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[LuckyBullet95]

Ledgend1221 wrote...

Dear Turian infiltraitor,

Y U NO EXIST?!
 
Sincerly,
Battlefield 3 soldier 

Dear Battlefield 3 soldier,

Turian Infiltrators do not fight alongside illiterate aliens...

Sincerely,
Garrus Vakarian

[Bladedrummer]

Dear N7 forces,
....................

Sincerely,
Geth Pyro.
P.S.: you won't read this because you didn't hear me coming but I'll send it anyway.

[LuckyBullet95]

Dear N7 Forcers,

You know that team of Battlemasters you always wanted for your heavy assault units? Well here is some fake tan to change the skin colour of your Vorcha troops skin and some christmas tree lights for your Justicars! Yup... ninety nine thousand credits well spent team!

Sincerely,

Command.

Modifié par LuckyBullet95, 10 juillet 2012 - 01:02 .

[JumboWheat01]

Dear Krogan,

You can send people flying as you charge into them, you can go into a blinding rage to take next to know damage or send things flying even further, I get it. I can pop heads with my fist though. Let's see you try that.

Sincerely,
Batarian Soldier

[Sergant Shotgun]

Dear N7 Forces

I can shoot you, but you can't shoot me
You can't kill me, because you can't see me
I can see you, but you can't see me
you "notice" me, when i get close behind you
then i already killed you, and you didnt kill me

Sincerly
Cerberus Guardian

Modifié par Sergant Shotgun, 10 juillet 2012 - 01:17 .

[LuckyBullet95]

JumboWheat01 wrote...

Dear Krogan,

You can send people flying as you charge into them, you can go into a blinding rage to take next to know damage or send things flying even further, I get it. I can pop heads with my fist though. Let's see you try that.

Sincerely,
Batarian Soldier

Dear Batarian Soldier,

Pfft... 
And we don't need to use Reinforcements Gauntlets to do it!
Now let's see your ballsack-shaped head kill an ATLAS! 

Sincerely,
Krogan Soldier

Modifié par LuckyBullet95, 10 juillet 2012 - 01:50 .

[Rickochet101]

Dear Geth,

Please stop stun loc... loc... loc...!

[Dilandau3000]

Dear Geth Infiltrator,

Geth do not infiltrate.

Sincerely,
Legion

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 10 juillet 2012 - 02:07 .

[ToLazy4Name]

chipsandwich wrote...

Dear Vanguards,

How's the weather up there?

Sincerely,
N7 Special Operations

This made me laugh. Alot. 

[reioni]

Dear Blasto,

Who save Galaxy now?! VORCHA!

- Vorcha Soldier

PS. Tell Bubbin we "enkindle" his sister.

[sigma_draconis]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Dear Geth Infiltrator,

Geth do not infiltrate.

Sincerely,
Legion

Dear Legion,

What was your passive skill called again?

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator

[bmac4417]

Dear Banshee,
What the h*** do you have against me?! I don't wanna be "It"!
Sincerely,
Turian Soldier/Sentinel

[Immortal Strife]

Dear N7 team,

My Suit!!

Sincerely Quarian

Modifié par Immortal Strife, 10 juillet 2012 - 03:46 .

[ToaOrka]

Dear Geth Pulse Rifle,

I can see we've got a lot in common; we both like tickling people, we both are on the skinny side, and we're both pretty easy on the eyes. Call me.

Sincerely,
Locust.

[SavagelyEpic]

Dear N7 team:

HA HA!

-Geth Pyro

[Jackums]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Dear Geth Infiltrator,

Geth do not infiltrate.

Sincerely,
Legion

Dear Legion,

Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

Sincerely,
Geth Infiltrator, Master Race

[fallingseraph]

Dear Lag

Why can't we do 3-4 Vanguard runs!?

Because they'd end in 3-4 minutes.

Sincerely,
Endless bouncing Vanguard glitches.

[Kimori]

Dear Phoenix:

Do that lash thing again while I've got the pizza. That was AWESOME.

Sincerely,
Batarian Soldier

[Qror_pl]

Arcadian Legend wrote...

Is this a spin on the Dear Destroy and Control Thread? I love that thread!

Your avatar and signature gave me a cancer.

But back to topic: Turian soldier and sentinel, thank you, for being not intelligent enough, to jump to the side when banshees warp is following you.

-Sincerly, everyone

SavagelyEpic wrote...

Dear N7 team:

HA HA!

-Geth Pyro

 

Master

Modifié par Qror_pl, 10 juillet 2012 - 05:45 .

[Dilandau3000]

Immortal Strife wrote...

Dear N7 team,

My Suit!!

Sincerely Quarian

Dear quarian,

Medical aid processing.

Sincerely,
Geth

[d_nought]

Dear N7 Special Operations,

My Phaeston is Level XXVII because I want to be able to down you before you get executed by a banshee.

Sincerely from your eternal savior,
Marauder Shields

[DnVill]

Dear enemy forces,

rwwwrwwrrwwwwrrwrrrrrwwwwrrwrrrrrwwwwrrwrrrrwwwwwwwrw...














Don't look know but I just lobbed a grenade at you.


Sincerly,
DA

[Dilandau3000]

Dear swarmers,

Spiders spiders spiders spiders!

Sincerely,
Tali

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 10 juillet 2012 - 06:43 .

[codename2o2]

Dear Shockwave Vanguard,

I HOPE A THRESHER MAW EATS YOUR FAMILY

With love,
QFI

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Dear QFI,


Hugs and kisses,
Shockwave vanguard

Modifié par codename2o2, 10 juillet 2012 - 06:59 .

[Lynx7725]

bmac4417 wrote...

Dear Banshee,
What the h*** do you have against me?! I don't wanna be "It"!
Sincerely,
Turian Soldier/Sentinel

Dear Turian Soldier/ Sentinel.

Wait, you mean you're not the Female Vanguard either?

Noooo!!

*Wails*

Lost and Confused,

Banshee