226 réponses à ce sujet

[Dilandau3000]

mpompeo27 wrote...

Dear Banshee,

I'm going to troll you so hard.

Sincerely,
Vorcha Sentinel

Dear Vorcha Sentinel,

I eagerly await your approach. I'm sure you'll see the... attraction.

Regards,
Banshee

[Dilandau3000]

Dear N7 Forces,

I'm behind you.

Regards,
Geth Hunter

[N7Kopper]

Dear Asari Justicar,

Eyes front, please! You can't be that lonely.

Sincerely,
Female Quarians

[GallowsPole]

Dear Females,

You'll know when I explode on your face.

Forever yours,
Geth Rocket Trooper

[d_nought]

Dear Vanguards,

How's the weather up there?

Sincerely,
N7 Special Operations

[Fade9wayz]

Dear Banshee,

I know my **** is sexy, but would you please rather go for that classy Drell Adept and his big 'nades desperately trying to get your attention?

Best regards
Female vanguard

[msngae]

Dear Other Assault Rifles,

ಠ_ಠ

Hugs and kisses
Cerberus Harrier

[Lynx7725]

Fade9wayz wrote...

Dear Banshee,

I know my **** is sexy, but would you please rather go for that classy Drell Adept and his big 'nades desperately trying to get your attention?

Best regards
Female vanguard

Dear Female Vanguard

But I like big ****s and I cannot lie!

Best Regards,

Banshee

[Fade9wayz]

Lynx7725 wrote...

Fade9wayz wrote...

Dear Banshee,

I know my **** is sexy, but would you please rather go for that classy Drell Adept and his big 'nades desperately trying to get your attention?

Best regards
Female vanguard

Dear Female Vanguard

But I like big ****s and I cannot lie!

Best Regards,

Banshee

Dear Banshee,

We need to talk. It's not you, it's me. You'd be so much better off with someone who really deserves all your affection. There are so many out there more worthy of you.

Besides, I already have an affair with your Justicar cousin.

With love from Tuchanka

Female Vanguard

P.S: I hope we can stay friends

Modifié par Fade9wayz, 09 juillet 2012 - 12:39 .

[Dilandau3000]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Dear Nemesis,

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU STAND STILL FOR THREE SECONDS!?

Sincerely,
Quarian Infiltrator

Dear Quarian Infiltrator

Brrrrrr badap. Breeep brlip-belop.

Sincerely,
Nemesis

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 09 juillet 2012 - 01:28 .

[ToaOrka]

Dear everyone,

Please don't crowd around me while I'm disabling devices. Your rear-end is not something I like having to stare at for the brief period of immobility, and the splash-damage from rockets doesn't help much.

Sincerely, Quarian Infiltrator

[ToaOrka]

msngae wrote...

Dear Other Assault Rifles,

ಠ_ಠ

Hugs and kisses
Cerberus Harrier

Dear Cerberus Harrier,

How many clips do you have in reserve again?

Sincerely, Geth Pulse Rifle.

[Dilandau3000]

ToaOrka wrote...

Dear Cerberus Harrier,

How many clips do you have in reserve again?

Sincerely, Geth Pulse Rifle.

Dear Geth Pulse Rifle,

Are you my long lost twin brother?

Sincerely,
Super Soaker

[JonSarik]

Dear Geth Pulse Rifle,

This is serious, stop flirting with the enemy by tickling them. Need you to step up and actually start killing something.

Sincerely, Cerberus Harrier

[Shadowfogkiller]

Dear N7 team,

BUUURRRNN YOU SONS OF @#$@#

Sincerely, Geth Pyro

P.s. Krogan BBQ tonight

Modifié par Shadowfogkiller, 09 juillet 2012 - 01:44 .

[ToaOrka]

JonSarik wrote...

Dear Geth Pulse Rifle,

This is serious, stop flirting with the enemy by tickling them. Need you to step up and actually start killing something.

Sincerely, Cerberus Harrier

Dear Cerberus Harrier,

I can't stop, that Banshee is just so attractive.
I need help.

Sincerely, Geth Pulse Rifle.

[Adhok42]

Shadowfogkiller wrote...

Dear N7 team,

BUUURRRNN YOU SONS OF @#$@#

Sincerely, Geth Pyro

P.s. Krogan BBQ tonight

Dear Geth Pyro,

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of your Zippo exploding on your back.

Sincerely, Female Human Engineer

Dear Cerberus Troopers,

You didn't know? Fire beats eletricity.

Sincerely, Female Human Engineer

[ToaOrka]

Dear Unsuspecting Sniper,



Sincerely,
Banshee.

[L.ast L.ife]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Dear Quarian Infiltrator

Brrrrrr badap. Breeep brlip-belop.

Sincerely,
Nemesis

Swank.

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Dear Geth Pulse Rifle,

Are you my long lost twin brother?

Sincerely,
Super Soaker

Swanky.

GallowsPole wrote...

Dear Females,

You'll know when I explode on your face.

Forever yours,

Geth Rocket Trooper

Swankest.

Modifié par L.ast L.ife, 09 juillet 2012 - 01:57 .

[N7Kopper]

Dear Geth Pyro

How come I can survive a direct hit from Harbinger, but your attacks kill me stone-dead in one second flat? It's barely hot enough to boil water, and Harbinger's main gun can practically melt stars!

Yours Angrily,
Commander Shepard

Dear Commander Shepard

We tried to tell you the heretics are cheap asses.
We tried so damn hard.

Sincerely,
N7 Ops

[dasfranken]

Dear, Javelin.

Lawl.

Sincerely,

Shieldgate

[Variasaber]

Dear Paladin,
How's that shieldgate stuff working out for you?
Sincerely,
Talon

Dear Harrier,
I hate you.
Sincerely,
Mattock

Dear Incisor,
Pfffftthahahahahahaha!
Sincerely,
Reegar

Dear Tactical Scan,
Quit stealing my thunder!
Sincerely,
Hunter Mode

Modifié par Variasaber, 09 juillet 2012 - 02:19 .

[L.ast L.ife]

dasfranken wrote...

Dear, Javelin.

Lawl.

Sincerely,

Shieldgate

LOLSWANKALICIOUS.

[Dilandau3000]

ToaOrka wrote...

Dear Unsuspecting Sniper,



Sincerely,
Banshee.

Dear Banshee,

Heard you coming. Try not yelling so loudly next time.

Sincerely,
(Un)suspecting Sniper

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Dear Cerberus Turret,

Be a darling and kill that Engineer who deployed you for me. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Quarian Infiltrator

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 09 juillet 2012 - 02:29 .

[Mgamerz]

Dear snipers,
I hope you guys are blind because this shield doesn't do **** for protection.
Sincerely,
Guardians