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[Adhok42]

XXVI26 wrote...

Dear N7 Operative,

I just want a hug.

Sincerely,
Banshee

Dear Banshee,

I don't swing that way unlike those humans.

-FQI

[N7Kopper]

Adhok42 wrote...

XXVI26 wrote...

Dear N7 Operative,

I just want a hug.

Sincerely,
Banshee

Dear Banshee,

I don't swing that way unlike those humans.

-FQI

Dear FQI,

Bisexual does not mean Husksexual

Heard-it-a-million-times,
MHI

[Adhok42]

N7Kopper wrote...

Adhok42 wrote...

XXVI26 wrote...

Dear N7 Operative,

I just want a hug.

Sincerely,
Banshee

Dear Banshee,

I don't swing that way unlike those humans.

-FQI

Dear FQI,

Bisexual does not mean Husksexual

Heard-it-a-million-times,
MHI

Dear MHI,

At least you're male. Does this even LOOK REMOTELY male to you?

-FHE

[TheAdventurer29]

Dear Javelin users,

Now your weapon tickles me. even more. Your long cooldown enable my boyfriend, Marauder Shield to eat you with bullets.

Sincerely, Miss Universe Banshee

[Adamantium93]

Dear Grenade classes,

Your grenades are in a different crate.

Sincerely,
Drell Adept

[nicethugbert]

xSNPx ZoDiaC wrote...

nicethugbert wrote...

Dear Krogan Vanguard being driven insane by the choice between Talon, Claymore and Wraith as his weapon....

I am Krogan!!

For Tuchunka,
Claymore

Dear Claymore,

I got more of a quad then you welp, I was built for killing Thresher Maws!

For Tuchunka,
Graal Spike Thrower

Dear Graal Spike Thrower,

And someday you will.

For Tuchunka,
Claymore

Modifié par nicethugbert, 10 juillet 2012 - 01:23 .

[GordianKnot42]

Dear Batarian Soldier,

Word to the wise: when a Rocket Trooper attacks... DODGE.

Sincerely,
Human Soldier

[GordianKnot42]

Dear Infiltrator 10 feet away from me running in the opposite direction:

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Your torso's perfect
For my arm to go through.

Love,
Banshee

[Shadowfogkiller]

Invellous wrote...

Dear Nemesis

How is your M-13 Raptor variants capable of depleting Shields in one shot? The variant available to the N7 Operatives is ineffective. Curious what Level is it?

Sincerely,
Twitch, Salarian Infiltrator

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Dear Twitch,

IT IS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

Love,
Nemesis

Dear Nemesis,

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?! NO WAY THAT CANT BE POSSIBLE

Sincerely,

Nappa

[Fade9wayz]

Dear Commander Shepard,

Would you mind stopping seducing every Asaris and Female Quarians? Leave some to us.

Ah, I hear some wailing Banshee closing in.

I should go.

Female Vanguard

[Dilandau3000]

Dear Guardian,

I am afraid we must reject your job application. We cannot hire someone who throws a fit any time they hear the word "mailslot".

Sincerely,
US Mail

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 10 juillet 2012 - 01:57 .

[Lynx7725]

Fade9wayz wrote...

Dear Commander Shepard,

Would you mind stopping seducing every Asaris and Female Quarians? Leave some to us.

Ah, I hear some wailing Banshee closing in.

I should go.

Female Vanguard

Dear Female Vanguard,

Wait! Is that you? No, don't go! NOOOO!

*Wails*

Wailingly yours,

Banshee

[Adhok42]

Dear Banshee,

Look I know you enjoy the whippings and all but...

Well I don't really enjoy the whole "Eating my brain through your arm" bit.

I want to say it's not you it's me but clearly it's not me, it's you. I've found someone new but I hope we can still be friends. She's a Vanguard.

Sincerely, Phoenix Adept.

[Dilandau3000]

Dear geth units,

Why have you abandoned me? I was the most effective type of unit! Even that Shepard fellow hated me.

Sincerely,
Geth Stalker

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 10 juillet 2012 - 03:22 .

[Auras_Mendalla]

Dear Geth Prime,

Thanks for being so friendly with my Decoy. He gets ever so lonely.

Sincerely,
Salarian Engineer

PS- Oh, and I really appreciate the refill on my shields. You're a peach.

[Fade9wayz]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Dear geth units,

Why have you abandoned me? I was the most effective type of unit! Even that Shepard fellow hated me.

Sincerely,
Geth Stalker

Dear Geth Stalker,

This platform feels your pain.

Sincerely, 

Geth Colossus

[GordianKnot42]

Dear Cannibals,

Remember the mantra: fallen teammates are friends, not food.

Sincerely,
Marauder

[Ibn_Shisha]

Dear Prime,

Thanks for having other little geth cluster around you, and for predictably spawning a drone and turret each Warp-Throw cycle. You've been a real help to my kill count.

Sincerely,

Faux-dept the Armorless Human Sentinel

[Dilandau3000]

GordianKnot42 wrote...

Dear Cannibals,

Remember the mantra: fallen teammates are friends, not food.

Sincerely,
Marauder

Dear Marauder,

Then why are they so delicious?

Sincerely,
Cannibal

[NotPotato]

Ibn_Shisha wrote...

Dear Prime,

Thanks for having other little geth cluster around you, and for predictably spawning a drone and turret each Warp-Throw cycle. You've been a real help to my kill count.

Sincerely,

Faux-dept the Armorless Human Sentinel

Dear Prime,

We'd also like to extend our thanks for constantly respawning the drone in front of you; we hope you enjoy the fire explosions as much as we do.

Sincerely,
Salarian and Human engineers

[Beerfish]

GordianKnot42 wrote...

Dear Batarian Soldier,

Word to the wise: when a Rocket Trooper attacks... DODGE.

Sincerely,
Human Soldier

Dear human Soldier,

I would have liked to try your words of wisdom last eve but a rocket trooper shot me point blank in the face while facing the wrong direction and battling another group member.

Your sometimes friend, the Batarian

Modifié par Beerfish, 10 juillet 2012 - 04:18 .

[LiarasShield]

Fade9wayz wrote...

Dear Commander Shepard,

Would you mind stopping seducing every Asaris and Female Quarians? Leave some to us.

Ah, I hear some wailing Banshee closing in.

I should go.

Female Vanguard

Dear Female Vanguard

I'm the most badass and stuning commander so of course the asari and quarians think I'm hot And Amazing

Sincerly Female Commander Shepard

[Alisira]

Dear Turian Soldier
Please tell that Drell Adept to take his hands off me. They're sweaty from all that jumping.
Yours truly
Revenant

[ShadixDX]

Dear every other "N7 operative",

I have this side covered.

Regards,
Male Quarian Engineer

[XXVI26]

Dear Ex-Cerberus Phoenix,

Room 17K. Bring your whip.

Yours truly, Cerberus Phantom

P.S. Bring a bottle of Thessia Red while you're at it XOXO