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[Captiosus77]

excelon wrote...

Dear Control, Synthesis, and Destroy

I almost had you beat, almost but damn shepard had to continue

Sincerly,
Marauder Shields.

Dear Mr. Shields,

I am most sorry to hear of your troubles. However, your brothers are doing well rebuilding everything and wanted me to tell you hello for them.

Sincerely,
Control

PS. I am the new Catalyst and this planet is my favorite spot in the Galaxy.

Modifié par Captiosus77, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:23 .

[shepdog77]

Dear Harbinger,

http://desmond.image...jpg&res=landing
 
I know you feel this.

Sincerely,
Immortal God Shep

[excelon]

nitefyre410 wrote...

2Shepards wrote...

Dear Bio,

Watching Edi's speech again creeped me out as much as God Shep, great job.

Kind regards, Me.


Wai hold the phone, why the different variations of the Edi speech? not high EMS?

 

Dear 2Shepards 

The Control ending was for our new  Mass Effect 3  advertising campaign for  Calvin Klein. 

 
Coming to a department store  near you soon. 

Please by our DLC, 

Bioware.

Dude I am freaking dying this is hilarious!

[Cant Planet]

Bill Casey wrote...

It's a sled! Soylent Green was a sled! A sled!

Shepard was the Illusive Man the entire time! Poor Miranda, she couldn't figure out those mood swings of his.

I am Shepard's corrupted sense of humanity.

[nitefyre410]

excelon wrote...

*snip*


Dude I am freaking dying this is hilarious!

  

 
I try my best. 


I  was supposed be finishing  my  Control Headcanon fic but this thread is too funny. 

Why can't more threads be like this one?  

[LT123]

Cant Planet wrote...

*snip*

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London
*snip*

Thane Krios, Mordin Solus have not replied

I laughed at Anderson, and then I saw that last line.

This thread delivers.

[F00lishG]

Captiosus77 wrote...

ztonkin wrote...

Dear other endings,

Have fun with those synthetics you're totally gonna create in the future that will actually KILL ALL OF YOU. I just saved the goddamn universe. FOREVER.

With regards,
Synthesis

My good friend Synthesis,

One word: Overpopulation. So much for saving the universe "forever".

We will take our chances with future synthetic life and make our own choices. Our future "extinction" is hardly certain.

Warmest wishes,
Destroy

Dear Destroy and Synthesis,

I get to live forever and when things get froggy my old gal friday, Harbinger, and his merry making death machines, will kill the synthetics responsible, under my orders. Also, no creepy half robot people, 

Love, 
Control,

XOXO

Modifié par F00lishG, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:29 .

[nitefyre410]

Alright I am off to bed... keep this thread going.

[nhcre8tv1]

Cant Planet wrote...

Catalyst invited you to Commander Shepard's event Massive Blowout at the Citadel

| JOIN | MAYBE | DECLINE |

Destroy, Control, and Synthesis liked this

Admiral Hackett
I'll bring artichoke dip, and the Crucible!
Citadel liked this

Citadel
Bow-chicka-wow!

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
OMG Liara what are you going to wear?

Liara T'Soni
Tali, I've been monitoring your dressing area from here, we don't have any outfits that match.
Garrus Vakarian liked this

Garrus Vakarian
I'll be in my bunk.

Kaidan Williams
I'm gender-transitioning, I hope this will be an LGBQT-friendly event.

Grunt
I've already heard enough about your quads for a lifetime, Kaidan.

James Vega
Chill out, Grunt, it's a big world.
Steve Cortez and Samantha Traynor liked this

Javik
What is this "artichoke"?

Joker Moreau
Jeff and I will be staying in that night, but I hope you all have an enjoyable time.

Joker Moreau
EDI, it kind of creeps me out when you do that. I don't even know HOW you do it. Can you please start your own profile?

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London

Well that's new.

Modifié par nhcre8tv1, 02 juillet 2012 - 04:45 .

[Cant Planet]

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London

Well that's new.

You know, he was born in London.

[The RPGenius]

Cant Planet wrote...

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London

Well that's new.

You know, he was born in London.

Immigration Theory: He actually wasn't.

[Cant Planet]

The RPGenius wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London

Well that's new.

You know, he was born in London.

Immigration Theory: He actually wasn't.

Why hasn't he shown us his long-form birth certificate? What is he hiding?

[Voutsis1982]

Dear Control,

Tali sends her thanks for the summer house! I've been spoon feeding her melted Turian chocolate on the back patio. She does this thing where she leans forward for the spoon, but I draw it back so she has to lean forward just a little more...

Synthesis, I saw your youtube vid on how your sandwiches scream now. Tough break.

Thinking of you,

Destroy

[The RPGenius]

Cant Planet wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

Cant Planet wrote...

David Anderson changed his birthplace to London

Well that's new.

You know, he was born in London.

Immigration Theory: He actually wasn't.

Why hasn't he shown us his long-form birth certificate? What is he hiding?

He WILL, okay!?  He's working on it!  Er...GETTING it!  Your questions about his birthplace will be clarified soon!  His origins will have closure!  Some time in the summer, definitely!

Modifié par The RPGenius, 02 juillet 2012 - 05:44 .

[The RPGenius]

Voutsis1982 wrote...

Synthesis, I saw your youtube vid on how your sandwiches scream now. Tough break.

Eh, that's not really all that bad.  The soft part of bread is now also the stuff we cushion headphones with, so we can just turn the loaf's volume up and tune it out.

The bad part of sandwiches now is when our system's done with'em.  You ever tried passing half deli meat, half chewed up shards of motherboard through your colon?  It ain't fun.  And now the toilets make fun of us the whole time it's going on, too.

Modifié par The RPGenius, 02 juillet 2012 - 05:45 .

[Voutsis1982]

The RPGenius wrote...
The bad part of sandwiches now is when our system's done with'em.  You ever tried passing half deli meat, half chewed up shards of motherboard through your colon?  It ain't fun.

Spray a bit of WD-40 around it. Use the smart straw if necessary.

Thinking of you and wincing,
Destroy

[Applepie_Svk]

We´ll bang ok ?

[The RPGenius]

Voutsis1982 wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...
The bad part of sandwiches now is when our system's done with'em.  You ever tried passing half deli meat, half chewed up shards of motherboard through your colon?  It ain't fun.

Spray a bit of WD-40 around it. Use the smart straw if necessary.

Thinking of you and wincing,
Destroy

I've been trying to increase my fiber intake to help it, but now I don't know if that means eating more bread or chewing on glass computer wires.

Modifié par The RPGenius, 02 juillet 2012 - 05:53 .

[Infinityphoenix]

Dear Shepards,

    Stop bickering, none of you finished the job you set off to do.

Now if you excuse me I have a franchise to salvage,

Nihlus Marauder Shields

[Cant Planet]

Voutsis1982 wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...
The bad part of sandwiches now is when our system's done with'em.  You ever tried passing half deli meat, half chewed up shards of motherboard through your colon?  It ain't fun.

Spray a bit of WD-40 around it. Use the smart straw if necessary.

Thinking of you and wincing,
Destroy

The straw is not the issue here, Destroy! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sandwich, Destroy -- across this line, you do not...

...also, Destroy, "straw" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Emergency induction port", please.

[Cuddlezarro]

dear god emperor shepard

you arnt god emperor in the future ;D

from Emperor of Mankind 40'000 years in the future

[The Angry One]

Infinityphoenix wrote...

Dear Shepards,

    Stop bickering, none of you finished the job you set off to do.

Now if you excuse me I have a franchise to salvage,

Nihlus Marauder Shields

Dear Nihlus,

How's that gunshot wound to the head coming along?
Also if any synthesis-Shepards are reading this... lol I won!

Sincerely,
Saren Arterius

[TheBlackBaron]

The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis

Fry, that's a radiator. 

[The RPGenius]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis

Fry, that's a radiator. 

Someone beat you to it, but kudos anyway, BB.

[Infinityphoenix]

The Angry One wrote...

Infinityphoenix wrote...

Dear Shepards,

    Stop bickering, none of you finished the job you set off to do.

Now if you excuse me I have a franchise to salvage,

Nihlus Marauder Shields

Dear Nihlus,

How's that gunshot wound to the head coming along?
Also if any synthesis-Shepards are reading this... lol I won!

Sincerely,
Saren Arterius

Dear Saren,

    As you can see, I walked it off.  Heroes do that.

How's your gunshot wound coming along?

Nihlus Maruader Shields