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[Mad-Hamlet]

I wrote this a while ago, being bored I dug it out, figured it might provide some laughs.




I am the very essence of a reas-on-able sapien;
There are things that I love and hate and those that I have faith therein;
I love the types of fiction, fantasy, sci-fi and mystery,
Except for CS Lewis, I dunno- he kind of bothers me.

Stories ripe and thrilling, heroes daring or just quite nonsensical;
I sympathize with villains, victims, honest and heretical;
About plot twists, surprises and great writing I do much enthuse-
And say they're great, to one and all with no forethought for real reviews!

And say they're great, to one and all with no forethought for real reviews!
And say they're great, to one and all with no forethought for real reviews!
And say they're great, to one and all with no forethought for real reviews!

But above all else, I feel it, a deep-down stirring in my breast-
And know thing I seek the most, the thing that I love very best,
The thing that I will fight for; not once, not thrice, but all again
A Happy Ending, Love won true- with many, many blue children!

The thing that I will fight for; not once, not thrice, but all again
A Happy Ending, Love won true- with many, many blue children!

We came to see and be a part in Shepard's final destiny;
Have all our choices matter, play our part in his great victory.
Our crew, our friends, our love, made real by writing most spectacular,
'Creating worlds like a boss!' if you'll please pardon the vernacular.

The story's chilling, I cannot rest, before me I can see the beam-
The Crucible- (Macguffin I forget, but you all know what I mean)
To end The Reapers, stop them, I know many have to pay the price-
Silence for a moment please for Marauder Shield's last sacrifice.

Silence for a moment please for Marauder Shield's last sacrifice.
Silence for a moment please for Marauder Shield's last sacrifice.
Silence for a moment please for Marauder Shield's last sacrifice.

We all know how it goes from here, our choices taken viciously;
All we've done and made and loved is cast aside perniciously.
Confront, convert, destroy with apocalypse thrown in
It's 'bittersweet' and color coded. Yahoo, I guess. We win?

I am the very model of modern, mature, magnificence
And I'm not alone in my depression at the turn of these events
Thus together now we take a stand, despite the claims that we whine
And our battle-cry rips forth from hearts united we will HOLD THE LINE!

And our battle cry rips forth from hearts united we will HOLD THE LINE!
And our battle cry rips forth from hearts united we will HOLD THE LINE!
And our battle cry rips forth from hearts united we will HOLD THE LINE!





Because, dammit, I want my little blue children!