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[XXVI26]

Dear N7 Operative,

I can still shoot you behind that wall.

Sincerely,
Turret

[xSNPx ZoDiaC]

Dear N7 Operatives,

Thanks for killing my buddies! I was hungry.

Regards always,
Cannibal




Dear Marauder Shields,

STOP STEALING MY KILLS!!!

Sincerly,
Now Ex-girlfriend Banshee

Modifié par xSNPx ZoDiaC, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:24 .

[xSNPx ZoDiaC]

Dear Cerberus Squad,

DAMNIT!!! I told you KEEP MOVING!

Cordially,
Centurion

Modifié par xSNPx ZoDiaC, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:23 .

[Fade9wayz]

nicethugbert wrote...

Dear Every Other Shotgun,

You're puny and you look funny.

Sincerely,
Claymore

Dear Claymore,

I know you're just jealous blue space babes prefer me. Not only am I light, accurate and pack a punch, but I am fashionable and go well with any kind of catsuit too. Reach AND flexibility.

Regards

Wraith

[Aethyl]

Fade9wayz wrote...

nicethugbert wrote...

Dear Every Other Shotgun,

You're puny and you look funny.

Sincerely,
Claymore

Dear Claymore,

I know you're just jealous blue space babes prefer me. Not only am I light, accurate and pack a punch, but I am fashionable and go well with any kind of catsuit too. Reach AND flexibility.

Regards

Wraith

Dear Wraith,

Lol I am a pistol, and am still superior.

Sincerely,

Talon.

Modifié par Aethyl, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:45 .

[XXVI26]

Dear N7 Operative,

I just want a hug.

Sincerely,
Banshee

[NotPotato]

Dear Combat Drone,

HURRRR YOO SO SHIIINYYYYY

Sincerely,
Banshee

Modifié par NotPotato, 10 juillet 2012 - 09:00 .

[Fade9wayz]

Aethyl wrote...

Dear Wraith,

Lol I am a pistol, and am still superior.

Sincerely,

Talon.

Dear Talon,

Tell your friend Shield Gate hello for me.

Kisses,

Wraith

[DarklighterFreak]

Dear Non-Sync-killing enemies

WRRAAAAAGHHHH

Sincerely,

Novaguard

[LuckyBullet95]

Dear stupid weapons engaged in an insult war

How the hell can you write these letters? Wait... why in the hell am I speaking to guns!

Confusedly,
A Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

[Fade9wayz]

LuckyBullet95 wrote...

Dear stupid weapons engaged in an insult war

How the hell can you write these letters? Wait... why in the hell am I speaking to guns!

Confusedly,
A Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

Dear Krogan Battlemaster,
 
Y WON'T U TAKE MEEE?

Sulkily,

Reegar Carbine

Modifié par Fade9wayz, 10 juillet 2012 - 10:01 .

[nicethugbert]

Dear Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

I am Krogan!!

For Tuchunka,
Claymore

Modifié par nicethugbert, 10 juillet 2012 - 10:00 .

[nicethugbert]

Dear Tiny Dancer,

You're so adorable I have to take a picture of you.

Sincerely,
Ballistic Blades+Kishock

[LuckyBullet95]

Dear Claymore,

No you aren't! A true Krogan weapon thows spikes like a boss!

Slightly pissedly,
Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

Dear Reegar,

What could possibly be more feminine than firing a gun that excretes blue sunshine?

From
Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

[Invellous]

Dear Liara T'soni

I heard your birthday is coming up so I decided to go to Thessia and ... OOPS!

Love,
Kai Leng

[Kahlmulandr]

JumboWheat01 wrote...

Dear Krogan,

You can send people flying as you charge into them, you can go into a blinding rage to take next to know damage or send things flying even further, I get it. I can pop heads with my fist though. Let's see you try that.

Sincerely,
Batarian Soldier

Had to repeat just because it goes so well with one i already did.

Kahlmulandr wrote...

Dear Batarian Soldier,

Punch faster next time.

Regards,
Salarian Infiltrator.

P.S. The look on your face was priceless as that phantom's head exploded.

[Fade9wayz]

LuckyBullet95 wrote...
Dear Reegar,

What could possibly be more feminine than firing a gun that excretes blue sunshine?

From
Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

Dear Krogan Battlemaster,

Well then, you agree we would make a great pairing!

Hugs

Reegar Carbine

[LuckyBullet95]

Fade9wayz wrote...

LuckyBullet95 wrote...
Dear Reegar,

What could possibly be more feminine than firing a gun that excretes blue sunshine?

From
Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

Dear Krogan Battlemaster,

Well then, you agree we would make a great pairing!

Hugs

Reegar Carbine

Dear Reegar Carbine

... It... it can't be true... but it is... I always tried to deny it but my pink armour, my blue sunshine, your blue sunshine, your beautiful design... it's... this is true love!

Kisses

Krogan Battlemaster

[Invellous]

Dear Nemesis

How is your M-13 Raptor variants capable of depleting Shields in one shot? The variant available to the N7 Operatives is ineffective. Curious what Level is it?

Sincerely,
Twitch, Salarian Infiltrator

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Dear Twitch,

IT IS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

Love,
Nemesis

[Fade9wayz]

LuckyBullet95 wrote...

Dear Reegar Carbine

... It... it can't be true... but it is... I always tried to deny it but my pink armour, my blue sunshine, your blue sunshine, your beautiful design... it's... this is true love!

Kisses

Krogan Battlemaster

My Heart,

I can't wait to have your strong arms wrapped around me. Oh, do not make me wait longer, let us fly to the seventh sky together!

Yours forever 

Reegar Carbine

[xSNPx ZoDiaC]

nicethugbert wrote...

Dear Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

I am Krogan!!

For Tuchunka,
Claymore

Dear Claymore,

I got more of a quad then you welp, I was built for killing Thresher Maws!

For Tuchunka,
Graal Spike Thrower

Modifié par xSNPx ZoDiaC, 10 juillet 2012 - 11:33 .

[LuckyBullet95]

Dear Battlemaster and Carbine

You guys are so gay...

From
A REAL Krogan!

Modifié par LuckyBullet95, 10 juillet 2012 - 11:31 .

[Fade9wayz]

LuckyBullet95 wrote...

Dear Battlemaster and Carbine

You guys are so gay...

From
A REAL Krogan!

Dear REAL Krogan,

We're very proud to be so, and deliriously succesful, to boot. As an aside, we were not aware that REAL Krogans now cower in fear as soon as they see Geth, but if you want to learn what it really means to be up close and personal, we'd be happy to show you.

Hugs and kisses

Battlemaster and Carbine

Modifié par Fade9wayz, 10 juillet 2012 - 11:43 .

[nicethugbert]

Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

I am The Boss!!

Claymore

[LiarasShield]

Zeromarro4 wrote...

Dear asari Justicar,

I love you darling, your defensive sphere makes me feel safe and your area effect reave makes for fun nova guarding. However I do have a question... DO the hair tentacles move?

Sincerely,
Vanguards 

P.S. nova guard is infatuated with you.

Dear NovaGuard

Keeping my team mates alive and upstanding with my sphere makes me proud and strong

Ps sorry nova guard I'm into Female Commander shepard