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[TheBlackBaron]

The RPGenius wrote...

TheBlackBaron wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis

Fry, that's a radiator. 

Someone beat you to it, but kudos anyway, BB.

I only made it to page 3 before dying of laughter. So I must have missed it.

[Voutsis1982]

Cant Planet wrote...
The straw is not the issue here, Destroy! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sandwich, Destroy -- across this line, you do not...

...also, Destroy, "straw" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Emergency induction port", please.

We're not talking about some tube that helped build the Relays, man. It was my rug, man!

[Captiosus77]

MEMO: To all MARAUDERS

It has come to our attention that several work projects by Husk teams around the galaxy are of substandard quality. As middle management, it is your duty to ensure Husk teams work diligently and within quality parameters established by the organic inhabitants of the worksite.

To this end, please ensure the following flowchart is disseminated to ALL Husk teams immediately.

Sincerely,
God Emperor Shepard

Modifié par Captiosus77, 02 juillet 2012 - 06:23 .

[Ghost Lightning]

Dear Synthesis,

We suck slightly less than you do.

Love,
Destroy and Control

P.S.
Refuse says he's sorry for being so nonsensical. It's not his fault, he swears.

[shurikenmanta]

Cuddlezarro wrote...

dear god emperor shepard

you arnt god emperor in the future ;D

from Emperor of Mankind 40'000 years in the future

Dear Emperor of Mankind 40000 years in the future

Maybe I AM you... 

Past Emperor of Mankind

[RadicalDisconnect]

Dear Synthesis,

EDI performing damage control won't save you.

Best Regards,
Destroy

Modifié par RadicalDisconnect, 02 juillet 2012 - 06:48 .

[Cuddlezarro]

shurikenmanta wrote...

Cuddlezarro wrote...

dear god emperor shepard

you arnt god emperor in the future ;D

from Emperor of Mankind 40'000 years in the future

Dear Emperor of Mankind 40000 years in the future

Maybe I AM you... 

Past Emperor of Mankind

dear past emperor of mankind

depends if you are an ai leading an army of doomsday cuttlefish now if you excuse me I have to stop one of my tempter tantrums *sigh*

from emperor of mankind 40k years from now

[Aylyese]

Voutsis1982 wrote...

Spray a bit of WD-40 around it. Use the smart straw if necessary.

Thinking of you and wincing,
Destroy

Emerrrrrgency Extraction Port.

[KotorEffect3]

Dear refuse,

How does it feel to be a smoking ruin?

Sincerely,
Used the crucible

[The RPGenius]

KotorEffect3 wrote...

Dear refuse,

How does it feel to be a smoking ruin?

Wouldn't that be a better question for Synthesis?  The smoking ruin might just answer!

[The Angry One]

KotorEffect3 wrote...

Dear refuse,

How does it feel to be a smoking ruin?

Sincerely,
Used the crucible

Dear Willing Slave

How does servitude feel?

Sincerely,
Everyone who fought for freedom for the Reapers

Modifié par The Angry One, 02 juillet 2012 - 07:06 .

[KotorEffect3]

The Angry One wrote...

KotorEffect3 wrote...

Dear refuse,

How does it feel to be a smoking ruin?

Sincerely,
Used the crucible

Dear Willing Slave

How does servitude feel?

Sincerely,
Everyone who fought for freedom for the Reapers

Dear Self Righteous Moralist,

Do you still feel morally superior with blood of trillions on your hands?

Sincerely,

Those who put the good of the galaxy above their own ego

[memorysquid]

Dear Refuse,

I think a nice soak in Palmolive will get those pesky ashes of trillions out from under your nails.

Just a friendly tip from your friends at MGGB! [making glowy green babies]

Edit:Jinx!

Modifié par memorysquid, 02 juillet 2012 - 07:13 .

[The Angry One]

Dear those who gave in to the Reapers

Is it fun pretending that those who reject the Catalyst are responsible for deaths rather than the Catalyst itself?
Is it because you'd rather project it's war crimes onto others because in the end you know you're doing it's bidding?

Sincerely,
Common sense.

[Captiosus77]

Dear TAO,

Keep your crap in your own thread instead of derailing a lighthearted one with your same tired angst.

Sincerely,
Everyone else

[AngryFrozenWater]

Ryoten wrote...

The RPGenius wrote...

Well, you two might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.

Sincerely,
Synthesis

Dear Synthesis,

I just indulged in some nercophilia. 


Love,
Destroy

Dear Destroy,

I hope you don't mind me asking, but do you happen to know what the Citadel's fines are for necrophilia?

Regards,

Shepard's mom.

[Delta 57 Dash]

Oh my God this thread has me in complete stitches.

Someone get the Devs to read this thread.

[The Angry One]

Captiosus77 wrote...

Dear TAO,

Keep your crap in your own thread instead of derailing a lighthearted one with your same tired angst.

Sincerely,
Everyone else

Dear whoever you are.

I was responding to the angst for my own amusement, not starting it.
Also, you don't speak for everyone, and don't tell me what to do, thanks.

Sincerely,
The One Who's Laughing Really Hard At Your Angst Right Now

[Valdimier]

Dear Synthesis,

I like to say that... OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES?

Greetings,
Destroy

[The Angry One]

Valdimier wrote...

Dear Synthesis,

I like to say that... OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES?

Greetings,
Destroy

Dear Destroy

I'm not saying it's indoctrination, but it's indoctrination.

Sincerely,
Giorgio Tsoukalos

[excelon]

Dear Control, Synthesis, Destroy, and Refuse.

None of it's happening, it's all a dream

Sincerely,
Indoctrination Theory

[Applepie_Svk]

excelon wrote...

Dear Control, Synthesis, Destroy, and Refuse.

None of it's happening, it's all a dream

Sincerely,
Indoctrination Theory

win

[Voutsis1982]

excelon wrote...
Dear Control, Synthesis, Destroy, and Refuse.

None of it's happening, it's all a dream

Sincerely,
Indoctrination Theory

I hope not, Tali's modelling swimsuit bottoms right now.

Regards,
Destroy

[RenegonSQ]

Applepie_Svk wrote...

excelon wrote...

Dear Control, Synthesis, Destroy, and Refuse.

None of it's happening, it's all a dream

Sincerely,
Indoctrination Theory

win

Game over. Roll the credits