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[Alisira]

Dracoyoshi8 wrote...

Deer Masheen,

Y did yukill the ghost, I need to keap mi bludlust goeeng or I die

Senseerlee,
Vorcha Souljur

Great....now I'll start giggling whenever I meet a Vorcha Soldier.




But I'll try to leave you your kills, promise!!!

[Jackums]

Adhok42 wrote...

JackumsD wrote...

Dear Teammates,

You think you're helping me by staying within 5 meters of me at all times? You're not. Please go away and draw aggro somewhere else.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

Dear... "Master Race",

Stop being so squishy so I don't have to tank my way to pick you up and I will. Oh and stop whining.

Sincerely, Kroguard, The REAL Master Race

Dear Kroguard,

Stop running into those phantom's swords, banshees' claws, and groups of pyros and hunters. Oh, and any good GI needn't worry about being squishy; the target is dead before they can get in a shot.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

[Adhok42]

JackumsD wrote...
Dear Kroguard,

Stop running into those phantom's swords, banshees' claws, and groups of pyros and hunters. Oh, and any good GI needn't worry about being squishy; the target is dead before they can get in a shot.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

Dear Walking Target,

I do the same thing and I have far less to worry about when MY shields go down.

Sincerely, Human Soldier

[Jackums]

Adhok42 wrote...

JackumsD wrote...
Dear Kroguard,

Stop running into those phantom's swords, banshees' claws, and groups of pyros and hunters. Oh, and any good GI needn't worry about being squishy; the target is dead before they can get in a shot.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

Dear Walking Target,

I do the same thing and I have far less to worry about when MY shields go down.

Sincerely, Human Soldier

Dear Rightfully Underused class,

Nothing lives long enough to take my shields down.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

[Adhok42]

JackumsD wrote...
Dear Rightfully Underused class,

Nothing lives long enough to take my shields down.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

Dear Geth.

Ditto.

-FQI

[AgentStark]

Dear Squadmates,

I'M BLEEDING!

Urgently, Vorcha



Dear Infiltrator,

I'M ALIVE!!!

Thankfully, Vorcha

[AgentStark]

AgentStark wrote...

Dear Squadmates,

I'M BLEEDING!

Urgently, Vorcha


10 seconds later...



Dear Infiltrator,

I'M ALIVE!!!

Thankfully, Vorcha

Dear quote button,

Y U SO CLOSE TO EDIT BUTTON?!

Sincerely, AgentStark

Modifié par AgentStark, 09 juillet 2012 - 07:40 .

[Lynx7725]

ladyvader wrote...
Dear Banshee,

Stop chasing me around the map,

Sincerely,
human engineer.

Dear Human Engineer,

Wait, you're not the Female Vanguard?

NOOO!

*Wails*

Lonely (and shortsighted),

Banshee

[Lynx7725]

Slightly more serious --

Dear N7 Team of SI/ SE/ Someone else, on Reactor/ Geth/ Gold.

Thanks for a good game. I managed to survive dropping into Gold when expecting Bronze, and I felt that I at least contributed somewhat. The Gold Reactor map achievement was the icing on the cake. Thanks!

Grateful,

Drell Adept with a Talon. And who spent a bit of time on the floor.

[warriorN7]

Dear vanguards.

STOP IT!

From everyone else.

[The Love Runner]

warriorN7 wrote...

Dear vanguards.

STOP IT!

From everyone else.

Dear Everyone Else,

MAKE IT STOP!

Sincerely,
Vanguards

[sliverofamoon]

AgentStark wrote...

Dear Squadmates,

I'M BLEEDING!

Urgently, Vorcha



Dear Infiltrator,

I'M ALIVE!!!

Thankfully, Vorcha

LMAO!

[nicethugbert]

Dear Krogan Soldier,

Why u no carnage?? WE LEAVE!

Sincerely,
Vorcha Soldier




Dear Nemesis,

Burn baby burn! WE LEAVE! Ashes!

Sincerely
Vorcha Soldier

Modifié par nicethugbert, 09 juillet 2012 - 08:22 .

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Dear Brutes:

Boom shakalakalaka Boom shakalakalaka Boom

Asari Adept


Dear Phantom:

You can't always get what you want.

Asari Adept


Dear Pyro:

Would you mind frying that those hunters in front of you?

Thanks,
FQI

[nicethugbert]

Dear Every Other Shotgun,

You're puny and you look funny.

Sincerely,
Claymore

[nicethugbert]

Shadowfogkiller wrote...

Dear Snipers,

I can out snipe you

Sincerely Ravager

Dear Ravager,

WE LEAVE!  Ashes!

Sincerely,
Vorcha

[Mgamerz]

Dear N7 operatives,

[static]We're taking a lunch break on the ship up here. [end static]
No time for aerial bombardment. Get down there and engage the enemy.

Sincerely,
Your beloved pilot

[sigma_draconis]

nicethugbert wrote...

Dear Every Other Shotgun,

You're puny and you look funny.

Sincerely,
Claymore

Dear Claymore,

I can't hear you over the sound of me sniping enemies from across the map

Sincerely,
GPS

[Dama733]

Dear N7 Team,


Whisper Whisper Whisper slice slice stab stab


Sincerely,
Cerberus Phantom

Modifié par Dama733, 09 juillet 2012 - 09:27 .

[nicethugbert]

Dear Team,

On the off chance you are reading this, use Incendiary Ammo, if you have it. Lots of powers trigger fire explosions. Put those trash mobs to work. Think of how we might make the world a better place if we set it on fire. See here for details.

Sincerely,
Arson, Son of Ar, Vorcha

P.S. Machine write this for me.

[Fade9wayz]

Dear Banshees,

My biotic life is good, except for the little fact it is... THAT time of the month for me. Any stalker would be ill-advised to bother me, even you darling, cause I feel like rocketing your faces and some, leaving a trail of gore in my wake.

Oh and if there aren't tampons level X in my next PSP, I'm novaing that damn Kodiak pilot straight into Harby. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an Asari Justicar to stalk.

Sincerely

Female Vanguard

Modifié par Fade9wayz, 09 juillet 2012 - 10:02 .

[C0M3ATS_BRO]

I now realize my first post wasn't fitting of the thread. Hear is a better attempt.

Dear Reaper Forces,

I thought you were supposed to be both synthetic and organic, right? Or are flashy lights and metal tubes part of organic physiology? See, this is why the Geth are always more popular!

Sincerely,
Energy Drain



Dear Command,

You've just informed me that this regular foot soldier is somehow extremely vital to the enemy war efforts and needs eliminating. Could I know why?

Seriously WTH?
N7 Operative

Modifié par C0M3ATS_BRO, 10 juillet 2012 - 02:43 .

[ladyvader]

Dama733 wrote...

Dear N7 Team,


Whisper Whisper Whisper slice slice stab stab


Sincerely,
Cerberus Phantom

Dear Cerberus Phantom

Stasis plus sniper

equals

dead phantom

Sincerely,
Asari Adept

[Adhok42]

nicethugbert wrote...

Dear Team,

On the off chance you are reading this, use Incendiary Ammo, if you have it. Lots of powers trigger fire explosions. Put those trash mobs to work. Think of how we might make the world a better place if we set it on fire. See here for details.

Sincerely,
Arson, Son of Ar, Vorcha

P.S. Machine write this for me.

Dear Arson,

I like the cut of your jib.

Sincerely,
1LT Nuraka Veniz, "Aces High" Task Force

[The Love Runner]

C0M3ATS_BRO wrote...
Dear Command,

You've just informed me that this regular foot soldier is somehow extremely vital to the enemy war efforts and needs eliminating. Could I know why?

Seriously WTH?
N7 Operative

Dear N7 Operative,

That's classified information. With all due respect, please continue to carry out your mission.

Sincerely,
Command (Secretly Indoctrinated)