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[Hackulator]

 Ensign Placeholder: "Admiral, we're trying to move the Crucible into position, but we're being stopped!"
Admiral Hackett: "What is it Ensign? Are the Reapers forming a blockade?"
Ensign Placeholder: "No, its much worse than that.....its a plot hole! We can't get around it."
Admiral Hackett: "Align all headcanons and fire at will! We've got to fill that hole!"
Ensign Placeholder" "No effect Admiral! Our headcanons just aren't powerful enough to fill a hole of that magnitude!"
*hissssss* *crackle* *crackle*
Joker: "Admiral Hackett this is the Normandy. Why isn't the Crucible moving towards the Citadel?"
Admiral Hackett: "There's a massive plot hole in the way, and our headcanons are having no effect. Its just too powerful to be filled by conventional means!"
Garrus: "Don't worry Admiral, I've upgraded the Normandy with state-of-the-art Thanix Headcanons, and they are fully calibrated. We've got this."
Joker: "Hold onto your continuity people, this could get a bit rough."
[Cut to a scene of the Normandy flying through space towards a giant hole in Mass Effect]
Garrus: "FIRING THANIX HEADCANONS NOW!"
[Normandy opens fire, an energy blast flies into the hole and expands into a giant image of Starkid with the trollface]
Joker: "DIRECT HIT! Get moving Admiral, that hole is filled for now, but I don't know how long its going to hold up. Normandy Out."
Fade to Black
PS: I actually really like the game and don't hate the ending, but I still found this amusing, I hope you did too.