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[MrScottBear]

DEar repurs

GUH HUH HUH HA!1 THer ded1!@

Regars
KROGAN Vangard

[Shadowfogkiller]

LiarasShield wrote...

Shadowfogkiller wrote...

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Geth

We shall biotic charge your asses to the grave And For Tuchanka!! BUHAHAHa

Sincerly Krogan Vanguad

Dear Krogan Vanguard

We would fear you but seeing that your floating outside the map we wont

Sincerly Geth

Dear Geth

bwahahaa that is why I'm the host guard hence why I won't be flying off the map when I charge ya and rip you apart with my skull

Sincerly Geth

Ps Your phaser cannons will never beat my fists

Dear Krogan again

Thats what they all say till the prime, pryos, and hunters close in for the kill

Sincerly Geth

[LiarasShield]

Dear Drell adept

You don't have nearly the great defense I have nor the awesome biotic dash or biotic heavy mele

Sincerly Asari justicar

[Zeromarro4]

Dear engineers and other overload spammers,

We hate you.

Sincerely,
Every single biotic

[Zeromarro4]

Dear tactical cloak,

So you think that YOU got a big nerf... Hahahahaha

Always,
Sabatoge

[Zeromarro4]

Dear geth,

***k you, give me legion back!

Always
Commander Shepard

[Zeromarro4]

Dear asari Justicar,

I love you darling, your defensive sphere makes me feel safe and your area effect reave makes for fun nova guarding. However I do have a question... DO the hair tentacles move?

Sincerely,
Vanguards 

P.S. nova guard is infatuated with you.

Modifié par Zeromarro4, 09 juillet 2012 - 04:41 .

[Zeromarro4]

Dear Krogan and vorcha,

The drell is down, so I have an order for you. Krogan Smash!
Vorcha, sick em! You creepy gremlin rat thing.

Sincerely,
Your smarter and superior team members.

[Mgamerz]

Bro, learn how to use the edit button.

[Urdnot_SahVaj]

Mgamerz wrote...

Bro, learn how to use the edit button.

[ladyvader]

Matic1093 wrote...

Dear Human Vanguards,

Why must you steal everyone of my kills?

Sincerely,
Everyone else

So true. 

Dear Banshee,

Stop chasing me around the map,

Sincerely,
human engineer.

[Immaculate J]

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Drell adept

You don't have nearly the great defense I have nor the awesome biotic dash or biotic heavy mele

Sincerly Asari justicar

Dear Asari Justicar

Last time I checked biotic dashes can't stop a cluster of grenades.

Sincerly Drell Adept

[NotPotato]

ToaOrka wrote...

Dear Cerberus Harrier,

How many clips do you have in reserve again?

Sincerely, Geth Pulse Rifle.

Dear GPR,

What's this "reserve" clip?

Sincerely, Revenant

[Sailears]

Zeromarro4 wrote...

Dear tactical cloak,

So you think that YOU got a big nerf... Hahahahaha

Always,
Sabatoge

Quoted for emphasis/truth, +1 and all that sort of thing.

[Sailears]

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Drell adept

You don't have nearly the great defense I have nor the awesome biotic dash or biotic heavy mele

Sincerly Asari justicar

Dear Justicar,

Defence? Can't touch this.
Biotic dash? Oh, I forgot you can't do aerial tricks. And your vanguard friend does the dash better.
Heave melee? Ha, haha, hahaha...

Sincerely,
Drell adept.

Joking of course.

Apologies for the double post.

Modifié par Curunen, 09 juillet 2012 - 06:10 .

[NotPotato]

Curunen wrote...

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Drell adept

You don't have nearly the great defense I have nor the awesome biotic dash or biotic heavy mele

Sincerly Asari justicar

Dear Justicar,

Defence? Can't touch this.
Biotic dash? Oh, I forgot you can't do aerial tricks. And your vanguard friend does the dash better.
Heave melee? Ha, haha, hahaha...

Sincerely,
Drell adept.

Joking of course.

Apologies for the double post.

Dear Drell Adept,

What's this "defence" you're talking about?
Oh wait, you actually have to come out of the cover to do your "thing"? That sure sounds awesome, but we'll pass.

Sincerely,
Members of the Phoenix Project

Modifié par NotPotato, 09 juillet 2012 - 06:31 .

[Ibn_Shisha]

Dear geth,

How do you manage to dodge 6 warps in row, even when your back is turned? You must teach us.

Sincerely,

Turians.

[Mgamerz]

Dear humans and quarians,
what is this dodge thing you speak of? You... move your weight around? You exert force in your feet? How do you do this?
Yours truly,
Turians

[Wheatax]

Dear meatbags,

Request: Stop shooting at me when I go out of cloak. SAME TEAM! Oh wait, no friendly fire. Apologies.

Yours sincerely,
Geth "Troll" Hunter

[Jzargo]

Dear Biotics,
Will you please stop shaking the screen like a earthquake?

Sincerely,
Snipers

[donosaur]

Dear Random Krogan Teammate,

Why no head butts between matches? I though we were bros.

Sadly,

Krogan Teammate.

[The Love Runner]

Dear Female Vanguard,

How's your biotic life?

Sincerely,
Banshee


Dear Geth Primes,

ROLL OUT!

Sincerely,
Geth Multiplayer Enemies


Dear Husks,

Why must you gain up on me and have me go through that melee animation while the others are shooting at me?

Sincerely,
Human Sentinel


Dear Geth Primes,

Why must you go around the corner in Firebase White?

Sincerely,
Firebase White Farmers

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 09 juillet 2012 - 07:05 .

[Redbelle]

Dear Asari Biotic

I had a wonderful time covering your back.... till you turned around and I saw you were a Banchee.

.......Did you have to disembowel me on the spot?

Yours Sincerely, in A&E.

N7 recruit

Modifié par Redbelle, 09 juillet 2012 - 07:11 .

[Jackums]

Dear Teammates,

You think you're helping me by staying within 5 meters of me at all times? You're not. Please go away and draw aggro somewhere else.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

[Adhok42]

JackumsD wrote...

Dear Teammates,

You think you're helping me by staying within 5 meters of me at all times? You're not. Please go away and draw aggro somewhere else.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

Dear... "Master Race",

Stop being so squishy so I don't have to tank my way to pick you up and I will. Oh and stop whining.

Sincerely, Kroguard, The REAL Master Race