Dear Multiplayer Characters...
#1
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:35
Sincerely,
Commander Shepard
Dear Human Vanguard,
I know you have a stash of red sand. Let me have a share and no one else will know.
Sincerely,
Human Adept
Dear Human Soldier,
GET TO DA CHOPPA!!
Sincerely,
Turian Infiltrator
Dear Multiplayer Characters,
Thanks for giving me as much time as possible to pick a color.
Sincerely,
Commander Shepard
#2
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:36
#3
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:40
#4
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:43
Arcadian Legend wrote...
Is this a spin on the Dear Destroy and Control Thread? I love that thread!
Yes. Didn't see one for Multiplayer, so I created it in the hopes for more lols.
#5
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:45
Yeah, my legs are relaxed and stretched from all the combat rolling, you must know how that feels, right?
Sincerely,
Human Soldier
#6
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 10:51
High-ranking enemy swarmers have stolen our Ice-cream! We have no time for an orbital bombardment!
You must fight for 30 minutes to recover our Ice-cream before it melts.
Lots o' love,
Alliance command
P.S. We are out of ammo for all our guns besides the Eagle. Enjoy!
Dear Turian infiltraitor,
Y U NO EXIST?!
Sincerly,
Battlefield 3 soldier
Modifié par Ledgend1221, 02 juillet 2012 - 10:52 .
#7
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 11:29
You may have a decoy, but my hacking skills are at a level beyond your comprehension.
Sincerely,
Geth Engineer
Dear James Vega,
You may look like a generic soldier from Call of Duty, but our faces are never even shown!
Sincerely,
Human and Quarian Multiplayer Characters
Dear Batarian Soldier,
How about we head to the Bahak System and get a...OOPS.
Sincerely,
Human Sentinel
Dear Cerberus Soldiers,
I AM A BIOTIC GOD!! FEAR ME!!
Sincerely,
Human Vanguard
#8
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 11:33
Galactic Runner wrote...
Dear Batarian Soldier,
How about we head to the Bahak System and get a...OOPS.
Sincerely,
Human Sentinel
*deep breath*
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNN!!!
Well Shep did cause the burninating of the everything there so... Yeah.
#9
Posté 02 juillet 2012 - 11:50
How's that blood pressure medicine working out for you, you suit wetter.
Sincerely, Krogan Sentinel
#10
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 12:01
Why do you exist? lol
Sincerely,
Asari Adept
Modifié par SinerAthin, 03 juillet 2012 - 12:02 .
#11
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 12:03
SinerAthin wrote...
Dear Human Adept(male/female)
Why do you exist? lol
Sincerely,
Asari Adept
Dear Asari Adept.
Lol.
Sincerely,
Human Sentinel.
#12
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 12:28
#13
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 12:43
When I tank for you don't kill the target RIGHT in front of me I try to melee down. Kill the others behind me who shots me!
Sincerelly,
Krogan Vanguard, grrrrrrr
#14
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 12:49
20 Goto 10
30 REM Hugs & Kisses, Quarian Infiltrator
#15
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 12:57
rwwrwrwrrwwwwwwrwrwwwwwrwrwwwrrr
Sincerely,
Drell Adept
Deer Masheen,
Y did yukill the ghost, I need to keap mi bludlust goeeng or I die
Senseerlee,
Vorcha Souljur
#16
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:09
Please refrain from charging that turret, there is a virus in my Tactical Cloak system that prevents me from saving you on time anymore. Just shoot it... don't attack it.
Your Infiltrator
#17
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:10
Dracoyoshi8 wrote...
Deer Masheen,
Y did yukill the ghost, I need to keap mi bludlust goeeng or I die
Senseerlee,
Vorcha Souljur
I LOL'ed hard!
#18
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 01:11
Why must you steal everyone of my kills?
Sincerely,
Everyone else
#19
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 03:05
All those calibrations aren't going to help you with your reach and flexibility on the field.
Sincerely,
Batarian Solider
Dear Salarian Engineer,
You got it wrong.
Sincerely,
Mordin Solus
Dear Cerberus Soliders,
You are fools. I'm gonna eat you.
Sincerely,
Krogan Battlemaster
Dear Multiplayer Enemies,
This One is coming for you.
Sincerely,
Hanar Soldier.
#20
Posté 03 juillet 2012 - 03:25
Do not shoot me when I de-cloak.
I'm not the Geth Hunter variant.
Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator
#21
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 02:58
Dear Krogan Sentinel,
What's this I hear about a tea tax from Councilor Udina?
Sincerely,
Human Engineer
Dear Kai Leng,
They're after you're lucky charms!
Sincerely,
Cerberus Multiplayer Enemies
Dear Turian Infiltrator,
I would get to the chopper, but I took a bullet to the knee.
Sincerely,
Human Soldier
#22
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 03:10
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#23
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 03:13
Singularity, it ain't half bad. Try it one day.
Sincerely,
Your Phoenix Adept
#24
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 03:15
I'm going to troll you so hard.
Sincerely,
Vorcha Sentinel
#25
Posté 09 juillet 2012 - 03:17
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU STAND STILL FOR THREE SECONDS!?
Sincerely,
Quarian Infiltrator





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