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[Cant Planet]

Catalyst invited you to Commander Shepard's event Massive Blowout at the Citadel

| JOIN | MAYBE | DECLINE |

Destroy, Control, and Synthesis liked this

Admiral Hackett
I'll bring artichoke dip, and the Crucible!
Citadel liked this

Citadel
Bow-chicka-wow!

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
OMG Liara what are you going to wear?

Liara T'Soni
Tali, I've been monitoring your dressing area from here, we don't have any outfits that match.
Garrus Vakarian liked this

Garrus Vakarian
I'll be in my bunk.

Kaidan Williams
I'm gender-transitioning, I hope this will be an LGBQT-friendly event.

Grunt
I've already heard enough about your quads for a lifetime, Kaidan.

James Vega
Chill out, Grunt, it's a big world.
Steve Cortez and Samantha Traynor liked this

Javik
What is this "artichoke"?

Joker Moreau
Jeff and I will be staying in that night, but I hope you all have an enjoyable time.

Joker Moreau
EDI, it kind of creeps me out when you do that. I don't even know HOW you do it. Can you please start your own profile?

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London

Jacob Taylor
No invitation? I had to read about this on Legion's wall. You invite Legion, but not me? Okay, I see how it is. Screw you guys, you're all a bunch of ****s.
Refuse liked this

Miranda Lawson, Jacqueline Nought, Kasumi Goto, Zaeed Massani are not attending

Thane Krios, Mordin Solus have not replied

[nitefyre410]

Jade8aby88 wrote...

Dear other endings,

How's it feel to not have any morals?

Sincerely,
IT

  


Dear IT, 

Better than living in deinal  

BTW look outside.. some guys have a nice new jacket with some straps for you.

gell well soon. 

Your Eternal and Benelovent God Emperor, 
God Emperor Shepard

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:16 .

[The RPGenius]

Bill Casey wrote...

No, it is the bad kind of puppy!

Then I'll go with that data file!



I'm half-synthetic now, so I can probably eat it, or wear it with dress slacks, or something, I guess.

[nitefyre410]

Cant Planet wrote...

*snip* 

 
 

+10 

made of win 

[squee365]

Dear Synthesis,


How do husks react to Bath Salts?

[The RPGenius]

Cant Planet wrote...

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London

Alright, I admit, not even Futurama can beat this.  My hat off to you, sir.

[MegaSovereign]

Cant Planet wrote...

Catalyst invited you to Commander Shepard's event Massive Blowout at the Citadel

| JOIN | MAYBE | DECLINE |

Destroy, Control, and Synthesis liked this

Admiral Hackett
I'll bring artichoke dip, and the Crucible!
Citadel liked this

Citadel
Bow-chicka-wow!

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
OMG Liara what are you going to wear?

Liara T'Soni
Tali, I've been monitoring your dressing area from here, we don't have any outfits that match.
Garrus Vakarian liked this

Garrus Vakarian
I'll be in my bunk.

Kaidan Williams
I'm gender-transitioning, I hope this will be an LGBQT-friendly event.

Grunt
I've already heard enough about your quads for a lifetime, Kaidan.

James Vega
Chill out, Grunt, it's a big world.
Steve Cortez and Samantha Traynor liked this

Javik
What is this "artichoke"?

Joker Moreau
Jeff and I will be staying in that night, but I hope you all have an enjoyable time.

Joker Moreau
EDI, it kind of creeps me out when you do that. I don't even know HOW you do it. Can you please start your own profile?

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London

Jacob Taylor
No invitation? I had to read about this on Legion's wall. You invite Legion, but not me? Okay, I see how it is. Screw you guys, you're all a bunch of ****s.
Refuse liked this

Miranda Lawson, Jacqueline Nought, Kasumi Goto, Zaeed Massani are not attending

Thane Krios, Mordin Solus have not replied

You win.

Holy ****. I lost it at "David Anderson changed his birthplace"

[Tealjaker94]

nitefyre410 wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

*snip* 

 
 

+10 

made of win 

Agreed. You win this thread,

[Cant Planet]

I knew luck was on my side when I snagged the top spot on the page.

[nitefyre410]

squee365 wrote...

Dear Synthesis,


How do husks react to Bath Salts?

 


To wwhom this may concern, 

It has come to our attentian that you seem think after the great transformtion of 2186  we "Husk" are some how connected to what the humans call Zombies or those that  injested the  21st century  human drug "Bath salts" .  We peferer to called  Synth's  that is the correct term to use in this new and enlightened age. 

As per  Council 2187  ruleing the usage of the word "Husk" shall be considering slanderous and discriminatory....

You shall be hearing from our   attorney. 

Respectfully,
SCLU

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:26 .

[KotorEffect3]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Is it just me or is this turning into a passive-aggressive ending argument?

Yeah, btw refuse sucks

[Captiosus77]

nitefyre410 wrote...

To wwhom this may concern, 

It has come to our attentian that you seem think after the great transformtion of 2186  we "Husk" are some how connected to what the humans call Zombies or those that  injested the  21st century  human drug "Bath salts" .  We peferer to called  Synth's  that is the correct term to use in this new and enlightened age. 

As per  Council 2187  ruleing the usage of the word "Husk" shall be considering slanderous and discriminatory....

You shall be hearing from our   attorney. 

Respectfully,
SCLU

Damn Synthetic Civil Liberties Union.. always getting in other synths' business.

I mean what's next, galactic synthetic planned parenthood?

[Tealjaker94]

nitefyre410 wrote...

squee365 wrote...

Dear Synthesis,


How do husks react to Bath Salts?

 


To wwhom this may concern, 

It has come to our attentian that you seem think after the great transformtion of 2186  we "Husk" are some how connected to what the humans call Zombies or those that  injested the  21st century  human drug "Bath salts" .  We peferer to called  Synth's  that is the correct term to use in this new and enlightened age. 

As per  Council 2187  ruleing the usage of the word "Husk" shall be considering slanderous and discriminatory....

You shall be hearing from our   attorney. 

Respectfully,
SCLU

Dear SCLU

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Sincerely, 
Morinth, Banshee and Co., Attorneys at law

[ztonkin]

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

[Tealjaker94]

ztonkin wrote...

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

Dear Synthesis,

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Sincerely, 
Destroy

[nitefyre410]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

*snip* 
Dear SCLU

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Sincerely, 
Morinth, Banshee and Co., Attorneys at law

 


Morinth, Banshee and Co., Attorneys at law,   


Yes we are well aware of the legal fee's involved in such a case. Also I have inform ANN about the case.  Al Jalhani should be calling for interview soon. 

And now matter what no impaling we do not want a repeat of that last incident.   


SCLU

[2Shepards]

Dear Integrated Goo,

I am an aspiring novelist looking to capture life with rainbows and lollipops and how one adapts to life where your family members are husks. If interested in giving in depth interviews please contact at #1yagh@galactic.com

Sincerely, 50 (or 1) Shades of Green Author

[Ticonderoga117]

ztonkin wrote...

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

Dear Synthesis,

Synthetics are cool as long as you don't go all genocidal on them. Reapers are the problem. Have fun when they
turn on you.

Sincerely,
Shepard, Destroyer of Reapers.

This message brought to you by: Legion 2.0. "The lovability of the original, minus the huge gaping hole."

[Captiosus77]

ztonkin wrote...

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

My good friend Synthesis,

One word: Overpopulation. So much for saving the universe "forever".

We will take our chances with future synthetic life and make our own choices. Our future "extinction" is hardly certain.

Warmest wishes,
Destroy

[nitefyre410]

ztonkin wrote...

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

 


Dear Synthesis 

Don't matter I have Reapers and lots of them. 

"Cave Johnson voice*  Just try and touch my Galaxy, Their funeral. 


God Emperor and Surpreme high commander of the Reaper Armada  Shepard. 

[Jadebaby]

nitefyre410 wrote...

Jade8aby88 wrote...

Dear other endings,

How's it feel to not have any morals?

Sincerely,
IT

  


Dear IT, 

Better than living in deinal  

BTW look outside.. some guys have a nice new jacket with some straps for you.

gell well soon. 

Your Eternal and Benelovent God Emperor, 
God Emperor Shepard

Dear God Emperor Shepard,

I'm sorry to hear of your commision into the asylum. I never doubted that you were a God Emperor, but some people might. At least now you can be a God Emperor and be safe at the same time.

Although I had my suspicions about conspiracy theories, I have long since disbanded them. My use of said conspiracy came in something we like to call in the outside world, a joke.

I hope one day you can understand this enough to laugh. Dispite the fact you laugh all day, every day, at nothing, because you're a God Emperor.

Get well soon,

Sincerely,
Reality.

[2Shepards]

I already told him he needed drugs and therapy, he didn't believe me.

[Tealjaker94]

nitefyre410 wrote...

ztonkin wrote...

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

 


Dear Synthesis 

Don't matter I have Reapers and lots of them. 

"Cave Johnson voice*  Just try and touch my Galaxy, Their funeral. 


God Emperor and Surpreme high commander of the Reaper Armada  Shepard. 

You did not just bring Cave Johnson into this. Too late now.

Dear Control, Destroy, and Synthesis

LEMONS!

Sincerely,
Refusal

[Jadebaby]

ztonkin wrote...

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

Repeated letter.. But it works...

Dear Synthesis,

Good luck with your mass-reproducing. Since everyone is immortal now I'm sure the galaxy will be screwed in 1000-2000 years. But that's okay, because you can all connect, I'm sure you will all end up saving room in the galaxy by liquifying yourselves into a single entity.....

Oh wait....

sincerely,

Destroy Shep.

[Bill Casey]

It said in synthesis they "solved" overpopulation...