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[The RPGenius]

Bill Casey wrote...

It said in synthesis they "solved" overpopulation...

Ironically, the solution was Soylent Green.

[nitefyre410]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

*Snip* 
You did not just bring Cave Johnson into this. Too late now.

Dear Control, Destroy, and Synthesis

LEMONS!

Sincerely,
Refusal

 


Dear Refusal 

Just wanted to know how did those combustable lemons  work out  against the Reapers? 

Good luck, 
Control 
 

@ Jade -  You sound just a tad  bit hot under the collar there.  

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:54 .

[memorysquid]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Sincerely, 
Destroy

Dear Destroy,

Where do you think glowy green babies come from?  GTG wife says she's gonna reformat my hard drive.  Giggity!

Love,
Synthesis

[Ticonderoga117]

The RPGenius wrote...

Bill Casey wrote...

It said in synthesis they "solved" overpopulation...

Ironically, the solution was Soylent Green.

Gah! You beat me to it.

[Taboo]

Dear everyone.

I just saved money on my space car insurance by switching to Geico.

Sincerely, Living Shepard.

[Jonathan Shepard]

Captiosus77 wrote...

ztonkin wrote...

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

My good friend Synthesis,

One word: Overpopulation. So much for saving the universe "forever".

We will take our chances with future synthetic life and make our own choices. Our future "extinction" is hardly certain.

Warmest wishes,
Destroy

Dear Destroy,

Taking chances seems so bland when you can take control of those who endanger you and use them to prevent your own extinction, turning them to your side.

-Sincerely,
Control.

Taboo-XX wrote...

Dear everyone.

I just saved money on my space car insurance by switching to Geico.

Sincerely, Living Shepard.

 

Dear Living Shepard,

Who needs to pay insurance on cars when you can use Reapers as your vessels of transportation?

-Sincerely, 
Control

Modifié par Jonathan Shepard, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:54 .

[Tealjaker94]

The RPGenius wrote...

Bill Casey wrote...

It said in synthesis they "solved" overpopulation...

Ironically, the solution was Soylent Green.

SPOILER

[Captiosus77]

Bill Casey wrote...

It said in synthesis they "solved" overpopulation...

You must be watching some version of the synthesis ending no one else has access to. Because I just watched it AGAIN and overpopulation isn't even mentioned.

Increased mortality, however, is.
Increased mortality = longer lives, possible immortality.
Species still procreating, especially Krogan.

Good luck!

[Bill Casey]

It's a sled! Soylent Green was a sled! A sled!

[The RPGenius]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

Bill Casey wrote...

It said in synthesis they "solved" overpopulation...

Ironically, the solution was Soylent Green.

SPOILER

Don't you go getting all high and mighty on me.  Once you've had a taste of a mouthwatering rack of barbequed Brute Ribs and a side of Ravager Rings, you can never go back.

Modifié par The RPGenius, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:58 .

[The RPGenius]

Double post, sorry, hit the wrong button.

Modifié par The RPGenius, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:58 .

[Captiosus77]

Tealjaker94 wrote...
SPOILER

[nitefyre410]

Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
SPOILER

*snip* 

 

Written by Dr. Shields formerly  Maurader Shields. 

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 03:59 .

[Tealjaker94]

Captiosus77 wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...
SPOILER

NOOOO!!!! The movie's only 39 years old! You're ruining the ending!

[Aylyese]

Cant Planet wrote...

Garrus Vakarian
I'll be in my bunk.

Damn it.. Missing Jayne and Kal'Reegar in one post.

=(

London FTW.

[Bill Casey]

Captiosus77 wrote...

Bill Casey wrote...

It said in synthesis they "solved" overpopulation...

You must be watching some version of the synthesis ending no one else has access to. Because I just watched it AGAIN and overpopulation isn't even mentioned.

Increased mortality, however, is.
Increased mortality = longer lives, possible immortality.
Species still procreating, especially Krogan.

Good luck!

Why yes I am...
Your version appears to be glitched...

The end of EDI'S Sentence (Overpopulation Line)


She says it right as it shows Krogan babies...

Modifié par Bill Casey, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:07 .

[2Shepards]

Dear Bio,

Watching Edi's speech again creeped me out as much as God Shep, great job.

Kind regards, Me.


Wait, hold the phone, why the different variations of the Edi speech? not high EMS?

Modifié par 2Shepards, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:16 .

[jdtungsten]

Dear Synthesis,

Enjoy your partially synthetic viruses and bacteria. They have DNA too.

Love,
Destroy

Modifié par jdtungsten, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:17 .

[BluSoldier]

 To: Synthesis, Control
 CC:  Refusal

Dear Synthesis and Control,
          How did it feel to bend to the will of the reapers?  (I guess you can't feel anything anymore, however, Synthesis)  Did everything go as planned?  I hope we can still be friends, despite absolute power corrupting absolutely, Control.  Write back soon! (I'll be busy still being human, thank you very much)

Sencerely,
Destroy

[nitefyre410]

2Shepards wrote...

Dear Bio,

Watching Edi's speech again creeped me out as much as God Shep, great job.

Kind regards, Me.


Wai hold the phone, why the different variations of the Edi speech? not high EMS?

 

Dear 2Shepards 

The Control ending was for our new  Mass Effect 3  advertising campaign for  Calvin Klein. 

 
Coming to a department store  near you soon. 

Please by our DLC, 

Bioware.

[excelon]

Dear Control, Synthesis, and Destroy

I almost had you beat, almost but damn shepard had to continue

Sincerly,
Marauder Shields.

[nitefyre410]

BluSoldier wrote...

 To: Synthesis, Control
 CC:  Refusal

Dear Synthesis and Control,
          How did it feel to bend to the will of the reapers?  (I guess you can't feel anything anymore, however, Synthesis)  Did everything go as planned?  I hope we can still be friends, despite absolute power corrupting absolutely, Control.  Write back soon! (I'll be busy still being human, thank you very much)

Sencerely,
Destroy

 

Destory, 

Humanity.  

Thats too mainstream... 


Sincerely, 
Control

Modifié par nitefyre410, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:22 .

[kyleshuey]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Dear all ME3 endings,

I hope you all enjoyed your plot holes and ridiculous nonsense. I may not have been the happiest outcome, but at least I went out in style.

Sincerely,
Death in the Collector Base

Winner

[The RPGenius]

nitefyre410 wrote...

2Shepards wrote...

Dear Bio,

Watching Edi's speech again creeped me out as much as God Shep, great job.

Kind regards, Me.


Wai hold the phone, why the different variations of the Edi speech? not high EMS?

 

Dear 2Shepards 

The Control ending was for our new  Mass Effect 3  advertising campaign for  Calvin Klein. 

 
Coming to a department store  near you soon. 

Please by our DLC, 

Bioware.

I'm Big Booming Voice Shepard, and this is my favorite cologne on the...me.

[2Shepards]

nitefyre410 wrote...

2Shepards wrote...

Dear Bio,

Watching Edi's speech again creeped me out as much as God Shep, great job.

Kind regards, Me.


Wai hold the phone, why the different variations of the Edi speech? not high EMS?

 

Dear 2Shepards 

The Control ending was for our new  Mass Effect 3  advertising campaign for  Calvin Klein. 

 
Coming to a department store  near you soon. 

Please by our DLC, 

Bioware.

If you squeeze in a "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"  I'm so there!