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[Seifer006]

Dear Average Gold Player(s)

You suck and need to learn how to play better. Here's a good link that may help click here

[C0M3ATS_BRO]

 Dear Pime Turret,

Yo, Bro! You still in for Poker tonight? Quarian Turret made a killer nacho cheese dip and Decoy's bringin the beers! Don't forget we're going to that Cerberus Turret's Bachelor party on Saturday, I heared the Combat Drones are dancin that night!

Much love bro,
Geth Turret

[N7Kopper]

Dilandau3000 wrote...
Dear Cerberus Turret,

Be a darling and kill that Engineer who deployed you for me. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Quarian Infiltrator

Puppy dog eyes are so much more effective when they're naturally backlit.

Dear A Certain Very Persistent Asari Justicar

No, I will not "jiggle that bumbum" for you.

Irritated,
Quarian Engineer (female)

[Shadowfogkiller]

Dear Snipers,

I can out snipe you

Sincerely Ravager

Modifié par Shadowfogkiller, 09 juillet 2012 - 02:37 .

[requiem31]

Dear evasive maneuverists,

Have you ever tried to roll while wearing a suit made of blades?
So stop laughing!

Sincerely,
Batarians soldiers and sentinels

[Dilandau3000]

Dear Air Support,

WTF are you doing that's so important that there's no time for aerial bombardment?

Sincerely,
N7 Special Forces

[N7Kopper]

requiem31 wrote...

Dear evasive maneuverists,

Have you ever tried to roll while wearing a suit made of blades?
So stop laughing!

Sincerely,
Batarians soldiers and sentinels

Dear batarians

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sincerely,
Reckoner-Knight Shepard

[Lynx7725]

Fade9wayz wrote...

Lynx7725 wrote...

Fade9wayz wrote...

Dear Banshee,

I know my **** is sexy, but would you please rather go for that classy Drell Adept and his big 'nades desperately trying to get your attention?

Best regards
Female vanguard

Dear Female Vanguard

But I like big ****s and I cannot lie!

Best Regards,

Banshee

Dear Banshee,

We need to talk. It's not you, it's me. You'd be so much better off with someone who really deserves all your affection. There are so many out there more worthy of you.

Besides, I already have an affair with your Justicar cousin.

With love from Tuchanka

Female Vanguard

P.S: I hope we can stay friends

Dear Female Vanguard,

No....  NOOOOOO!!!

*wails*

Regards,

Banshee

P.s., is that why Banshees like to hug Vanguards? I mean the eye distortion might have given her some problems, so distinguishing between male and female.. urh, Krogan and Asari might be a bit difficult for her....

[Lynx7725]

Shadowfogkiller wrote...

Dear Snipers,

I can out snipe you

Sincerely Ravager

Dear Ravager,

Not when you're a pool of poo, you can't.

Regards,

Human Infiltrator.

[MrScottBear]

Dear banshee,

Stop touching me or I'm calling Chris Hansen.

With hate, Phoenix Vanguard

[CHALET]

Dear Krogan Battlemaster

Can welend your armour? Otherwise, do you know a good place to buy t-shirts to strap on?

Sincerely,
Project Phoenix personnel.

Modifié par CHALET, 09 juillet 2012 - 03:32 .

[Lynx7725]

MrScottBear wrote...

Dear banshee,

Stop touching me or I'm calling Chris Hansen.

With hate, Phoenix Vanguard

Dear Phoenix Vanguard,

But but but.. you mean you're not Female Vanguard? I mean, I thought you were... NOOOOOO!!!

*Wails*

With confusion,

Banshee

[Fade9wayz]

Dear Drell Adept,
Ouh, ouh,
Now you say you're lonely
You cried the long night through,
Well, you can cry me a reaver,
I cried a reaver over you,

Now you say you're sorry,
For being so untrue,
Well, you can cry me a reaver,
Cause I cried a reaver over you,
You drove me,

Nearly drove me out of my head,
While you never shed a tear,
Remember?

Yours Forever
Phantom

And for good measure: 

And of course: 
 

Edit: formating

Modifié par Fade9wayz, 09 juillet 2012 - 03:35 .

[CHALET]

Dear Phantom.

I know I held you up for that date, but you were kind of indoctrinated by the time I asked you out. I didn't know that okay? You were great looking before the surgery but those eyes and the half-decaying skin? Not really my thing you know? I don't know if you're mad about that or because I ditched Cerberus (or both) but frankly the medical plan was getting worse and worse.

Look, all I'm asking is that you try to be mature about this. Stabbing me in the gut (all the way through) when I try to Smash you (IN SELF DEFENCE!!!) is really getting old now. Can we still be friends?

Sincerely,
Phoenix Adept.

PS: Phoenix Vanguard said your sis Nemesis loves to be Biotic Charge'd from behind. Dunno what that means. He said to pass it on.

Modifié par CHALET, 09 juillet 2012 - 03:43 .

[Kahlmulandr]

Dear Kodiak Pilot,

Either stop reading the Fornax while drinking a beer and come down and help us or shut the H#$% up about how long its taking us to kill this banshee.

With Irritation,
N7 Squad

[Dilandau3000]

Dear Kodiak Pilot,

Stop pretending that it takes you 2 minutes to get to the LZ. I've seen you hiding behind the dam on Firebase Hydra, and you don't even start moving until there's 10 seconds left on the timer.

Sincerely,
Glitched Vanguard

[Adhok42]

Shadowfogkiller wrote...

Dear Snipers,

I can out snipe you

Sincerely Ravager

Dear Ravanger,

If that's the case then why am I still in one piece and you're a puddle of goop?

Sincerly, Female Quarian Infiltrator

[Adhok42]

Seifer006 wrote...

Dear Average Gold Player(s)

You suck and need to learn how to play better. Here's a good link that may help click here

Dear Elitest,

Screw off.

-Rest of the N7 Squad

[LiarasShield]

Dear Krogans

I can hit harder and take more abuse then you

Sincerly Brute

[Adhok42]

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Krogans

I can hit harder and take more abuse then you

Sincerly Brute

Dear Brute,

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!

Sincerly, Kroguard

PS: MELEETALITY!!!

Modifié par Adhok42, 09 juillet 2012 - 03:59 .

[LiarasShield]

Dear Geth

We shall biotic charge your asses to the grave And For Tuchanka!! BUHAHAHa

Sincerly Krogan Vanguad

[Kahlmulandr]

Dear Batarian Soldier,

Punch faster next time.

Regards,
Salarian Infiltrator.

P.S. The look on your face was priceless as that phantom's head exploded.

[Shadowfogkiller]

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Geth

We shall biotic charge your asses to the grave And For Tuchanka!! BUHAHAHa

Sincerly Krogan Vanguad

Dear Krogan Vanguard

We would fear you but seeing that your floating outside the map we wont

Sincerly Geth

[LiarasShield]

Shadowfogkiller wrote...

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Geth

We shall biotic charge your asses to the grave And For Tuchanka!! BUHAHAHa

Sincerly Krogan Vanguad

Dear Krogan Vanguard

We would fear you but seeing that your floating outside the map we wont

Sincerly Geth

Dear Geth

bwahahaa that is why I'm the host guard hence why I won't be flying off the map when I charge ya and rip you apart with my skull

Sincerly Geth

Ps Your phaser cannons will never beat my fists

Modifié par LiarasShield, 09 juillet 2012 - 04:09 .

[Fade9wayz]

Dear EDI,

We're requesting data on seducing processes. Would painting this unit in R:236, G:137 and B:226 help swaying run time processes of this dashing Prime we met two quadrants from now?

Engineer Unit # 2366984