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[Fade9wayz]

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Female Vanguard

I'm the most badass and stuning commander so of course the asari and quarians think I'm hot And Amazing

Sincerly Female Commander Shepard

Dear Commander Shepard,

I'm confident some of them will come back to their senses when they see you dancing or have you drive them around. If even that fails and your current LI doesn't scare them off, can I join your crew? As a thank you, I could introduce you to this lovely wailing Banshee following me around like a lovesick puppy.

Best Regards,

Female Vanguard

[LiarasShield]

Fade9wayz wrote...

LiarasShield wrote...

Dear Female Vanguard

I'm the most badass and stuning commander so of course the asari and quarians think I'm hot And Amazing

Sincerly Female Commander Shepard

Dear Commander Shepard,

I'm confident some of them will come back to their senses when they see you dancing or have you drive them around. If even that fails and your current LI doesn't scare them off, can I join your crew? As a thank you, I could introduce you to this lovely wailing Banshee following me around like a lovesick puppy.

Best Regards,

Female Vanguard

Dear Female Vanguard

I'm not to fond of banshees they kinda look to demonic to me but if you want to join my kickass crew then sure

Sincerly Female Commander Shepard

Ps Banshee touch liara and I shoot your unborn child

[Redbelle]

Dear Phantom

I know you are clingy, but why do you have to put glue on the walls of the combat zone we're in? This and the coup de grace's have me concerned you took my, 'not joining Cerberus' badly.

But lets be honest. The first and last time you took your helmet off...... I cried for hours.

Call me if you ever find yourself, not enslaved to an overlord and master.

Yours Hopefully

Male Alliance Soldier.

Modifié par Redbelle, 10 juillet 2012 - 08:41 .

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Snrrr.......

Grrrrlrlra Roarrrrrrr...
Snrrrr..........

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... Vorcha...

[requiem31]

Dear host of N7 operations,

If your internet is provided by a space hamster running in his wheel,
DON'T HOST!!!!

Pissedly,
N7 operatives in need of aspirin everywhere

[The Love Runner]

Dear Cerberus Harrier,

You may be powerful, but I am always the trusty assault rifle.

Sincerely,
M-8 Avenger


Dear Other Sniper Rifles,

My fire rate is for the win!

Sincerely,
M-90 Indra


Dear Vanguards,

Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!! Here's some Peptol-Bismol Medicine.

Sincerely,
Other Multiplayer Characters


Dear Ravagers,

NO!! NOT THE BEES!! NOT THE BEES!!

Sincerely,
Multiplayer Characters

[SavagelyEpic]

XXVI26 wrote...

Dear Ex-Cerberus Phoenix,

Room 17K. Bring your whip.

Yours truly, Cerberus Phantom

P.S. Bring a bottle of Thessia Red while you're at it XOXO

Kinky

[Fade9wayz]

Dear Phantom,

We're coming for you.

N7 Shadow Infiltrator and Slayer Vanguard



Bear Dell Fanguardh,

Vhat tcharge withrf vhe folloew upfr high kickrr HURTH! Goddamnith! Here'sh vhe billrf for my dentfal interfention.

Ferberush Frooper

Modifié par Fade9wayz, 11 juillet 2012 - 08:06 .

[nicethugbert]

Dear Phantoms,

epp op ork op op means I'm gonna shoot you in the face.

GOOD,
Batarian Soldier

Modifié par nicethugbert, 11 juillet 2012 - 10:58 .

[AresKeith]

Dear Guardins,

prepare for a shield bash and Paladin to the head
payback suck don't it?

N7 Paladin

[Mojenator12345]

Dear N7 Team hiding in Fire Base White,

Do you think I can't see you hiding behind those counters? What kind of idiot do you take me for? I'm the one who can cloak, not you. I have top of the line Reaper-enhanced logic and tactics modules. You're going to have to work a little harder to fool me. No, I am going to go stand *right there* in front of the counter to point you out to all my friends. LOL, you don't look so smart now, do you?

All the best,
Geth Hunter

[infithehuman]

Dear Phantom,
hahaha

Sincerely,
Krysae

[N7Kopper]

Mojenator12345 wrote...

Dear N7 Team hiding in Fire Base White,

Do you think I can't see you hiding behind those counters? What kind of idiot do you take me for? I'm the one who can cloak, not you. I have top of the line Reaper-enhanced logic and tactics modules. You're going to have to work a little harder to fool me. No, I am going to go stand *right there* in front of the counter to point you out to all my friends. LOL, you don't look so smart now, do you?

All the best,
Geth Hunter

Dear Esteemed Geth Hunter,

*grab*
*pull*
*pwn*

Yours Gratefully,
N7 Squad

[Dilandau3000]

N7Kopper wrote...

Dear Esteemed Geth Hunter,

*grab*
*pull*
*pwn*

Yours Gratefully,
N7 Squad

Dear Geth Hunter,

My esteemed colleague, where did you go? You were in front of that counter a minute ago. I better go check it out.

Sincerely,
Geth Pyro

[Fade9wayz]

Dear Prime,

Would you be interested in a 'go-around-counters' and insta-kill plug-in for you and your employees? I have developped one inbetween waves and am looking for potential customers. I'm sure we could find a mutually profitable arrangement. I would love to be able to deploy my turret as fast and as often as you.

Sincerely,

Cerberus engineer

[Heldarion]

Dear EA servers,

why you disconnect me during wave 10 while I'm the host?

Sincerely,

N7 operative

[LordDeathkeeper]

Dear Brutes.
Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaa!
Sincerely,
Phoenix Vanguard.

[Adhok42]

Dear Female Commander Shepherd,

The next time you try to grope me in public I will rend you through with my Omni-blade. Like I told that Banshee, I don't swing that way.

-FQI

P.S. The Banshee however wouldn't mind indulging in your desires for more women. I'll hook you two up some time.

[The Love Runner]

Adhok42 wrote...

Dear Female Commander Shepherd,

The next time you try to grope me in public I will rend you through with my Omni-blade. Like I told that Banshee, I don't swing that way.

-FQI

P.S. The Banshee however wouldn't mind indulging in your desires for more women. I'll hook you two up some time.

Dear FQI,

You know you can't resist my charm. And my hips.

Sincerely
Female Commander Shepard

[Adhok42]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Dear FQI,

You know you can't resist my charm. And my hips.

Sincerely
Female Commander Shepard

Dear sexy N7 Goddess,

We'll smash okay? I heard you're into whips.

-Phoenix Adept

[The Love Runner]

Mojenator12345 wrote...

Dear N7 Team hiding in Fire Base White,

Do you think I can't see you hiding behind those counters? What kind of idiot do you take me for? I'm the one who can cloak, not you. I have top of the line Reaper-enhanced logic and tactics modules. You're going to have to work a little harder to fool me. No, I am going to go stand *right there* in front of the counter to point you out to all my friends. LOL, you don't look so smart now, do you?

All the best,
Geth Hunter

Dilandau3000 wrote...
Dear Geth Hunter,

My esteemed colleague, where did you go? You were in front of that counter a minute ago. I better go check it out.

Sincerely,
Geth Pyro

Dear Geth,

IT'S A TRAP!!

Sincerely,
Geth Prime


Dear Geth,

Don't look! I'm in the middle of some important business!

Sincerely,
Human Soldier

[C0M3ATS_BRO]

Dear Squadmates,

Are we sure we want the Vorcha to do the hacking on this mission? I know he/she/it(?) is a Sentinel, but I don't think pressing a button on one's omni-tool to operate a flamethrower counts towards being able to bypass a heavily encrypted firewall.

Sincerely,
Concerned Squadmember

[Lokiwithrope]

Dear Females,

Why are you're incredibly appealing? You distract me!

Sincerely,
The Males

[Adamantium93]

Dear Phantom,

Not so funny now, is it?

Sincerely,
N7 Shadow

[ABNDT]

Dear Banshee,

Who has magnet hands now, huh? Who has magnet hands now?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sincerely,
N7 Shadow