead friends bodies.

Well gotta go, have a date with an the Asari Goddess..Althame

Laterz,
God Emperor Shepard.  

#99
Bill Casey
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:39

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The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.


Fry, that was a radiator...

Modifié par Bill Casey, 02 juillet 2012 - 02:42 .

#100
nitefyre410
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 02:41

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Tealjaker94 wrote...

Is it just me or is this turning into a passive-aggressive ending argument?

 

Na, man I having a blast this hilarous. 

its all in good fun.
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